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what a wasted life time and all that

i hope we will be able to see withney come back to her ol self

the song makes me sickkk

HE HAS NO CHOICE THAN TO BE THERE WITH ME
SO THAT HE WILL APPRECIATE ME MORE

yeah how do u need it?

Understanding your system
THIS IS WHAT A GUY WROTE A SYSTEM ANLYST;
Dear System Department,

I am desperate for some help!
I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected child processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

This wasn’t mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems Initialization and then it monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as “Boy’s night out 2.5” and “Golf 5.3” no longer runs and crashes the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate Selected “Saturday Shopping 7.1” runs instead.

I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favourite applications, be it online or offline.
I am thinking of going back to “Girlfriend 7.0” but uninstall doesn’t work on this program.
Can u help please?
…………………….And the analyst replied thus;

Dear customer,

This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the “wife 1.0” programme. Many customer upgrade from “girlfriend7.0” to “wife 1.0” thinking that “wife1.0” is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM.


Actually, wife “1.0” is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its creator to Run everything.
You are unlikely to be able to purge “wife1.0” and still convert back to “girlfriend 7.0”,as “wife1.0” was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the system once it is installed. Some people have tried to install “girlfried8.0” or “wife2.0” but have ended up with even more problems.
Having “wife1.0” installed, I recommend you keep it installed and deal with the difficulties as best you can. When any faults or problems occur whatever you think has caused them, you must run the C:/APLOLGIZE/FORGIVE ME Program and avoid attempting to use *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system. It may be necessary to run:/APOLOGIZE/FORGIVEME for a number of times eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal.

“Wife 1.0”, although a very high maintenance program ,can be very rewarding.To get the most out of it,consider buying additional software such as “flowers2.0”,
And “chocolates 5.0” or “HUGS/KISSES 60.0” or TENDERNESS/UNDERSTANDING 1000.0” or even Eating out without the kids 7.2.1”(if child processing has already started).

Do not under any circumstances install “secretary 2.1” (short skirt version) or “one night stand 3.2”(any mood version), as this is not a supported application for “wife1.0” and the system will almost certainly CRASH!

All the best
Your
System analyst

@sawmilla
keep 'em coming bro

hehehe
nice one
lol

THE SONG IS SOOOOOOOOOOO
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
can also watch it on www.youtube.com

jokes

mattin lawrence
c'mon u cant compare him to that baba suwe that looks at the camera

@ginababy
u neeeeeeeeeddddddd help

lol
funny but why don't u post it in thejokes section

the whole of omotola's cd makes me sick
i no just understand am at all


then this rasqie guy so duuuuuuuuullllllllllllll

nice one

SHORT OF WORDS

SINCE WE ARE VERY FAR APART CAN I ASK HIM

'WHEN LAST DID HE MAKE LOVE AND TO WHO'

nice ones u have there keep it upppp

i like WUAM cos it has a sensible ending just like seun said unlike the neva ending passions

neva experinced it
and i dont pray to

seen it before but funy though

dont think i have one

funny ehhh

last week

when was the last time u were kissed

Gul u need just one sentence and that is
'wake and move on,forget bout him'.

rawlings
nice work u no lie at all

lmao
so funny

hippie voted too

i will yes and no
reason for a yes is to amke her secure and rest assured that yes she has someone
and no because we are all human she might misuse the chance

fntekim, why now u beat me to it cos i wanted to start a thread with this topic
see o i was thinking am the only one that is addicted

ikira to the village cheifo SEUN
ever since i joined my day is not complete without checking watsup
in the forum and its always nice and interesting chatting with a whloe lot of
interesting people,i mean laughing and all those sturves

why dont u just xpose the IDIOT and get justice just as seun said

to me you get attracted to the person b4 loving up

cute baby
saw the pics this morning