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RomanceRe: VIDEO: Groom Walks Out On Wedding Day, Says, “I No Dey Do Again” Watch Video by badadvice(f): 5:55am On May 27, 2019
Henry22:
She should have checked the expiry date of d jazz she was using na grin

RomanceRe: How Do I Leave This Abusive Relationship by badadvice(f): 5:47am On May 27, 2019
Abfinest007:
Nigeria movies has affected ur brain u can't even reason well again
no offence, but do people still watch nigerian movies? huh

RomanceRe: Why Do Many People Think That Nairaland Is Not A Good Place To Find A Good Wife? by badadvice(f): 5:37am On May 27, 2019
Tehila07:
What I'm going to tell you today is the absolute truth.

The best females on nairaland are either married, can't suit your physical taste, or have different personalities offline.

There is one thing with physical beauty, you won't be available for online meetup if you have physical and inner beauties as suitors relocate to your doors.

Most brilliant, intelligent women you see on nairaland are of average beauty. I met a banker here who was all over me and ready to sacrifice things to ensure our friendship leads to something more. I was even jobless at the time. When I met her in real life, I deleted every trace of friendship between us. ..all pics sent to me were edited. I won't deceive you, the lady is miles ahead of me in terms of education and intelligence but I still ran away.

I met a famous blogger from here. She said I was the first person to win her in an argument online. We became good friends, but I stopped it there because her physical form is a huge turnoff.

A very popular foreign woman here who almost everyone was willing to befriend landed in my net. She said I disarmed her. She deactivated her account so that I won't be able to reveal her identity if things go south between us. When she started telling me the stories of her life, I knew those secrets are better not revealed anywhere else. She felt insecure after telling me her stories and abandoned all her known contacts and emails. That was the day I stopped chasing highly intelligent women online. My eyes were opened and I met the love of my life in my street -- two buildings away.

All my past monikers deactivated too.
cheesy
RomanceRe: "I Have Given Birth"- Lady Tells Man After Surprise Engagement Ring, His Reply by badadvice(f): 5:29am On May 27, 2019
IamD18:
Those kids will always be a living reminder and evident of how numerous men fvcked the hell out of her wife.

God forbid anything that will ever make me marry a non-virgin lady, let alone, a single mother.

I will never settle for any of these left overs parading as ladies.

I spit on every pussay without hymen. angry
werey

ValCon888:
But women can be funny sha.
They'll say marriage means nothing to them but even after 3 kids from different men, they still cry tears of joy when a man propose.
I am beginning to think marriage is a scam that was created by a woman.

RomanceRe: How Do I Leave This Abusive Relationship by badadvice(f): 5:23am On May 27, 2019
dingbang:
and you gave her money to sue him to court?

RomanceRe: How Many Guys Can Resist This Kind Of Seduction From This Curvy Lady? (photos) by badadvice(f): 5:20am On May 27, 2019
Nigga was focused but you certainly don't expect me to believe his dick remained focused after such sexual assault / molestation!

RomanceRe: How Do I Leave This Abusive Relationship by badadvice(f): 5:12am On May 27, 2019
Monaco2:
Not really, I don’t even know her. I wonder y u all her misunderstanding me
i understand smiley.

RomanceRe: How Do I Leave This Abusive Relationship by badadvice(f): 5:03am On May 27, 2019
SweetBuns:
I knew idiots like you would like to quote me for cheap "likes".
When sex goes wrong, why do the females have to bear the brunt?
You put it out as if she was the one who took the camera and snapped the pics. Was she the one? No!
It was one sick MAN ,a childish bastard who doesn't understand that sex is a secret and intimate act that must not be put in record. So how is it her fault? Did you know if the poor lady knew about the videos or not?? You're bearing false witness on something you don't know! Disgusting!!!!
Its clear that you can't reason beyond your nose before thinking of the " likes" you will have. Slowpoke angry
you're obviously a feminist, one quick to resort to insults.
Too bad i don't frolic nor exchange banters with feminists.
So,............

RomanceRe: How Do I Leave This Abusive Relationship by badadvice(f):
Miss, tbh, Your situation is pretty complex.
If you leave him, he leaks your nude and videos,
if you stay with him, he'll continue beating and one day kill you,
if you report him to the authorities, nigga could seek bail or spend 5-6years at most in prison and when he comes out, people like him can find you and do shiit to you,
if you report to your family, nigga could release your family secret and shame y'all.
So, i'll advise you to poison him.
Poison him or find a way to slowly kill the bloke and make it look like a suicide case.
I've watched alot of movies like this and this has always been the solution.
It might be your only solution too.
I don't know though.

RomanceRe: How Do I Leave This Abusive Relationship by badadvice(f):
Monaco2:
If u know how many nudes n sex tapes are being released everyday on the net in this country u would understand that there is nothing special about urs n it shouldn’t stop u from being free n happy, a guy who threatens to leak ur nudes n family secrets is not someone u should think twice about leaving, ur happiness matter most. Is d family secrets dat bad dat it will ruin ur family?!? Lots of celebrities have their nudes on d net, so no reason am
my nigga!
You wan just see nude and watch new home made porn by all means.

RomanceRe: How Do I Leave This Abusive Relationship by badadvice(f): 4:45am On May 27, 2019
SweetBuns:
So because a lot of people have sextapes online, she should join the bandwagon? I wonder how some souls reason at times. Its her female pride and dignity that is on the on the line here angry
where was her "female pride and dignity" when she was fornicating and smilling at the camera as the bastard choleric bloke took pictures and made videos?
Y'all hypocrites only remember morals and your "female pride and dignity" when shiit's gone sour.
#spits

RomanceRe: My Girlfriends Mum Wants To See Me by badadvice(f): 4:30am On May 27, 2019
Bro tbh, your situation is quite complex but i'll advise you go see her parents.
You no gats fear.
They just wan get acquainted with the nigga wey dey shine their daughter kongo every week.
From your comment i know say you no dey responsible but just pretend say you dey serious and responsible.
Cut your hair and nails.
Borrow a car or hire a clean taxi or uber that'll act as your driver for the day.
Wear a newly sown and ironed native probably a high profile native even.
Buy alot of gifts for each member of the family including the extended ones.
And make sure you go with enough miscellaneous cash.
Show dem say you dey responsible and when you get their approval, e go be auomatic ticket for constant visit to their pikin vagina.
You fit even dey shine her kongo for their house and nothin go sup.
When you don tire, you run.
Las las, na dem go fear.

RomanceRe: Is marriage just a man's responsibility? by badadvice(f): 2:17pm On May 26, 2019
My elder brother (more like my good friend) married for sex.
Bro had a high sexual urge and didnt want to disgrace the family by having multiple sex partners and eventually baby mamas
My maternal uncle married cos of pressure.
Nigga was way passed the age for marriage and still single.
My late grandpa once said he married cos it was the right thing to do.
He quoted a verse in genesis stating man and women were meant to marry.
I believe my cousin married an older white lady cos of green card.
Nigga was prolly fed up with naija.
I intend to marry cos as an only son, i have to make babies to make my p-man and malle grandparents.
The summary is people marry for different reasons.
Hence, this question is invalid.
RomanceRe: My Grandma Is Pregnant by badadvice(f): 12:31pm On May 26, 2019
Alright people, this is bad_advice officially welcoming y'all to the show..........

RomanceRe: I'm In Sifia Pain..come And Console Me!!! by badadvice(f): 12:16am On May 26, 2019
popweezy:
So many girls have come my way since i've grown up. Even though they loved me wholeheartedly, I don't usually know how to love them back. True true, I no too get money but my packaging no dey carry last..

For the first time in my life I have a genuine feeling for a lady for good 3 years.. she go dey use me play tinko..but I said I will do every possible best to marry her. I said I would Neva give up on her not until I saw her Wedding I.V.. she is getting married to an old brother.. cry

Aaaah!! I've been looking for rope since to do the needful..where should I start from for God's sake.. I'm in pain!!!
nigga you dont need rope.
What you need right now is a brain resetting slap on the head.

RomanceRe: Pls How Can A Female Cope With An Inverted Nipple. by badadvice(f): 12:08am On May 26, 2019
aseosa:
When aroused to climax. I feel something in my breast And it feels like something opened at my nipple Place. And the nipple pops out a little.

It once happened to me when I was tired I drank chilled mineral immediately I felt a twinkle at my nipple Place.
i see.
Well since theres been mutiple flashes of the nipple, your mom might probablyy be right.
It just might need a little time before it pops out, refusing to go back in.
I'll still advise you see a specialist though, especially for the "pain".
I dont know if its normal with cases of inverted nipples but you should probably just get it checked.
PS: no offence, but i find it weird and a little amusing that a "chilled mineral" can get you aroused perhaps even "to climax".
Unless by "aroused to climax", you mean something else....?
RomanceRe: Pls How Can A Female Cope With An Inverted Nipple. by badadvice(f): 11:46pm On May 25, 2019
aseosa:
It depends on how am aroused.
how do you mean?
RomanceRe: Pls How Can A Female Cope With An Inverted Nipple. by badadvice(f): 11:30pm On May 25, 2019
Have you tried browsing through the internet for possible solutions?
Cos that would yield better results than asking here plus there won't be any room for words like "this nigga/biitch ruined my breasts".
You could also see a doctor if it bothers you too much.
PS: you said it comes out for a few seconds when you're cold.
Does it also come out when you're ar0used?
RomanceRe: Help Me Get Better At Texting/chatting by badadvice(f): 8:27pm On May 25, 2019
Oyindidi:
Mtcheeeew
you no just get joy o.

RomanceRe: Nairaland Could Put One In Trouble by badadvice(f): 8:09pm On May 25, 2019
Rayhandrinni:
lol funny enough nah game oh...nah Porto novo so we no fit deh watch French TV station nah...so game nah our best friend
no be lie!

RomanceRe: Nairaland Could Put One In Trouble by badadvice(f):
Bro i believe you.
Na game una dey play.

RomanceRe: Ladies, Will You Rock This New Curly Lashes? (Photo) by badadvice(f): 7:25pm On May 25, 2019
Biglittlelois:
What manner of rubbish, well I don't even make up so......

RomanceRe: Nigerian Family Pays Man N170k Monthly To Satisfy Their Daughter Who Is A Sex Ad by badadvice(f): 7:13pm On May 25, 2019
Udonminit!

RomanceRe: I'm About To Disgrace Nigeria,help!!! by badadvice(f): 7:01pm On May 25, 2019
Bro you better go and buy tramadol and the likes.
I no wan hear say you disgrace naija o.
Na you dey home bro.
No go fvck up like ajax o.

RomanceRe: Ladies, Will You Rock This New Curly Lashes? (Photo) by badadvice(f): 5:38pm On May 25, 2019
Donald95:
So far as it is the white men that made this pubic hair, African girls will definitely put i on
nigga you crazy!
You mean they've been fixing some white bloke's pubic hair as eyelashes ever since.

RomanceRe: Can't An Average Man Have Relationship In Peace Again, by badadvice(f):
Bro tbh with you, i think you're stingy and uncaring.
That's your babe for godsake.
Your fvcking woman.
Your damn missing rib.
I'll advise you treat her right bro.
Nysc is not a nice place for a lady without financial support.
Help your woman whenever and however she wants it.
Las las na both of una go enjoy the dividend when she finish.
RomanceRe: Hungerbad: Letter Of Forgiveness by badadvice(f): 7:26am On May 25, 2019
Some people are just unbelievably fake and foolish (FF) at the same time.
Make una just watch, in less than a week you'll see all these idiots forming emotional, repentant and remorseful (for doing absolutely nothing) going back to their vomit (literally).
Same thing happened when firstking01 died last year.
Many idiots came, confessed, accepted christ and repented (figuratively), but in less than 2weeks, they still went back to doing shiiit they said they wouldn't.
Like a wise man once said, "a touching motivational talk or life changing experience (like the death of someone) can only affect a man for the period the talk or experience lasted. After that, it's back to being who he was before".
Y'all just want to trend by all means.
Bunch of jelly-livered kids.
#spits

RomanceRe: How I Fall In Love With This Nairaland Pretty Lady by badadvice(f):
jchioma:
Your maddness is bigger than the OPs.
if you meant that as a joke, then the first picture ( a playful humour-filled "waka" ) is for you.
But if what you wrote up there was meant to be an insult, the second picture (a vengeful waka laced with immense hatred) is directed at you.

RomanceRe: How I Fall In Love With This Nairaland Pretty Lady by badadvice(f):
Thread Topic: how i fall in love with this nairaland pretty lady.
Thread content: long unnecessary epistle on meaning, advantages, disadvantages, significance, proven hypothesis, possibilities, moral lesson etc of love.
Attached picture/diagram: picture of a fairly handsome guy with big lower lip.
Conclusion: having read the thread, the following conclusion were arrived at;
1) the main purpose of creating the thread wasnt discussed. That is, the name of the "nairalander pretty lady" was not mentioned neither was she talked about in the content.
2) op is an attention seeking bastard.
3) he is high on some alien weed.
4) no lady sent him any stupid message.
5) a guy sent the message and
6) he's fvcking gay and has fallen inlove with the big-lipped f@ggot who sent him the message and whose picture he uploaded above.
RomanceRe: Please Forgive Me HUNGERBAD by badadvice(f): 9:21pm On May 24, 2019
JohnDuke101:
Unfortunately, very few people understand this. Whenever your view differ from some kids', they start insulting you rather than discussing the subject.

Some years ago, there was a thread for newly admitted students into my university where they ask questions about the clearance. I felt I could help the freshers by providing information when necessary since that was my third year of serving in my faculty's clearance committee. I gave someone an advice and one second year kid on the thread started insulting me that what I said was false. Since then, I hardly comment on threads.
no offence bro.
But i fear and run from people like you.
People who remember every little detail of shiiit done to them in the past.
People who don't forget easily.
Like i said, no offence.
Just putting it out there.

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