₦airaland Forum

MuguliciousMUGU:
How do you expect this soldiers to fight well, see how they packed them inside like sardine, and buhari is busy talking selfies and uploading it on facebook just to get 500,000 likes and 1 million comments.


That was what happened to my guy, he said he wanted to join nigerian army, he bought the form and wrote the exam but he failed woefully, then he bought the form and wrote the exam for 10 years and still failed, while i just finished my school and started earning 500 million dollars per month, but he was still trying his luck, then the 11th time he passed and got the admission, then on the first day of training, they told him that he should run round the stadium for 100 times, he ran 2 times and got tired, and they flogged him 50 strokes of the koboko for stopping, he had to run away from the camp and came to meet me for advice, he told he that na yahoo yahoo he go do last last, that whether he would get richer pass bill gate, i told him yes, that yahoo yahoo would make him marry queen elizabeth 2 sef, and he thanked me.

is that a kind of writing practice?

Finally FEMI decided to propose to his girlfriend. He confided in me and we started arranging for the surprise event. It was to be on a Monday at an agreed venue. On the day before, we came back from morning service and relaxed at her house as we normally do to have a light refreshment before proceeding to our house. Ada left her jotter that she took to jot preaching on the centre table. Femi picked the jotter to look what is wriiten therein. There were words of God and bible verses. At the end of o
ne page were prayer points. They read: Husband from abroad locate me; Husband from America locate me;God must surprise me this season. Should Femi go ahead with this proposal?

A couple who were making love when their a year old baby fell from a chair where she was placed and sustained injuries have been advised by a notable tradirionalist to flog each other 7 strokes each to avert any illhealth such fall will cause on the baby. This according to the traditionalist would transfer the pains to the couple.

size40:
Even here in Rivers state, my state. Our traditional rulers, chiefs, opinion leaders, youth leaders etc have urged everybody to ignore Radio Biafra. That they are not real. That they want to use Radio Biafra to start another civil war as they did in the sixties in other to steal our oil wealth which was why they went into war against the Nigerian govt. That we should never identify with them. We should never allow them hoist their flags in any part of Rivers state.

seriously I pity you guys. I recall that during the civil war you guys were busy acquiring Igbo peoples properties spearheaded by late saro wiwa. Where is he now. You see you guys can never learn. Let's keep watching. We rallied around GEJ because we considered you guys brother not because he turned south east to gold in Hus reign . An opportunity he threw to the winds in a show of cowardice . you guys cannever learn. Let's continue to watch the drama ...

I think this is a demand in good faith. The practice in other parts of the world and the power issue. Nigerians are just being cheated in so many things. what are the regulatory bodies doing to help this exploitation?

sign the petition on this link. https://www.causes.com/actions/1778915-sign-the-petition-to-multichoice-dstv-gotv-hitv-startimes-consat-cable-network-ctl-metro-digital-daarsat-montage-cable-network-mytv-trendtv?conversion_request_id=296006494&ctag=4b02e6d0f473b303da1173b5b719d354ea&ctoken=fRe1HtcgHvXq8WFCxShPKvo7NXUmD1zfSMXNPFF8ilXfan5zAWpjeApoOFnT7X2mk4G3h94ZJsiVs4s4ALI34eKug3NitbHh&message_id=81dbbd8b9bc80e89df851fab2057d7f9%40causes.com&recruiter_id=161730821&uid=159028935&utm_campaign=activity_invitation_mailer%2Factivity_invitation&utm_medium=email&utm_source=causes

I have not really read the news but I heard somewhere in Northern Nigeria some folks have been sentenced to death over what they called insult to the prophet. Tell me we are not dreaming, tell me we are just pretending to ourselves, tell me there are no truths in the world, tell me this is child's play. C'mon, what the h'' is this?

its just ...., gooooosh!!!

lots of people sleep under the bridge yet you commit this money to this why not fly economy Obama and devote the rest to the destitutes in America?

babeface3:
missed the test. Written them supplying my excuses. What a way to get the best candidates. The portal was on for just one hour, and they did not even supply exact date of the test. I got the sms in heavy traffic and when i tried accessing for my phone, the link was not they .
Let me hope that they do something. My background is law, and I can even remember the position I applied for. Good luck to those of you that wrote it.

My first email on the 23rd June.

Dear Candidate,

Following your recent application be informed that you have been shortlisted for an online job assessment.

You will receive a link sent to your email address from Sunday (21st June 2015). You will be required to log in using your name and email address to access the assessment portal. Please note that the link expires one hour after it hits your mailbox.

It is IMPORTANT that you access your mailbox frequently in order to take the Assessment Test before it expires.

Best Regards.

Solid Hire
A Talent Management Solutions Provider
www.solidhire.com




The second email I got today 25th in heavy traffic:

Dear Candidate,

This is to inform you that your online assessment will be open at
4:30pm. Please follow the link below to access the assessment. You will
be given 1 attempt to answer all questions. If you are experiencing any
technical difficulties or have any questions do send an email to
info@solidhire.com



And how come they did not send the mail notifying me that the test would be today?

missed the test. Written them supplying my excuses. What a way to get the best candidates. The portal was on for just one hour, and they did not even supply exact date of the test. I got the sms in heavy traffic and when i tried accessing for my phone, the link was not they .
Let me hope that they do something. My background is law, and I can even remember the position I applied for. Good luck to those of you that wrote it.

2014: PEANUT
Peanut, a two-year-old mutt, poses in front of trophies after winning the World's Ugliest Dog Contest at the Sonoma-Marin Fair on June 20, 2014, in Petaluma, Calif. Peanut is from North Carolina.

2014: QUASI MODO
Quasi Modo, an eight-year-old mixed breed from Florida, walks across the stage during the World's Ugliest Dog Contest, at the Sonoma-Marin Fair on June 20, 2014, in Petaluma, Calif. Quasi Modo was

2014: PRINCE AUSTIN
Prince Austin, a Pug Pomeranian mix, is presented during the 2014 World's Ugliest Dog contest at the Sonoma-Marin Fair in Petaluma, California, on June 20, 2014.

2014: ICKY
Icky, a Chinese Crested looks over the shoulder of Jon Adler, his owner, before the start of the World's Ugliest Dog Contest, at the Sonoma-Marin Fair on June 20, 2014, in Petaluma, Calif.

2013: WALLE
Tammie Barbee walks her dog Walle, a Beagle-Bassett, down the red carpet at the start of this year's World's Ugliest Dog competition in Petaluma, California, on June 21, 2013.

2013: GROVIE
Grovie, a Pug, is seen before the World's Ugliest Dog competition in Petaluma, California, on Friday, June 21, 2013.

2013: REGGIE
Heather Peoples holds her dog Reggie, a Peruvian mix, before the start of the 25th annual World's Ugliest Dog contest at the Sonoma Marin Fair on June 21, 2013, in Petaluma, California.

2012: MUGLY
Mugly stands for a photo during the 24th annual World's Ugliest Dog Contest at the Sonoma-Marin Fair in Petaluma, California, on June 22, 2012.

2012: ROMAN
A Mexican Hairless named Roman is brought to the judging table for examination during the 2012 World's Ugliest Dog contest at the Sonoma-Marin Fair in Petaluma on June 22, 2012, in California.

2012: MOUSE
Mouse, a six-year-old Chihuahua, is seen during the 24th World's Ugliest Dog Contest at the Sonoma-Marin Fair in Petaluma, California, on June 22, 2012.

2011: YODA
A judge evaluates "Yoda" during the 2011 World's Ugliest Dog Contest in Petaluma, Calif. The 14-year-old Chinese Crested and Chihuahua mix took top honors winning $1000 and a plethora of pet perks at the Sonoma-Marin Fair.

2010: HERCULES
"Hercules" a purebred Pug, is held by owner Deanna Averill of Sacramento, Calif., during the World's Ugliest Dog Contest Friday, June 25, 2010, in Petaluma, Calif.

2010: PRINCESS ABBY
In this Friday, June 25, 2010 file photo, Kathleen Francis, of Clearlake, Calif., clutches her purebred Chihuahua "Princess Abby" after winning the World's Ugliest Dog Contest, in Petaluma, Calif.

2009: PABST
In this Friday, June 26, 2009 file photo, "Pabst" competes in the World's Ugliest Dog Contest at the Sonoma-Marin Fair in Petaluma, Calif. The toothy 4-year-old Boxer mix won top honors.

2008: GUS
Gus, a pedigree Chinese Crested from St. Petersburg, Fla, competes in the 2008 World's Ugliest Dog Contest at the Sonoma-Marin Fair in Petaluma, Calif.

2007: ELWOOD
The Chinese Crested dog "Elwood" appears at the 2007 World's Ugliest Dog Contest Friday, June 22, 2007, in Petaluma, Calif. Elwood won the title of World's ugliest dog of 2007.

FACES ONLY THEIR OWNERS COULD LOVE?
From all over the world, hopeful contestants and their owners are descending on Petaluma, Calif., for the 2015 World's Ugliest Dog Contest at the Sonoma-Marin County Fair starting June 25.
The contest traces its history back 27 years at the fair, and 50 years in Petaluma. Purebreds, mutts and shelter dogs all vie for the trophies. Judging from the faces of these past winners and runners-up, the competition will be dog-eat-dog.
These dogs are so ugly, they're cute. Check out past winners from the World's Ugliest Dog competition.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/offbeat/past-pooches-from-the-worlds-ugliest-dog-competition/ss-AAc0PRr?ocid=UP97DHP#image=17

Thinking of Idahosa relishing the Bliss with the Lord. That could be amazing. May our love never wax cold within the time allotted to us under the sun.

I been think say picture dey there . who wan read all that

Where is the Buhari's magic wand

This is what NEPA or Power holding have turned Nigerians into. How can this dude compete with his counterparts in advanced countries or people with better atmosphere for studies. He grapples with heat, mosquitoes, generator noise from neigbours and possible eye injury. Naija I hail oh.

Secondary School tinzzzz

Private, a graduate? RIP bro

saaedlee:
RIP private, we would make sure your sacrifice for this nation isn't in vain.