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Car Talk › Re: Lost Car Key by baconline(m):
If it's a keyed ignition its 20k max, as your car uses a separate key and remote,if it's a smart key 2008, around 85k max
Autos › Re: 2003 -2010 Nissan Micra March Specialist Workshop Available In Ibadan by baconline(op): 5:25am On Nov 04, 2023
Micra , march,note ,qashqua all use the Renault platform
Car Talk › Re: Where Can I Get This Cable?? by baconline(m): 9:37am On Nov 01, 2023
Check on jiji.com
Properties › Re: How Much Electricity Does Water Pumping Machine Use In a Month? by baconline(m): 5:54pm On Oct 24, 2023
State the capacity in watts or horse power of the pump, number of times u pump in a week and the duration b4 the tanks get filled up. If u have the 3 info stated we can calculate the exact amount consumed in a month
Car Talk › Re: Who Can Explain What Happened To This Tyre?? (SEE PHOTO) by baconline(m): 4:25pm On Oct 23, 2023
Looks like excessive heat or excessive pressure or inferior tyre
Car Talk › Re: A Benz Rewire Needed by baconline(m): 8:01pm On Oct 22, 2023
More details is needed b4 recommending,model and year and the kind of problem u are having
Car Talk › Re: Please My Rewire Is Driving Me Crazy by baconline(m): 6:22am On Oct 18, 2023
cbrass:
So i asked My Rewire to help me check why my car was draining the battery, and he said that he would install one device like that that would shut down the system when I parked the car.
The issue now is the car is not starting again, I asked him to return the car to the previous state but still not cranking.
I noticed that the red security light still blinks even when the keyfob is in the ignition.
When I start the car I see REDUCED BREAKING POWER START THE ENGINE showing on the dashboard but the engine won't start.
Someone said that it could be that the secondary battery of the car is low and that we should charge it, that that could cause the problem.
Right now I am so perplexed, don't know how just a simple fix can affect the car not starting.

The Car is Benz E320 2003
Where is the red security light on the car? A picture will be great. Also scan the car
Car Talk › Re: May God Forgive Us Gearheads And Motorheads. Read And Laugh. by baconline(m): 5:35pm On Oct 17, 2023
ibinaboonline:
Found this on Quora. I think it's just as true, as it is sad, as it is funny. A funny sad reality.

Man on the phone to call in a missing person.

Husband:

My wife is missing.

She went to rescue people from the flood yesterday and did not come home ...

Police Station Sergeant:

what is her height

Husband:

I'm not sure. More than five feet tall.

Sergeant:

Weight?

Husband:

Do not know. Not thin, not really that heavy.

Sergeant:

Eye color?

Husband:

Like brown, I don't remember exactly.

Sergeant:

Hair color?

Husband:

It changes twice a year.

Maybe dark brown now.

I do not remember.

Sergeant:

What was she wearing?

Husband:

Can be pants, or can be a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.

Sergeant:

What kind of car did she get into?

Husband:

She left in my jeep.

Sergeant:

What kind of jeep is it?

Husband:

2010 Rubicon with Sprintex Supercharger with Intercooler, DiabloSport T-1000 Trinity Programmer, Teraflex Falcon 3.3 Shocks ,1350 RE Reel Drive Shafts, Method 105 Bead Locks, Toyo 37" X 13.5" Tires, Custom Olympic Off Road Front Bumper, Olympic Off Road Smuggler Rear Bumper with tire carrier, Seward Radius 4s LED Light, Seward 12" LED Light bar, 50" LED Light bar with, sPod LED switch pod with Boost gage,, Rigid LED Lights, 15# Power Tank, Rock Hard Cage, Rock Hard Under Armor, Posion Spyder Sliders, Posion Spyder Crusher Fenders, Posion Spyder Evap Armor, Posion Spyder Extreme Duty Trans-Mount Cross Member, Bushwacker rear armor, 5.13 Gears, Magnum 44 Front Axle, Off Road Evolution "C" Gussets, Cobra 75 CB Radio, Warn 10K on Front and 8K Winch on Rear, Bartact Seat Covers, Delta Quad Bar Xenon Headlamps, Tantrum LED Offroad Rock Lights, Teraflex HD Tie Rod, Teraflex Falcon Steering Stabilizer, Teraflex Alpine Long Control Arms Front & Rear, Teraflex 4" springs, Teraflex JK Performance Slotted Big Rotor Kit, TeraFlex Monster HD Forged Front Adjustable Trackbar, Teraflex Front & Rear Brake Line Kit, Teraflex Bump Stops Front & Rear, Surprise Straps, Hothead Headliner, Teraflex D-44 Diff Covers, Wild Boar Grille, Rigid Ridge Hood, Drake Hood Latch's & a Tuffy Security Drawer...

Sergeant:

Don't worry my friend. Let us find your jeep...
I get the feeling
Car Talk › Re: Constant Crack Of The Body Of Fly Wheel In Toyota Corolla by baconline(m): 10:55am On Oct 17, 2023
Misalignment
Crime › Re: ‘He’ll Be Killed Without Trace And You Won’t See Him Again’- Police by baconline(m): 8:24pm On Oct 15, 2023
If found true then the policeman is on his way out of service,that's one thing I like about the current police if u are found guilty u face the sentence
Politics › Re: See Photos From Kano Mass Wedding Ceremony (photos) by baconline(m): 2:27pm On Oct 15, 2023
They can't afford to marry themselves,how the hell will they take care of the children to come die to the marriage?will the government take care of the children?
Foreign Affairs › Re: The Perfect Picture Of Hamas Vs Israel by baconline(m): 5:17am On Oct 14, 2023
I agree
Car Talk › If U Must Convert A Car From Right Hand To Left Don't Do It In Lagos by baconline(op): 7:22pm On Oct 09, 2023
I have come across lots of converted cars and I must say those done in Lagos are really really bad, Electricals are really messed up ,bad structural conversion. Misalignment etc. My two cents is there are lots of people who specialize in such in ibadan and enviro ,look out for them, stay clear off Lagos. This is not an advert as I don't convert and I have no business in conversion
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did You Leave Your Previous Church? by baconline(m): 10:50am On Oct 08, 2023
Japa enter church too
Autos › Re: Why Carmart.ng Remains The Best Website To Buy Cars In Nigeria by baconline(m): 1:13pm On Oct 07, 2023
The search engine is not good
Car Talk › Re: How Many Litre Of Fuel, Ibadan To Lagos by baconline(m): 10:05pm On Sep 28, 2023
I do 10 litres , a number of times using a 1.3 litre engine
Car Talk › Re: A Young Innovator, Has Been Building Electric Cars In Nigeria Since 2017 by baconline(m): 6:30am On Sep 28, 2023
Eton97:
Am so happy we have people like him. All he needs are sponsors.
I would think it's the other way round, build something standard and sponsors will compete for your attention, it's that simple. The problem in 3rd world is u can put up substandard crap and expect the government or sponsor to show up, it's the other way round
Car Talk › Re: How Do I Handle This Mechanic Holding My Car For 9 Months & No Result? by baconline(m): 8:22pm On Sep 27, 2023
What type of car
Car Talk › Re: Converting A Right Hand Drive To A Left Hand Drive Honda Car by baconline(m): 5:02pm On Sep 27, 2023
The trouble is the wiring , pay a electrician good money so that the wires will not be messed up, the mechanical parts are the easiest to do
Politics › Re: Manufacturers Sack 3,567 Workers, Unsold Goods Hit ₦‎272 Billion – MAN by baconline(m): 9:12am On Sep 27, 2023
Nigerias problem at this stage is beyond leadership, we need to turn this country to a manufacturing hub, it's left for the masses to do that,then dollar will be available and all this mess will go away
Celebrities › Re: Pete Edochie Is My Junior In Nollywood – Veteran Actor, Kanayo O Kanayo by baconline(m): 7:29am On Sep 27, 2023
So...........? Wtf
Car Talk › Re: A Young Innovator, Has Been Building Electric Cars In Nigeria Since 2017 by baconline(m): 4:50pm On Sep 26, 2023
Nice one,the guy is in borno
Autos › Re: 2003 -2010 Nissan Micra March Specialist Workshop Available In Ibadan by baconline(op): 8:17pm On Sep 24, 2023
I still fix the unfixable
Politics › Re: Talk Edo Initiative Unveils Agba, Urges Him To Run For Edo Governor In 2024 by baconline(m): 10:05am On Sep 23, 2023
They will just push the poor man to spent all his money on a project that will likely fail
Car Talk › Re: Chevrolet ECU Programmer Needed by baconline(m): 12:50pm On Sep 22, 2023
sultaan:
There is no such thing as ECU programming in repair sense if you let your mechanic damage your ECU, get another.
If the ECU is not damaged read the codes and do necessary repairs.

If Kazeem has hook you up, time for you to learn how modern cars work, and this applies to Toyota too
I think the OP wants to swap his ecu with another
Car Talk › Re: Chevrolet ECU Programmer Needed by baconline(m): 11:26am On Sep 21, 2023
U have two options ,either u clone the ecu ,(can be done off location) or u program on the car on-site. The cheapest is the cloning. The on-site is expensive as it requires online sps2 programming, so u can get anyone with the tools to do it off site for u by sending both the ecu
Car Talk › Re: Benz 190 Volvo 2.5 Engine Swap by baconline(m): 6:46pm On Sep 19, 2023
it can very much be done, just get the wiring diagram and the rest is history
Car Talk › Re: Drive It Forever And Ever: 10 Cars That Can Last A Lifetime by baconline(m): 4:03pm On Sep 17, 2023
Car that will last a life time, have to be analog, no major ecus and modules and manual transmission
Car Talk › Re: Looking For A Micra Car Dealer In Lagos by baconline(m): 10:39am On Sep 17, 2023
fineboynl:
how much one can get the 2010-2013 Micra?
starting from 4.5m
Autos › Re: 2004 Suzuki Forenza Toks 2.5m by baconline(op): 2:56pm On Sep 16, 2023
Still available
Autos › Re: 2004 Suzuki Forenza Toks 2.5m by baconline(op): 9:43pm On Sep 15, 2023
SA
Car Talk › Re: Looking For A Micra Car Dealer In Lagos by baconline(m): 9:21am On Sep 15, 2023
Which year of micra

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