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Does anyone have the helpline for Nigerians stock in South Africa, my brother just escaped death without his travelling Document, Pls Help.

Wow, now student can sleep 2 stupor but pls Do Not, I Repeat Do Not Use It In Church because Customize Thunder will answer ur prayers dat day.

Craziology i guess......

Come together condem what is wrong, ur busy fighting eachother, while they are laughing at ur stupidity, NIGERIANS, SOMETIMES WE ACT LIKE PEOPLE DAT ARE COURSED.

I laugh in TOGO.... Hw can we be respected or valued when knowing ur right in this COUNTRY is a crime.... How can we be valued when our leaders doesn't even have regards for our Lifes. I BEG TALK ANOTHER THING.

Why is anyone not seeing that the Oba's statement has been hijacked by some Set, pls lets be wise, this people are just using us. PLEASE LETS PREACH PEACE.

yellowman2225:
Ive seen the video and quite agree with Oba Akiolu. He spelt it out loud and clear that whatever you cannot do in onitsha or aba should not be done in Lagos. I believe Lagos in the past has been fair enough to have commissioners of lagos state from igbo origin while other tribes in Nigeria living in Lagos just like the Igbos cannot boast of having anything close to what the igbos have politically. Listenning to one of the interviews of the great sadauna of sokoto in the sixties, he mentioned that the igbos are always trying to outshine their hosts.

How will you come and live with me in my house and you will want to be deciding for me the kind of rule i have in my own household. As long as we cannot do that to you in the east, do not try it here. If east good, why you no stay for yonder. Same hypocrites who shouts oil belongs to ss will come to lagos and shout lagos is no man land. smh

Does any igbo state in nigeria has yoruba commissioners like lagos allow.
Does the igbos disobey their igwe when he speaks just like akiolu has spoken
Do igbos have similar attitude of hosting/ selling lands to stranger in their gully erosion land in the east like yorubaland did and will always do to other tribes.

For your information the Hausas and Yorubas has some things in common like obeying our Kings just as they are tradionally regarded as gods sent -note the small g- i mean deities of the land sent.

We do not wake up in the morning and kixk our fathers in the butt like you do in your state. WE respect our fathers / Kings cos they speak for the gods.

After your goatluck Jonathan has lost, i believe you should learn and follow the part to save your region but you still want to shoot yourself in the legs.

Finally, you need to understand that the only way an igbo man can get to the topmost part politically in Nigeria is to allign with at least 3 other regions to make headway, else you are a gonner. You have only 5 states while every other region has at least six. So, how on earth do you believe 5 can win almost 40. You are politically backword and never ready to learn. SOON, YOU WILL START SHOUTING MARGINALIZATION WHERE THERE IS NONE.

Finally, note that from topmost 1- 20 in goatlord Jonathan administration you can hardly find any yoruba, yet we complained not. Just wait and you will start smelling your shame in the political ladscape of the country.

qoute me and jump jump into the lagoon.

Hail the King.

Remember to put the logos of gully erosion in you biafran flag when you are ready. here are some in case you do not have money to take snapshot

I SHAME FOR U, NOT JUST A "LIKE" IN UR comment, GUY U REALLY AND SERIOUSLY NEED 2 GROW UP....AM NOT SURE U WERE BREAST FEEDED, PLS HW OLD ARE U?

smallJagaban:
I SUPPORT HIM FULLY. IBO SHOULD GO BACK TO THEIR LANDLOCKED REGION..
YORUBA VOTES IS ENOUGH FOR LAGOS.

I LAUGH AT UR STUPIDITY.

Omololu007:
he said it,so wetin una fit do about it?

ur just as stupid and clueless as ur Oba...... Pls if u dont have anything meaningful 2 contribute, their are other Forums for kids there, so why not try 2 join them there. Okay.

IF THIS IS REALLY TRU THEN I DONT THINK DIS GUY DESERVE 2 BE AN OBA, OHHHHH GOD DIS IS AN OBA WITHOUT WISDOM, LESSON NUMBER ONE, U DONT THREATEN THE IGBOS, NUMBER 2, THE IGBOS IN THE EAST ARE WAITING FOR U 2 TOUCH THEIR OWN HERE THEN U HAVE STARTED WAT IS BIGGER THEN UR SEAT AS OBA. BE WARNED....

Without seeing or knowing u, still ur info brings tears 2 my eyes, we might not know it but we just lost a legend in making.

Every politician ur fighting for today dont give a f......k about u because non of their children or family memberS are in this country and if u care 2 know they are know more the citizens of this country. So if u like put tears in the eyes of ur parent while the CHILDREN of, JONATHAN, FASHOLA, TINUBU, BUHARI AND SAMBO are busy flexing, ur own family members will b busy preparing for ur burier. AM SO SO SORRY FOR U....

God, am so so ashamed of this blessed country, our leader only celebrate political criminals not honest citizens. This lady deserves an office in Government.

Mr, tribalistic Yoruba, i think the only person clueless here is U, Go listen too ur news or read ur peppers if u have one.

God help us in this country, while people are dying some people are still talking about GEJ and GMB, dis guys dont give a crap about any ass hole, all they care about is returns for the money spent on there elections day and their pockets. Meny souls is long gone just for the sake of dis thieves and they dont bloody care.... Am so so sorry for Uuuuu all.... Father accept the souls of the death in ur kingdom In JESUS name.

Where's the party at?

I guess what makes u sound like Nigeria is dat, Nigeria dont really like details, we only like going straight 2 d point which u did perfectly... If u really want 2 know the typical life of an ordinary Nigeria try our comedy club but make sure u understand pingin English perfectly den u will Enjoy Naija.

OMAR BANGURA from Sierra Leone
has this to tell Nigerians;
"I don't think you guys know what you are playing with. You can call each other names and laugh about it now but when you end up inciting hate here as I read through your posts here and a real civil war starts in your country you will regret what you are doing now. Your religious and political leaders are trying to divide you between religious lines and you are helping them do that rather than standing up and say we are all Nigerians never mind our tribe, region or religion. That's the only stand that will save your blessed nation. The foreign powers pushing the government to take certain decisions will abandon you when you start killing one another and reject you from running to their countries so be careful. Our 11 year war in Sierra Leone was not even based on religious or tribal difference and see what we did to our country. The worst conflicts are those based on tribal and religious differences. See Central Africa, Bosnia and Rwanda. To have a better knowledge of this, please watch the documentary/movie called "Hotel Rwanda" or "Sometime in April". My heart bleeds when I read what you guys are saying because I know what this will lead to. You will be the losers all of you whether Christian, Muslim, igbo, yoruba or hausa. Stand as one and save your nation together because you have only one Nigeria that has the potential to lead Africa."
PLEASE HELP SAVE NIGERIA AND SHARE THIS TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE.
Kindly forward to your contacts until it gets to every Nigerian. God bless you

Almighty God pls forgive them there sins and accept there souls in ur heavenly kingdom...may there souls rest in peace.

Imagine if it wasn't iyanya but ur friend dat came for a visite and decides 2 sleep over, guy just count ur teeth with ur whatever.

My look can be quit deceiving, at d first sight of of me, wat will come 2 ur mind is ooooh, see dis innocent guy, trust me u will be very shocked wen u come closer for a chat, my voice alone will scare u off. Getting 2 know me is anyoda tin, sometimes i dont shw my realself so u won't take me for a ride mostly 'LADYS' so i make sure am putting on d oda skin, dat oda skin helps me know d person well enough 2 be sure if d real me is safe. Trust me it has really helped me so much. So i just love it wen they judge or have a misconception about me from a distance.

Oh Boiiiiiiiiiiiiii, this is tempting and mouth watering i most say.

Is very obvious dat ur chatting with blind man.

iluvweed:
We also need one for mama peace...


Meanwhile.....

Assuming you are watching football match at a
viewing centre, Chelsea vs Man U.
A guy just walked in and sat next to you and the
following conversation ensue:
D guy: Bros how far? Na match them dey play?
You: Yes nau. Shebi na im u dey watch.
D guy: Ok. Abeg who dey play?
You: Na im be dat na. Chelsea vs Man U.
D guy: oh ok. Abeg who wear blue?
You: Na chelsea wear blue.
D guy: owk who com wear red?
You: oooh c am nau, na man u.
D guy: owk no vex. Ehm bros na 1st half abi
second half.
You: chai guy na wa 4 u o. Na 1st half nau. C
am, na 20minutes bros.
D guy: oh ok. Bros abeg wetin be scores?
You: come guy. Na 0-0 na. shebi na im we dey
watch.
D guy: oh oh oh ok 0-0. . Abeg who cum get
zero?
My broda my sista at dis juncture,. Wetin u go
do??.....

WISE MAN....

When u know the guy will later find out wat u are really made up of......Lol, so tell me who is fooling who?

Does dat mean dis Tompolo is a God and can not be touched by any man or Government?... Ohhh, hw i wish dis country could be sold and everyone would have his or her own share so we all can go 2 exile.

Obiriiiiiin, but una get wahala sha.

Rochas, U HAVE MY VOTE ALREADY, SO DONT BOTHER CAMPAIGNING.

I cry ''TEARS" for the future of the youth of dis country NOT just the poor but also the rich, because their will never be rest for the rich while the poor will die like chicken for the wrong of our politicians... May the souls of the children lost in the blast rest in peace.

Any guy/man who answers dis questions correctly, pls and pls carry ur shoes or slippers on ur head and run cos i smell player... Trust me u, just made d job easier for we guys. Thanks anyways.

If we Nigerians are not careful this APC AND PDP parties will divide this country, is political parties suppose to be a tribal thing, now APC IS A SOUTH WEST PARTY WHILE PDP IS NOW NORTH EAST PARTY, what are they trying to tell us, so if a candidate is from south west or north east whether credible or not u most vote for him cos his from ur tribe, so in a nutshell they are telling us to hate eachother for not speaking same language and we as stupid Nigerians and mumuish Nigerians wa never eat, we foolishly support them while they get rich and also enrich the pockets of their family members and we as agberos we troop to the street fight, get wounded sometimes die in d processe for this hypocrites... Poverty is a course. God help us.

The problem of this country is nothing else but, APC AND PDP.