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FamilyRe: A Married Woman's Facebook Post That Got People Talking by BackFromBalablu: 10:35am On Apr 18, 2023
wonder233:
Worse, yes.
But this is WORST.
I didn't take an oath "for better for worst".
And your wife spending the night with another man is the worst... The alter has already been desecrated
i undestand, no problem. Do what you feel is the best smiley the ball is in your court
FamilyRe: A Married Woman's Facebook Post That Got People Talking by BackFromBalablu: 8:10am On Apr 18, 2023
wonder233:
We don't have kids yet. We just got married 4months ago. She had a miscarriage in the first month of the marriage. So its now we really want to conceive, thats why I mentioned ovulation and DNA scandals
i saw your comment with the other guy Goodharddick or whatever his name is bt. Yes it's painful am nt saying you shouldn't divorce. It's all up to you. I was only stating out things. Just take your time and down everything b4 taking steps. If divorce is what would be better for you,Then u can go on bt remember. U took an oath at the altar in front of God "for better for worse"
FamilyRe: A Married Woman's Facebook Post That Got People Talking by BackFromBalablu: 7:58am On Apr 18, 2023
G00DHardDick:
Simps are devoid of learning. They lack wisdom and understanding. You want to please woman so she doesn't leave you? Start digging your grave.

You better go and back and read my replies to you and gain understanding. And if you must simp. Oga simp alone and stop dragging the op and other dudes into your Simpson stupidity
wo oga leave me. Do wetin please you. I no dey exchange words with irrelevant people like you aswear. Rest smiley bt if body still dey pepper you. Continue smiley
Last last u're just paranoid becus you no fit please a woman grin. Bt why would you undecided your mentality is LOW! Basket brain cheesy Oga abeg leave me i no wan insult u, this is me giving u respect now as backing out smiley, kudos wink
PoliticsRe: Subsidy Palliative: FG To Pay N5,000 To 10m Households For 6 Months by BackFromBalablu: 7:40am On Apr 18, 2023
But come. Wetin dey give dem mind like this. All this our politicians and the way dem dey get morah
FamilyRe: A Married Woman's Facebook Post That Got People Talking by BackFromBalablu: 7:32am On Apr 18, 2023
G00DHardDick:
This is exactly why I said you're simp.

A simp thinks he can tie and satisfy a woman to stay with him by doing all the so-called "nice things", not knowing it is actually those nice things that'll chase her away. The earlier you understand that women are wired differently and will and must explore other dicks the better for you. Whether married or not, not matter what you do, if you like buy her a house in Jupiter oga you're wasting your time. Nothing will stop her from fvcking another dick. Did you missed the part where the guy said he does everything for her? Dude, that guy practically made himself available to satisfy her, which the olosho said she wants to chop another dick. Can't you see this isn't about your "so called Nice act? And your so called Nice act won't and can't stop her from visiting another guy for a very hot bang.

The earlier you understand the above and stop pleasing women, the better for you
to be honest with you. I read only the first line and e tire me . Bt i no go blame you. It's your name on this platform dats disturbing you. And you've proven to me that your sense just between your legs nothing else grin . So much for me replying someone like with low mentality. undecided
FamilyRe: A Married Woman's Facebook Post That Got People Talking by BackFromBalablu: 7:19am On Apr 18, 2023
G00DHardDick:
Mu.mu simp! What a simp man you are!

Stupidity taken too far!

Wonder233, in all you do, avoid simps like this. Divorce that olosho now else get ready for more cheating. Na another man Pekin you go train
what do you even know about the word simp.

Am not talking about divorce here, it's his decession if he wants to keep his marriage or not, am simply stating out things that makes women stay to one person. But your basket brain that won't allow you to hold and download the things you read will just be leaking words and infos and allow you to open your mouth waaaa and be talking nonesense. undecided
FamilyRe: A Married Woman's Facebook Post That Got People Talking by BackFromBalablu:
wonder233:
She is not catching cruise. Its the fact. Women get bored of having just one sexual partner in marriage. I have seen it first hand. Upon all my knacks, styles, lasting in bed, big gbola, good loving, helping out in chores, all round support. My wife still went to spend night with a guy, and by chance I got to find out. And after initially trying to blame me for "pushing her", she later owned up that she was just bored and needed a new flame. And started trying to bobo me that there was no sex, that the guy (her colleague in the office) was just a friend. That she just needed a space to clear her head. I said all those na story for the gods. Clear your head from what? when we were all happy and laughing all week, knack Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday back to back cos its ovulation period. Then Friday, you up and comfortably spend the night with another guy, without blinking. You see how DNA problems start? Well, the marriage is done. Its a pity cos she was a nice person. But this crossed the line and I'm no simp.
you sef u dey try o.
Why do it everyday undecided ?

There's one thing we nigerian men need to know. It's nt about having big gbola and lasting long on the bed that keeps a woman.
The main things are
- During sex make sure she orgasm ( knack her G spot kpako cheesy , that will make her legs vibrate and squirt )
- Make her feel like you're just meeting for the first time. Tease her, spoil her. Even if you no get money, there's an area where u can afford something.
Especially for married people. Once in a while make her (your wife) feel like she's a side chick grin call her out, toast her, buy suya and shawama or whatever you tend to do to you side chicks dat makes dem happy and lodge in one hotel like that her knack your wife messlessly smiley . Keep making her feel that she's still young, sexy and attractive to you. Continue the act, sometimes even change it to something more erotic and romansweet grin and i bet you she won't go outside cause she feels that her "relationship and sex life with her husband is always fresh" wink . Women just like to feel loved and pampered. And when she doesn't feel it again. She goes outside in search for it
FamilyRe: American Woman Sets Her Wedding Dress Ablaze In Divorce Photoshoot by BackFromBalablu: 10:58pm On Apr 16, 2023
AImiron:
Women will have photo shoots for literally anything.
the most annoying part is nigeria women will start doing it too
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Escapes Kidnap Attempt, Suspects Arrested by BackFromBalablu: 8:29am On Apr 15, 2023
Tecnophone:
what's her benefits to the society? No be sex slave she be?
not a fan of Tiwa though, bt your brain is like that of the name you're bearing here on NL (Tecnophone) you go just open your mouth waaa dey talk nonesense
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Escapes Kidnap Attempt, Suspects Arrested by BackFromBalablu: 8:20am On Apr 15, 2023
NaijaMutant:
What do the kidnappers actually want from Tiwa?


Money or sex ?
which kyn question be this one undecided why kidnappers dey kidnap b4, no be for ransom. Or is it because of her leaked sex video you're asking this one undecided . Nigeria people sef undecided
PropertiesRe: Can 10M Naira complete a housing project(land Inclusive)? by BackFromBalablu: 8:17pm On Apr 14, 2023
Billionaire2:
Something like this👇? Yes
grin grin grin
FamilyRe: Father In Tears As DNA Test Confirms Four Out Of Five Children Are Not His by BackFromBalablu: 8:12pm On Apr 14, 2023
shocked haaaaaaaaaa!! Ok smiley
RomanceRe: Viral Video Of A Groom Performing "Tai Chi" At His Wedding Ceremony (pix/vid) by BackFromBalablu: 8:03pm On Apr 14, 2023
Bvlgari:
Viral video of a groom performing "Tai Chi" at his wedding ceremony


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-zapIdeEbs

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrBEIGDLy5B/?igshid=ZWIzMWE5ZmU3Zg==
Lol grin grin .
Em dey show e in-laws that he can protect his wife grin . If i be the bride papa, i'll be proud of him grin e no easy
CelebritiesRe: I Regret Falling Out With Tonto Dikeh. I Miss Our Friendship - Bobrisky (video) by BackFromBalablu: 8:00pm On Apr 14, 2023
i remember bck then when bobrisky mata dey sweet everybody grin . Bt now em Bob(bulb) don off smiley
FoodRe: What’s This Animal Called? by BackFromBalablu: 7:50pm On Apr 14, 2023
AndrewTate:
No wonder Jennyclay said you guys eat anything you kill😂😂😂
Killed it by mistake...next thing is ideas on how to cook!😂🏆
you're not a surviver. You no know how much that meat be for market and how em sweet grin
FoodRe: What’s This Animal Called? by BackFromBalablu: 7:43pm On Apr 14, 2023
Hope you have yam cause after you've roasted and scrapped the fur out, remove the unncessary organs inside (except for the heart and liver; not eaten this type though, so i won't add the intestines grin ) and prepare after washing and cutting them into little pieces. Cook with yam when the meat in about getting soft, add some scentleafs and peppersoup spice if you get, bt if you don't have, add enough pepper to make it spicy grin don't forget to add salt o and don't a Lot's wife inside because you want to make it sweet just a little, the meat itself has salt in it, only God know if you go sabi inside kitchen smiley also add onions and seasoning cubes (maggi) too. When the yam has soften and it's ready . Down it with shilled beer wink . Though i don't take beer, bt my mind is telling me you're the beer type grin food of 2-3k na em you go chop dis night so.
HealthRe: Stanley Nwanne: Final Year UNICAL Medical Student Commits Suicide (Pics) by BackFromBalablu: 6:04pm On Apr 14, 2023
For what reason exactly. The most serious human illness should be depression. It's more deadly than ebola seriously. undecided
EducationRe: Aminat Tajudeen, Ilorin Student Slumps, Dies During Lecture by BackFromBalablu: 10:02pm On Apr 13, 2023
May her soul rest in peace.
The way and manner people die this days in universities. God abeg o!! bt they should do thorough autopsy for her. What really happened
CelebritiesRe: I No Longer Have Manhood – Bobrisky Reveals (Picture) by BackFromBalablu: 9:48pm On Apr 13, 2023
Na marriage remain grin , i just dey wait sha. Up next will be james brown smiley this my tribe sef, some yoruba ppl like to think one side one side undecided
HealthRe: Short Man Undergoes Painful Surgical Procedure To Increase His Height by BackFromBalablu:
If you know you want something get it. He got what he thought he needed, bt all he needed since it was women he was looking for was money undecided. Em for even enter naija sef 80% of girls no cost, just show them dollar and say you're from outside. You'll see dem knocking and sneaking into your houseg. Imagine Kevin hart seeing this post grin women sha dey do things sha
CareerRe: Yoghurt Seller Shares Humble Beginning, Wows Many With Transformation (video) by BackFromBalablu: 9:21pm On Apr 13, 2023
em sha hawk em yougurt use am buy HK form. E no easy grin
CareerRe: Yoghurt Seller Shares Humble Beginning, Wows Many With Transformation (video) by BackFromBalablu: 9:19pm On Apr 13, 2023
CareerRe: Yoghurt Seller Shares Humble Beginning, Wows Many With Transformation (video) by BackFromBalablu: 9:15pm On Apr 13, 2023
em don turn mentor na for yougurt sellers, b4 u knw it all yougurt sellers will be driving and causing hold up with GLK grin well if it's God that did it for you congrats, bt if it's by illegal means... I'm not here to judge anyone.
But in mummy G.O voice "ya going to hell fire" grin
RomanceRe: Viral Wedding Picture That Got People Talking. by BackFromBalablu: 5:16pm On Apr 12, 2023
na lack of smile spoil this picture sad. Uncle amadi shebi i tell u to smile b4 now your picture don go viral grin
RomanceRe: Wedding Photos Of Kwoyela Derrick ‘Taller’ & Kahboh Patience by BackFromBalablu: 5:06pm On Apr 12, 2023
Beno3:
Men no scarce, na women dey find davido...
grin grin grin guy kuku ki me
RomanceRe: Wedding Photos Of Kwoyela Derrick ‘Taller’ & Kahboh Patience by BackFromBalablu: 5:02pm On Apr 12, 2023
Bahamas95:
During dogggy no need for the man to kneel down for bed, he go just stand dey fire from behind. cheesy
in davido's voice "FIA FIA" grin cool Lol, who stone me
RomanceRe: Wedding Photos Of Kwoyela Derrick ‘Taller’ & Kahboh Patience by BackFromBalablu: 5:00pm On Apr 12, 2023
RaptorX:
What if he's worth 1million $
one million dollars grin . No you gut it all wrong smiley , He is the BRIEF CASE holding the one million $ smiley cool
RomanceRe: Wedding Photos Of Kwoyela Derrick ‘Taller’ & Kahboh Patience by BackFromBalablu: 4:55pm On Apr 12, 2023
i have nothing much to say, just that love is beautiful and blind smiley bt i must see during my turn grin E never reach me yet cool
See oppression left and right smiley
CelebritiesRe: Millie Bobby Brown Is Engaged To Jake Bongiovi by BackFromBalablu: 11:06pm On Apr 11, 2023
Them don go marry my wife sad who do me this thing cry
EventsRe: Fire Breaks Out During Wedding Reception In Lagos (video/photos) by BackFromBalablu: 10:57pm On Apr 11, 2023
CaptainFM1:
Even smoking cigarettes should be in the open. Our government should institute a rigour fire and smoke control laws if there's none already!

The other day, I was telling a friend to put smoke detector/extinguisher and fire blanket in his kitchen. He was almost arguing it with me until I told him I will personally buy them for him if he doesn't see the need.

How much do they cost compare to the cost of building his mansion?
which person pikin u wan expose give em parent. grin
FamilyRe: How Dramatic Is Your Mum? by BackFromBalablu:
[b] there was one day like that can't really remember my crime. Bt i knew i was in trouble, i was expecting my beating early bt my mom acted like she had forgiven me and forgotten. I no know say my death cometh in the night. It was by 12am. U knw dis kind thing na. By this time u can't run anywhere cus it was late and no one would come to beg for you, And that was her plan. She locked the door first and went for my dads belt. On the bed which i and my senior were sleeping, she woke me up and told me to come down. Lol, mumu me wey sleep still dey my eyes i no see the belt grin i came down thinking she wanted me to go and urinate cause at that time i use to bed wet smiley so i came down stupidly, with sleep still in my eyes going towards the toilet. Next thing i know, kpa kpa kpa, see beating! Ah my life, my eye clear by force. The belt be like when you wipe person from front e reach you spinal cord. Ah wetin i go do? I been wan run go outside like the usuals so i no go collect beating again. Bt i no know say. My end was near. Door was locked. My mum gave me the beating of my life. Especially when i tried collecting the belt from her. My mum was like " you want to beat me? Oya na beat me, it's either you fight me or i beat craze commot for your body" Ah! After all the gbas gbos, gbos gbas, gbes gbes and gbos gbos beating, by that time tears and catarrh don design your face, she'll now tell you to go and bath and lie down back and continue your sleep grin LMAO. One of the most annoying part be say, she dey beat you by that time she'll be like "hold you mouth i no wan hear any sound, your neighbours are sleeping. No wake anybody" and me in my mind i'll be like "how, me wey want make dem wake up sef make dem help me beg for my life" undecided , My mom show us shege o. My mum special words when she wants to heat you she'll be like " if i slap you, you go curve" grin very funny woman and dramatic. I love her so much, cause she trained us well with the beating. She did everything for a purpose. Nobody wey she spoil o. And me am the last born. Bt "dat one no consign agbor (delta state) woman.
As funny as it may seem, they all are memories and funny ones. And my mum is now calm due to partial stroke that affected her some years back, bt she's healing smiley then i was 12 years old. Bt soon to be 21. I love her so much. She even calls me jaguar dis days and i don't knw why. Bt it's cool. May she live long to enjoy life from our success and hear her grandchildren call her "grandma" like wise my dad too. They deserve nothing bt the best cause they really suffered for us [/b]
FamilyRe: I Don't Want My Mother To Come For My Omugwo by BackFromBalablu: 10:05pm On Apr 11, 2023
To be honest your mum sounds scary undecided just tell simply tell her your husband and you have decided on taking care of the baby together that she should nt bother coming till the dedication. Bt wat of your husbands mom?

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