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190:
[color=deeppink]Awww come here daughter
**Hugs BABE tight and whispers into her ear** u got sometin somtin[/color]

uhn? Pls what is sometin sometin (yoruba accent)?

190:
[color=deeppink]DAMNITT!!

ROTFLFMFAO!!!

Babe has killed me,

see credible manliness in profile pic!!     [/color]

It's beautiful! God is Beautiful! His Creations are Beautiful! That pen1s is beautiful!

kandiikane:
@Babe, you know your profile pic that thing on the right hand side of the underwear is that the mans pe[i]ni[/i]s? If it is then damn that shyt is flexible

I know! I love that picture. I don't how the guy did it, coz that sh1t is tight!

But seriously though, things I would do to that man!  

@190

**In a crying voice***,
"But I hugged you, and you didn't hug me back"!

Jesus, I'm still laughing ooooo, lwkmd!!!!!, Shyt!

This is the second funniest post I've seen on NL, 190's post is still in the lead though!!

@ Xynerise

You're earning cool points from me mehn! You is a funny dude! I like!

190:
[color=deeppink]hes a mad man he knows i wud surely pay him back

I'll just wait my time till he gets in 2 my trap!  [/color]

^^Papa 190, I hope you got xynerise's joke though. Coz if you didn't, then that would even be funnier, lmaooooo,

I love you 190! ***fatherly hug for 30 seconds***

^^Toast is an understatement. Do you know how many threads he created just for me?! like up to 5! No joke! In what other way can you profess your love to someone on NL, that can beat that!?

Anyways 190, doesn't like the relationship, but that's his business!

^^lwkmd! I'm sorry father, but that was Hilarious!, lmaaooooooooooo

xynerise:
190, have you been to Arsenal? Mehn! That place is the bomb. Last month I went to wigan and some gals wont let me be. Can you come to chelsea next week?

LMAOOOO,

Papa 190, you need a good comeback line mehn, lmaoooo, *can't stop laughing***

^^what? you wanna be a Tpahlet?

Donpuzo:
What is this TpiahMansion gonna be like?

This chic will not kill us ohhh

Well, did you watch kokoMansion? If you didn't, then google it.
She's gonna be like the Dbanj of the show! And I'm gonna find some nairaland guyz, to put in the house. They gonna be called T.PAHLETS.

I need at least 8 guys. I'm on the look out, starting from now, and it looks like you're interested.

^^Donpuzo, Zap off, seriouslY!

^^Sorry o! I'm new to this entertainment stuff. What do I need to do before the show starts.!?

^^I school in America, but I go to the UK very often! Hertfordshire is on of my joints. I'm gonna be there hopefully, sometime this summer.

Donpuzo:
Please change my running mate to Chi-baby  and i promise you a pack of female condom

lmao, Donpuzo! Warn ya self o! Shediot Boy! For that statement, You're on TpiahMansion --the show!

kandiikane:
Ohh,
Hertfordshire, its just outside london

HertFordshire? Oh my Gawd!!!! That's crazy! That's my joint!

Donpuzo:
**Rubs red substance on his tongue**

Babe, change that profile pics and put that one of your lesbian partners caressing your hair. Or something better!

****Carries A cow horn, and I start shaking it***  ***Rubs black stuff of my left eye and tongue****

Donpuzo! Power pass power!!!

That picture ain't going no where. It's the one with the fat girl right?

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=643079.msg8096647#msg8096647 date=1302467930]
loool, yay. I can't wait for our show to premier. Team tpiah!!! [/quote]Yh baby! The show is gonna be the bomb! I have to make sure it's a hit! Whatever is worth doing, is worth doing well. 

@190 well, because you're the female one in the gay trio!

^^You had better!
Check out the first post on the thread. I modified it!

@Inky

What?!  I'm so jealous! I want snail!  I have my Garri though, so I'm good!

The lucky BoBo is Advocator!!!

The potential gatemen: Mr Cork, 190(my dad), Donpuzo, Fstranger3, and roymary!

If you are really interested, i'll just call them here for the interview.

Ms. Cassava should wake up jo! I want her rice!

^^Aight! Touche! I want Jollof rice, I don't want cake!

^^Tell him o.

***Signaling the maid to come pack the dishes*****
***Using my toothpick****

So, "Mr Lord_Reed thanks for the meal". 

"But seriously though, You need a gateman, I have some jobless friends here in our town, Nairaland, that would be more than glad to take the job", 

Oh yh, the guy is ADVOCATOR! .He's the one!

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=643079.msg8096015#msg8096015 date=1302462091]Hey everyone, do ya like the match ups?

@BABE!: The wine finally wore off. Hehehe [/quote]Thank God o. You were starting to say nonsense last night , lol,

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=643079.msg8095984#msg8095984 date=1302461852]BABE.  ermmm madam, may i remind i that Mrs Chima is Fat & she aint hot.   sheeers!!! [/quote]Mr. Cork, first of all "Happy Sunday"! How is the family? Hope 190 and Mobo, are not nagging too much!

Anyways, even if you say Mrs. Chima ain't hot, JayBee is her perfect match!

Food Food Food! Yay! Thank you!

**eating***

Mr. Yusuf, I came to see the couple, any problem!?

***talking with my mouth full and licking my fingers****

"Lord_Reed, you need a gateman o! Is that how you people allow anybody to just enter your house, without knocking?"
"It's really dangerous o",

Donpuzo:
lmao.

But seriously BABE. You are heading to the Les world ohhh.

If you really like touching girls a lot!

I can't imagine touching a fellow man's Laps when i have BABE's own by my side!

lmao, Pls abeg! You guyz just don't understand. I am not a lesbian, but that's what people call me. Ignorant people. I now don't have a boyfriend again, lol. I just like females. That's all! I just think we're interesting, and that's it!

And when I say, touching girls, I don't mean "touching" girls. I mean just normal touching, not touching-touching!

redsun:
Oh yeah,i don't feel like that about my fellow men,i just see men like men.

But i find it sensual with two girls at it,it kind of redefine all my perception of mother nature.How does it work?

hmmmmm, I have never been with a woman, so I don't think that question is for me! Sorry!

^^May God not punish you Donpuzo!!!! Today is sunday, no let me vex o,

^^lol, I was wondering too.
And even if she/he wanted to compare, Mount Kilimanjaro is known for it's height, not Width. 

Donpuzo:
Can we change our running mates.

If Yes, i will gladly Campaign!

Running mate to what!? Donpuzo, that list ain't gonna be altered!

^^A life of strife and Sorrow!

^^^I don't really know what to call it. I don't think it's lesbianism. I'm just generally intrigued by the female body.( That's why I wanna be a gynecologist ) I touch girls a lot too, but some of them take it the wrong way. In short, I like girls, and I'm proud to say it!


@DONPUZO! You're gay!