₦airaland Forum

Studio CFR:
Excuse me miss, if this blockbuster joke aint funny to u, tis funny to others.
So if u dont have something meaninful to contribute,  BOUNCE!

Finding a joke funny is subjective. Your "joke" is not funny. You created a topic, and you should be ready for two kinds of meaningful responses, this ( ) and that ( ). I gave you the latter response, so why the effizy? Again, calm your nerves.

Studio CFR:
Yanriya BABE!

The joke is inside your bra. . . Lol

ok peeps, I accept criticts and i  do not say it doesn't matter that people criticise me or my jokes  but I prefer it when they say i am good. 

Why are you getting so hyper? Calm your nerves. That piece of "joke'' ain't funny. 

okeyxyz:
^^^
you celebrate this misery?
Fela must have known you. "suffering & smiling".

Toaskarity:
celebrate what!
before one thinks of celebration, i wonder whats on his/her mind! what are you celebrating for?
that you have one of the poorest index in the world? (inspite all you got!)
that your country is ranked with somali(can you imagine a somalian celebrating his country)!
etc (millions of them) chai! celebrate what self!

aparT from those kids whom their fathers are politicians a.k.a criminals in nigeria that live abroads anyother  person celebrating Nigeria must be kidding me!

Pessimist! Taking one day out of the 365 days to celebrate Nigeria (in whatever way), instead of denouncing her, shouldn't be a pain.

Though the two fundamental things Nigeria needs for a positive significant change (which are, A benevolent Dictator and Nigerians ready for a change) aren't gonna be "ready" in the next 200 years, we still need to think positive.   Hakuna Matata.

Princek12:
some of the so called upgraded ones still ask for money, although they may ask for it in a more "Behind" way. either way, the message is the same, difference being semantics.

Princek12:
I need a recharge card because I cannot talk to you if you don't buy me one; I want to hummmma hummma; or you know my gurfrend has Brackiberri and me sef wan Brackiberri--the one that is curuvu (she wants to say Blackberry Curve). Or she can say can you buy me buredi and meat (she wants to say hamburger) because I am hungry. Or she will say can you buy makarioni (she meant macaroni).

LOL  --- See confession! See the kind of girls you roll with?! Partially educated Gala sellers? -- Eya, E go better. Take heart.

PS: I assumed you were talking about your babes. If you weren't, ignore my comment.

cito us:
From the post, if you read the line to the end you will understand what did crack me up. On a second though; what cracked me up was the amount of effort required to woo a lady in Naija as aginst here. Got it now?

lefulefu:
Hundrend naira recharge to see slippers bosom .

ZERO naira to see ********* Joystick.

I wasn't defending her fam. I was just pointing out the obvious.

jerricho:
The last I can remember (b4 I called it quits on 2go) is hooking up with one skank who wrote under the handle of gentleamy or something like that. We started chatting casually, then out of the blues she types: 'u got a big Joystick, right?' (no be small tin o) & I'm not ashamed 2 say that I got a hard-on instanta, I'm not wood, u know. Things got heated & I found myself sending her a pic of my manaconda. Apparently, she thought I must've lost my cool & she asks me for N100 airtime. Lmao! With no hesitation, I blanked her with a sorry story.es.

cito us:
[size=14pt]watched my buddies talking to ladies and it cracked me up cos it was way more than we need here.
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Ijogz K:
This is probably the craziest thing i have ever done,  It might make no sense to you guyz,  I don't even want you to comment. Neither did i beg you guyz to read this.

lovejohn:
See I have a friend that usually called my dear as well whenever we are speaking or chatting and his hubby do aware so calling someone else dear does not mean that she's dating him although it took some time before her hubby to understand as well despite the fact that we went to the institution So take it easy my friend, she may not cheat on you at the same time don't put 100% trust in any woman because they're unpredictable.

lol-- Pls why are most people intentionally skipping some vital parts of OP's first post? 

Abule oshi:
me and my girlfriend are in different states in Nigeria, i recentltly called her and she said "darling thought you were coming". i never told her i was coming to see her, so it was obvious she thought it was someone else. after like 20 seconds silence from both of us, she cut the call and she has not called and i have not called her also. i tink she is cheating, do u agree?

Using the Product rule  : Probability that the first inference is right (1/2) * Probability that the second inference is right (1) = 1/2.

Therefore, mathematically there's a 50% chance that she's cheating.

However, realistically, there's a 100% that she's cheating.

OP, you're welcome. 

Princek12:
There you go again attacking the person--you said that he comes back on NL to cry.

Princek12:
what do you mean by "submitting to the maga?" Is the maga the demanding, materialistic girl, and the guy submits to her?

Princek12:
This is prostitution, at least, and men should vehemently condemn such behavior.

Princek12:
May the Lord deliver that nation.