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Family › Re: Duke Of Uyo Buys His Wife Toyota Camry 2000 Version (photos) by Badgers14: 10:11pm On Oct 29, 2016

Camry 2000 is a brand new shocked

even this one pictured here like 20th hand angry

Abeg, help me tell the Duke guy that 2017 is in the market now grin

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Family › Re: I Need Your Help Experienced Ladies by Badgers14: 5:51am On Oct 29, 2016*

Ok this happens to be sorta my area of expertise as it happens.

Young lady, bring your seat and draw closer.

One congrats in advance on your wedding. But you could have waited a few more months to tie the knot before embarking on the journey. But since you are doing it already o well.

Now, it natural that your center of excellence is that tight because no man has gone there - according to your story.

But don't be afraid, the center of excellence is naturally supposed to expand. Think about it, if a baby could exit from there, a dongoyaro no matter how big could penetrate it. And like the child birth, your center of excellence needs to be in a right mood to trigger the expansion.

As a started, make sure you are very lubricated but you and your partner. Then do not attempt doggie because it will be diffcult. Missionary style is recommended. Your guy should thrust slow and steady.

I don't know how big he is not that i want to know but tell him he should not go all the way. Steady thrusting will eventually makes your center of excellence to be wet and more accommodating to his dongoyaro..

Cheers my dear!
Don't forget to invite me to the wedding cool

*** I see alot of comments here about seeing a doctor, shocked

so people do go to see a doctor to help them break there hymen huh

Forgive me please but that's stupid. Is hymen a brick or am iron huh

Its just a " thin" flesh people.. Haba angry

If it your first time doing it.. You need to get in the right mood.. Your organ naturally secrets bombom juice grin

to make it wet and allow penetration.

You could invest in ky if you could afford it or actually regular water. Your partner wet his dong with water and he helps you apply water on your V. Then slow and steady from your guy.. He should not attempt to go in all way. For those of us rotten apple grin

that watch porn, when those dudes wet there dong with there saliva and spit on the girls V then use his hand to wet the whole V....that why they do that.

The fact is whether the hymen is broken or not.. Your V will not automatically expand to accommodate his dong. You need to be aroused for your V to relax and open the door for him to enter.

Cc: Angel303

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Celebrities › Re: Michael Ikeji Buys A Lexus Jeep (Pics) by Badgers14: 3:43pm On Oct 28, 2016

Baba God Please answer my calls

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Sports › Re: Obafemi Martins Celebrates His 32nd Birthday Today by Badgers14: 8:23am On Oct 28, 2016

Happy 41st birthday my guy

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Fashion › Re: This Model, Famous For Her Very Dark Skin Color, Opens Up About Being Bullied by Badgers14: 2:54am On Oct 28, 2016

At first, i had thought the girl was painted black for the modelling photo shot grin

I had to read the story again to get in line.. You go girl grin

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Politics › Re: Niger Delta Women At EFCC Rivers Office Protesting For Patience Jonathan (Photos by Badgers14: 4:44pm On Oct 27, 2016

Paid protesters... Infact patience might just have given their association one bag of rice plus 3 crates of mineral for them to do this angry

Later this same people will be complaining that there kids, cousins, nieces and nephews. Cant find jobs while they are celebrating people that embezzled the money meant to fix the country... Smh

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Politics › Re: Remember Me As a Conqueror Of “vicious” Godfathers In Edo - Adams Oshiomhole by Badgers14: 9:00am On Oct 27, 2016

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Family › Re: My 29-Year-Old Fiancee Wants To Dump Me by Badgers14: 8:39pm On Oct 26, 2016

blackboot:
Please I Need Advice From Real Men And Sensible Ladies On This Issue

My girlfriend of 2 years is about to leave me. the signs are everywhere. i am not financially stable for now but i love her so much. my income is small(30k) a month and i am planning seriously to get a better job before settling down.

She is 29 and already worried because she has a very good paying job and a lot of pressure is coming for her to settle down. family and friends are worried why she is still single and alot of other guys have been coming for her. a read a chat with her and her friend on her phone one time and the friend was telling her to leave me for another rich dude.

She has been very patient with me but its like her patience is running out since she is getting close to 30. she said she is ready to marry me the way i am that we will manage our income together till i get a better job since her income is better. she also said some families dont even earn half of what she earns and they are fine, she said she cant wait for me anymore that she wants to settle down but am scared because i feel a man should have enough before settling down and i want to be a real man. should i go ahead and marry as she suggest since she has a good job or i should beg her to be patient till i find another job so i can be a better husband. i dont want to loose her, i believe she is my wife and i told her from the first day i met her. pls how can i handle the situation. matured advice please.
NB. we met during nysc and she was lucky to get a very good job before me

Your gf believes in you and see a bright future between you two , she wants to stay with you even with your current income , but sadly you don't believe in yourself..
Hian...

Politics › Re: Women Protesting The Seizure Of Patience Jonathan's Accounts Storm Federal Court by Badgers14: 2:00pm On Oct 26, 2016

fourthworld:
You should in the same vein ask AISHA where she got the money buy 40m naira handbag you hypocrite

Dont direct your hunger to me, direct your concerns/ hunger to EFCC

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Politics › Re: President Buhari Presides Over FEC Meeting Today by Badgers14: 12:56pm On Oct 26, 2016

How does this meeting improve the lives of Nigerians huh

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Celebrities › Re: John Okafor's 55th Birthday Party (Photos) by Badgers14: 12:52pm On Oct 26, 2016

See as those ladies use hand they munch their eba. If them commot outside nau them go dey form grin

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Politics › Re: Women Protesting The Seizure Of Patience Jonathan's Accounts Storm Federal Court by Badgers14: 12:25pm On Oct 26, 2016

Shameless people angry

Glorifying corrupt politicians since time immemorial. angry

Why don't they allow patience to tell Nigerians how she was able to legitimately own that sum of money huh

Having spent most of her working life as a civil servant

People blame Buhari for this and that, while i don't support all his policies, there are alot of people backpedaling the economy...

For this paid stupid protesters, I am afraid, the wailing Association is siding with EFCC on this one.

Signed,
Wailing Wailers Asokoro District

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Politics › Re: Buhari Requests For N1trillion From NASS For Supplementary Budget(photos) by Badgers14: 5:19pm On Oct 25, 2016

Politics › Re: FG Appoints Okhiria, MD Of Nigeria Railway Corporation by Badgers14: 2:26pm On Oct 25, 2016

Politics › Re: Femi Fani-kayode Did Not Slump In Our Custody - EFCC by Badgers14: 1:58pm On Oct 25, 2016

dhtml18:
The three of you, are hereby BANNED PERMANENTLY!

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Politics › Re: Femi Fani-kayode Did Not Slump In Our Custody - EFCC by Badgers14: 1:42pm On Oct 25, 2016

It still baffles me how people will rush to defend politicians as if they were saints and then turn around to lynch a handset thief huh

Isn't that hypocrisy huh

Did People recall how Alamaeisgha was welcomed in Bayelsa after he escaped from London prison as if he won a noble peace prize undecided

the same man that was held because of money laundering, he went to UK to stash away money meant to develop his state, create jobs etc..

People were defending Patience and Niger delta youths threatening to burn NNPC building if she is arrested, why don't they allow patience to tell Nigerians how she legitimately acquired such amount of money having spent most of her working life in civil service huh

People were eulogizing GEJ as man of peace, innocent bla bla while his government was one of the most corrupt government in Nigeria's histroy... Look at all the scam scam left and right huh

Obanikoro is a"allegedly" offered to return hundreds of millions of Naira, like wise some other politicians during his administration.... How many listened to that ekitigate tape huh

It is just sad and a sign of backwardness that people will defend politicians for stealing away there future , killing themselves, bearing grudges just because one condemened a politician they support and then turn around and throw a tire on the neck of a laptop thief huh

I am not commending any type of "thiefry" but the hypocrisy in our society knows no bound.

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Culture › Re: Oba Ewuare II Suspends Community Development Associations In Benin Kingdom by Badgers14: 1:38pm On Oct 25, 2016

Good job to Oba of Benin...

Please could he ban all those Edo witches.... Thank you sir in advance.. grin

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Science/Technology › Re: Big Fish Caught In Warri Beach (Photos) by Badgers14: 1:34pm On Oct 25, 2016

Hunger bad ooooooo..... See as they just open the fish belle sharp sharp.... Omo no time to check time.... grin

Politics › Re: Fatima Buhari And Gimba Yau Kumo Pictured Together by Badgers14: 12:03pm On Oct 25, 2016*

It still bothers me why muslim elites we NEVER give out there daughters in marriage at a young age...

There daughters are all UK trained and are fully riped before they get married and they grace the occasion dancing and they are all happy.

But they don't see anything wrong with an " underage" " Christian" girl been "kidnapped" and " Forced" to be converted to a muslim and married off to her great grand father huh

While they enjoy there daughters marriage and happy on the wedding day, the other parents of the underage girls are dying in agony...

By the way, what where they trying to pull off on the second picture huh

At first, I thought they were ... lipsrsealed

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Celebrities › Re: Olu Jacobs And His Son At The Premiere Of 'Oloibiri' (pics) by Badgers14: 2:16pm On Oct 24, 2016*

If his son is the one shown on the first picture...

I am afraid to tell you that he is not cute grin

But How the son come black more than his parents huh

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Crime › Re: Tricycle Rider Kidnaps 15-Year-Old Girl In Lagos by Badgers14: 2:45am On Oct 24, 2016

Chanchit:
You can help them track me. Hediot, it seems you have comprehension problem.

Easy there player... grin

I read both your comments and the other guys comment... Both of you were partially right ( my opinion).. You stated your experience handling girls that age which i agree with you ..

But here is the thing my dear..... The other guy was right about his comment... In a civilized society...having a carnal knowledge of a minor( person under 18) is frowned on, no matter the circumstances even if the girl willingly followed the guy...

It is adjudged that a minor is incapable of making that decision themselves... So whether the girl is saying that to make a soft landing for herself or whether she stated she followed him intentionally... As long as the guy stated in his confession that he was "aware" that the girl is under 18yrs... Case closed that's it. That's what the prosecutors needed..

In the U.S for example, the guy would face tons of charges: kidnapping, Rape, Endangering a minor..e.t.c and after the case is over , he would be required to register as a sex offender.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Abu Sin: The Saudi Teen Arrested for Chatting Online with an American Girl by Badgers14: 4:59am On Oct 22, 2016

Politics › Re: Kwankwasiyya To Ganduje: Remove Red Cap Within 2 Days Or Face Legal Action by Badgers14: 6:30pm On Oct 21, 2016

So in this economic recession, these guys are just concerned about someone removing a red cap huh

Who kwankwasiya don epp huh

Let me wait till Monday

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Politics › Re: Northern Governors Visit To The US Has Elicited Reactions From Some Nigerians by Badgers14: 9:36am On Oct 21, 2016

JhyMedex:
C'mon don't b silly.. Dt's like saying all igbos r drug traffickers n cheats just because a minute few express such behavior.
Only a remarkably tiny population believe in dt crap..
Dt's y u see skuls even in very remote villages in the north...

I advice u to detach ursef frm d negative stereotype abt d North..
Knw ur Nation Mr man

Don't tell me what i know, I grew up up North..

Politics › Re: Northern Governors Visit To The US Has Elicited Reactions From Some Nigerians by Badgers14: 7:47am On Oct 21, 2016

squeekyclean:
Ask the southerners staying up north why they will never return to what they once called home and for those who think nothing good lies in d north, keep believing in ur foolery while d north continues in its quiet progressive march.

And plz help me tell your brothers from the North that owns oil blocks in the south to please leave our resources for us

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Politics › Re: Northern Governors Visit To The US Has Elicited Reactions From Some Nigerians by Badgers14: 7:40am On Oct 21, 2016

I thought them talk say western Education is forbidden huh

They teach the kids in almajiris instead of regular school and using normal school curriculums..

What are they doing in the U.S if they detest western education huh

Make them keep deceiving themselves, e don tey wey nyàsh dey back grin

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Food › Why Is Garri Not In A First Aid Box? by Badgers14(op): 5:33pm On Oct 20, 2016

Honestly, I think Garri should be added to the first aid box.... It saves lives alot.. grin

What do you think huh

Cc:Mynd44

Culture › Re: 3 Wives Of Oba Of Benin, Eheneden Erediauwa (Photos) by Badgers14: 5:24pm On Oct 20, 2016

Alegirl:
wetin dey smell?

Your lies

** runs outta thread***

Politics › Re: Amaechi To Sue Justice Okoro Over Bribery Allegation by Badgers14: 7:45am On Oct 20, 2016

Sue that Okoro guy for libel and slander and claim $50bn in damages angry

Just pass me few hundreds of thousand from the settlement let me finish my building in the village and buy data for my phone grin

Celebrities › Re: Meet Eudoxieyao, The Instagram Lady With Massive Curves [photos] by Badgers14: 4:14am On Oct 19, 2016

Everything about her looks fake...
Fake hair, lips, make ups, fake skin color etc

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