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^^I'm a lesbian! Well, not really, I'm just getting use to my lesbian side. I'm not available though.

^^You, why haven't you called back?

@Topic. MybrownJay and Dolomite all the way! They have to win this thing, or we go rig the election o.

^^You should like men too!

While Inked and I were talking on the phone last night, we came up with this wonderful list of heavenly-matched couples on Nairaland!  There is also a poll for you to vote for the HOTTEST COUPLE!

Frantrger3 and Tpiah

"Name removed" and Ragdollz Technically, you can still vote

Tosinville and Reality101

190 and Mr.Cork and Mobo444

Jaybee and Mrs Chima

Advocator and AraBoy

BABE! and Pweety4me

HotieTima and

Donpuzo and Born2fuck

Dolomite and MrBrownJAY

At the end of the voting, Inked and I, are gonna host a special award ceremony for the HOTTEST HOTTEST AND SEXIEST COUPLE. So pls vote wisely!  I would also use that opportunity to announce the commencement of My Show (TpiahMansion) which would be Premiering a week from the award ceremony. Hopefully, it's a hit!

Teaser for the show:

The Theme Song is---Kele Kele Love by Tiwa Savage!

Tpiah, this is all jokes abeg! I hope you find it funny! But who knows, love pops up anywhere!

^^I'm sorry were you referring to me?

2buff:
You know, it's funny, but I only just now realized this typo.
I suppose both mean the same thing in this context 

Funny! lol, Yh right! Toto list!

But seriously : "tell me why I no go like girls, my mama na girl, my sister na girl" 

Yup! You is correct, My to-do list!

I already have an Advocator tattoo on my lower back, so getting that would just complicate things.

^^No you didn't!!!!

***Removes my shirt and turns my NewEra hat backwards****

You think you gangsta uhn?

"Whoopi Goldberg" is a low-blow!

Remember that night you called me and told me about your boyfriend dumping you a$$, because he caught you jerking-off off a Unclad Micheal Jackson's picture. Have you gotten over the break-up yet?

ADVOCATOR!!!!!!!!! , I miss him tooooo!!!  

^^what kids?

^^pffttt, Estelle is HOT ---not. Anyways is that all you've got?

You told me about you having a crush on Larry King and T.I. How is that going for you?,

"Nig** You gay" In Riley's voice (If you watch "Boonducks", you'll get the joke)

Sharap! You want Justin Beiber and Taylor Lautner, and Adam Lambert.! You want them all! why?
Coz, you is ---****clears throat****

^^ My Gay friend! Watsup!

Nicki minaj is wonderful! How is Justin Beiber?

Inked, this thread reminds me of the V-IG-IN-A sONG!

Could you post it pls?

J12:

****clears throat***  Inky pls pass me more Ricola

You, how won't you be shocked?. You are not used to such, or rather, you're trying to resist the female ---.
It's aight! It's gradual!

@ CrudeOil, aight!  

^^^True! As from now on, when I'm joking with you, I'll r@pe my post with Smiley faces, 

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=642931.msg8090157#msg8090157 date=1302384442]
Ah ah, what did I do?

How is it a triple sin if it just two people involved. Having two pėnises doesn't make him two people which is why I asked how is it a thrėesome?[/quote]lol, So you don't take jokes,  Now I know!

I like messing with you,, you should know that by now!