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Certification And Training AdvertsRe: Your Degree Is Not Enough Anymore (but This HYT Employability Bootcamp Is) by badonkadonk: 2:13pm On Jun 12
Sharp.. This is commendable..
Nairaland GeneralRe: Four Laptops For Mayorall Corporate Social Responsibility Gift To Nairalanders by badonkadonk:
mayorall:
2024 csr for your reference

https://www.nairaland.com/8293294/1m-naira-corporate-social-responsibilities

As part of our Corporate Social Responsibility (CSR), Mayorall will be giving out 4 pieces of 8th Gen Touchscreen x360 laptops to 4 eligible Nairalanders.

Eligibility Criteria

You must have been a member of Nairaland for at least 3 years.

You must have a history of contributing positively to help fellow Nairalanders.

Your posting history must be free from tribalism, hate speech, or constant insults. Sarcasm alone is not a ground for disqualification.


How to Apply

Tell us:

What you plan to use the laptop for

How it will help you personally, academically, professionally, or in business.


Qualified applicants will be contacted if selected.

Mayorall remains committed to giving back and supporting growth within the community.

Kindly note that a video verification will be conducted for beneficiaries .

All beneficiary will be selected in the next 7 days.
Laudable..
BusinessRe: Dangote Refinery Subsidises Petrol, Diesel Amid Price Surge by badonkadonk: 1:14pm On Apr 28
Hmm.. This thing dey real so
SportsRe: Pictures Of Mini Stadia Being Renovated In Lagos. by badonkadonk: 2:45pm On May 12, 2024
spartachico:
What about the national stadium in surulere,that monument deserves some love too
. It's federal government owned
Christianity EtcRe: Bible Scholars Should Explain Psalms 23:5 For Me by badonkadonk: 11:03am On Nov 19, 2023
bamvik:
I need an illustration or an example of these passage from bible scholars.

"Psalms 23:5: "Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies"
Psalm 23:4 explains it..

23;5 means God shall grant you peace in the midst of your enemies, such that all the wicked things your enemies plan against you, work in your favor.
CelebritiesRe: "It Is Disrespectful To Ask A Woman About Her Body Count" — BBN TolaniBaj by badonkadonk: 8:59pm On Nov 18, 2023
Odewaleadesoye:
Big Brother Naija reality show star, Tolani Baj has described as ‘disrespectful’ questions about body count from men.

According to the reality star, she doesn’t think asking a woman about her body count is right.


The reality star said this in the latest Bahd And Boujee Podcast episode hosted by her and actress Moet Abebe.

She, however, said it was okay to ask partners about their relationship histories.

Tolani Baj said,

VANGUARD
But it is respectful to ask a man for his account balance?
BusinessRe: Inflation Rate: Monetary Policies Yielding Desired Results, Says CBN by badonkadonk: 9:01am On Nov 17, 2023
FamilyRe: My Father Preferred My Younger Brother. by badonkadonk: 6:32am On Nov 13, 2023
Aonkuuse:
But it's common that mothers like last borns more... Like in Tiv tradition, last Borns are the ones who inherits the mothers property shall....

Anyways, the thing is parents are really funny, my father liked our second born very well.... Do you know why.... Because our second born took the resemblance of our mother... Not because he was well behaved, but because he loves our mother and our second born is just exactly like her...
Who told you that?

Mothers prefer their first sons to any other
BusinessRe: Nigeria Is World’s Best Kept Secret In Terms Of Investments, Returns – Dangote by badonkadonk: 9:01pm On Nov 11, 2023
PoliticsRe: IGP Redeploys 14 AIGs, 26 CPs (Full List) by badonkadonk: 11:56am On Nov 09, 2023
Odewaleadesoye:
The Inspector-General of Police, Kayode Egbetokun, has ordered the posting and redeployment of 40 senior police officers, comprising 14 Assistant Inspectors General of Police and 26 Commissioners of Police.

They were posted to various commands and formations across the country to reflect the new status of senior officers recently elevated to their next ranks.


Force Public Relations Officer, Muyiwa Adejobi, listed the AIGs as follows:




Egbetokun charged the newly posted/redeployed officers to work in tandem with the Force policy and support the agenda of government for economic recovery.

“The posting is with immediate effect,” Adejobi stated.

DAILY POST
Hope they reposted that police molester man from imo state?
PoliticsRe: Navy Confirms Delivery Of Yatch, Faces Payment Crisis Over NASS Stand by badonkadonk: 7:27am On Nov 04, 2023
adenigga:
Source: https://punchng.com/N5bn-yacht-Navy-confirms-delivery-faces-payment-crisis-over-NAssembly-opposition
Which navy in the world uses a yacht for training?

Pure bullocks
BusinessRe: Naira Depreciates To N1,180/$ In Parallel Market by badonkadonk: 11:36am On Nov 03, 2023
ogododo:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/11/naira-depreciates-to-n1180-in-parallel-market/
I feel we need to make the necessary purchases, that are foreign exchange dependent, that we need as soon as possible
BusinessRe: FG Outlaws Black Market FOREX Transactions by badonkadonk: 6:03am On Oct 25, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
·
https://twitter.com/taiwoyedele/status/1716901814820331861?t=9iZ05kjSniVDfg_F9aoq8g&s=08[/quote]It would have been better to have a system solely for the regulation of black market dealings, in the CBN.
TravelRe: Should I Stay and Complete My PhD Or Accept a 30 NZD Per Hour Job In New Zealand by badonkadonk: 6:32pm On Oct 17, 2023
Middleborn:
I just got a job offer in New Zealand, I am to earn 30 New Zealand dollars per hour.

I have been pursuing a career in academics and I currently run a PhD program in a federal University. I am currently in the field gathering my data.

Should i move to New Zealand or should I turn down the job to complete my PhD? Or is there a way to continue and finish my PhD program via video conferencing since I just have to present my research work.
Please help me. Tell me what may work in this situation.
Stay and finish, then move.
SportsRe: EKSG Recalls GM Sports Council From National Youth Games Over Athletes’ Kit by badonkadonk: 6:12pm On Sep 24, 2023
That kit wey dem wear cost 200milion naira to procure..
HealthRe: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by badonkadonk: 1:18pm On Sep 24, 2023
fadilaMaikiriki:
Whenever I take milk, I tend to fart uncontrollably, like non-stop farting. Imagine you being with someone and the person is farting every three or five minutes. Honestly, this can be so annoying for the fartee and embarrassing for the farter.

The farts is the type that make the "ssshhhhhhhhhhh" sound. And sometimes the fart becomes noisy or vibrates.

Please, what can I do to remedy this? What can I do to stop the fart? It happens whenever I take milk. I take pap alot( infact I prefer pap to tea), and I take the pap with milk because I don't use sugar. Please, is there any alternative? Maybe a better milk that I can use for the pap.

Please, is there any one here who has/is experiencing this?

Or is it because of that particular company's product (milk)?

Has anyone here experienced this?

I would really appreciate your inputs, suggestions/opinions.

Thanks.
Lactose intolerance.

You need to switch to lactose free milk
PoliticsRe: CBN: Cardoso, Deputy-Governors take oath of Office by badonkadonk: 3:54pm On Sep 22, 2023
Who was the acting cbn governor before him?
HealthRe: Dr. Umoh Michael did not work for 72 hours - LUTH by badonkadonk: 9:45am On Sep 21, 2023
Ademola47:
Maybe the 72 hours was exaggeration and media sensation. But he probably worked overtime without adequate welfare provision.
Depending on your unit, some units overwork you, without mercy, due to shortage of hands...

Nigerian hospitals treat patients but forget to also treat their employees..
CelebritiesRe: Mohbad’s Death: Bella Shmurda Breaks Silence, Accuses Naira Marley, Sam Larry by badonkadonk: 3:36pm On Sep 17, 2023
Hmmm
PoliticsRe: Durojaiye Ogunsanya: Tinubu Was My Classmate At Chicago University | We Mocked H by badonkadonk: 9:48pm On Sep 13, 2023
PoliticsRe: APC Vows To Arrest Anyone If They Protest, Disrupt President Tinubu UN Outing by badonkadonk: 7:17pm On Sep 12, 2023
dre11:
APC Party Vows To Get Nigerians Arrested If They Protest, Disrupt President Tinubu’s Outing At UN Assembly In New York



https://saharareporters.com/2023/09/12/apc-party-vows-get-nigerians-arrested-if-they-protest-disrupt-president-tinubus-outing
isn't this stewpidity? is united states of America ruled by Apc or they think the law enforcements in America are like the ones in Nigeria that don't have a voice of their own ?
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Are Generous And Last Long In Bed - Kenyan Socialite Shakila (vid) by badonkadonk: 8:16pm On Sep 07, 2023
officialwdhtv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlX4GNcXz48

Nigerian men are generous and last long in bed - Kenyan Socialite Shakila

Take a listen!!!

#wetindeyhappentv
The problems wey knack dey cause in this life..

Sex wey suppose dey short and enjoyable, Nigerians don turn am to breaking guinness book of records
HealthRe: Is It Safe For Drinking? by badonkadonk: 3:10pm On Sep 03, 2023
sirblend:
I am yet to see anyone drill a borehole with manual technique here in the Northern part of the country..
It's common down south
PetsRe: Found This Dog In Our Compound This Morning... by badonkadonk: 1:58pm On Sep 03, 2023
anu3:
Found and it's unwilling to go.... Neighbors said nothing doing.

It looks like a mixed breed or pure rot... We gave it some food and lured it out shortly...
I suspect it was running away from a calabar man, after a hot soup appointment went wrong
HealthRe: Is It Safe For Drinking? by badonkadonk: 8:08am On Sep 03, 2023
Kenmatt:
I didn't go through.

Even the bole hole it self isn't safe for drinking.

You can use it for house chores and others but not for drinking.

Most of the Plumbers that collect the contract especially in Portharcourt can not dig more than one hundred and thirty feet (130ft) which isn't safe at all.

They will always avoid hitting 150ft and beneath so that they won't jam the hard rock, where as it's this hard rock that if they hit through it, you can then be close to getting a good water.

One told me one day that should they try to go beyond that, it will affect their tools and sink their drilling pipe.

The funny thing is that, they will tell you that they are digging 150 or 160ft, they will come to the Site with about 16 Pipes that they will use to deceive you that each of the Pipes is 10ft, that they are digging 160 ft for you.

Typhoid is common in Nigeria.
This is very informative. They did our borehole for us with manual technique and I was surprised, how manual fit break the hard rock wey my geography teach me say u need sophisticated methods to break it...
PoliticsRe: Wike Orders Task Force To Destroy 500 Impounded Commercial Motorcycles by badonkadonk: 5:35pm On Sep 02, 2023
tsdarkside:
western nations are surely not gonna buy them back from you....
Not necessarily western nations but other countries in Africa or Asia
PoliticsRe: Wike Orders Task Force To Destroy 500 Impounded Commercial Motorcycles by badonkadonk: 11:07am On Sep 02, 2023
TemplarLandry:
We got to stop being wasteful, these bikes should have been sold to Nigerian automobile companies like Nord or Innoson for recycling.
Or taken to other countries and sold.

Our politicians don't know how to create alternative sources of income
RomanceRe: When You Mistakenly Fall Asleep While Chatting With A Girl (Photos) by badonkadonk: 1:48pm On Aug 23, 2023
Lewisjohnson:
Incredible surprises you see when you mistakenly fall asleep while chatting with the female gender.

Then you check the status in the morning:

Men in the house, on how many occasions have you experienced this from your lovers?
Everytime, it can be quite suffocating. What I do as reprisal for this uncouth behaviour, is give her silent treatment for no less than 12hrs..

Make her brain boot up small.. I don't explain myself, I just ghost her for that frame.
PoliticsRe: Palliative: The Food Stuff Shared In Ikoyi, Obalende LCDA Lagos State (Picture) by badonkadonk: 4:22pm On Aug 22, 2023
wunmi590:
Good morning to you all,

So yesterday, I was in one of my family house at obalende to say hello, immediately I entered I just sighted a beautiful bag with food stuff..

I was told it was shared freely to all the resident of of the LCDA...

Honestly, all the elected politician in ikoyi obalende are special breeds, their love for development and extending their hands to people who needs is very high...

Lagos lead, others follow, I know they will still share school stuff for students resuming soon...

It's their usual practice to share branded school bags, mathematical sets, shoes 👞 and some other school stuff, to help the student well when resuming and helping the parent to save from there...
This is laughable
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Kindly Advise Me From Your Experience by badonkadonk: 11:14am On Aug 19, 2023
AdeoyeAdefemi:
Good Morning All

I got my dream job in a financial institution, I will be resuming on Monday.

From your experience, kindly share the things I must and must not do in a professional setting.

NB: This is my first professional job hence the reason for the question.
Remember God in all you do and keep His words and commandments close to your heart

Pray before leaving your house

Create time to read and meditate on God's word.

Stay away from office romance

Stay away from allegiance

Stay neutral

Come early leave 15mins after close of work unless you have loads to cover and the next day wouldn't be enough to sort it out

Don't fall for damsel in distresses

Don't lend out money to people, if you are led to lend, give what you know you can let go of when they don't pay back

Don't be Mr Nice employee

Keep your mouth shut and your eyes and mind open

Speak less listen more

Detect the bullshit before it happens

Make friends, give value always and expect nothing in return

Stay away from office gossip unless it favours your goals and ambitions,

keep up to date with office affairs

Go the extra mile and think 100 steps ahead

Always be calculative
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Army Generals VS Niger Army Generals. by badonkadonk: 7:28pm On Aug 11, 2023
jumper524:
Even our retired military Generals looks more gallant than these jokes.
Have you seen Niger army before?

I have and I can tell you they are no push-overs...
EducationRe: Only One Move Can Balance This Equation by badonkadonk: 10:27am On Aug 09, 2023
squash47:
Look at this equation very well and tell me how many seconds it took you to know the move that can balance it.
It takes 2 moves actually

1 - 2 = - 1

1 - 2 ≠ 7

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