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J12:


What are you smoking?

He's smoking sand.

^^Sorry why would you want that, and how is that hawt?

^^This New York girl, what's your problem?

Pls define a thrressome: Is it not a Sexual union of three people?.

What I've been fantasizing about is "2 guys and a girl(BABE!), so getting a man with 2 pen1ses, makes it a damn party! Why? I'll make use of both all the time we happen to have sex!!!

^^I would be expecting my guy to have only one pen1s, but if I happen to get the shocker of my life by sighting two, instead of one, I think I would throw-up first, and use OMO (a kind of nigerian soap) and water to watch my eyes, lol

Anyways as for details, what I mean is:  the guy with 2 pen1ses is God-sent. ****God knows his little angel (BABE!) had been fantasizing about having a th.r.ee.so.me someday, but she can't/won't****
So to be fair and to make matters ok, he created a guy with two pen1ses and dashed me! 

^^^lmao^^^^Whatever you say baby! You is correct!

^^^^ Sexy!! The more the merrier!!!

***Singing Lil wayne's "Every Girl"****

Nicki Minaj
Angelina Jolie
Megan Fox
Paris Hilton
Pweety4me
In about two years Holla at me Miley Cirus and Jaden Smith!

@OP
You're really in Fantasy Land, coz I'm sure nobody came to that your birthday PaRRy sef, lmao

Happy Birthday BTW! 

^^nO P!

^^^^
LMAO,
***Choked on my Hershey's Bar laughing***

C'mon gerrout of here! mscheewwww, Go and play LEGO!

^^

lmaoo, Donpuzo! You're my guy o. Seriously, I like you. You're are a funny dude! My type of guy!

^^lmao, You suck!

^^Sharap! go sit down somewhere!

Proof it! How did it work for you?! Why are you here looking for a babe/girlfriend/wife, If it worked?

@190, You're a ghetto dad! You like Soulja Boy?! ewwww!

^^^While the person is still talking? Don't you think that's a lil' rude?

^^
****Chuckles*** That definitely didn't work for you.

190:
[color=deeppink]^^ With a little additional info


@BABE

You just reminded me to play Beyonce's SWEETDREAMS

Thanks,

BTW i never knew talking walks in parks wasnt refreshing

The question i asked u is what kind of fun do Nigerians generally do ( if not those i already listed )[/color]

**smh** Beyonce's Sweedreams? I'm beginning to question your sexuality!

So refreshing = Fun ?

I said "lemme upgrade you"

@ the question you asked me. Well, basically, that's what we do! But dude, we them well! NIGERIANS HAVE FUN!

Never mind.

^^wHY dO you say that?

Six packs!
I don't work out! I just eat! I'm blessed I guess.

@ 190
**smh*** So basically you consider a walk in the park (lmao) "fun" compared to going to the movies, clubbing, eating out, and going to the beach. I now know the problem. The problem is you. You don't know how to have fun! Go and learn.

By the way, a walk in the park? fun? lol (I can't stop laughing o) So what excatly is amusing about the walk.

--the walk itself?
--or, the trees?
--or the little kids playing around?
--or, the dogs?
--or couples making out?

so tell me, what exactly is amusing you about a walk in the park, *smh**

**singing Beyonce's Upgrade you***

"Papa lemme Upgrade you"

^^I see you're still living in your/our village! I thought Inky was supposed to take you to the city. What happened?

Before I answer your question, I have a question for you too.

What do you consider as "FUN"?

Toasting formula? There's nothing special now, is it not just to toast bread. pfttttt

What you need : Slice bread (Agege bread too would do), a toaster (Iron too would do), and you feelings (Butter, Peanut butter, Jam, Sardine, Geisha, e t.c)

Turn on the toaster/iron. Make sure it's hot, then put your bread in it. Easy hun? 

P.S: If you're using iron to toast, I recommend the "Grey flat Philips iron". They work best!

And pls @ Nigerians on this thread, emphasizing on the fact that we are boring. .A.K.A 190.
GeT your facts right and stop generalizing.

Nigerians don't know how to have fun?  ehehee, Yawa don gas o! Nigerians are the life of the paRRy. Even white girls that think they're crazy, ain't gat nothing on me/us. Trust me and the girls.

Anyways, Nigerians do have fun, it just depends on what kind of Nigerians you choose to hang out with, or If you yourself are a boring pelzon.  

aribisala0:
for those living in the west have you ever gone bunjee jumping,bowling, to a football game,swimming etc with another nigerian?

Bowling? Football games? swiimming?, pfffttttt, That's what we do every mundane weekend, and are those the activities you consider fun?  I now know why you think Nigerians are boring, *smh*

No biggie.

fstranger3:
[size=18pt]ROFLMAO[/size]

You are so lenient, I would have gone a step further.

Anyway!

I AM DISAPPOINTED IN YOU! Why the french are you instigating!

@Roymary, pls take it down a notch a lil' ok?, 

^^^U guyz sha! U people want to kill me abi, lol, I know it's all love!

^^C'mon sharap and talk jo! Who's asking you for definition!?