₦airaland Forum

nairavsdollars:
Swear by Trump's balls that you didn't cheat

This early morning

WestStack:
So sorry

How much for the clippers

Nowadays i ask myself

"Like why and how do people still fall in love dis days in nigeria?"
I thought it was outdated?

raddyworld:
Tinubu was destined to be president despite all external and internal force.
Hardly would u see anyone going thru that and still won.

Same religion ticket
The youth are against him
Fuel hike
Cashless policy
Instability in the party
Endsar challenges
Health challenges
Rigging challenges
Rejection by some Yoruba elders.
Lost his own territory
Incumbent president not giving green light.
Low turnout from most s.w state to vote him.

This is enough to silent anyone no matter how strong u are.
Who among the contestants can face all and still had those numbers.
It will marvel you that most south westerners fail to come out to vote.
But naturally if you still win. It shows u are destined.
Learn to read battles. Had it been the opposition has study properly before court of a thing. Most of them won't be fined with negative results

The listed bold stated that it was not a fair election. Am nt here to argue cus what is done is done. Bt sos. The election was rigged and all your listing proves it all

Barims:
Ori e ti buru for that statement

Nmpa gi "ori e ti buru"
Better carry your drenched tribalistic washed brain to your father's land and make you noise there. Something is wrong with you. Better know how you do things, this is nt your father's house na nairaland be this ndi ala, onye zuzu.

You're trying to be unfortunate and trust me i'll help you more.

Barims:
Pete is a mere chief, and there's different between chielf and Kings moreover, ooni is not just ordinary king but a God

Omo werey so it's handshake that's making make noise

Nigeria is becoming BORING this days. Who noticed it?

I've always wntd to join the NAVY

Make up is witch craft. It turns an ugly duckling to a peacock

BTW who's still dating girls that put on heavy make up dis days

the only make up i can accept from a lady is lip gloss and that's it. If you know you're beautiful you won't lay layers of foundation and mary k with pancake abi wetin.
My love for natural beautiful girls.

BRIMBRAM:
A very large percentage of men had their first sex on their wedding night. This is very true. Not the case with ladies. Only a few get disvirgined on their wedding night. It is what it is.

Wonderment i dnt think so.

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar



Funny enough all the things you listed above all combined is me except the woman beater
I don't hit a woman

go reshape yoursef guy. At least reduce it. Commot gambling and too much drinking so e no go affect yr own family.

Report to the school Dean or Rector problem solved!

mariahAngel:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Well, one thing I've learned about women from other African countries is that they're not ashamed/afraid to go after the men they want, even if it means snatching him.

Unlike Nigerian women.
For Nigerian women even, the more they like a man, the more harder they play to get.
Nigerian women like being chased after.

Except some daughters of jezebel who go about snatching people's husbands and ruining families sha.



The shamelessness is shockingly appalling.

That's why i love my nigerian women. They are nt cheap to get minus oloshos

Danisaint112:
In flavours voice;
🎶🎶🎶I can see her from afar
She just dey shine like a morning light
I can see very clear
She just dey shine in a broad day light (Hey)
And she was walking
And I was watching
Every step and the move she was making
She is adoring
I am admiring
Her hips and her curves

Beauty is a natural thing
Original thing and a mysterious thing hey
Rise up ma voice and sing
I thank the Lord for a beauty queen

Cos your black is beautiful
Beauty from above
Baby your black is beautiful (Baby moo)
Beauty in disguise
And your black is beautiful (Ahhhhh)
Black is beautiful hey
And your black is natural (Ahhhhhahh)
Black is original

Oo oo ohoo
Yoo yoo yoyo
Mama moo
Cha cha chei

She is black she is proud and she knows it
She is cool and I everybody likes it
She is bold and she very very humble
She is strong and can never never fumble
She is courageous (Ahh)
Azagitarious
The kind of woman I can take for serious
She gat the fire in her eye that
When you look at her
You will realize

Beauty is a natural thing
Original thing and a mysterious thing hey
Rise up my voice and sing
I thank the lord for a beauty queen

Cos your black is beautiful
Beauty from above
Baby your black is beautiful (Baby moo)
Beauty in disguise hey
And your black is beautiful (Ahhhhh)
Black is beautiful
And your black is natural (Ahhhhhahh)
Black is original (Beauty is original)
Beauty from above
Beauty in disguise hey

And your black is Africa
Your black is Jamaica
And your black is Carabia
Your black is America
And your black is Nigeria
Your black is beautiful oooo

Selooom
Your black is beautiful🎶🎶🎶


Me: See natural shape (original) not the nonsense the whites do today. The only area white women have more beauty than African women is in terms of hair and facial beauty.

God bless all responsible African girl child out there. One love ❣️

you should have gone straight to the point. Nt the long lyric frm flavours song nawa o

Fear God!

Alliswell248:
Reserve your crying till May 29th.
Sore losers...

when i'd be busy celebrating my rebirth, never! I shall never cry for nonsense
BT i assure you, your tears in a wine glass i shall sip

ZombiePUNISHER:
Don't tell me you don't know what sacarsm means

Let it be that it was. Sacarsm.

bonechamberlain:

Nigerians want to live like Americans, where entertainment is a big deal, but we forget that those guys over there have almost every basic things of life, so they can afford to while away time, celebrate and entertain themselves even with the most absurd. Their forefathers fought for a good life which everyone is enjoying and happy.
What are we fighting for? we give so much attention to the most absurd, all in the name of entertainment. In Nigeria if it's not entertaining it doesn't make sense.
That's why people would be killed in plateau, Borno, Imo Kwara, Ondo etc, and all over Twitter it would be about how Don Jazzy slapped Tiwa's ass or how someone broke a record for the longest dance etc.

This is a generation of entertainment, almost sliding towards a generation of bas*tards as the Italian society was described in the 13th century by Machiavelli.

Even if Nigeria gets the desired leader, considering the level of decadence and decay, it would take decades for the country to produce youths with a sound mindset.

I have nothing much to say bt. Let them be given a chance to rule and see if there won't be a change

KunleAkingbadeh:
I am sorry for you my dear brother if this is what you and ur family have been eating. Now that you know that it is comdemnable, i will advise that you to pay premium emphasis on what you eat because i do. Health is wealth!

YEAH I KNOW THAT!
Health is wealth. Bt to be honest with you we still take in germs and microbes into our body.

Confirmedzombie:
Some people will blame Buhari for this. DSS should as a matter of urgency arrest this guy now.

He is a disgrace to humanity. This guy must be a Biafran.

Na there way

I wantd to pick an arguement with you bt i saw your moniker and told myself
"WHY SHOULD I?!"
Your name described you

ZombiePUNISHER:


I'm sure he's lazy

Since Buhari and APc came to power they have created millions and millions of jobs.. youths are even rejecting jobs..

Tinubu is almost here to continue where Buhari stopped..
The good works of APc in plateau, Nassarawa and Benue must continue..

May you nt choke on this words later in the future
jOBS?! Where??

Alliswell248:
Typical ipo* miscreants mentality.

SMH. Fool!

KunleAkingbadeh:
He should be arrested rather than celebrated for frying garri in such a very filthy sewage environment. That Garri is already full of germs & microbes.

If the environment is what's your main problem. Then you ought to be dead by nw if you really get to know that you've eaten worst than that. If you knw you know
He was making a point which you couldn't understand

FairlyUSEDpussy:
Nonsense man.......

you insult is irrelevant

He was trying to make a point on lack of employment, bt you were too quick to drop an insult. That's nt right.

Her boobs is a turn off for me saggy boobs aint attractive to me at all But her shape is beautiful

Godisablealltim:
she's beautiful but her mouth is too wide, so will her pussy. Is she a mother of 6 children? Why is her boobs so sagged?

the silly simps should stay off my quote.

the breast too big na why

Noerection:
Religion of joke

mind your tongue and live peacefully

IamdbuII:
Dbull on this one!!!


Can't wait to start getting best dress at events too

Wait till i make it all red and screams

2ndchildhood:
you dey rented apartment dey buy car for wife. how Una dey do am?

Lol