₦airaland Forum

Where's the party at?

I guess what makes u sound like Nigeria is dat, Nigeria dont really like details, we only like going straight 2 d point which u did perfectly... If u really want 2 know the typical life of an ordinary Nigeria try our comedy club but make sure u understand pingin English perfectly den u will Enjoy Naija.

OMAR BANGURA from Sierra Leone
has this to tell Nigerians;
"I don't think you guys know what you are playing with. You can call each other names and laugh about it now but when you end up inciting hate here as I read through your posts here and a real civil war starts in your country you will regret what you are doing now. Your religious and political leaders are trying to divide you between religious lines and you are helping them do that rather than standing up and say we are all Nigerians never mind our tribe, region or religion. That's the only stand that will save your blessed nation. The foreign powers pushing the government to take certain decisions will abandon you when you start killing one another and reject you from running to their countries so be careful. Our 11 year war in Sierra Leone was not even based on religious or tribal difference and see what we did to our country. The worst conflicts are those based on tribal and religious differences. See Central Africa, Bosnia and Rwanda. To have a better knowledge of this, please watch the documentary/movie called "Hotel Rwanda" or "Sometime in April". My heart bleeds when I read what you guys are saying because I know what this will lead to. You will be the losers all of you whether Christian, Muslim, igbo, yoruba or hausa. Stand as one and save your nation together because you have only one Nigeria that has the potential to lead Africa."
PLEASE HELP SAVE NIGERIA AND SHARE THIS TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE.
Kindly forward to your contacts until it gets to every Nigerian. God bless you

Almighty God pls forgive them there sins and accept there souls in ur heavenly kingdom...may there souls rest in peace.

Imagine if it wasn't iyanya but ur friend dat came for a visite and decides 2 sleep over, guy just count ur teeth with ur whatever.

My look can be quit deceiving, at d first sight of of me, wat will come 2 ur mind is ooooh, see dis innocent guy, trust me u will be very shocked wen u come closer for a chat, my voice alone will scare u off. Getting 2 know me is anyoda tin, sometimes i dont shw my realself so u won't take me for a ride mostly 'LADYS' so i make sure am putting on d oda skin, dat oda skin helps me know d person well enough 2 be sure if d real me is safe. Trust me it has really helped me so much. So i just love it wen they judge or have a misconception about me from a distance.

Oh Boiiiiiiiiiiiiii, this is tempting and mouth watering i most say.

Is very obvious dat ur chatting with blind man.

iluvweed:
We also need one for mama peace...


Meanwhile.....

Assuming you are watching football match at a
viewing centre, Chelsea vs Man U.
A guy just walked in and sat next to you and the
following conversation ensue:
D guy: Bros how far? Na match them dey play?
You: Yes nau. Shebi na im u dey watch.
D guy: Ok. Abeg who dey play?
You: Na im be dat na. Chelsea vs Man U.
D guy: oh ok. Abeg who wear blue?
You: Na chelsea wear blue.
D guy: owk who com wear red?
You: oooh c am nau, na man u.
D guy: owk no vex. Ehm bros na 1st half abi
second half.
You: chai guy na wa 4 u o. Na 1st half nau. C
am, na 20minutes bros.
D guy: oh ok. Bros abeg wetin be scores?
You: come guy. Na 0-0 na. shebi na im we dey
watch.
D guy: oh oh oh ok 0-0. . Abeg who cum get
zero?
My broda my sista at dis juncture,. Wetin u go
do??.....

WISE MAN....

When u know the guy will later find out wat u are really made up of......Lol, so tell me who is fooling who?

Does dat mean dis Tompolo is a God and can not be touched by any man or Government?... Ohhh, hw i wish dis country could be sold and everyone would have his or her own share so we all can go 2 exile.

Obiriiiiiin, but una get wahala sha.

Rochas, U HAVE MY VOTE ALREADY, SO DONT BOTHER CAMPAIGNING.

I cry ''TEARS" for the future of the youth of dis country NOT just the poor but also the rich, because their will never be rest for the rich while the poor will die like chicken for the wrong of our politicians... May the souls of the children lost in the blast rest in peace.

Any guy/man who answers dis questions correctly, pls and pls carry ur shoes or slippers on ur head and run cos i smell player... Trust me u, just made d job easier for we guys. Thanks anyways.

If we Nigerians are not careful this APC AND PDP parties will divide this country, is political parties suppose to be a tribal thing, now APC IS A SOUTH WEST PARTY WHILE PDP IS NOW NORTH EAST PARTY, what are they trying to tell us, so if a candidate is from south west or north east whether credible or not u most vote for him cos his from ur tribe, so in a nutshell they are telling us to hate eachother for not speaking same language and we as stupid Nigerians and mumuish Nigerians wa never eat, we foolishly support them while they get rich and also enrich the pockets of their family members and we as agberos we troop to the street fight, get wounded sometimes die in d processe for this hypocrites... Poverty is a course. God help us.

The problem of this country is nothing else but, APC AND PDP.

dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH


ABEG NAIRALANDERS TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY.I WILL REALLY APPRECIATE IF Y'ALL COULD CONGRATULATE ME ON THIS HAPPY DAY

U BE SMALL PIKIN SMHHHHHH, IN SHORT HAPPY HAPPY.

valmunich: You see this aunty, don't greet her!

do u call dat An advice, u most be joking.....

KNOW EVENT KNOW HISTORY.

scammers, corruptions, kidnaps, gred, bombings and our useless natural shits called oil.

if na oyebo dem go even cry with passion, kiss u and even hug u, they will plant it in a flower pot in der house, but in naija, our girls will not only slap u they will extend the hanger on d efo buy cooking it invite der friend for breakfast, so tell me without d efo she for even see breakfast.

if our militry could flee den what will a bloody comon man lyk me do, bury myself. We all really need 2 lean how 2 diffend ourselfs b4 is 2 late.

U have put smiles and happiness on faces and families....i pray heavens will put smile on ur face and reward u with heaven and also give ur family the fortitude 2 bear the lose. R.I.P.

Dats d way it is in dis part of d world, lets just pray dat God helps us,

Dats d way it is in dis part of d world. Lets just pray God helps us.

is a petty, dis guys are just using we africans as lab rat, Ebola has bin in existense since 70s and d liberains has bin eating bats even b4 den even we nigerians love and eat bush meat like food so y havent we all wipet of, and vaccine has bin on extence ever since den. D vaccine just didnt sell much because the sickness was not well publicized, the tention was not massive enough, no body knew it and nobody discussed it. So why d tention now. Or did d virus just suddenly upgraded itself and y did d cure suddenly worked on der citizen. Dat means they have d vaccine all dis while they just need a way 2 dispose it since they dont have cutomers yet they believe africa is d best place 2 spread and sale.

mennnn....i love dis country.