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Smh.... Nigeria is indeed a failed state

Since it's against the law to issue dud cheques...

EFCC should rearrest him and add more charges to his case.

Speechless

Them should go and sit dan.... This doctor "might" have been practicing in Nigeria if them greedy politicians weren't chopping the economy dry...

Look at our higher institutions... Rubbish...

Does anyone remember the National Health Insurance scheme during OBJ regime.... Kilo happen

Abi na rag them use wrap the baby

How does this reduce the price of bag of rice

Ok nah...

I thought this guy is a pastor

true2god:
Lets take it one by one. Bros, my own first. loll

Erhmmm.... You are right a little but figured we could get 2 for the price of one while they are at it, they might as well throw in the answer to mine.

For the right price,I will change my name.. Then claim the price and change to my old name it will only take me a week

He should go and thank God before his village people realize their plans didn't work

Erhmmm... I wouldn't say i know the answer since I am non- muslim but since this issue was brought up... Let me add another question to it so our dear muslim scholars will do justice to it.

Why did Muhammed against his daughters been married as a second wife even though polygamy is ok per the Quaran

I just asked a question, don't throw darts at me.

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Angel303:
Tnx for your responses. I think I should see a gynecologist to rule out any medical issues. Also, I heard about using lidocaine for numbing. I dunno how advisable it is

Hello dear.... Do not use any medicine, drugs or etc...

Check my response on the first page... It is a bit long but you will learn alot from that.

I talked to a Dr friend.. Graduated from university of Chicago medical school. Although.. He laughed at the
Responses here. Especially the ones that adviced u to go see a dr so they could break your hymen.

Nothing wrong with you sweetie.. He said jokingly, it might be dick phobia..once your V gets acclimated to penetration... You will feel alot better but the initial now is perfectly normal. Not only to virgins but women with a tight V and a guy with huge dong.. The lady will always feel that pain for a while.. Hymen have nothing to do with it.

richidinho:
If dino melaye buys car for 180m, you will say he is corrupt

Melaye is a politician. How much does he make a year " legitimately" to afford a car of 180m

You are just hungry... Abegi direct your hunger to the right quarter

Camry 2000 is a brand new even this one pictured here like 20th hand Abeg, help me tell the Duke guy that 2017 is in the market now

Ok this happens to be sorta my area of expertise as it happens.


Young lady, bring your seat and draw closer.

One congrats in advance on your wedding. But you could have waited a few more months to tie the knot before embarking on the journey. But since you are doing it already o well.

Now, it natural that your center of excellence is that tight because no man has gone there - according to your story.

But don't be afraid, the center of excellence is naturally supposed to expand. Think about it, if a baby could exit from there, a dongoyaro no matter how big could penetrate it. And like the child birth, your center of excellence needs to be in a right mood to trigger the expansion.

As a started, make sure you are very lubricated but you and your partner. Then do not attempt doggie because it will be diffcult. Missionary style is recommended. Your guy should thrust slow and steady.

I don't know how big he is not that i want to know but tell him he should not go all the way. Steady thrusting will eventually makes your center of excellence to be wet and more accommodating to his dongoyaro..

Cheers my dear!
Don't forget to invite me to the wedding


*** I see alot of comments here about seeing a doctor, so people do go to see a doctor to help them break there hymen Forgive me please but that's stupid. Is hymen a brick or am iron Its just a " thin" flesh people.. Haba

If it your first time doing it.. You need to get in the right mood.. Your organ naturally secrets bombom juice to make it wet and allow penetration.

You could invest in ky if you could afford it or actually regular water. Your partner wet his dong with water and he helps you apply water on your V. Then slow and steady from your guy.. He should not attempt to go in all way. For those of us rotten apple that watch porn, when those dudes wet there dong with there saliva and spit on the girls V then use his hand to wet the whole V....that why they do that.

The fact is whether the hymen is broken or not.. Your V will not automatically expand to accommodate his dong. You need to be aroused for your V to relax and open the door for him to enter.

Cc: Angel303

Baba God Please answer my calls

Happy 41st birthday my guy

At first, i had thought the girl was painted black for the modelling photo shot

I had to read the story again to get in line.. You go girl

Paid protesters... Infact patience might just have given their association one bag of rice plus 3 crates of mineral for them to do this

Later this same people will be complaining that there kids, cousins, nieces and nephews. Cant find jobs while they are celebrating people that embezzled the money meant to fix the country... Smh

blackboot:
Please I Need Advice From Real Men And Sensible Ladies On This Issue


My girlfriend of 2 years is about to leave me. the signs are everywhere. i am not financially stable for now but i love her so much. my income is small(30k) a month and i am planning seriously to get a better job before settling down.

She is 29 and already worried because she has a very good paying job and a lot of pressure is coming for her to settle down. family and friends are worried why she is still single and alot of other guys have been coming for her. a read a chat with her and her friend on her phone one time and the friend was telling her to leave me for another rich dude.

She has been very patient with me but its like her patience is running out since she is getting close to 30. she said she is ready to marry me the way i am that we will manage our income together till i get a better job since her income is better. she also said some families dont even earn half of what she earns and they are fine, she said she cant wait for me anymore that she wants to settle down but am scared because i feel a man should have enough before settling down and i want to be a real man. should i go ahead and marry as she suggest since she has a good job or i should beg her to be patient till i find another job so i can be a better husband. i dont want to loose her, i believe she is my wife and i told her from the first day i met her. pls how can i handle the situation. matured advice please.
NB. we met during nysc and she was lucky to get a very good job before me

Your gf believes in you and see a bright future between you two , she wants to stay with you even with your current income , but sadly you don't believe in yourself..
Hian...

fourthworld:
You should in the same vein ask AISHA where she got the money buy 40m naira handbag you hypocrite

Dont direct your hunger to me, direct your concerns/ hunger to EFCC

How does this meeting improve the lives of Nigerians

See as those ladies use hand they munch their eba. If them commot outside nau them go dey form

Shameless people

Glorifying corrupt politicians since time immemorial.
Why don't they allow patience to tell Nigerians how she was able to legitimately own that sum of money Having spent most of her working life as a civil servant

People blame Buhari for this and that, while i don't support all his policies, there are alot of people backpedaling the economy...

For this paid stupid protesters, I am afraid, the wailing Association is siding with EFCC on this one.


Signed,
Wailing Wailers Asokoro District

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