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[size=17pt]Nigerian University undergraduates/graduates and Pride are like[/size]



Yet, they are not in the top 1000 universities worldwide.


There are some Polytechnics that are better than some Universities... PolyIb, Laspotech can stand some mumu Universities.

I vote Fynestboi

I vote Vizkiz


Cc; NLjega

BRAINZBox:
Nice thread, currently game on intel Hd 5500...core i5

Games I've played on it

all PES titles (frm pes 14 to 16 I've had to use low settings tho)

Far-cry 2 : medium settings

Call of duty modern warfare : Medium graphic settings

FM 16 : low settings, can handle medium bt I dnt like d workload on my processor

GTA IV -- Had to do some wicked trick dat took some research bt once I was able to do it...the gaem played seamlessly on low settings.


You've got to know how to tweak ur intel HD to enjoy it.

What's the dedicated video ram?

I thought Celebrities don't shiit o.

[size=14pt]By The Way, Davido and Ninja Turtles In That Second Pic.[/size]

photoshoot:
11. Whenever you opened those Danish cookies you saw in your mother’s room.

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/danish-cookies-266x300.jpg

THE BETRAYAL! Abi when did cookies turn to sewing kit?

Hahahahahahahahhaahahhahahahahahahah OH MY GOD


My mom has so much of these under her bed filled with Jeweleries.

Sholzbankz:
Kk. Always on d move. So no time for plug n play games. Can move anywhr wit a gaming lappy

I relate.

Sholzbankz:
....

I mean no trouble but why do you want a gaming PC when you have both a PS4 and Xbox one....

captainking:
I stay at Iba.. You want it??

Cool I stay around Obadore but I'm currently out of Lagos.

[size=17pt]INSTEAD OF THEM TO QUESTION HOW THIS GHANIAN GOT INTO NIGERIA....WHERE IS HIS PASSPORT? IF PULSE WAIT ONE MORE WEEK I'M SURE HIM AND HIS GOONS WOULD CARRY GUNS AND ROB EVERYWHERE.[/size]

captainking:
Let me compete with you... I have this too... inking(m): 12:40pm
And finally.. Have decided to sell my gaming pc...Asus gaming laptop..core i5..nvidia 1gb With...fifa 14..15..pes 11 to pEs 15..devil may cry 3.4. And 5.. Dragon Ball xenoverse.. Injustice.. God's among us.. Assassins creed black flag.. And a lot more games.. .. All ps3 version games.. And does not lag any games.. Nb.. This system was sent direct from the US..

Location... Lagos.. Price.. 60k..
Whatsapp for more info.. 08140077394... Or call 08140077394... 09024969692

Pc Console comes with 2 transparent pads.. Already installed VM ware.. Over 100 movies.. Complete CEH training module and softwares.. If you know what I mean.. And a lot of other freebies.. So.. Offer open till I recieve my monthly alert

[size=16pt]STILL AVAILABLE.[/size]

captainking:
Let me compete with you... I have this too... inking(m): 12:40pm
And finally.. Have decided to sell my gaming pc...Asus gaming laptop..core i5..nvidia 1gb With...fifa 14..15..pes 11 to pEs 15..devil may cry 3.4. And 5.. Dragon Ball xenoverse.. Injustice.. God's among us.. Assassins creed black flag.. And a lot more games.. .. All ps3 version games.. And does not lag any games.. Nb.. This system was sent direct from the US..


Location... Lagos.. Price.. 60k..
Whatsapp for more info.. 08140077394... Or call 08140077394... 09024969692

Pc Console comes with 2 transparent pads.. Already installed VM ware.. Over 100 movies.. Complete CEH training module and softwares.. If you know what I mean.. And a lot of other freebies.. So.. Offer open till I recieve my monthly alert

How can I get your Pes12/13?

Where do you stay?

Tcross13:
whats yur proccesor speed

1.73ghz

Stark22:
I don't know where to begin but post this with a sad heart.
Before I started my course, I had this feeling that I wasn't meant to be in that department. I was encouraged by friends and family members to continue that I'll have interest later on. My results kept on getting bad but instead of it motivating me to work harder, it changed me entirely and I am doubting myself cos I know how good I was compared to what I keep seeing on my results.

Does fate really prevent progress or what?

300 level sitting on 1.1 something and I don't expect it to improve cos I think my mindset is really affecting it; meaning no matter the amount of reading I do, it won't really work.


I thought a lot of guys and they're doing pretty well, don't know what's wrong.

it's appalling when people who look up to you are doing better than you.

What if I switched departments back then? I believe things wouldn't have gotten to this stage.

I just need counselling from you guys.

it's really serious and I'm sad.

Even people who used me to brag back then would be shocked to find out about my current situation.

Feels Like You're Talking About Accouting...

Hakeem12:
please what app did you use to bypass payment on playstore

Oh man....uhhh...I can't remember... It's been so long.

Cc: Lalasticlala

Vanquay16:
If you listen to Adele you a Pussy_ ass Fvckboy

That's what I think too! Boys that listen to Adele probably have Uncles molesting em'.

kinglekan:

May the good lord forgive you for your days of ignorance.

LOL

seguntijan:
Where's Banana Island, Parkview, Oniru, Lekki, VGC, Osborne, Waterside and Bourdillon. if these places are not there then you're a joker bro

Lol Ikoyi, Ajah...or a house in Diamond Estate.

kinglekan:

Indomie and Bread

Dude....I only just discovered this meal last week.....I've been missing alot sha...

purpledandelion:
Am I the only one here who plays pokemon go?

My character doesn't move...i think it's got something to do.with GPS.... How to fix?

Obrose:
Ur leg go soon join

DID I IN ANY FORM DIRECT MY WORDS AT YOU? If NO that GIF is directed at you but if YES the GIF is still directed at you.



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herzern:
Mah no lie......I be Yoruba quy buh I fall for dhiz pix

You fall my hand.

Guyman02:
I go try am, make i go buy N200 ripe banana.
But wont Nigerian ladies call one a 'poor' man if you serve them this banana ice cream when they come visiting as substitute for Vanilla Strawberry from Fan Milk?
See the video here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVj8qIiYayI

Bro Life Is About Packaging...put your Banana Ice Cream inside White plastic container....the rest is history

Idrismusty97:
Nairaland and boobs...
www.nairaland.com/attachments/3985427_screen2016071722053_jpega152cb98f29027be2a185f6aee6219cf

HahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahhahahahhahhahhhhhhhahhhhahaahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhaahahahahaHahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahhahahahhahhahhhhhhhahhhhahaahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhaahahahaha

OMG lemme went and call somborry to saw this...

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AreaFada2:
Lol. 9ja is a very funny place. Both have different remits. Polytechnics were intended to produce technically trained staff for 9ja industry and mid level personnel. University to produce more academic and professional cadre workforce.

But polys now churn out gazillion ONDs in non-technical art courses. Universities not doing much better.

You now have students just studying whatever, wherever because that was what they got admitted to.

Hahahahahaha bro....You've just hit the nail on the head.

Here is the major hiccup in the system;
Universities now offer Technical courses with better equipments/tools and with an inviting environment since they get more allocations than Polytechnics, hereby causing Jambites to think Universities are the 'shitt' and Polytechnics are just 'shittsss'.

This is causing a progressional inbalance in the educational system in Nigeria and it's affecting other sectors of the country but the Government don't know or they know but don't give a fudge!

The right and easy thing for the Government to do is totally scrap Technical courses off Universities' offered courses and make them exclusively available to only Polytechnics and provide Polytechnics with world class equipments/tools and also distribute equal allocation to the institutions.

This will definitely reduce the "Racism" between them. Plus, the Graduates produced from the institutions will be productive in their own sectors.

LOL....I have a feeling that this is actually what is turning Nigeria upside down.

Even colleges of education shouldn't be left out. Teaching and some other Educational courses should be strictly exclusive to Colleges of Edu. For example...a top smart student from a secondary school who has passion for engineering would be proud to say he is a polytechnic student since he picked it as his first choice and the Institution gives good education.

The Nigerian Educational system needs foundational rebranding so that each institution will be relevant. This is just like Black and White race. If blacks aren't allowed in major stuff and are given small money for much work done then there will be an inbalance now.(racism)

God what's wrong with Nigeria!! God please put wiser, younger people in Govt seat oh lord!

The Nigerian Educational system is a good example of rotten maggots wanting to show that there is Hierarchy in Money or Connections and it shouldn't be so.

The people in govt seats are fools if they don't know that they have to change the educational system to fit with the current economic/infrastructural situation.

habby51:
Dis are the factors that makes Universities rated than Polytechnics;

1. CURRICULUM: University education in Nigeria, like in other developing countries, is to produce graduates grounded in generic skill and, quality education for the nation's economic development. University curriculum therefore, reflect research about what works, as opposed to what is popular today or tomorrow. This
implies that the curriculum content enable students to attain the
society's expectations, and perhaps most importantly, their needs.


2. STRUCTURES: Most Nigerian Universities have outstanding structures and academic environment more than that of Polytechnic. Most of Polytechnics structures are not up to standard, even most of the buildings in some polytechnics are of old structures.


3. COURSES: Universities run more courses than Polytechnics. Most top professional courses are studied at university level e.g Medicine, Law, Architecture, etc. Though we have Legal studies in replacement of law, SLT in replacement of medicine in Polytechnics, and Architect. But are not well recognise.


4. MODE OF DRESSING: Corporate dressing can be seen in most Nigerian Universities, especially the so called private Universities. Also most of courses run by university has there code of dressing e.g Medicine, Engineering, and Law.


5. ACADEMIC PERFORMERS: Most outstanding students can be seen at Universities, compared to Polytechnics. Most of the Universities are more strict. You hardly bribe lecturers cause many are Professors so, is what u write that you get in most cases. Unlike polytechnics where you easy bribe lecturers to have distinction or upper credit.


6. ACADEMIC STAFFS: Least you can see in Universities as a lecturer is a Doctor (Ph .D). A masters holding can only be of an assistant. Most Seniors lecturers are Professors. While the highest you can get in a polytechnics is a Doctor ( Rector), others are MSc, B. sc or HND holder

This guy....I don't want to insult you with your super power of mightiest irrational thinking.

Did you just state "Mode Of Dressing" as a reason for Unis to be better than Polys?? Your points are baseless and empty-contented.

I know you were in a Tricycle when you constructed this Ill(no slang,obsolete) write up. Although, I'm going to reply your unreasonable post but when you get home, relax, and repost points that are challengeable, and that should be front page worthy instead of the crap you made out there.


Although, your points are clearly stupid but sadly, some are partially true.
However, someone has already explained that a Graduate shouldn't be judged only by his institution and grade but by his current intelligence and wisdom also.

Nigerians and their "Pride and Show Off Attitude" is what is wrong with this mumu country. I hate Nigeria. I shouldn't be a Nigerian!.

By the way, I'm a Polytechnic student.

Vanquay16:
Yeah only Retards_ choose one...Rocking my Six pack with my 1 car...Mans still out on the cold streets making that cheese.

Hello Vanquay,
I envy you alot. You're always about the Money, Girls And Lifestyle, and I want, I need to be about all those stuffs too.

If you don't mind me asking, can you enlighten me on what you do/did and how you do/did it?

The Office of Vice President should be Scrapped!!

Mr Osibaje abi wetin be e name has literally done nothing and he gets paid. Last week, he said restructuring the country will do nothing helpful but because Ambode said State Police is cool...Osibaje too said we should do it.

The problems of this country starts from the Federal Level.