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[quote author=omo_to_dun link=topic=669455.msg8343343#msg8343343 date=1305706133]190, my brother you are a trip! I thought you didn't like Nigerian girls. If only Ogugua were within my rich, I would have tried my luck. Instead I'm stuck in Abúlé Múwọnlẹrú. [/quote]I think that's where she's stuck at too.----lol--

Btw Oga, I had it at the back of my mind that I was gonna create an award thread on Romance section one of these days, and I was gonna give you "the post with the fewest number of "Ibons" and wrong spellings" award. BUT-----------

-----Wetin be rich?--lmao---

Sike:
Sorry Pple! Buh Swaggar temi yato si ti Sule ati Rasaki.
I no 4 dis inch or yard of a thread, Signing out live N direct via NL!

Courtesy of Olamide. Next time cite the source.

^^hm- hm hm! C'mon gerraway from here! Eru yin la'n so ni.

Serenity.

^^ lol-- You wish!

beejaei:
I brush my teeth everyday. Let me explain how my brain works: if an action does not have a noticeable consequence, I do not have a motivation to do it. I only do stuff that matter. For example, I brush everyday because if not my mouth will smell and I will be embarrassed. ON the other hand, my boxers does not smell and I am the only one that knows that I wore it the day before so I have no motivation to change as I have nothing to lose. Its not like I will get a disease or something. And when it smells, I just douse it with perfume. Chikena. Any one has a similar brain to mine?

No one. You're on your own. 

^^ Right on! You basically said what I said, but in more intelligent way. 

We/They get the bashing because, when it comes to sex, females are  superior: asin they have more say. If we/they ain't giving it, then the guy has no choice but to die of Konji (Horniness) or move on to the next person~~ Except if r[i]ape[/i] and abuse comes into play. Men on the order hand ask for it. Their sex drive is on some high levels.--lol. So basically it's left to us/them to say "no". Like, guys hardly say no to sex, do get what I'm saying?

So, it's only logical to bash females. 

I hope I made sense.~~and I'm talking from a general point of view.

^^lol-- I have to admit, that's kindA true. 

james1:
@rokiatu,natasha and babe.remember all liars go to the hottest part of hell!

Oga, why would I make up a genuine confession like that for jokes--? Abeg, I know where all liars go. Thanks for reminding me.

^^ why you laughing?

rokiatu:
       

You don't believe me right? Infact lemme amplify the volume and intensity of my confession. **clears throat** Here we go!

I'm using this opportunity to apologize to my fellow NL usernames that I've lied to that "I am 21". Sorry for lying guyz.

Question: So why did you lie?

Answer:I had a feeling no one was gonna take me serious.  

Q: So why are you confessing?

A: I'm confessing because I've made a point. And confessing is the right thing to do.  

Q:What point?

A:Oh pls.

Q:So how old are you for real-- ?

A:Well, I'm a teen. Third year in University, Graduated at a normal age from a secondary school in 9ja. I entered school Uni. immediately after that. Connect the dots.

Over and out!  

This picture is funny as 4uck!!! hehehe

Tashy is 16?  -- She hasn't even reached puberty. lol! Wow! I like her though. She's acts/types more mature than some 40 yr olds on here.  So, kini big deal? Na age we won chop?

Confession: I'm a teen too! -- True story.

[quote author=High_Chief link=topic=668807.msg8342183#msg8342183 date=1305683353]BABE you are really a wonderful person, I cant believe this. I think pweetyme needs to learn a thing or two from you[/quote]lol-- Whatchu mean by "you can't believe this"?. Anyways THANK YOU. I try my best. 

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=669640.msg8341239#msg8341239 date=1305668566]no i mean bow and arrow the one that nokia made lolz [/quote]lol-- Shediot!. That's why I love you---hehe--You always have a good comeback.

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=669640.msg8341071#msg8341071 date=1305666918]which award?   and Babe is like you have forgotten i also have my bow and arrow specially made for your nyash  [/quote]lol---See your mouth like which award----    Bow and arrow? You mean your left leg and arrow.----Ouch! Sorry, Tashy babe, that was too mean, but it's you so

^^ No PDA on here. Over and out.

LOL--- Nawa for this topic! I generally like tall guys, but short dudes are aight too. I'm short myself so no biggie.

Height is just a number.  

Advocator:
I’m in work right now but I have one thing to say. BABE I swear you are diff from all girls in this joint. You got both the personality and the look. You know how to forgive from all interaction. You and this young kid had a bad start, they ill-treated yet you forgave me cuz he is a mounting kid.

Sir-fly I voted yes for you kid, but next time don’t hurt those people that will have your back. Read people before you scatter them with insults.

Good day.

Thanks Apple pie.  

^^ oh shut up and accept the award.

Awww   --- I agree! What can I say about her? Well,  she's a large fool.  

Tashy babe I swear  if you come near me with any yeye comments, i'll be forced to use my catapult on you!  

lol^^^ Sure thing--- I'm still wondering why this your yeye topic made front page though. Anyways, check out my Siggy.  

[quote author=Sir-fly link=topic=668807.msg8340583#msg8340583 date=1305662290]what front page are u talking about babe? im confused here. [/quote]Apple pie, go to the Home page and check out the first topic.

HAHA!!! Fly made the front page too?  Wonders shall never end.-- What happened to Mr-Cork's latest topic now? That should be the next one sha.

190:
     

You worn it one day on one of your damn pics  

lol-- Me? Cellophene pant? What the french is that se?

ogugua88:
I laugh in pidgin English. So many have their wigs cut like Rihanna's haircut. Her hair cut don old though. They'll be trading them in for red hair soon.

I wouldn't mind belle belt and leggings o. If they wore them fashionably, then cool. Some of them just dey wear them die. Tell me how I can take someone [b]wearing brown shirt, red leggings, and yellow shoes seriously. [/b]Color riot

lmaooo-- oh lawn a Mercy!

Yh, Red hair will be the new thing in 9ja now. NL guys will have more to talk about.

^^^ oh yes Abortion Belts----llmaooooo----

What the french is cellophene pant.?

ogugua88:
Chai. Naija girls can wear leggings die. That's not even a joke lol. I can't wear that thing in heat the way some do.

lmao---True that!  I trust my 9ja babes. "We" kill things! No lie, 9ja babes don murder leggings. hehehe---Oh yh and gladiators. lol--oh yh, and Rihanna'a Hair cut-----

190:
Fail

You wear Leggins
You carry purse
and you wear Black berry  

God don cash you! I'm not a leggings babe. If I'm wearing shorts I go for it. If I wanna wear long pants I wear them. Which one is leggings?

Anyways, hmm---I carry handbags (most of the time).

And yh, I'm a blackberry babe.

So, 188, I'm still not 9ja.