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 Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Missed Her Period, Don't Want To Have A Child Yet by badadvice(f): 9:22am On Mar 12, 2019 |
Bro, i think the pregnancy isnt yours. All the same though, I'll advise you move out of that neighborhood and break your sim. You cant comman kee because of a naive careless girl. |
| Romance › Re: My Girl Is In Love With My Friend by badadvice(f): 9:15am On Mar 12, 2019 |
Learnstuffs:you know the way my guy! The best way to get the attention of a girl who once turned you down is to starve her of the attention you once showered on her! It works 75% of the time. 106 Likes 5 Shares
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| Romance › Re: . by badadvice(f): 10:49pm On Mar 11, 2019 |
I think you should come out clean to her. But I'll advise you buy her a land, car, or house as compensation before doing so, so she doesnt feel too hurt. 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Relationship by badadvice(f): 10:45pm On Mar 11, 2019 |
I'll advise you beg her continuously with passion and i'll further advise you get her a car to help her remember how much you love her and have her swayed to your side again. |
| Romance › Re: Possibility To Cheat by badadvice(f): 10:55pm On Mar 09, 2019 |
Bro to be frank with you, theres an 80% chance a lady would cheat on her spouse during nysc. So its safe to say theres a 50% minimum chance that your babe will cheat. So I'll advise you relocate to her state of service for the during of the service so you can keep a close eye on her. Or you can just buy her a very expensve gift like car, phone, land, house, etc to show how much you love her. And when shes faced with a choice to cheat, she'll remember that expensive gift you got her and make the right decision. Or you could also find out the people who'll be serving alongside your gf and ask them to keep an eye on her. 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: I Don Pick Finally..... Everywhere Stew 2secs by badadvice(f): 11:57am On Mar 09, 2019 |
Newboss:you be werey!
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| Romance › Re: Am I Wrong? by badadvice(f): 9:57pm On Mar 08, 2019 |
I want to advise you but first i need to know how you accidentally slapped her bum while trying to encourage her. Cos i am not understanding. Is it that you were trying to tap her bottom so she'll stand up from the chair and go for the job interview or you were just trying to encourage her bottom?
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| Romance › Re: Advice Needed Pls!!! by badadvice(f): 2:34pm On Mar 08, 2019 |
Yeah bro, its certain she loves you. Only a girl who loves a guy dearly would show much interest in a him especially his personal matters. I'll advise you show her you love her just as much as she loves you by buying her little gifts like a car, a land, an expensive phone, a house, designer wears etc. 7 Likes |
| Romance › Re: On The Verge Of Loosing His Virginity? by badadvice(f): 2:28pm On Mar 08, 2019 |
I'll advice you do it man.
Life is too short so you gotta enjoy it while it lasts.
Besides virginity matters not to man.
Virginity is a term associated with women and not men.
Real men are not virgins.
Go enjoy yourself bro and join the real men club. |
| Romance › Re: Slay Queen Caught On Camera Spraying Perfume On Her Private Part, Blasted! by badadvice(f): 7:47pm On Mar 07, 2019 |
You guys should free the babe na. Abi person no fit flit her vagina in peace again? 2 Likes
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| Romance › Re: Thread For People With Small Dick by badadvice(f): 7:38pm On Mar 07, 2019 |
Present! Wetin you get for us? 10 Likes
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| Romance › Re: Man Narrates How His First Love's Betrayal Has Made It Difficult For Him To Love by badadvice(f): 10:41am On Mar 07, 2019 |
Lmfao!  naija girl tell you say she be virgin and you believe am without first seeing the hymen with your own eyes. You shot yourself in the leg. In other words, na you give yourself heartbreak by believing that shit lie! 231 Likes 14 Shares
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| Romance › Re: After 5 Months I Still Can't Let Go. I Need Help! by badadvice(f): 12:14am On Mar 07, 2019 |
I'll advise you track her down and relocate to wherever she resides now.
You must find her and make her yours.
Surely, you cant let this beautiful love story end just like that. 1 Like |
| Crime › Re: Girl Slaps, Hits A Guy In Class, But What Happened Next Shocked Her by badadvice(f): 1:50pm On Mar 06, 2019 |
I watched the video last night.
Her shocked reaction killed me!
Babe could not believe it. 93 Likes 6 Shares
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| Romance › Re: How Do You Manage To Overcome Sexual Urge? by badadvice(f): 1:38pm On Mar 06, 2019 |
Whenever i feel very Hot and theres no pussy close by or i dont want to fornicate at that particular time, i just pick up my phone, go youtube and watch comedy skits. Works all the time! 2 Likes |
| Health › Re: Please Look At My Balls And Tell Me What Kind Of Infection It Is..please by badadvice(f): 1:34pm On Mar 06, 2019 |
I'll advise you apply aboliki balm on the spot twice daily.
It should clear off after 6 days of application maximum.
I don use am before and e dey work die! 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Please Advice On How To Deal With A Partner With Trust Issues. by badadvice(f): 9:21am On Mar 06, 2019 |
I'll advise you lie to her and never let her know whenever you want to hangout with a female friend. This kinda ladies need lies to help curb their insecurities. I'll further advise you get her expensive gifts like a car, a house, land, a phonr, or designer wears to reassure her of your immense love for her. Girls like this need constant assurance and reassurance of one's love. If possible, i'll advise you even take a blood oath with her to keep her mind at peace! 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: How To Stop Snoring??? by badadvice(f): 8:32am On Mar 06, 2019 |
dairykidd:what do you mean?  |
| Romance › Re: How To Stop Snoring??? by badadvice(f): 8:12am On Mar 06, 2019 |
Penocruize:ok but you can always buy it during it's season. Eat at least 2 boiled corn with 8 pear daily (at night). |
| Romance › Re: Have You Had A Best Friend Who Is Now A Stranger? by badadvice(f): 12:02am On Mar 06, 2019 |
I had one beautiful dark skinned lady as a very close friend when i was 10 but we lost contact after 8 yrs of friendship cos they moved out of my neighborhood. Sometime last month, i was walking with a friend when i heard my name from behind. I turned and saw a light skinned lady walking hurriedly towards me. She went like "hey (my name), long time". And i was like "Hi, pls do i know you". Then she dropped the bomb saying "(my name) its me vivian". My jaw literally dropped cos the change in color over 5yrs of not being in contact was too much for me to bear and i couldnt hide my surprise. Fortunately she mistook my being surprised at her new skin color for me being surprised that we bumped into each other after so many years. I just played cool and we talked for a short while and exchanged numbers. We talk on whatsapp now but i'm yet to ask her where she dropped the beautiful dark skin she once had. 11 Likes 2 Shares |
| Romance › Re: Oyinbo Groom Storms Nigeria With Family, Embraces Nigerian Culture, Rocks Bride by badadvice(f): 11:31pm On Mar 05, 2019 |
Abortions:make madrid go beg ronaldo to come back, else, na relegation dem dey enter next season. 26 Likes 2 Shares
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| Romance › Re: Oyinbo Groom Storms Nigeria With Family, Embraces Nigerian Culture, Rocks Bride by badadvice(f): 11:29pm On Mar 05, 2019 |
donstan18:werey! 68 Likes 1 Share
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| Romance › Re: You Will Love This (photo) by badadvice(f): 11:24pm On Mar 05, 2019 |
Shibaraba:you're a demon! You no go make heaven! 15 Likes
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| Romance › Re: See How A Guy Reacted After Someone Called His Girlfriend A "Bitch" by badadvice(f): 9:46pm On Mar 05, 2019 |
This man will leave long! A man who know how to pick his fights and when to shut up will definitely live long. |
| Romance › Re: Mention Three Nairalanders That You Will Like To Phuck by badadvice(f): 9:40pm On Mar 05, 2019 |
Boxer007, lefulefu and ........ |
| Romance › Re: How To Stop Snoring??? by badadvice(f): 9:30pm On Mar 05, 2019 |
xpac01:i'll advise you dont insult my brain! |
| Romance › Re: How To Stop Snoring??? by badadvice(f): 9:18pm On Mar 05, 2019 |
Penocruize:you mean you wouldnt find corn and pear where you reside? |
| Romance › Re: Nairaland Get Together Party 6.0 (easter Version) by badadvice(f): 8:26pm On Mar 05, 2019*. Modified: 9:03pm On Mar 05, 2019 |
As usual, the first 5 comments on this kinda threads are useless and meaningless. The 6th one is filled with wisdom. The next 2 will be useless, meaningless questions. The next 2 after that will be irrelevant coomments. The next 1 will be about the gate fee difference (male 7k, women 3k). The next 6 will be more irrelevant comments. The next one will be about the price difference. The next 8 more useless irrelevant comments. The next 7 wi be about the price difference again. The next 10 will talk about comng but them no go see even their picture on that day. And the rest will be random comments. Just watch and see! 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: How To Stop Snoring??? by badadvice(f): 8:21pm On Mar 05, 2019 |
I'll advise you eat boiled corn and pear every night before you sleep.
It has nutrients that help curb snoring.
I've been using it for years now.
Also, sleeping face down reduces the chances of snoring. |
| Romance › Re: .. by badadvice(f): 8:18pm On Mar 05, 2019 |
Op i'll advise you apply egg mixed with milk, onion, vaseline and aleovera to your hair daily (at night). The hair needs protein to grow well. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: What Is Wrong With This Photo? Very Hot by badadvice(f): 8:15pm On Mar 05, 2019 |
sukhothai: 1 Like
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| Romance › Re: Man Rapes Sister Of Pregnant Fiancee Few Days To Their Wedding by badadvice(f): 8:05pm On Mar 05, 2019 |
sinaj:his village people at work |
