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He is confused and wondering if this is a homosexual gesture from his boss. During an introductory session on his first day, his boss, a middle age man dipped his first finger severally in the centre of his palm while looking straight into his eyes.

The boss delayed releasing his hand as a result showing that its not a mistake. Many have said that this could be a gay gesture. Or what do you think?

You are not alone but mine is a reverse experience. Frankly, I became down on libido after the arrival of the first baby. But wifey is more down. We talk and even laugh at our lack of interest knowing that we have a sparke for it. If both of you drink, get some drink for everyone and make sure you guys are just ok. I think the withdrawal thing is psychological. I was fully turgid and eventually baby woke from sleep and gave this cry, Sho, my ojolojolo shrank immediately.

nickibarb:
in my own case, i'm 100% ready to get back into full sex mode with the bae, but for some reason, it seems like his libido has dropped drastically since i dropped baby number 2. i know its not my appearance cos i look great, heard it from women and men. even my husband's friends have said how shocked they are that i've had 2 kids, and i've seen my husband secretly enjoying the compliment. flat tummy, back to size 2. so what could be the problem? there's no fear of pregnancy cos i'm on a longterm contraceptive. has anyone else experienced this? new baby is 4 months old, we've had sex 4 times since baby was born. two of these 4 times was initiated by me. prior to the 1st baby, boo was ready to have sex twice a day, and i was ready for him each time. after the 1st baby, it reduced to like 4x a week and i figured we can blame it on the presence of the new baby. after this 2nd baby, its seems like he's just not Hot anymore. i know he's not cheating and my vajayjay is pretty much the same. 2 c/sections

My experience while traveling from Kano to Owerri suggests to me that a driver must be seconded in order to have a safe trip in very long journeys. In the vehicle, I was keen to observe the driver whose eyes were dragging down at intervals for sleep while in very high motion. I discovered that he was very tired having driven for several hours without sleep. It behoves on the law enforcement agents like the FRSC to ensure that drivers are seconded in very long trips and also ensure that the co driver drives from a certain point. this rule should apply to all commercial vehicles going beyond certain kilometres.

Christians, do you get influenced by how many times your Muslim roommate goes to pray? As in probably saying, "I am not praying enough".

Quite a bizarre experience by job seekers due to shabby on line portals by recruiters.

One spends about 3 hours filling application form on line and after hitting "submit" button, the display says "page not available". On reversing to the application page, the data you filled in had all been wiped out saying "application yet to be started"

Greetings from Nairobi,

I hope this email finds you well. I am currently based here and working with the International Law Institute as a Business Development Advisor. We are in immediate need of experts to teach the following upcoming courses (see details below) related to extractive industries and power and energy. Given the short notice, we will do our best to help you be prepared on time. Additionally, I've attached the 2015 calendar in case other courses are more suitable for you. These other courses cover the following topics: legislative drafting, business transactions, mediation/arbitration, courtroom techniques and advocacy, technology-based forensic investigations, effective courtroom advocacy in the criminal justice sector, clean energy and climate change, human rights-based approach to development in extractive industries, judicial management accountability in court registry, access to justice, forensic accounting/fraud detection, and leadership management and governance.

Let me know if you are interested or have any referrals for these or future courses. You are more than welcome to circulate this email to your fellow colleagues.

Interested candidates can email jgichingaILI@gmail.com. Kindly see basic details below. I am happy to provide further details to serious candidates.

Thank you!

Jacqueline Gichinga
Tel: +254707723278
Skype: jgichinga

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Host Institute:

The International Law Institute "ILI" is a leading provider of training and technical assistance in international law, international economics and other aspects of international relations. ILI is an independent, non-political, non-profit educational institute serving a global constituency. More than 30,000 participants, from over 186 countries, have been trained by ILI and its global affiliates. ILI also provides technical expertise to developing nations in the drafting of laws and the designing of their economic and government policies, in efforts to further support and promote good and efficient governance through the rule of law. For more information, please visit http://ili.org/about.html.

The African Centre for Legal Excellence (ILI-ACLE), a global affiliate of the ILI, has been working towards rule of law reform on the African continent for the past 18 years. Through an arrangement with the Government of Uganda and World Bank support, ILI established its first regional training centre in Kampala, Uganda in 1997 to provide continuing professional legal education. ILI-ACLE was then formed in 1998 as an independent, self-governing non-governmental organization under the laws of the Republic of Uganda. ILI-ACLE has established itself as one of the most respected providers of professional level training and technical assistance to public and private sector professionals and institutions in areas broadly related to law, finance, project management and governance. For more information, please visit http://www.iliacle.org/home.

Courses:

ILI-ACLE is immediately in search of pro bono experts to facilitate the following courses below. Candidates must have demonstrated experience in the subject matter. Relevant experience in developing countries, particularly in Africa is an advantage. Experience in teaching/lecturing is also an advantage. Candidates must submit a CV and short cover letter as soon as possible to jgichingaILI@gmail.com.


Negotiation, Drafting and Management of Contracts (non-sector specific)
June 15-26
Kigali, Rwanda
Strengthens participants’ understanding of the legal language of contracts and develops practical skills to effectively analyse, draft, negotiate and manage contracts.
Negotiating and Drafting Power Purchase Agreements
June 22-26
Kampala, Uganda
Designed for senior management and lawyers in the energy sector, explores key features in power purchase agreements and best practices in negotiating and drafting such agreements.
Dispute Resolution in Power Purchase Agreements
June 29-July 3
Kampala, Uganda
Designed for senior management and lawyers in the energy sector, explores risk allocation in power purchase agreements and mechanisms for resolving disputes arising in the sector, with a practical focus on arbitration.





















Basic Terms and Conditions:

Course Facilitators will provide their services on a pro bono basis. However, ILI-ACLE will meet the reasonable costs of round-trip air travel, as well as in-country ground transportation and lodging for the duration of the course. Facilitators will also receive a stipend to cover the cost of meals. Facilitators will receive administrative and logistic support from the Institute, as well as guidance and assistance as needed in the development of programme content and materials.

Further details can be furnished to serious candidates.

He visited a pilot to one of the notable airlines in Lagos and yesterday night, the pilot took him to a strip club in Allen which he tagged one of his favorites. The duo drank, watched pole dance, had lap dance and got themselves at the early hours of the morning- 3am to be precise- and decided to drive home. The pilot slept for just two hours, woke up and prepared for work

He called when he was almost airborne.

A WORD OF ADVISE TO GMB: CLOSE YOUR EYES TO CERTAIN THINGS IF YOU MUST GOVERN THIS COUNTRY. i AM NOT SAYING YOU SHOULD CONDONE CRIME, BUT APPLY A GREAT DEAL OF PRAGMATISM. a word is enough for a veteran!

Hi folks where are the interesting places to visit in kano. I am visiting the city and need to flex small now that baba don win

Wet the porn na. You for post am make people see am

Biafranci- spoken somewhere in the south east. We are brothers oh, my northerners.

Obasanjo looks so handsome when he was young. Wonder how Iyabo go be when she old

Treknomania,a tropical wandering disease that is currently infesting people in the Nigeria, like Ebola, is becoming of serious concern to psychologists, health workers and social commentators a like.
The disease Which is mainly caused by unemployment resulting in idleness,anxiety and loss of confidence in one's self, in it early signs causes the patient to delusively believe that a high ranking politician like Buhari, Jonathan, Tinubu or others is the solution to his or her problems.
Because of anxiety and stress which the disease inflicts on the victim, an abnormal level of adrenaline is released in the body system of the victim. This causes the victim to begin to imagine that he can do some extraneous and extra physical activities like trekking for days, weeks or even months and in some cases actually undertakes the trekking.
The risks associated with this disease could be worrisome as the victim may undertake physical activities that over rate his or her ability.The person may not access medical treatment in case of any health crisis in the course of the trek.
Also the person may be vulnerable to attacks including rape by armed robbers, rape gangs and bushmen. The disturbing implication is that some of these victims believe that they can take infants along in the trek.
Due to ignorance some Nigerians applaud the victims currently. An act synonymous with the applause given to newly mad person, when the public thinks the hilarious display is in order and genuine, until it is seen that the person is really mad and then is confined to psychiatry.
The best way help to the victim is to administer psycho therapy on the victim. Let him or her know that no singular person has the solution to all his or her problems.That he or she can meaningfully engage in some productive venture and be occupied, other than trekking from Lagos to Abuja, Abuja to Otuoke, Yola to Abuja, Abuja to Owerri etc.

send me his twitter handle

Brandnew2:
Tweet at him and also send updates to him.

I don check her profile, na one warri girl sha

I want to trekk from kano to Maiduguri to celebrate Aliku Dangote's business success. I would like to bring this to the business mogul's notice before I take off on Thursday

BabaPeace:
Don't genneralise in your condemnation cos mine is working perfectly well. Maybe it's the network.

network my foot. After several complaints and nothing has been done. They'd better do something I will slam them with a lawsuit

Is anyone using fcmb mobile app especially the top up for call credit? Do you have my kind of experience? I have made several payments and got debuted without the money reflecting. I paid for GOtv and recharged my phone without seeing the money reflecting for the purpose. Lodged several complaints without remedy.
My question is, if a particular software is not working proparly , why use it to continue deceiving customers? How much can we suffer in this country? @ moderator, I beg you in the name of God, do not tamper with this thread if possible give it a front page and He will bless you.

I Sent u an email. Send me your phone no lets talk cos i was invited too. I may likely attend

tjkadzyanju:
pls i just got this interview invite from terrorist assist victim....although have written their test and now i got the invite... Further to your positive results on the recruitment examination for the position of Programme Assistant, you are invited for a first round Interview scheduled for Wednesdneday.
is it worth going

Or call me on 07082218307

Kai walahi, this yoruba people pear die. No be today them begin shout eba mi eba mi. Na onlu una dey chop eba ni

ladionline:
[b]After the dispersal, the aborigines, the Igbo, became difficult, and constituted a serious threat to the survival of Ife. Thought to be survivors of the old occupants of the land before the arrival of Oduduwa, these people now turned themselves into marauders. They would come to town in costumes made of raffia with terrible and fearsome appearances, and the Ife people would flee. Then the Igbo would burn down houses and loot the markets. Then came Moremi on the scene - like Deborah of the Old Testament. When no man could dare the Igbos, Moremi asked the Esinminrin river for help and promised to give offerings if she could save her people. The orisa told her to allow herself to be captured and to understudy the Igbo people. She did, and discovered that these were not spirits; only people with raffia for dress. She escaped, and taught her people the trick. The next time that Igbo people came to sack the town, the townspeople set fire on their raffia costumes, and they were roundly defeated. Moremi then had to go back to Esinminrin to thank the gods. Every offering she offered was refused. On divination, she was told that she had to give Oluorogbo, her only son. She did. The lesson of Moremi is the lesson of patriotism and selflessness. The reward may not be reaped in one’s life time. Moremi passed on and became a member of the Yoruba pantheon . The Edi festival celebrates the defeat of the Igbo and the sacrifice of Oluorogbo till today.[/b]

Bro, you are more magnanimous than the writers of that epic. If it were to be "Yoruba" that is given in the post in place of "Igbo", they will tear that write-up into shreds and glorify the hate, but in spite of this, you still control your temper till now. Well I am not from Ile-Ife, but the post is written with today "Igbo" in mind, they could not be writing about the Igbo in Ile Ife traditions this way. The writer may be unaware that the Igbo in Ife tradition is the same as Igbo in Ile Ife today, hence the sensationalizing. why must it end the post? O jo gate kojo gate...


But i think the poster of the article said the Igbos in the Ife Epic is unrelated to the present Ibo people. What do you think?

Handshake depends on the job you applied for. Offering hand to a team of Nigerian professors made up of mainly Yoruba men might be the beginning of your failure. If you are an Igbo man, that fries your arse completely

If its mere forgetfulness, ordinary stress can cause it and probably its not serious; thats why she s courageous to even admit it. But if its serious that she forgets things often especially those that even rings bell, then you could discuss it with her and then seek a psychologist's help. The aftermath of depression or even insomnia could cause that but most of the time it fades off. Go ahead with the marriage. There is no cause for alarm.

olola4:
Please I am so confused. I have been in a serious relationship with this my fiancee for the past four years, and although I know she forgets things, but I just see it as a normal thing.

That was until she came to spend a week with me. She forgot almost everything and if I ask her "can't u remember?" she will reply me with "you know I forget things easily".

Please Nairalanders, I need your advice because we will soon be planning our introduction. Should I continue or what can I do?

GEJ: THE FIRST HUMAN FACE I BEHOLD IN THE HISTORY OF NIGERIA DEMOCRACY

Water might seem like the least harmful substance on the planet, but drinking too much of it can kill.

So can too much or too little of a number of other things most of us take for granted, from caffeine to the stuff you use to clean your bathroom.

To calculate how much of each of these items would be dangerous enough to kill, we've used a standard measure of toxicity known as LD50, the individual dose it would take to kill half the animals it was tested on.

This amount can vary pretty significantly depending on someone's health, gender, and medical history. The potentially deadly dosages in the slides that follow were calculated for the average 196-pound American male.

1. 120 cups of coffee

Coffee's great for making you feel more alert and boosting your attention span, and at low doses, it's perfectly safe.

But at high concentrations, caffeine can cause insomnia, dizziness, vomiting, headaches, and heart problems , and too much in one sitting can be deadly.

The risk of overdoing it is highest for pure powdered caffeine. A single tablespoon of this stuff — the equivalent of about 120 cups of coffee — can kill. During the summer of 2014, two young men died in separate incidents after each drank mixtures of pure powdered caffeine and water.
2. Six liters of water

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Water regulates the shape of the cells inside our bodies — too much of it, and they puff up like balloons; too little, and they shrink.

An excess of water in and around our cells is called water intoxication, or hyponatremia. Drinking too much water, something athletes can do accidentally while training, can cause it. A 2005 study of 2002 Boston Marathon runners, for example, found that about 1/6th of the runners they studied had a mild form of the condition, with symptoms ranging from nausea to vomiting.

But an extreme case of water intoxication takes its worst toll on the brain, where our tightly-packed neurons have little room to accommodate the extra water. A variety of neurological problems can result, from headaches to confusion, seizures, and, in rare untreated cases, death.

One of the most well-known cases of water intoxication happened in 2007, when 28-year-old Californian Jennifer Strange downed six liters of water in under three hours as part of a radio station contest. Strange died a few hours later.

3. 48 teaspoons of salt
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Just as you can overdo it with water, you can also overdo it with its antidote — salt.

The delicate balance of water and salt (or sodium) in and around our cells is what keeps them happy. When there's too little sodium (too much water), the cells swell up. When there's too much sodium (too little water), on the other hand, they shrink.

This condition is known as hypernatremia. Its milder symptoms include fatigue and weakness, but if the condition worsens it can lead to seizures, a coma and, in rare cases, death.

4. 71 extra strength Tylenol pills
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Each year, roughly 460 Americans die overdosing on acetaminophen, the main pain-killing ingredient in Tylenol.

About 150 of those deaths are accidental, ProPublica estimates, making acetaminophen more deadly than all other over-the-counter pain relievers combined.

The deadly dose is about 35,600 milligrams, according to the FDA, or about 71 extra-strength pills.

5. 13 shots of alcohol in rapid succession
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You know drinking can blur your vision, slur your speech, mess with your memory, and make you slower to react. But those same effects can be deadly if we drink too much too quickly.

Between 2006 and 2012, some 88,000 Americans died from excessive alcohol consumption. Many of these deaths were caused by alcohol poisoning, a glut of alcohol in the bloodstream which can cause the areas of the brain that control the functions that keep our bodies running — like our breathing and consciousness — to shut down.

Alcohol poisoning typically happens during a binge, when someone drinks a large amount of alcohol over a short period. For the average person, about 13 shots in the span of a few hours would be enough to kill, but the number varies widely depending on size, gender, and a variety of other factors.

6. 85 chocolate bars
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Although it tastes delicious to us, chocolate contains enough of the toxic chemical theobromine to kill a small animal (that's why you can't feed it to pets).

The same ingredient can kill people too, but because we metabolize it so much better than cats or dogs, we'd have to eat far more of it to have any serious health effects.

In people, a potentially deadly dose of theobromine would be about 1,000 milligrams per kilogram, or the equivalent of about 85 full-sized chocolate bars. For cats, though, it’s just a fifth of that amount — so just a few small pieces of the candy could be dangerous

7. 22 apples

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Apples are delicious, and hardly deadly.

But their seeds contain trace amounts of a sugar-cyanide compound that turns into the potentially lethal toxin hydrogen cyanide when it's processed in the body.

It's estimated that apple seeds average around 700 miligrams of hydrogen cyanide per kilogram of dry weight, and about 1.5 miligrams of cyanide per kilogram of body weight can kill. That means you'd have to chew up and swallow about a half a cup of apple seeds in one sitting, or about 19-24 whole apples, to put yourself at risk.

Symptoms of mild cyanide poisoning include confusion, dizziness, headache, and vomiting. Bigger doses can lead to problems breathing and kidney failure and, in rare cases and if left untreated, death.

If you're planning on noshing on a lot of apples at some point in the future (and you're a little paranoid about the idea of poisoning), swallow the seeds whole. They're more likely to pass through your digestive system unharmed this way.

8. Hot dogs are the "perfect plug for a child's airway"

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Choking is the 8th leading cause of accidental injury deaths among people of all ages and a leading cause of injury deaths among children , especially those under four.

On average, an American child will die every 5 days from choking on food, according to the Nationwide Children's Hospital, and hot dogs are the main culprit.

"If you were to design the perfect plug for a child’s airway, you couldn’t do much better than a hot dog,” director of the Center for Injury Research and Policy at Nationwide Children’s Hospital Gary Smith told Science Daily . “It will wedge itself in tightly and completely block the airway, causing the child to die within minutes because of lack of oxygen.”

9. ...and a bunch of other snack foods

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A 2008 study found that the top 10 foods that are the most likely to cause choking in young children are hot dogs, peanuts, carrots, boned chicken, candy, meat, popcorn, fish with bones, sunflower seeds, and apples.

To avoid most of these hazards, de-bone chicken and fish, cut up hot dogs and apples into small pieces before giving them to kids, and avoid giving small children candy, peanuts, carrots, and sunflower seeds.

10. The flu
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Thousands of people die as a result of the flu every year. About 90% of these deaths occur in people over 65, but young people are also especially vulnerable to the virus, particularly those younger than 6 months.

In 2006, more than 50,000 Americans died as due to complications from the virus, and an estimated 20,000 children younger than 5 are hospitalized due to the flu every year.

While some groups lack easy access to the vaccine or are ineligible for vaccination — infants are too young to get it and it is less effective in those with compromised immune systems, like certain cancer patients — others simply fail to get their yearly shot. You can help protect the most vulnerable groups by getting vaccinated yourself.

11. Using Windex and bleach to clean at the same time
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If you ever think you need bleach for a tough job, be sure not to mix it with anything else while you’re cleaning. The combination can produce dangerous, toxic gases . In small, confined places (like the bathroom) it’s easy to accidentally inhale too much.

Mixing bleach and ammonia (an ingredient found in some types of Windex and other glass cleaners) is a major no-no. This mixture forms chloramine vapor, a toxic gas that can burn your lungs , and enough of it can also form hydrazine, a dangerous liquid that can explode.

And never use straight bleach to clean. Use this handy chart from the CDC to find out the right mix of water and bleach for the job.

12. The sun
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Between 2006 and 2010, about 2,000 Americans died of what the CDC has called “weather-related causes” — storms, floods, exposure to extreme heat and cold . A large chunk of them (nearly a third) were the result of too much of a good thing: Excess natural heat, heat stroke, sun stroke, or some combination of the three.

While too much heat can kill on its own, excess sun exposure can also worsen pre-existing health problems like heart and respiratory diseases. Anyone on psychotropic medications, like Abilify or Risperdone, for example, is at particular risk for heat stroke because these drugs interfere with the body’s natural mechanism of regulating its temperature.

13. ...or a similarly large amount of crushed cherry, peach, apricot, or plum pits
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Apples aren't the only fruit with seeds that contain similar chemical precursors to hydrogen cyanide — cherries, peaches, apricots, and plums have toxic pits, too.

Still, you'd have to mash up and swallow a pretty high number of whole pits to put yourself in harm's way.

14. This Japanese delicacy
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Puffer fish is a pricey delicacy in Japan, but if it's not prepared carefully, it can kill.

The puffer fish is extremely poisonous — their livers, ovaries, and skins contain tetrodotoxin, a neurotoxin that can paralyze its victims. If these organs aren't removed properly, consumers of the tasy fish can fall ill and, in rare cases, die. In March, five Japanese men were accidentally sickened after their pufferfish meal was found to have contained some of the fishes' livers.

Before chefs are allowed to legally serve puffer fish, they must undergo several years of strict training and pass a licensing exam that includes tests designed to ensure they can properly distinguish the toxic parts of the fish from the harmless ones.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/14-seemingly-harmless-things-you-eat-drink-and-use-all-the-time-that-can-kill-you/ar-BBiWNi8?ocid=UP97DHP#page=15

Why not, you will simply tell your boys that you used to make Nigeria ungovernable to stop

Let us learn some lessons. Please don't take anything from anyone to be delivered to another without close scrutiny of what you are taking to another country. Don't leave your bag at the airport for another person no matter how pressed you are. Its a lesson.

Does bank include microfinance and mortgage institutions

Did you pass comprehension in secondary school l[email][/email] did you understand the post before replying. The problem guys like you have is not poverty but classified ignorance.

50calibre:
Shut up!! Can you and all the other ignoramuses on this thread shut the fuc*k up!! I get tired of seeing simpletons on this forum propagate ignorance.

Except it was just a superficial or non-invasive surgery on the chest, it is safe to assume that it was a heart or lung surgery. In that case, it is a major procedure which requires the patient be generally anaesthetised and intubated.

However, It is possible to perform major surgeries while the patient retains some level of consciousness. Typically, the patient will have to be heavily sedated to a point where they're just on the edge of consciousness... They can respond to basic commands, but nothing on the scale of holding a torch light into one's own chest while surgery is performed (are you insane?)

This is complex procedure which requires a higher degree of sophistication, one a hospital which can't provide steady electricity, most certainly don't have.

lol, Ever heard of administering anesthesia on only the part of the body that needs surgery . Don't say this to someone that knows you

shawnfamous:
Pple these days can lie jst 2 mk front page! Sm1 hu d operation is been carried on is awake and d surgeon askd him to hold torch while d operation goes on? In T.B joshua's voice! ''And The both of u re liers,u Guys deserve medals: Gold for d victim and a silver for d OP''