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Romance › Re: Ladies, Name That Thing Men Wear Which You Don’t Like by badadvice(f): 9:49pm On Apr 07, 2019

kukukeemee:
I hate it when men come out shirtless on the street, like can they show some decency? Men of these days don't have shame. Imagine and some of them don't even have abs to flaunt sef and they will still shameless remove their shirt on top. LIke people daughters and many women can see this. Later now when women don't want to marry them again they will start wailing.

Another one I really dislike is when they color their hair. Like how can a darksinned man color his hair green or orange or even blonde? How does it rhyme please? Too much color riot. Its just a huge turn of and makes them looks like clowns. How dare they?

Please drop your dislike ladies so we can tell the men what they should be doing right

I, zlatan and all esteemed members 'em "dyed hair crew" be like............

Romance › Re: Woman Exposes Married Man Professing Love For Her On Facebook (photos) by badadvice(f): 10:45am On Mar 26, 2019

aanuoluwami14:
Some men are just useless!!! I have them on my whatapp too, I can't date another woman's husband, God forbid! I'm not a second hand lady. I pray and knows that God will bless me with a good heart man not a dog

udonminit!

Romance › Re: Woman Exposes Married Man Professing Love For Her On Facebook (photos) by badadvice(f): 11:08pm On Mar 25, 2019*

Oga said "......i can adapt to any pattern or trajectory you set for me......"

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Crime › Re: Nigerians Save Newborn Baby From Being Killed By The Heartless Mother by badadvice(f): 10:56pm On Mar 25, 2019

Tbh, i'm so tired of this country.
I mean what kinda country is this?
A country where one cannot even kill his/her child in peace again.
I mean why did the "nigerians" have to poke-nose in the matter that obviously doesnt concern them.
My advise to nigerians is for us all to learn to mind our businesses.

Romance › Re: Help:she Made Me Who I Am by badadvice(f): 9:03pm On Mar 25, 2019

Bro i'll advise you break your sim and just relocate to another city or if possible, country.
You cant comman destroy your future by marrying a lady out of pity and guilt.
You dont owe her "marriage".
All the things she and her family did, they did willingly and not under compulsion.

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Romance › Re: Colombian Woman Known As ‘the Beast’ Dies After ‘five Hours Of Drug-fuelled Sex by badadvice(f): 6:24pm On Mar 25, 2019

The beast has fallen!

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Romance › Re: Help A Brother Out Pls by badadvice(f): 8:10pm On Mar 23, 2019

Teibaba:
Send me #500 airtime so I can subscribe and transfer 1k via my mobile banking app.

Dm me for my number

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Romance › Re: Man Calls Off His Wedding, Accuse Catholic Priest Of Having Sex With His Fiancee by badadvice(f): 8:07pm On Mar 23, 2019

Preshy561:
What evidence does he have to support his claim?
You want to drag a priest to your campaign of calumny?

this one is probably one of them naive catholic members who believes so much in their father/priest.
Didn't you see where he said he saw whatsapp chats between them which suggests they had an affair.

Romance › Re: Did You Meet Your Current Girlfriend As A Virgin? by badadvice(f): 11:57am On Mar 23, 2019

Why are most women embittered by and/or totally ignore threads or topics that talk about virginity.
Is this topic that sensitive to y'all?

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Romance › Re: Advice Needed Please by badadvice(f): 8:32pm On Mar 22, 2019

I'll advise you take a blood oath with her or accept her suggestion of a court wedding or having a baby as security.
Afterall, she's ".....a good lady, the one every man would want...." and its rare to find such ladies.
If her perception of "security" seem extreme, you could also buy her a land, car, or house as an altenative.

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Romance › Re: I Can't Stand It Anymore by badadvice(f): 9:26am On Mar 22, 2019

MatthAnn:
What are you implying?? Real man indeed

fieryy:
virginity /vəˈdʒɪnɪti/Submit Learn to pronounce noun the state of never having had sexual intercourse.

You're telling me YOU (as a real man) started fvcking in the womb.
No way

how can you tell a guy is a virgin? You can't! Cos theres literally no way to. And thats because naturally, men arent virgins or supposed to e virgins.

Romance › Re: Undergraduate Fights Girlfriend Over N20K In Front Of Schoolmates In Abia. Photo by badadvice(f): 8:36am On Mar 22, 2019

This reminds me of how a friend in school then paid the school fees of his girlfriend and she broke up with him a week later.
Oga almost went mad.
He no fit chop for 6 days straight without us forcing food into his mouth.
After he recovered and came to his senses, the mumu guy broke into the girls lodge, stole all her clothes and books and burnt them.
And this was a guy who would never have been able to do such a thing before o.
Love indeed can make us do crazy things!

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Romance › Re: Picture : These Were The Guys Who Used To Confuse Our Mothers by badadvice(f): 8:53pm On Mar 21, 2019

The good 'ol days

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Romance › Re: Is It Right Collecting Back Stuffs You Bought After Breakups? by badadvice(f): 8:44pm On Mar 21, 2019

Things you can't/should never take back after a break up include phone, land, house, clothes, sperm, hair, jewelries etc.
Things you can take back after a break up include engagement ring, condom pack, car.

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Romance › Re: I Can't Stand It Anymore by badadvice(f): 8:39pm On Mar 21, 2019

Bro i understand your plight.
I'll advise you visit the brothrel and get it over with before you rape someone's daughter.
Besides virginity is a word associated with women and not men.
A (real) man cannot be a virgin.
Only women are supposed to be virgins.

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Food › Re: How Do I Tell This Guy To Stop Eating In My House? by badadvice(f): 7:48pm On Mar 21, 2019

See this one!.
Better 3weeks hunger never hold you na im make you no fit tell am no.
Well i'll advise you buy him a house and equip the kitchen with food stuffs and kitchen utensils.
That way, he wont come over tto your house to eat again.

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Romance › Re: Please I Need Your Advice/opinion. by badadvice(f): 7:31pm On Mar 21, 2019

Bro tbh with you, your situation is quite pathetic.
Cos its obvious she's less interested in the relationship and you're close to the point where you'd be dating yourself while thinking you're datin her.
Anyway, i'll advise you buy her small gifts like a house, car, phone or even a land to help gain back her attention and love.
If you get her these small gifts, you'll be proving to her that you indeed love her and in essence, move her to focus more on you and the relationship.

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Romance › Re: Is This An STD? by badadvice(f): 3:25pm On Mar 21, 2019

Early morning erection?
Bros/madam, are you a male or a female?

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Romance › Re: This Will Upset Some People And Accusations Will Fly But, by badadvice(f): 12:50pm On Mar 21, 2019

MissRaine69:
I was referring to your existence. Not your skill.

oh right. About that, sum id quod sum and i dont withdraw.

Romance › Re: This Will Upset Some People And Accusations Will Fly But, by badadvice(f): 12:18pm On Mar 21, 2019

MissRaine69:
Failed withdrawal method.

hey woman, my withdrawal skill is top notch! angry

I've preferred my darling withdrawal method to condom for over 2yrs now and honestly, its all been rosy for me.
I'm literally a pro at it.

Romance › Re: How Does One Solve This Situation? by badadvice(f): 12:08pm On Mar 21, 2019

Bro your situation is highly complicated but i'll advise you buy little gifts like a land, phone, house or even a car for the both of them.
The one who accepts the gift is the right one for you and you should choose her.
The one who refuses the gift should be dumped cos her refusal shows she doesnt love you enough to accept gifts from you.

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Romance › Re: This Will Upset Some People And Accusations Will Fly But, by badadvice(f): 9:22am On Mar 21, 2019

MissRaine69:
Aiutocorrect happens and what exactly is your issue? To be petty? I don’t know you and you do not know me. If you have nothing to contribute it’s not mandatory to comment.

chill woman.
Dont take it personal.
I was only...........

Romance › Re: If Wishes Comes True, What Would Be Yours by badadvice(f): 12:08am On Mar 21, 2019

I wish to shag biglittlelois.

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Disguised As An Online Lover To Catch Me Help!! by badadvice(f): 11:47pm On Mar 20, 2019

eyeview:
Change church. Or at least attend another church for some months. It's not like you're learning anything from the salvation messages in the church.
Who knows, the new church you will join will eventually make you see that fornication is a sin before God.

Romance › Re: How Can I Chase Away This Naughty Girl Frequenting My Home by badadvice(f): 11:39pm On Mar 20, 2019

Guest007:
Thank you

you're welcome.
And do enjoy surfing the site (i sincerely hope you chose the xvideos site over pornhub sha.).

Romance › Re: I Pushed Her Away With My Attitude Now I Want Her Back by badadvice(f): 11:35pm On Mar 20, 2019

Flight90:
Someone who was blocked on whatsapp.

yes, buying her those little gifts would ensure he gets unblocked from whatsapp and unblocked from her heart.
Literally!
He could surprise her with the car, land, house or even phone.
And voila, he's back into her whatsapp and heart.
As easy as ABC.

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Romance › Re: How Can I Chase Away This Naughty Girl Frequenting My Home by badadvice(f): 11:31pm On Mar 20, 2019

Guest007:
You give the best advice

thanks love.
I guess i just love helping people thats why i try to give the best advice always.

right now, i'm sensing some weird vibes from you, indicating you are tired or something,
i'll advise you take a cold glass of water and visit this site xvideos.com or pornhub.com to cool off and take off the stress.

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Romance › Re: How Can I Chase Away This Naughty Girl Frequenting My Home by badadvice(f): 11:19pm On Mar 20, 2019

I'll advise you buy her a house so she'll have a home to return to after you both have sex.

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Romance › Re: This Will Upset Some People And Accusations Will Fly But, by badadvice(f): 10:58pm On Mar 20, 2019

MissRaine69:
It’s a forum to discuss matters, if that’s not your thing no wallah.

that should be no wahala.
You've spent 2yrs on this forum.
One would think you'd at least learn to spell these naija slangs right! angry

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Romance › Re: I Pushed Her Away With My Attitude Now I Want Her Back by badadvice(f): 10:50pm On Mar 20, 2019

To get her back, i'll advise you start by getting her little gifts like a land, house, phone or even a car.
That way, you'll be showing her that your serious this time around.

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Romance › Re: by badadvice(f): 10:46pm On Mar 20, 2019

Xvideos.com

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