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Lol. Nairalanders are brutal mehn! Op got served her own azz on a platter.

fuckboys:
ahh baba i hail thee,, I'm sorry you can't signup for a servicer anymore, you'll have to become an executive cos I'm an executive too. We can't afford mistakes of killing our clients, your job from now is to teach our newly recruited servicers

hahahaha! Boss na joke I dey o. Na department of Public Services I graduate from for FuckBoy University, Nigeria.

Abeg no let my certificate waste na

queencalipso:
And you had to mention me in your silly thread

It has gotten to the level of trolls mentioning me? For your information, I don't give attention to such silly threads. Good day mr troll.

this one seems promising. I like her fire.

fuckboys:
go and signup and we might assign one to you hungry wolf

just one? One babe no go satisfy me o. She'd be wasted before I even begin. I can manage two.

Sign up where?

Just hope you don't have a dunderhead for a bf or gf. Some people are too lazy to engage in any activity that involves using the brain.

Present! How _cum I didn't see this thread since?

Tiwa has the better pair of boobs. I give a _fuck about the dress.

Twaci:
Who will grab mine like that now?

but you don't have na

That's probably the reason for the breakup. Dude discovered the girl he thought was his was riding multiple dicks and is about to marry one.

She's ugly, but it's not like the others are much better looking. Finland must be full of ugly girls if these are BEAUTY pageant finalists.

I don't like ladies that get wasted like that at parties. It's either she's senseless or she's looking for who she would rope in a rape allegation.

I'd leave her there. When she wakes up, she leaves my house. I like to take a lady all wet, eager and pleading to let her have it hard, not unconscious.

Why do people keep saying Messi is talented and Ronaldo isn't? Why do they imply that Ronaldo is talentless but works hard, while Messi is just talented and lazy?

If Messi has won the ballon d'or 5 times without working hard, then he is by far the best that football has ever seen.

I'd rather be the guy that doesn't need any effort to be the best.

0Dynamic0:
Where's the picture recreation? They just took a set of pictures together... That's not recreation.

I tire o. Dem go dey use words anyhow

Especially women. You sleep with other ladies' bfs/husbands and cry all-men-are-cheats when you discover another lady sleeps with yours.

nurey:
One day bush meat go catch hunter oooo
One day bush meat go catch hunter
Catch hunter X3
Ebami ki gbe ere
Ere X4
Ere kere oooo.

Fela
Dangerous play, ere egele oooo.

A crocodiles bite is one of the deadliest bite in the world in fact I am afraid of crocodiles to the extent that when I see stagnant water body in villages my first question is hope crocodiles aren't dueling near it.

It's an alligator not a croc.

All these lil spoilt girls that have been bleeped by nearly every guy in their neighbourhood. Always advertising themselves to attract new dick.

Mikylopez:
most guys need a wife.... d rate at which guys walk around looking pale is really alarming

better pale than dead by nagging

mercichoco:
Shebi you have tasted all the girls in Nigeria?

Mumu thread!

you have nice boobs.

Nonsense. Women have it rosy in Nigeria.

Admin401:
says the guy trying to force his opinion on that poor girl because her and her finance are using other means to calm their sexual urge and are doing it with each others consent.

you can stick your limited opinion where the sun don't shine.

hahahaha... Are you feeling victimized on her behalf? I was only being realistic. I wonder why you are pained.

Didn't say you shouldn't express yourself. On the contrary, I asked you to hold on to it, never let go of the joy of your discovery of my pseudo-intellect.

The fact that I'm uninterested in what you think of me, doesn't mean you are wrong... or right. It just means your opinion doesn't matter outside the small mental cocoon in which you are the defender of the downtrodden of the universe.

Admin401:
i suppose you have a sample size for this generalization right? and not just pulling data out your ass.
"life doesn't work that way" lol, what a statement from a finite being, life has been around since before you where born and after you die
but for some reason you just happen to know exactly how life works. you must be some kind of unheard of genius.
like i said before, Pseudo ......

I need to have a sample size to prove that SOME women have unrealistic expectations? Smh. You must think I live on an exclusively male planet somewhere outside the solar system.

Anyway, hold on to whatever opinion makes you cúm. It's not that valuable to me.

Admin401:
comparing an adult with a child. lol
Pseudo-intellectual post right there.

the direct comparison is between sexual urge and hunger for food. They are basic human needs. What's more, there's a child in every adult.

I wonder why you people, especially ladies, hate being realistic about life's issues. There are some who expect their men to love them unconditionally, and others expect their men to change from flesh to stone when outside and back to flesh when they return. Life doesn't work that way.

If a person is used to having indiscriminate sex, it takes more than just words to become a changed person. The earlier you ladies ditch your overly romanticized views of life, the better.

frubben:

lolz. It takes two boobs to have a cleavage though. Cleavage is the space between the boobs.

Hahahahaha

They are both crazy.

In his shoes, I wouldn't make that childish move. Sending the number back shows he's frustrated and really had plans for her just as she suspected.

If I want to hurt her, I'd act like it's no big deal and turn on my bad boy charm. When she falls, then I'd deal with her so badly she wouldn't know to spell thanks or any other word for a long time. I'd also let her know why. If I must give a punch, it has to be a knockout punch.

If I don't want to hurt her, I'd just bid her good day, and she ceases to exist as far as I'm concerned. Babes too full this world to dey para over one shy pussy.

AngelicDamsel:
Do I care, how do I know if he'll cheat or not even if we have sex while dating?
Without marriage, the relationship is partially unofficial...........

keep pretending you don't care. I only asked cos of the way you implied with all conviction that your "former player" bf has changed and is managing his urges by masturbating.

Most of the time, all these sex strike formalities turn out counterproductive when you guys aren't even virgins in the first place. It's more difficult for a child to reject food from strangers when he's starving, and especially when he knows how sweet food can be.

Lolz

See question

AngelicDamsel:
Masturbation kills hahahahaahaha, I just masturbated this morning and I feel good. My man and I decided to wait until at least our upcoming traditional wedding b4 sex, so brother how will we manage our sexual urges if not masturbation? The sexual tension rises anytime we kiss but considering his former reputation as a player(of which he is a changed person and I admire him for that), I can't risk sex now. If he is desperate to f**k me and I am desperate to f**k him too, then let us f**k ourselves for the rest of our lives PERIOD!........ I masturbate, He masturbates, Many of you do, have done it b4 or will....
Many will deny publicly but they do it (boys and even we girls), this is a faceless forum though...........
I love nairalanders, U guys rock! but when it becomes ur habit?
#JESUSsaves

how do you know he isn't fucking fresh wet pussy somewhere while you masturbate?

iPhone 7 just to deflower you? Who told you that your virginity is that expensive? You should have made up a better tale.