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^^^Sha give me food! I'm hungry!!! I left my apartment this morning for your mansion without eating anything. Pls just give me food, I don't even care what you give me now!

I can only come for your wedding if you guyz agree to make me part of the Bride-maids.

And I have a wedding coming up too! He hasn't proposed yet, but, we're getting there.

I feel like French kissing someone on here! Who can I kiss!?

***looking around***

^^Oh!! Ok! So I guess it's very possible she's telling the truth then!

^^I know right!

^^^I said I want Suya, haha, what is  it? , and if you have Jollof Rice and Moin-Moin, just put those at the side, with a bottle of Mountain Dew! (pls, Don't tell me you don't have mountain dew)

Oh yh where is your wife "Ms Cassava"?

***Looking around for her***

No! It's not, it tastes like Soda (Coke, Fanta and co), but it does the job well! If you know what I mean.

If you don't have it, it's cool! Do you people have suya or Stick-meat, or Fried Snail?

Morning PAPA!
Put your reply in one post, bla---bla----bla---. You know the rest!

^^I don't do all them bitter alcohols! Do you have Nuvo?!

@ OP 
Its very possible to get "disvirgined", without any form of sex. Operation is one of the ways you can! The Hymen probably broke in the process. But operation near that area, that is!

I don't know what the Umbilical cord has to do with the V.I.GINA area. The umbilical cord is right on the naval, so I think she's lying.

**knock, knock**
Is anyone home?! It's BABE!

^^^Ok! Nuff said! Since that was what your pastor told you. When your mates are busy fasting for forty days and forty nights, You, you're here farting. Anyways, thats the result of covetousness! Akara and Vulture? ***smh***

But please not here sha! Some people have asthsma! It's dangerous to their healths.

Wateva, response you wanna post, Pls put it in a single post! You have enough space! I don't wanna derail my thread. If you extend your post, I ain't gonna reply.

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=643091.msg8094229#msg8094229 date=1302446579]See confession[/quote]lol.,,,Lord Reed, you talking to me abi? Yes I like girls! Especially Nicki Minaj and Angelina Jolie, and Megan Fox!

I always fantasize about them!

***Singing DJ Zeez's Bobbie****

Phate07:
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This is a civilized thread Mr. PHARTES! You're causing air-pollution! Carry you smelling sef away!
**shouting**
"Pls who has Glade or Febreze or Air Wick?"

"Anyone?"

" My guy this sh1t is smelling, what did you eat abeg haha"

^^^lol @ Ms Yam, I already made-up with Lord_Reed. I'm dropping by yalls mansion sometime later! Be expecting me!

@Everyone Trying to figure out who Hotie Tima is with!: She's with nobody! Inked and I tried figuring it out yesterday, and we realized that she's either Smiling around with everyone or Creating HOT topics. Those are the things she came to do on NL, she's not here to find a partner. Right Hotie?

^^ Aight Sweetness! I'll definitely drop by! Tell your aboki gateman you'll be having a visitor o!

Thanks for the advice!

^^I used to be on verizon, and the network take style get comma.
    I'm on BoostMobile now, it's much better though.

I have a friend that uses T mobile. I swear MTN is better than that sh1t! There are particular spots in her room she can't receive calls in.

^^ Mr Fstranger! Stop giving wrong info abeg. Who told you there was no Network problem in America? Network is not always "on",

@People there's network problem o.

^^^Oh ok! That's what's doing you!
That's why you've been carrying loudspeaker around, disturbing the peace of the neighborhood , coz your name is not on the list abi? My bad! We sorry! It's because I don't know you.

Who are you by the way.? Introduce youself!
My name is BABE! I come from Nairaland, 190 is my father! INKED_NERD is my friend! ADVOCATOR is the boyfriend!

What's your name!?
And pls answer the question in one post. You have enough space. I don't want to derail my own thread! If you don't answer the question in a single post, I won't reply you any further!

^^Pls who's this Person? You're causing noise pollution. Carry your Speaker go Politics section and go campaign for Buhari or something! Shooooo!!!!!

^^Abeg jo! I'm going to r@pe my bed! Night Night!

I don't know mehn. I'm up doing other things. I don't think I'm going to church tomorrow sef

^^That's how they fail exams. Is that a letter!?  

I love you triple much though!   Just saying

^Aight!
I was joking about the whole lesbian thing by the way! But, I like girls!

^^Why exactly are you crying? For the fact that I'm a lesbian--- or-- I'm already taken?

[quote author=B_B013 link=topic=643091.msg8092542#msg8092542 date=1302424467]@BABE
If you were not available why bother?
Someone available for pickup pls [/quote]I know right! Don't mind me.

190:

Morning Papa!

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=643079.msg8092698#msg8092698 date=1302426866]These match ups are totally WIERD.

This should have been called NL Romance Wierdest Couples!

And this barely April how are we supposed to be certain we've gotten the right couples when we've hardly seen them do anything.[/quote]Thanks for sharing! Sha vote, and if you don't want to, Adios!

^^Gerrout!

^^Hey papa 190, Carry your bell commot for my thread abeg. You're causing noise pollution. Some people are still sleeping!