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13) You Are Through...You Are Safe....

It is you that is Worthy oh Lord!


cc Lalasticlala

12) Half Way Done and someone pushes the door breaking the rusty, worn out hinges and you are in the middle of something important.

Ni**a Gimme A Minute!

11) But the fact that the smell evaporating from the toilet is insane and the splash of 4 people's shit is touching all your laps is just nauseating.


How Did I Get Here Oh Lord?

10) You Use The Toilet AnyWay.

Hmmm!!! Ahhhh!!! Yeeeee!!!

*breathing heavily

9) The person that rushed in ahead of you is through but the packages he/she left will require a minimum of 5 flushing water


BUT WHY SO MUCH EVIL IN THE WORLD?

8. ) As a SmartGuy you prepare adequately for your turn with both flushing water and water to wash down there but the hustle is plenty (sweating profusely)

The Beggars on the road side are like;

7) Then You Flush Clean and go Get Extra Water To Wash Down There but Someone Rushes In B4 You...


AHN AHN

6) As You Run Helter Skelter For Water, those sch girls that have been eyeing you are like ;

5) Immediately you run to get water like;

4) During All The Drama, The Diarrhea Tries To Tospy You Like;

3) And as Expected You Meet Several Thuds In It.

MTCHEWWW I KNEW IT!

2) And You Run Into The Public Toilet and Check the contents of the WC.

LEMME NOT SEE.....

1) When You Feel The Watery Substance Getting Closer To Your Underwear at 120km/h.
ALLAHU WAKBAR!

Sold

My BlackBerry Q5 got spoilt today ; it refused to boot plus the screen got bashed---so I took it to a technician who fixed it; changed the screen and wiped the phone.

I got home switched on my Glo data connection but my data connection refused to come up then I checked my APN and saw it empty. Every time i fill in my APN(blackberry.net) , press back button and check it back, the APN would have erased.

Guys please i need your help or walkthrough..... I called Glo customer care, they did their best but it was not helpful.

I really need to check up some things online for my Exam tomorrow.

Lol....it's pretty difficult kissing a girl that was formerly a boy.

It depends on character sha....if she's very cool...then i guess...

















































Lol I cannot!!!!!

Raydos:
ooh my God, lagos is developing at an high speed, in the next ten years lasan!!! Ogun state pls wake up, wwwwwaaaaaakkkkkeeeee uuuppppppppppppp

Lagos be dragging with Dubai

But I'm so happy because when the students study History in the future...they'll date back to Buhari and how he reformed Nigeria into what it'll be....The Leading Nation of the World.

With the right tools...Nigeria also have really smart people who'll make a difference in the world.

Bitterleafsoup:
How far on those projects? Eko Atlantic like 10 years now.

Ode

Today isn't my birthday! I repeat Today is not my birthday!

How many No likes for me please...

Shower me with No likes

Show me no love by clicking the No Like button.

AdeLaNa1:
Plis lets obey rule 22

Oh okay....uhmmm...I just wanted to beg you passionately for your PC games CD that you use no more.

AdeLaNa1:
Yes sir

Sorry might seem a bit private but where in Ibadan?

She's not even fine

nairalandbuzz:
I just dont know... even though she is not that beautiful, I am loving this lady like madt

Trust me on this....don't love her...it's all fake...when she takes evrytin off...plus the make up.....You'll run, literary.

Merlissa:
All I see is a Barbie doll

I think that's her aim....to look like a fairy princess.

JehanEddy07:
Yh.. That guy is damn good..

Yeh....especially his real life mods cos i also love playing GTA like as though i was really the guy you know....adhering to stop signs and not killing people for no reason....

Do you play GTA V?

Brooklyn Nine Nine is awesome.

I love the episode where Jake and Boyle went to that art gallery stuff...and the girl in spandex was talking about art stuff and Jake and Boyle acted like they were down with it...lol

Yelm Yelm Yelm Yelm and what not Yelm Yelm.


Hahahahahhahahhaha

JehanEddy07:
HikeTheGamer...


Typical Gamer....


SSSniperWolf...


EliteShot...



ChelseaDiamond

I also watch TypicalGamer for his daily GTA livestreams!

AdeLaNa1


Please do you stay in Ibadan?

elego1:
I pray mtn don't scrap the plan. It's very efficient.

Send "Night" to 131 and start browsing from 00::00 - 04:00......make sure you have N25 before sending the msg!

How long does it last?

AdeLaNa1:
Forgotten sands was my favorite. And to me, it was the best hack & slash game after God of War.

If Ubisoft try hard enough, a current gen Prince of Persia would make mad sense

Gamelord. You are everywhere in this Thread

I want to be like you gamingly.

charlemon:
Not easily. It can play with several adjustments to in-game graphic settings such as turning V-sync off, adjusting anti aliasing , anisotropic filtering, FOV and ambient occlusion settings. These can be left on in a moderate or low setting if he decides to run it in a resolution less than 1080p

Hey amazing dude....would you like to dash me your PC?....

Lol my real queshion is can I play GTA with;

specs---4gb ram AMD 512 dedicated video ram
AMD A4-5000
4 cores
The GPU name is AMD Radeon HD 8330

nickyjeff:
Dell Inspirion 15-7559

CPU - 6th Gen Intel Core i5-6300HQ QuadCore 2.3GHz (Physical quadcores, theres no hyper-threading)
GPU - Nvidia GeForce GTX 960M 4GB Dedicated vRAm GDDR5 (Plays COD Advanced Warfare on ultra)
Storage - 1TB SSHD (There's also a free m2 slot, will be adding a 256Gb SSD there for the OS soon)
Ram - 8GB 1 Dimm (Will be adding another 8Gb to the 2nd slot sometime if its needed)
Screen - 15.6" FHD 1920 X 1080 IPS matte
Battery - 74 WHr, 6-Cell Integrated (Runs on battery for 6-10hrs depending on the workload, obviously not gaming)

Wealthy Lucky One