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iyatrustee:
your family has always been squating here so cut all that efizi

I actually, we've never squatted here, I only come here to visit some guyz and I exit, as soon as possible.
I think Ms Cassava is looking for you though, something is smelling burnt in the kitchen. You left the soup on the cooker.  

Hello House!
The 190 family A.K.A (190 AND I), are gonna be sqautting here for a while. My dad couldn't pay rent so, we got evicted from our house. Hope you guys don't mind!  

Oya 190, you were saying?

dave2:
I no talk say make una leave ooooooooo
I just need an intro, that's all

I'm sorry jare. Hope Oga Reed and Ms Cassava don't get angry by this invasion.

Anyways my name is BABE! I came from NL. 190 is the father! INKED_NERD is the friend/sister. ADVOCATOR is my boyfreind/husband! 

dave2:
Excuse me, Reed, Potato, Iya, Yusuf and my sweet Anna; what is 190 doing here

Chai, Oga sorry o! He came to look for gateman job! Sorry, don't be offended abeg! No vex!

190, see embarassment o, can we just leave! We have our own house now!

@ Iya, I think I was refering to you and every other person thinking-thinking!

@190, Sell off? mschewww, Sha lets go before iya releases the dogs.

@ Iyatrustee, are you the maid around here? If you are, pls tell Oga Reed when he comes back, that if he still needs the gateman, he should holla. My father is jobless.  

@ everyone thinking-thinking-
I came here to see Lord_Reed and Ms Cassava. I asked for her when I got in, but Reed said she was sleeping so, I decided to just chill with him. No biggie.  

@Papa 190, pls don't embarass the family here, this is not our hut in the Village where you shout anyhow. Oya let's go. E don do. We've over stayed our welcome!  

^^ and you altered my words too!
Shift make I pass jo!

^^What is wrong with you!? Tell me what your problem is.? What is your position in my life?

A father, A Bodyguard, A groupie, A creepy wanna-be boyfriend, or just tell meee, Coz you're seriously confusing me!

Btw Advo is in Canada!

Dear Ex,

Wat---- What the french were we thinking.? We knew that wasn't gonna work! Texas to Massachusetts.
Nba! Anyways, that thing we had wasn't a relationship o. It was called Nonsense. Chei. I can count on my fingers the number of times we made-out. Now, thats sad!
Anyways Like I always say, Distance is B.it.c.h. I know you is already balling, so I don't need to tell you to have a good life. Btw, that girlfriend of yours take style wowo o. I'm not hating. Just saying.

BABE!

^^^I'm not that young. My face just doesn't match my age and my body, I'm young though.
I'm gonna post a picture of my full self/body one of these dayz, so you guyz can see!

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-643079.0.html

Check out that link! I'm good mehn! School School and School!

^^Sorry Tosin, why do you/you guyz think I'm that young?

^^Baby girl! I love you! Like you don't even understand! I put your name on the list. That's genuine mehn. Anyways, how are you?

@ Kandi, I'm not telling you my age o! That's what I've been saying all these while: My face looks young(er) compared to my body and my age!
I gotta go! Night!

Well, over here! lol:
Uni and College are like the same thing. Actually they're the same. So, when I say I'm in college, I'm in uni. And it's typically a 4-year Uni/college, after high school.
I'm in my third year!

Americans don't waste time! I don't know why British education system takes so long. And we're still smarter than yall, lol,

^^LOL. I'm in uni already,

kandiikane:
Im an adult.

Aight! I'm almost done with college(undergrad), so that should give you an idea of how old I am.

Yh, he went to Hawaii! I miss him!

No, Kandiikane, I'm asking you for your age. How old are you?

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=618277.msg8097690#msg8097690 date=1302478778]@BABE!
Leave me o! Kandi is my sista

@Kandi
How many courses is it lemme know what size appetite I should bring.[/quote]That's why I like men, lmao, They don't know how to lie!!!

So you use fork and knife to eat you sister a la candy, hehe! Nawa , for this your family o, lol

kandiikane:
@Babe, alright,

Cannot believe I talked to a young 'un about mastu[i]rbatio[/i]n

Young'un kini? What are you talking about? Pls how old are you sef? This one you're feeling old with yourself,

xynerise:
@kandi. I am not trapped in the closet so why should I come out of it? Besides I am not R.Kelly
@BABE. Why not use yam?

lol, You want me to die, before my time abi? That's suicide mission now.

190:
[color=deeppink]or cucumber    [/color]

Yh, That kinda makes sense, 

kandiikane:
Babe you are lying. I do not believe you unless you show me passport,  jesus, are you serious , You look about 15 lol,  Are we still friends?

Yh, we still friends! I get the "you look 15, 16" comments all the time! My face is really a funny case. The rest of my body has metamorphosized,  but my face would not. But, that makes me cute!

Anyways I'm not in my early thirties. I can't tell you my age here for security reasons. Ill tell you, if we get to talk off line or something,

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=618277.msg8097644#msg8097644 date=1302478055]Kandi you are looking really sexy in your pix in fact you look good enough to eat a la Candy![/quote]This one left wife and kids at home, he's coming to toast babe for here. haha! Men sha!

Didn't I just leave your house? You saw me here, and you still had the confidence to toast,
Better get back to your mansion, before I report you to Ms.Cassava!

kandiikane:
^^ because of that comment of vag[i]in[/i]as been horrors,  you better come out of the closet oooo

lol Babe how old are you?

I'm in my early thirties, I know oooo, Still no husband!

My hymen said to me one time, she's like:

"Girl, use a banana or something, I'm getting too old, I need to go"(American Accent),

naH, I'm BABE! The one and only BABE! on NL!

^^True dat! Almost all girls mas[/i]turbate ?hmmmm, interesting.
I don't even mas[i]tur[/i]bate [i]yet. So, there's no point of telling anyone anything!

kandiikane:
But they both smell though if you do not wash it? Did you know a[i] pe[/i]nis has a cheesy musky smell if unwashed,  I would choose a p[i]enis[/i] too just to come quicker and to mast[i]urbat[/i]e without people condemning me

I know! Anything you don't clean smells. Yh, of course.
About the mast-urb-ating part! I know right! They're so lucky. They have quicker access to their thingys, Compared to Vi.g.in.a owners. 

Why do you think people would condemn you, do you do it in public or what?, lol

kandiikane:
@babe since the p[i]en[/i]is is beautiful is the va[i]gi[/i]na beautiful too? just asking lol  cause some people think its the ugliest thing they have ever seen

Of course the Vi.gi.na is beautiful! I think it's more beautiful than a pen1s. I wouldn't choose a V.aGI.na over a pen1s though!.

But here is the thing, v.ig.nas are very prone to looking/smelling /getting nasty/disgusting,  because of the anatomy.
So, you just have to pay special attention to it. A.K.A Take care of it!

@ Kandiikane!

Because I kinda know you, and apparently you're a cool chick, I'll advice you to totally ignore Fstranger3's comments! Don't bother wasting your time! That's how he is.
Notice the way he just came here randomly. That's a sign of**** you know

You don't need to take my advice, but just consider it!