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Romance › Re: So I Fell In Love Today.... by badadvice(f): 11:21pm On Aug 02, 2019

after all this epistle, the sad bitter fact still remains: YOU DIDN'T FVCK THE BITCH!!!!

you are officially a bitch ass motherfvcking pussy nigga

spits!!!

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Romance › Re: Can A Man Makes A Woman Happy Without Money? by badadvice(f): 6:06pm On Jul 30, 2019

Safitu:
If you like, cry and get mad. The truth shall always remain the truth. No money no love. It’s not about being a millionaire, but you must set a stable foundation for yourself and your partner to build on. A lazy man with empty pockets can never be respected by his woman or the people around him.

In summary, it really isnt about the bloke's financial background or capability, it's more about his willingness to spend on the lady right?

Romance › Re: Can A Man Makes A Woman Happy Without Money? by badadvice(f): 5:56pm On Jul 30, 2019

MariaLavina:
To all these hypocritical beings wanting Safiatu's head for lunch here's a question :

Can a Nigerian Man make a Woman happy without Money?

TBH, the answer would be an emphatic NO!
But that's largely because a typical nigerian woman would only (well mostly) derive happiness from a man with money.
PS: don't be fooled by the (f). I have a c0ck.

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Romance › Re: Love Triangle: Help Me Asap by badadvice(f): 11:02pm On Jul 27, 2019

Local man is amusingly surprised.
He read op's post and asked: "who be this goat?"

Health › Re: . by badadvice(f): 10:11am On Jul 12, 2019

Lmao.

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Romance › Re: See what I have been getting from psychopath Indians on Facebook (photos) by badadvice(f): 10:04am On Jul 12, 2019

clive2u:
now something worth censoring u wont censor if it was boobs now u'l be covering it like its ur own

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Romance › Re: ....,.. by badadvice(f): 9:36am On Jul 12, 2019

Na so secret take dey expose and spread when you tell only one person.
She told you her secret (though not pleasant), something she hasnt told anyone else not even her roommates or parents and you immediately tell your friend the next day.
Two days after that, you tell the whole world through a faceless social media platform, nairaland.
Anyway, I'll advise you dont leave her.
Instead, do a collabo with her and help her masturbate and reach orgasm more often so she'll get used to you rather than she going solo.

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa: AFCON Quarter Final (2 - 1) Full Time by badadvice(f): 10:28pm On Jul 10, 2019

Acidosis:
ah When match don end?

no vex na glo cause am sad

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa: AFCON Quarter Final (2 - 1) Full Time by badadvice(f): 10:23pm On Jul 10, 2019

IamCharles123:
Glo users, using internet explorer to browse.

guilty!

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa: AFCON Quarter Final (2 - 1) Full Time by badadvice(f): 10:16pm On Jul 10, 2019

Goal!!!!!!!!!!! Ekong just scored!!!! Victory is ours!!!! 4mins added on. Lord see us through!!

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Burundi: AFCON 2019 (1 - 0) Full Time by badadvice(f): 8:03pm On Jun 22, 2019

Player ratings Ola aina--- 8.0 samuel chukwueze--- 7.5 ighalo--- 7.5 iwobi--- 6.5 wilfred ndidi--- 6.0 awaziem--- 6.0 ahmed musa--- 6.0 trost-ekong--- 6.0 paul onuachu--- 5.5 mikel--- 4.5 akpeyi--- 2.5

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Burundi: AFCON 2019 (1 - 0) Full Time by badadvice(f): 7:57pm On Jun 22, 2019

yoged:
you must be watching from Glo TV

glo classic. cheesy

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Burundi: AFCON 2019 (1 - 0) Full Time by badadvice(f): 7:52pm On Jun 22, 2019

Goal!!!!!!
Ighalo just scored for naija.
What a beauty of a pass from ola aina.
Sublime!!!
MODIFIED: na when match don finish this bastard network con dey deliver my message.
Thunder fire glo and it's owners!!!

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Romance › Re: How Unreasonable Can Some People Be? by badadvice(f): 8:45pm On Jun 07, 2019

Hmmmmmmm. Nice post. But...........

Romance › Re: It's Been Months. Check Out The New Me... by badadvice(f): 8:31pm On Jun 07, 2019

HARDLABOR:
Am back on nairaland again let all the crooks step down......... It's been a while am not around but we are going to rock this now that am back.......

You don't have to hate on me because the hustle don pay..... My level don change now......

Beggars are welcome on this thread, I've 20k to give away tonight.....

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Romance › Re: ''stop Depending On A Man's Money'' - Lady Blasts Her Fellow Ladies by badadvice(f): 8:48am On Jun 07, 2019

Majority of 'em men would love this.
Some Feminists would agree to this.
Most women would hate this.
Some of us hermaphrodites will rather remain indifferent and read comments.

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Romance › Re: What Does It Mean When She Says "I Am Afraid Of Boring You?" by badadvice(f): 10:21pm On Jun 06, 2019

NUJABEZ:
I don't mind, only if she would kill that complex that has slowly crept in.

i believe the problem or "complex" is with you man.
You don't engage her in decent conversations.

Romance › Re: What Does It Mean When She Says "I Am Afraid Of Boring You?" by badadvice(f): 10:16pm On Jun 06, 2019

Which kind mumu boring chat be this?

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Romance › Re: Which Nairaland Moniker Always Reminds You Of Your Most Favourite Ex? by badadvice(f): 9:55pm On Jun 06, 2019

Lillianofentse reminds me of one,
Biglittlelois of another
and pocohantas yet another.
The "favouritest" of all though was jessica whom biglittlelois reminds me of.

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Romance › Re: I Love Her But She Is An Undergraduate And Poor by badadvice(f): 5:18pm On Jun 06, 2019*

Mcslize:
Not every one loves marrying their age mates. I am one of them like the Op. Women age faster than men. I have noticed that most of the ladies I am older than even with 2 to 3 years always look way older than I am. Yes they look way older in appearance.

An instance was when one nairalands shared his prewedding pics, instead of wishing the guy happy marrisge life, majority of persons were asking if the lady was her aunty cuz she looks older and the guy appeared younger in facial appearance.

We are not talking about Regina and Ned here. A guy of 30 wanting to settle down with a lady of 18 approaching 19, I see nothing wrong in that. Mind you, the girl is aging every minute that passes by. The way she looks today won't be how she will look next year, don't forget.

same here man.
I intend to get married at 28-30.
I already have eyes set on a 16 yrs old young lady in my area.
I'm literally only waiting for her to turn nineteen (cos by then i'll be 28) before i throw my hook.
I cant come and marry a lady that will turn unappealing when she clocks 40 while i'm just 45 and still agile.

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Romance › Re: She Have Refuse To Let Me In by badadvice(f): 3:32pm On Jun 06, 2019

Lmfao. This nigga is a clown!

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Romance › Re: What Is Your Take On This by badadvice(f): 5:55pm On May 30, 2019

Oluromantic:
You like dicck

yes. You get dicck?

Romance › Re: What Is Your Take On This by badadvice(f): 5:17pm On May 30, 2019

I support "uncle Alex's bastard friend"

Romance › Re: Answer This! by badadvice(f): 7:11am On May 28, 2019

To better savour the feeling.
Besides its said that any one capable of keeping his/her eyes open while sharing a kiss, is capable of murder and is most prbably a witch/wizard.

Romance › Re: Hurt Doesn't Kill.. Share Your Experiences by badadvice(f): 11:03pm On May 27, 2019

missimelda01:
Ouch! Your kind of hurt is not excluded sha

cool!
Lemme quickly go pen down how i feel right now and where i'll like to be emotionally after the pain passes.
Lets see if it'll help grin

Romance › Re: Hurt Doesn't Kill.. Share Your Experiences by badadvice(f): 10:50pm On May 27, 2019

I hope you mean all kinda "hurt".
Cos i still feel immense pain from mistakenly zipping my balls while trying to zip up my trousers after taking a whizz a while ago.
I totally forgot i hadn't properly tucked it into my boxes before zipping up.
It hurts like hell.
But i hope with your advice, i can pull through.

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Romance › Re: What Kind Of Mentality Is This??? by badadvice(f): 8:31pm On May 27, 2019

Op, what's the name of the guy? I would like to have a word with him.

Romance › Re: My Girlfriends Mum Wants To See Me by badadvice(f): 3:56pm On May 27, 2019

logan2:
lol you dey make me laugh on top my predicament..... But I nor get mind to hurt people's parent ,I reserve that part of me for girls who think they are smart,this my babe is just so innocent, I don gather mind,I will honour their invitation, but I will ardamantly frown at any insinuation that I'm writing their daughter,I will talk to my girl first, thank you all for your contributions

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Romance › Re: How Do I Leave This Abusive Relationship by badadvice(f): 3:51pm On May 27, 2019

ebonyggurl:
Lolz...can death be slow and painless at the same time?

i'm not sure. But G.O.T says it can. grin

Romance › Re: How Do I Leave This Abusive Relationship by badadvice(f): 7:32am On May 27, 2019

Admin401:
I know what Choleric means and no offence I think you're a dumb person trying to sound smart. You must be a very narrow minded individual if you think people with other temperaments are not capable of wicked acts like this.

Romance › Re: How Do I Leave This Abusive Relationship by badadvice(f): 7:30am On May 27, 2019

ebonyggurl:
Breaking his phone will be easier on her conscience than killing him though

it will.
But what if he already made copies stacked up somewhere.
She'd just sign her death warrant by breaking his phone.
I say to hell with the dude.
Slow painless death.

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Romance › Re: How Do I Leave This Abusive Relationship by badadvice(f): 6:45am On May 27, 2019

Admin401:
How do you know he's a choleric?

no offence but i think you should check the meaning of "choleric" and then re-read op's post.

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