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Timichael:
She told me her pastor said we're spiritually incompatible and that we will have problems in the future if we keep the relationship.

So people still believe in such. Truth is 50% of the people that believe in such revelations/prophecies do so because deep down they hope its true.
Take heart bro. She has given you your own revelation - she is not for you.
On to the next one.

Timichael:
Wow... At last, there's a platform I can empty my heavy heart aches. I actually came on Nairaland to read some funny comments to at least put up a smile before I sleep but this topic caught my attention . My babe just broke up with me too. We dated for 4 years. I'm really heartbroken and the word 'down' is just an understatement.

4years?? Girls are really mean these days oo. What was her excuse?

vanqwerty:
[center]Lol.....she denied it. Now I know I don't have a gf...I'd just keep playing along(lets see how long we can fool each other),I won't breakup with her but I would go back to my normal life..I'd consider all I've done for her as 'charity donation'.LET THE GAMES BEGIN.[/center]

My guy, u have tried. Just move on with your life. But first, she has to leave your house. Look for a nice excuse for her to leave.

Demdem:
even at that babas leadership has ensured that only the elite at most feel the brunt of devaluation. Most vulnerable who happen to be the majority dont even know or feel its impact.this explains why as against the elites call that he should allow the official rate to fall naturally, he says no. Let the overfed go source for their dollars elsewhere to fund their luxuries.

One bottle of orijin for you!!!

Nnemuka:
are you saying buhari is cursed? i mean the spirit of badluck follows him around

Is this the only thing you could make out from all what the Op said? :/ smh

nnaochie1


I think you are the one who needs to take corrections. We all know that there is enough decay in this generation of youths so please don't try to justify anything here.

[quote author=nnaochie1 post=42451531][/quote]I think you are the one who needs to corrections. We all know that there is enough decay in this generation of youths so please don't try to justify anything here.

Op. So you even have time to listen and respond to the bashings, na wa oo. I hail you.
Its unfortunate that our youths have come down to this level. God help us. This thread is supposed to be a wake up call to we Nigerian graduates especially those in the job market but no, instead they attack the poster.
Attending a university is not enough, self development is key. Its funny that most graduates go around almost begging desperately for jobs. You have to be able to offer something (apart from your certificate).
I want to enjoin all graduates to develop themselves, know their strengths and weaknesses, have something you are passionate about and above all, be focused, don't just go wherever the wind takes you.

I am saying all these as a corper.

So like joke like joke, this Kanu guy has been rotting in jail for months now and he still doesn't know when it will all end. Thats what u get when you deliberately make inciting statements against a country.

I am not saying one should not agitate for one's own sovereign state, but don't do it at the expense of another country's dignity and security. Making utterances that incites violence against the people of a country and calling the country all sorts of names is surely not the way to go.

Well, everything necessary should be done to secure his bail. I am sure he has learnt his lesson.

The era of absolute impunity is over in Nigeria.
Defaulters should be willing and ready to face the consequences of their actions.

oduastates:
My analogy

Your chicken, that used to give birth to 2 babies ( chucks) all of a sudden started pricing 10 chickens because the sun was shining.
Instead of being cautious of this unusual bounty,you decided to live large.
Married two more wives
Threw big parties everyday and live life to the fullest.
Put it on my tab you said to everybody
This bounty continued for 5 years until one say, you woke up to find that your bird is only giving birth to one chick
Meanwhile you have debts everywhere from beer supplier to.... Caterer.
You have also refused to adjust to your new reality.
Meanwhile more people now sell chicken.
Are you prepared for N500 to $1 because the dollar supply will not increase but the unhealthy appetite for imported rubbish will still be there.
Meanwhile, Nigeria has less than 1 year worth of forex.
You nay choose to propone the pain

I SM SORRY TO SAY THAT THE PAIN IS/WAS INEVITABLE AND IT HAS TO BE ENDURED

God bless you sir!

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That guy has a low IQ. Sorry to say.

Sweetlemon:
This thing called "geographical zone" is just for political convenience. In reality, The SS and NC are just toooooooo diverse to be tagged as a people. Too many ethnic groups with very different cultures. As SS people, yes we share that boundary, love for marine, fish, and few other things BUT mehn, I don't see my Akwa-Ibom brothers in the least bit concerned about Kachikwu's appointment. We are not happy and we are not sad, jealous, or whatever. We are just indifferent. Most of you really need to get of NL and social media for a while and visit places to learn more about other groups besides yours. This is why I am a strong advocate pf the NYSC program. I learnt a lot up North you know.....

Please who are you?? I LOVE YOU!!!

zik4ever:
Commercial banks inNigeria sitting on as much as one billion dollars in their vaults which they cannot use should expect no help from the Central Bank, Governor Godwin Emefiele told Business-Day at the weekend.

For some of the banks, panic has already set in, but the apex bank says the commercial banks got into the predicament by choice and they would have to dig themselves out of the pit without help.

“Nigerian banks today are awash in dollar cash they cannot bring to the Central Bank because if the banks bring it to us, what is the Central Bank going to do with cash?” the governor asked. “If we were dealing with cash in naira, the banks are allowed to bring excess naira cash to the Central Bank and when they do this, we credit their account.

“ We cannot do the same for foreign currencies. It is what we call non-earning asset in banking and it is up to the banks to manage it.

“ The banks sent out circulars to their customers at the end of last week, saying they will no longer accept foreign currency deposits in cash and this movehas t he full support of the Central Bank.

Speaking in a wide ranging interview, his first sit-down and elaborate chat with a Nigerian newspaper, the governor said, “what we have started to see is that as a result of the speculative activities, as a result of round tripping activities, people haresorted to just the business of converting their naira into dollar, into what we call currency substitution.

“ Today, there is a large volume of foreign currency sitting in the vaults of the banks and the banks cannot handle it because it useless to them.”
The apex bank governor blamed the situation on Nigerians who have abandoned their own national currency, in pursuit of the dollar and the pound sterling.

He said, “I wonder why people will not have faith in their country, why people will want to take advantage of the situation that we are in as a nation to begin to speculatively attack the currency.

“If you and I and all other Nigerians prefer to store our values in the dollar or pounds, 170 million people store up their values in dollars, pound, Yuan, the Chinese currency, there will be chaos and it means we do not have faith in our local tender, it means you will have spiraling exchange rate, it means you will not have any reserves.”

Emefiele acknowledged that the situation the banks face today arose from the liberty given to bank customers to maintain domiciliary accounts in foreign exchange but he said this has been abused massively.

“I am not so sure how the policy of domiciliary accounts came about in Nigeria”, he said. “But I do know that this was meant to target exporters. For example if you are an exporter and you wanted to receive the proceeds of your export, this was an added incentive to encourage exporters to repatriate their foreign exchange proceeds.

“So that was how the issue of domiciliary account came into being. But we have seen every and anybody go to their banks, as they open a naira
account they also open a domiciliary account.

“What is the purpose? It is for them to convert naira into dollar cash and begin to store them or to collect illicit money and they think the best way to hide it is to open domiciliary account and they go on to deposit cash into their accounts.”
http://businessdayonline.com/2015/08/banks-sit-on-over-1bn-they-cant-use/#.Vb82szNw1it

God bless you and the CBN governor for this news.

One for every single year she longed for a child.
God's time is the best.

Sometimes I laugh when peeps come here to scream 'baba go slow' because a dollar is 241naira in the PARALLEL market. They simply don't understand these things. Naira still exchanges at its official rate of 197 to a dollar. People having problems are those making transactions in the parallel (black) market. These transactions are unaccounted for and thus cannot be monitored. The CAN has done well by almost shutting the black market thereby blocking leakages and plugging loopholes. This way we can fully monitor the progress of the Naira in the forex market.

GOD BLESS NIGERIA
GOD BLESS GMB

sonofananimal1:
THAT 50K MONEY SELF TO BIG........

Lmao! Na true sef!

My guy never jam. Mummy still dey breastfeed am

kennygee:
ROTFL.

The labour market is saturated.

But if you have got more to offer than what your certificate shows, you will get better jobs.

In Between, N800k for an apartment for a job seeker?

That is the problem.

What happened to self contain apartments for N350k to N450k?

U see. That's d problem! The mum is still renting an 800k apartment for him. A job seeker! They should leave him alone to face reality. He should accept d 50k job and work his way up! That will prepare him for future responsibilities. Life is a b_itch.

The end of those monsters is near. At least they now feel threatened by the name of a service chief.

Dnarvaez:
I wish all muslims pains, agony, frustration, depression illness, grief and all the deadly incurrable diseases on planet earth.
The mention of a muslims repulses me badly.
So Greatful that our gracious God didn't let the evil terrorists succed in their plan.
One day, just one day, all muslims will perish.
Muslims, your doom is nigh.

Dude. Try as much as possible to respect other people's dignity and religion. BH are not even muslims if not they won't be bombing mosques.

I am telling you this as a Christian.

temitemi1:
Let dry season be the judge.

I personally don't think its about dry or rainy season. Nigeria has just two Hydro-electric power plants - kainji and shiroro. Every other power plant is powered by gas.

So its more about reduced pipeline vandalism hence increased gas supply to the power plants.

Hmmm....
I am always surprised when people complain of erratic power supply.

There's been a tremendous improvement in my area since May 29. I asked around and most people in Lagos said same. Even a friend in a remote town in Ogun state is of the same opinion.

If the major players of the so-called politics understand themselves, why then do we nigerians verbally attack each other and spread propagandas of hate??

We seriously need to wake up. Especially the youths.

Dude, i will only download it if its made in Nigeria. If its made in Nigeria and its better than whatsapp, i see no reason why Nigerians should not adopt it. Just like the way Americans adore Apple devices.

Elan83:
asshole! Evry id!ot wnts 2 coment! Monkey!

You are really sad. Try to see a counsellor.........or your pastor.

[quote author=IykeJ post=35614720]I know what the constitution clearly states. Ministers will surely be appointed. All i am saying is we don't have to rush into it. The foundation has to be right. IMO some parastatals need to be merged. I for one don't see what ITF(Industrial training fund) is doing. And to think that FG is still it is absurd.
So we the youths should apply wisdom in some issues and not just open our mouths and yap.

PS: am educated and i know what am saying. Lets try not to be myopic. Look at the bigger picture.

Whats with all the noise about ministerial appointments??

Why do nigerians feel the ministries are not properly handled by the perm. secs?

All we are clamouring for is for political appointees and figureheads like diezani, oduah and co to come and siphon government funds.

PMB is 'watering the lands' for the ministers to come in. Lets give it time
.GOD BLESS NIGERIA
GOD BLESS THE PRESIDENT

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