spartachico:
What about the national stadium in surulere,that monument deserves some love too

. It's federal government owned

bamvik:
I need an illustration or an example of these passage from bible scholars.

"Psalms 23:5: "Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies"

Psalm 23:4 explains it..

23;5 means God shall grant you peace in the midst of your enemies, such that all the wicked things your enemies plan against you, work in your favor.

Odewaleadesoye:
Big Brother Naija reality show star, Tolani Baj has described as ‘disrespectful’ questions about body count from men.

According to the reality star, she doesn’t think asking a woman about her body count is right.

The reality star said this in the latest Bahd And Boujee Podcast episode hosted by her and actress Moet Abebe.

She, however, said it was okay to ask partners about their relationship histories.

Tolani Baj said,

VANGUARD

But it is respectful to ask a man for his account balance?

Ikaeniyan0:



https://punchng.com/inflation-rate-monetary-policies-yielding-desired-results-says-cbn/?utm_source=telegram&utm_medium=social

What indices did they use to arrive this juncture?

Aonkuuse:
But it's common that mothers like last borns more... Like in Tiv tradition, last Borns are the ones who inherits the mothers property shall....

Anyways, the thing is parents are really funny, my father liked our second born very well.... Do you know why.... Because our second born took the resemblance of our mother... Not because he was well behaved, but because he loves our mother and our second born is just exactly like her...

Who told you that?

Mothers prefer their first sons to any other

dre11:


https://dailytrust.com/nigeria-is-worlds-best-kept-secret-in-terms-of-investments-returns-dangote/

If not for government backing, we wouldn't even know you this much

Odewaleadesoye:
The Inspector-General of Police, Kayode Egbetokun, has ordered the posting and redeployment of 40 senior police officers, comprising 14 Assistant Inspectors General of Police and 26 Commissioners of Police.

They were posted to various commands and formations across the country to reflect the new status of senior officers recently elevated to their next ranks.

Force Public Relations Officer, Muyiwa Adejobi, listed the AIGs as follows:




Egbetokun charged the newly posted/redeployed officers to work in tandem with the Force policy and support the agenda of government for economic recovery.

“The posting is with immediate effect,” Adejobi stated.

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Hope they reposted that police molester man from imo state?

adenigga:



Source: https://punchng.com/N5bn-yacht-Navy-confirms-delivery-faces-payment-crisis-over-NAssembly-opposition

Which navy in the world uses a yacht for training?

Pure bullocks

ogododo:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/11/naira-depreciates-to-n1180-in-parallel-market/

I feel we need to make the necessary purchases, that are foreign exchange dependent, that we need as soon as possible

FreeStuffsNG:

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https://twitter.com/taiwoyedele/status/1716901814820331861?t=9iZ05kjSniVDfg_F9aoq8g&s=08

It would have been better to have a system solely for the regulation of black market dealings, in the CBN.

Middleborn:
I just got a job offer in New Zealand, I am to earn 30 New Zealand dollars per hour.

I have been pursuing a career in academics and I currently run a PhD program in a federal University. I am currently in the field gathering my data.

Should i move to New Zealand or should I turn down the job to complete my PhD? Or is there a way to continue and finish my PhD program via video conferencing since I just have to present my research work.
Please help me. Tell me what may work in this situation.

Stay and finish, then move.

That kit wey dem wear cost 200milion naira to procure..

fadilaMaikiriki:
Whenever I take milk, I tend to fart uncontrollably, like non-stop farting. Imagine you being with someone and the person is farting every three or five minutes. Honestly, this can be so annoying for the fartee and embarrassing for the farter.

The farts is the type that make the "ssshhhhhhhhhhh" sound. And sometimes the fart becomes noisy or vibrates.

Please, what can I do to remedy this? What can I do to stop the fart? It happens whenever I take milk. I take pap alot( infact I prefer pap to tea), and I take the pap with milk because I don't use sugar. Please, is there any alternative? Maybe a better milk that I can use for the pap.

Please, is there any one here who has/is experiencing this?

Or is it because of that particular company's product (milk)?

Has anyone here experienced this?

I would really appreciate your inputs, suggestions/opinions.

Thanks.

Lactose intolerance.

You need to switch to lactose free milk

Who was the acting cbn governor before him?

Ademola47:
Maybe the 72 hours was exaggeration and media sensation. But he probably worked overtime without adequate welfare provision.

Depending on your unit, some units overwork you, without mercy, due to shortage of hands...

Nigerian hospitals treat patients but forget to also treat their employees..

Hmmm

EcoBrick:


https://www.thecable.ng/durojaiye-ogunsanya-tinubu-was-my-classmate-at-chicago-university-we-mocked-his-nigerian-accent/amp

How much were you paid?

dre11:
APC Party Vows To Get Nigerians Arrested If They Protest, Disrupt President Tinubu’s Outing At UN Assembly In New York



https://saharareporters.com/2023/09/12/apc-party-vows-get-nigerians-arrested-if-they-protest-disrupt-president-tinubus-outing

isn't this stewpidity? is united states of America ruled by Apc or they think the law enforcements in America are like the ones in Nigeria that don't have a voice of their own ?

officialwdhtv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlX4GNcXz48

Nigerian men are generous and last long in bed - Kenyan Socialite Shakila

Take a listen!!!

#wetindeyhappentv

The problems wey knack dey cause in this life..

Sex wey suppose dey short and enjoyable, Nigerians don turn am to breaking guinness book of records

sirblend:



I am yet to see anyone drill a borehole with manual technique here in the Northern part of the country..

It's common down south

anu3:
Found and it's unwilling to go.... Neighbors said nothing doing.

It looks like a mixed breed or pure rot... We gave it some food and lured it out shortly...

I suspect it was running away from a calabar man, after a hot soup appointment went wrong

Kenmatt:
I didn't go through.

Even the bole hole it self isn't safe for drinking.

You can use it for house chores and others but not for drinking.

Most of the Plumbers that collect the contract especially in Portharcourt can not dig more than one hundred and thirty feet (130ft) which isn't safe at all.

They will always avoid hitting 150ft and beneath so that they won't jam the hard rock, where as it's this hard rock that if they hit through it, you can then be close to getting a good water.

One told me one day that should they try to go beyond that, it will affect their tools and sink their drilling pipe.

The funny thing is that, they will tell you that they are digging 150 or 160ft, they will come to the Site with about 16 Pipes that they will use to deceive you that each of the Pipes is 10ft, that they are digging 160 ft for you.

Typhoid is common in Nigeria.

This is very informative. They did our borehole for us with manual technique and I was surprised, how manual fit break the hard rock wey my geography teach me say u need sophisticated methods to break it...

tsdarkside:


western nations are surely not gonna buy them back from you....

Not necessarily western nations but other countries in Africa or Asia

TemplarLandry:
We got to stop being wasteful, these bikes should have been sold to Nigerian automobile companies like Nord or Innoson for recycling.

Or taken to other countries and sold.

Our politicians don't know how to create alternative sources of income

Lewisjohnson:
Incredible surprises you see when you mistakenly fall asleep while chatting with the female gender.

Then you check the status in the morning:

Men in the house, on how many occasions have you experienced this from your lovers?

Everytime, it can be quite suffocating. What I do as reprisal for this uncouth behaviour, is give her silent treatment for no less than 12hrs..

Make her brain boot up small.. I don't explain myself, I just ghost her for that frame.

wunmi590:
Good morning to you all,

So yesterday, I was in one of my family house at obalende to say hello, immediately I entered I just sighted a beautiful bag with food stuff..

I was told it was shared freely to all the resident of of the LCDA...

Honestly, all the elected politician in ikoyi obalende are special breeds, their love for development and extending their hands to people who needs is very high...

Lagos lead, others follow, I know they will still share school stuff for students resuming soon...

It's their usual practice to share branded school bags, mathematical sets, shoes 👞 and some other school stuff, to help the student well when resuming and helping the parent to save from there...

This is laughable

AdeoyeAdefemi:
Good Morning All

I got my dream job in a financial institution, I will be resuming on Monday.

From your experience, kindly share the things I must and must not do in a professional setting.

NB: This is my first professional job hence the reason for the question.

Remember God in all you do and keep His words and commandments close to your heart

Pray before leaving your house

Create time to read and meditate on God's word.

Stay away from office romance

Stay away from allegiance

Stay neutral

Come early leave 15mins after close of work unless you have loads to cover and the next day wouldn't be enough to sort it out

Don't fall for damsel in distresses

Don't lend out money to people, if you are led to lend, give what you know you can let go of when they don't pay back

Don't be Mr Nice employee

Keep your mouth shut and your eyes and mind open

Speak less listen more

Detect the bullshit before it happens

Make friends, give value always and expect nothing in return

Stay away from office gossip unless it favours your goals and ambitions,

keep up to date with office affairs

Go the extra mile and think 100 steps ahead

Always be calculative

jumper524:
Even our retired military Generals looks more gallant than these jokes.

Have you seen Niger army before?

I have and I can tell you they are no push-overs...

squash47:
Look at this equation very well and tell me how many seconds it took you to know the move that can balance it.

It takes 2 moves actually

1 - 2 = - 1

1 - 2 ≠ 7

SanctifiedSista:
He needs to go for deliverance at divine majesty in ijesha surulere Lagos. The pastor is very good
After, apply for other bank jobs or chat me so we can add him to a job group..he will get another this month

Tell us more about this place

Odewaleadesoye:


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I agree with her on this one. I noticed white money get one kind behaviour right from time.. If he isn't leading something, he doesn't give his all, if he is required to give 100 percent, he will give 5percent.

However, if he is the head of anything, he will give 100percent, which is really annoying.

That is just 1 of my many gripes of his strategies, which makes me wonder why people clamour for him.

If I should clamour for anyone on ti's years house, my top 3 will be Cross, Adekunle and kiddwaya (this dude surprised me in this season, e come be like e learn from his past mistakes) .

KarinaSlim:
Dirty Men.

To think the boy even grew up in USA is sad.

USA to the mud.

Nengi said same about Kiddwaya too in the BBN House.

That he is too dirty.

Baba got angry, went and unfollowed her.

That's why these set of men will remain single.

Women hate dirt.

I hate dirt.

Some Men and their dirty stinky smelling body odour.

(Spits)

This same women you are supporting are the laziest and dirtiest bunch I have seen in the whole bbnaija history.

Only thing dey know is to wake, bath, do make up, spray like 5 different perfumes, change clothes like 6x, change 1wig like 4x, beg for food, gossip, quarrel loudly and make nonsense noise..