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Romance › Re: Is He Cheating On Me by badadvice(f): 7:02pm On Mar 20, 2019

MissRaine69:
Emotional cheating even if there is no physical contact is still cheating. If you allow your mind to explore possibilities with someone who is not your spouse you are being unfaithful.

true, but i believe op is more concerned with/worried about the physical cheating.
Which hasnt happened yet.

Romance › Re: Is He Cheating On Me by badadvice(f): 6:32pm On Mar 20, 2019

Ziel20:
Nawa o madam. U dey see something korokoro still dey ask question? U want to see babe I love ur sick size or darling ur honeypot is really delicious before u believe he's cheating abi?

Your husband be confirm dog and that hoe is his b*tch. Now take two kitchen knives of different sizes and confront him again. Come back to thank me

you're clearly not married.
No wonder she asked for advice from ".....married mums & dads in the house.....".

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Romance › Re: This Is Really Painful by badadvice(f): 6:25pm On Mar 20, 2019

rexdont:
His phone went off while typing, let's wait for the concluding part

Romance › Re: Is He Cheating On Me by badadvice(f): 6:22pm On Mar 20, 2019

After reading what you said you saw in his chat with the other married lady, i have deduced an answer to the question you asked in your topic viz "is he cheating on me".
Answer: NO, he is not cheating on you.
I'll advise you dont doubt his love for you and accept the assurance he gave you.

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Romance › Re: This Is Really Painful by badadvice(f): 6:07pm On Mar 20, 2019

Its either this one's 5minutes madness ended immediately after typing "so beautiful that I......." or the lie just hook for there.

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Romance › Re: Advice To All Ladies Here And There. by badadvice(f): 8:10pm On Mar 19, 2019*

Romance › Re: This Guy Called Me A Broke Shammer by badadvice(f): 8:04pm On Mar 19, 2019

Christ!!
Someone should help us kill this girl and rid nl and the world of her annoying presence na.
Infact. I'm placing a bounty on her head.
Whoever assassinates this girl will be made the president of nigeria.
No scratch that, he/she will be made the president of the WORLD!.

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Romance › Re: Advice Pls!!!!!!!!! by badadvice(f): 7:33pm On Mar 19, 2019

TarOrfeek:
Oga sub midnight and watch some HD porn.

Your head to dey alright. Don't spend any money on a woman that's not your wife/mother/sister/aunt/grandma/cousin.

Meanwhile

I don't have a neighbor.

Should I tell him?

thats the sure way my guy.

Romance › Re: Advice Pls!!!!!!!!! by badadvice(f): 10:13pm On Mar 18, 2019

Bro first off, i'll like to congratulate you for finding love cos its certainly not an easy feat.
I'll advise you start by buying her little gifts like a bag, phones, shoes, land, a car or even a house.
That way, you'll be making your intentions known to her in the most transparent way possible.
Once she notices and acknowledges your advances, i'll advise you often/continue to shower her with such little gifts to help streghten the relationship.
Good luck and congrats again bro
MEANWHILE
my neighbor has been seriously panelbeating his wife for over an hour now.
Should i go and save the wife?

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Romance › Re: Describe The Physical Qualities/features You Want In Your Future Partner. by badadvice(f): 10:06pm On Mar 18, 2019

UyaiIncomparabl:
Wow. Quite impressive. I can recall events of when I was still a new born.

udonminit!!

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Romance › Re: I Need A Good Advice Please.. by badadvice(f): 9:30pm On Mar 18, 2019

I'll advise you let the phone go and get your girlfriend a new iphone X or better still, wait till the new iphone 9 comes out and be one of the first people to get one.
That way, you'll be proving to your babe that you love her and you would make the ex look like a fool for siezing the phone.
It will also prove to the guy that you're more than capable to take care of your babe.
You could also buy her small gifts like a land, a car or even a house to help streghten the love and relationship.

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Romance › Re: Would You Rather Your Wife Confesses Adultery To You Or Shut Up? by badadvice(f): 8:46pm On Mar 18, 2019

I'll rather she tells me so i can divorce her cheating ass and marry my side-chick.

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Romance › Re: Screenshot: The Worst Dilemma Of My Life... by badadvice(f): 7:13pm On Mar 18, 2019

Greatzeus:
Remember his mum wasn't talking about that lady,she doesn't know the lady,she was talking about the millions of Ijebu girls and ladies and women in Nigeria. How many Ijebu people have she met
Assuming she stated a fault,we will know but she is prejudiced against Ijebu people. She that she is not Ijebu what her she achieved in her life? Her son's that are married that didn't marry Ijebu where are they? How is their marriage,is it anything less than miserable
All you guys up there talking trash,that girl might have a bad attitude,it was just a coincidence,why support the woman. Imagine if the girls isn't rude(like millions of Ijebu girl out there) or she is kind and truly love him. Op will just tell her he can't marry her because his mum doesn't want him to marry Ijebu Is that fair,after using the girl to quench your sex drive for years
Op,just tell the girl already so that she can move on,then go and look for another girl and let's see your your mum will say. And also let's see what will come out of it.

this one is definitely an ijebu goat.
You read the chat, you saw how rude and disrespectful she is.
Not to forget the subtle threat she issued at the mum if she "fvcks up", yet you're arguing "ijebu and generalising".
Op, if you know whats good for you dont bother reading the shiit this guy just wrote and run from that babe.
She's rude, disrespectful, desperate and is probably a cultist or rugged lady.

Romance › Re: Mum Wants Same Tribe Marriage by badadvice(f): 4:10pm On Mar 15, 2019

Mothers always know best.
I'll advise you listen to your mother and carry on the search for a woman from your tribe.
Las las if the search proves futile, na to just go village go pick one agbaya.

Romance › Re: The 12 Types Of Orgasms-what They Are And How To Have Them by badadvice(f): 4:05pm On Mar 15, 2019

Nice write up. but seriously who has time to give a lady an orgasm in this age. Just put your pee-pee inside, thrust for like 6mins top, cum and go wash up. Life's easier that way.

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Romance › Re: Dear Ladies, If You Were A Guy.... by badadvice(f): 2:57pm On Mar 15, 2019

If by some etereal miracle you ladies turned to guys for a day, i'll advise you make sure you always, and i mean allways tuck your pee-pee well into your boxers before zipping up your trousers.
And when masturbating, never do it from the zipper opening in your trousers.
Take out the pee-pee first before masturbating away.
Very important!!

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Romance › Re: Describe Your Sex Life With A Picture by badadvice(f): 2:45pm On Mar 15, 2019

mytime24:
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Romance › Re: Man Caught Having Sex With Married Woman In An Uncompleted Building. Photos by badadvice(f): 11:29am On Mar 15, 2019

Why did they make only the man walk around nake?
This is quite unfair if you ask me.
Where i come from, in situations like this, the MARRIED woman would be publicly humiliated and if the husband agrees, made to walk round the village naked, while the man (if unmarried) would be given a keg of palm wine.
If both are married, both would be publicly humiliated and if both their spouses agree, be made to walk round the village naked.
If this tradition isnt fair, then i dont know what is.

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Romance › Re: No Date, No Sex For 6 Years- My Crush by badadvice(f): 11:15am On Mar 15, 2019

Bro, i'll advise you get your 6 years gratuity with only 1 month pension cos you indeed deserve it.
Chop her for only 1 month (do not let it exceed 1 month) before you dump her sorry ass and disappear.
I'll further advise that during the period of "choping", you should not let your budget (for t-fare, feeding, small gifts etc) exceed 10k.

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Romance › Re: Describe Your Sex Life With A Picture by badadvice(f): 8:21am On Mar 15, 2019

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Romance › Re: What Do I Do? by badadvice(f): 8:18am On Mar 15, 2019

I'll advise you go and beg him again and again till he comes to his senses and realise how much he loves you.
You cant let pride and hurt ruin your relationship with the love of your life.
Thats why i love telemundo.
They dont let little things like this hinder their love.

Romance › Re: I Met Her Online After 2days She’s Talking About Getting Married To Me by badadvice(f): 6:38pm On Mar 14, 2019*

Bro, its obvious you guys love each other, and are very compatible and connected.
I'll advise you grab this opportuinity.
Its literally a once in a life time opportuinity.
You just have to accept it cos you'll be benefiting more from the arrangement.
You can even collect the money to start the business and run if you feel uncomfortable.
Just accept it and see how things go.
Afterall, if it turns out bad, theres always the option of divorce.
In the end, you have nothing to lose.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Liverpool: UCL (1 - 3) On 13th March 2019 by badadvice(f): 9:55pm On Mar 13, 2019

enemmo:
Liverpool..please win

dont worry love, they will. I'll advise you visit xvideos to cool off before the 2nd half begins

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Family › Re: My Woman Wears Very Short And Tight Outfits. I Cautioned Her, This Is Happening by badadvice(f): 9:52am On Mar 13, 2019

Personally, i'd rather and even demand my woman dress slutty when we're alone in the house.
Short gown, bum short, panties and bra or just panties without a bra etc ish.
But since op doesnt like that, i'll advise he dumps/divorces the lady.
A lady who doesnt dress the way her husbands demands deserves to be dumped/divorced regardless of how kind, loving, faithful, respectful, etc she is.

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Romance › Re: The Doctor Is The Nicest White Man In The World by badadvice(f): 8:24am On Mar 13, 2019

Honestly, i no know who mad pass between onila and the people wey dey take am serious!

Romance › Re: Please I Need Urgent And Serious Advice....pls Help by badadvice(f): 8:12am On Mar 13, 2019*

I dont pity naive girls who get pregnant from pre-marital sex.
Anyways first of all, i'll advise you poison your so called friend.
She's heartless and is probably a runz girl.
2nd, i'll advise you keep the baby. Frankly, i dont see why you shouldnt or what the problem is cos.
1) the guy responsible is willing to accept the baby and even marry you.
2) your getting pregnant doesnt mean you drop out of school or your life and dreams are over.
3) your dad might be disappointed, fine, but its not like he's gonna kill you.........he might be angry at first but after a while you'd become his darling daughter again.
4) your bf already agreed to tell your dad for you and he's gonna go with his family which is added bonus.
5) you have love, family and support all around you.

Romance › Re: Are You Ready For Marriage? Drop Your Picture And Little Details About You. by badadvice(f): 11:48am On Mar 12, 2019

Divay22:
Hmmm

c'mon, try your luck. Dont be shy.

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Romance › Re: Are You Ready For Marriage? Drop Your Picture And Little Details About You. by badadvice(f): 11:40am On Mar 12, 2019

My name is donatus.
I'm a counsellor.
I reside in abuja.
I need a pretty dark girl between 21-25 for a serious sex relationship which in the long run would probably lead to marriage

Romance › Re: Advice Needed: Matured Minds Pls. by badadvice(f): 11:29am On Mar 12, 2019

Itc the job of the lady to make the advances bro.
I'll advise you tell your friend to take tramadol, alomo bitters or some sex enhancement drug in advance so he doesnt dissappoint but he should not make any advances or try to intiate the sex lest he'd be accused of rape.
He has to wait for the girl to give a sign or initiate the sex.
If she doesnt, he should give her more provisions and stuffs then escort her to the junction to board a taxi and then come back to his selfcon to masturbate the effect of the sex drug away.

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Romance › Re: How Do I Know If His Intentions Are Genuine by badadvice(f): 10:52am On Mar 12, 2019*

Its obvious he likes you and you guys are campatible emotionally and physically.
Him indirectly talking about sex is his own weird way of showing he likes you.
I'll advise you visit him and hear/see what he has to say/do.
If you're not sure he likes you, you can confirm by requesting he gets you some little things like a phone, a car, land or even a house.
If he does it, its certain he loves you and has probably broken off with his gf.
But please go to his house!
Make sure you go to his house.
I have a feeling he'll say/do something great.
Go to his house!

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Romance › Re: She Slapped Me For Doing This by badadvice(f): 10:51am On Mar 12, 2019

ceeroh:
And to end the rift, he can start by buying her expensive gifts like car, house or a piece of land.

yes.
Op take this advise.
Its the best and only thing you have to do now.

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Romance › Re: She Slapped Me For Doing This by badadvice(f): 10:17am On Mar 12, 2019

I'll advise you open your arms, welcome her advances and fvck her. She likes you and its up to you to not mess this whole thing up. Fvck her. Make sure you fvck her.

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