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@ OP, 0/5.

lol, This is hilarious, because I just ended a 3-hr plus phone conversation with a friend of mine.

I just called the guy to say "HI" o, from there I can't even remember what happened. I had to put the phone on speaker when my hand was paining me, lol

And that "uhn uhn uhn" moment happened like hundred times.

Him: So the girl was checking me out at the club and everything, bla---bla---bla-----bla--
Me: Uhn uhn
Him: So was I wrong?
Me: What? Sorry? uhhhhmmmm, can you repeat yourself
Him: Do you want me to hang up?
Me: No, ahn ahn talk now, I'm listening jo!, (ode), lol

*****

Him: What are you doing?
Me: (shouting) I'm vacuuming!
Him: Aight!
**In my mind I was like, what kind of a guy is this. Dude hung up, now*****lol

Anyways, if you really have to avoid them, then just tell'em you have important things to do, bla---bla--bla. And if you don't have anything to do for real, Just bare it, I guess

oh Yh, P.S: they guy is not really a good/close friend yet. If it was one of my close buddies, i'll just tell them they're talking too much and I have things to do. Kapish!

190:
[color=deeppink]Babe:: so you wanna continue with advocator innit

Nor make me vex!!  [/color]

Yes, Elder 190! Anyways, I assumed you agree with my disagreements so, later fam!
Love you!

^^ I was going to count that post as "Strike onE" but i'll forgive on this one!
You've already started misbehaving!

Reply to your conditions:

Condition one! I can't stop flirting with Advo. He's my boyfriend!

Condition two! I can't have your back each time you're attacked because, most of the time, the people that attack you are justified. 

Condition three! I can cook for you, no wahala!

Condition four: Respect is Reciprocal!

Condition five: I'm not a P.I.M.P!


So, what we gon' do now! Coz, obviously, both of us are not on the same page!

^^It's you! You're the bad influence! Inky is fine with me! Anyways, sure! If that's what you want. But, there's a condition!

The condition is: after three strikes of unintelligent, unreasonable and not-so-funny posts towards me, You are out! Meaning, I would be riding solo! No family for Lagos!

Do you agree?

^^I'm still kinda vexing for you so,
And I don't act different, towards you when I'm around Inky! Roger thaT! I act the same! You make me act different on this site. I don't even know how you do it. I went through all my posts last night, and I didn't even believe they were by me. I was baffled. Anyways, you are a bad influence.
I have to stop rolling with you for a while, to get my swag back. Then we can move on from there.

Ciao!

190:
[color=deeppink]Gbagun Gbagun Gbagun [/color]

Boda 190, I couldn't help but notice the fact that, that up there ^,  is MY LINE. MY CLASSIC LINE! So PoP oFF by not using it anymore! We dig? Photocopy me no easy o!

@OP, errmm because they're hurt! Straight up! Women are emotional!

@OP pls don't do it! Don't lose your virginity yet! Plus you are kind of not making sense( I meant that in the most innocent way). Why? Because it's Evident that you're trying to act rebelious/revenge against your parents or whoever, but it's to your own detriment the end of the day. Come up with something else pls! Go to prayer city/ mountain of fire!

fork adict:
Bloody empty bluff. I stand by what i said earlier. You no fit EVER fork anyone of them. if you like go meet babalawo, e no fit happen.
You ask me to pop off? What the fork am i even doing with you in the first instance oshi o da**Loooong hissss.**

sorry mr fork, why Are you vexing again? Empty bluff? Anyways whatever you say! so watsup! I wanna be your friend!

**smh**
I'm planning on squashing this, you're still saying nonsense. Do you like the way I'm insulting you on every thread?

^^Did you finish primary 3 atall? You're a closed chapter!

God help Japan! God help the World!

^^You said "he WAS a nice guy". He was, but he's no more one.

@190, Dude, we have to squash this mehn. E don do!

iyatrustee:
oh Babe! he was a nice guy, why pair him up with such ruthless men?  


you mean ghost have love interest too

^^Tell, your roommates ,Adolf Hitler and Saddam Hussein, I said Hi!

iyatrustee:
you better wake up, there is plenty work to be done

Pls don't wake him up! Hmm, Mr 190, tell Micheal Jackson I said watsup!

@
Mr addict, You know if I actually had your time, I would write an extremely long essay coz, I have replies to every single one of your sentence. But, imma keep it short and sweet. I didn't come here to find a fork-buddy,
I came here to "have fun" and laugh so pls drop all these your "NL guys fork talks".

As for Trey and Chris, All I'm gonna say is U NEVER JAM!

As for my picture, I gat non' to prove to you, sooo once again POP OFF!

^^^Go nyash your bench jo! People dey contribute, this one too dey talk! C'mon shift make I pass!

@OP I don't know man! Why would you even wanna know?

****ADVOCATOR and BABE! grinding to the following PlayLists :*****

Slow songs
Sean Kingston's Letting Go
Gyptian's Hold you
Pretty Ricky's Grind with me

Fast songs
Jay sean's Down
Taio Cruz's Dynamite
Jay sean's Do you Remember

190:

Some people are already summer-salting with their face.

@ Tima and 190,

Every single illiterate that I told about me talking to trey songz said it was a lie, so I'm not surprised.

Wait sef, why would I be lying that I spoke to celebrities? What would I gain from that? Fame? pffffttttt

mschewwww, C'mon go sit down jo!

^^Sowi, honey pie!

^^ Sorry doll, I was super excited! Told you I was fan! He added a random friend of mine on his skype, and I happened to be at her house that day.

fork adict:
Hey Ladies. can someone please explian what's going on here to me?? I never knew you guys are this Hot. Ladies planning to r@pe a guy, argueing over who should fork someguy, having someguy for lunch or supper and what have you. Why are you ladies wasting your time on mere fantasies?? Believe me there are loads of fine guys on NL. Guys that will square up to all these guys you are fighting over, one on one, looks for looks. Forget the fame. i guess that's the edge they have over us and that is what is getting you all wet, hot and bothered. Besides, these NL fine guys are @ your beck and call. Can't you ladies consider these guys given their accessibility rather than reaching for someguys that you CAN NEVER GET HOLD OF?

Well, the committee of HOT MEN LOVERS, chose me to attend to you! On behalf of the president(Hotie Tima):

"PoP oFF" We don't want NL guys" "The ones that want NL guys have picked their choices, so case closed"  

P.S.: We can get hold of them, by the way. In fact, I (BABE!) spoke (skyped)  Trey songz and Chris Brown last month. I don't expect you to believe, but I did!

Geez! Anyways, I'm not using anymore codes. All I was saying was you're rushing! I don't even know you

Hotie Tima:
damn french kiss u really must love it then

No, Miss Tima, I french kissed advocator, not the topic! I'm not r.ta.rted!

****190 is back from work now drunk and asleep! I unbuckle his belt again and I release 10 honey bees into his scooby-doo boxers****

****Tip-toes out of his room***

***I hear a lady's voice****

***lmao, It's Papa 190, CRYING FOR HELP****LMAO!!!!