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Is that why I've had just 5mins electricity in the past 48hrs? I just hate this government and everyone in it!

gamaliel121:
But why? Your breast don sag?

hahahahahhaha

Fabulousb36:
Following 2017 by faith But my papa say I must do masters first *sad face*

hmmm... Fine babe

Ha! Nice thread. Mesef ayam looking for a wifey.

She's just light-skinned, not beautiful.

Laple0541:
Nigerian youth are damn too docile, half of what we encounter here has not happened elsewhere when everything were scattered! It's high time we took a revolutionary action.

who would start it? The moment soldiers storm the place... Who would remain? Are you willing to die for data?

Nigerians love life too much to risk it.

project50:
Don't worry soon buhari will die

Looking back at GEJ's rise to power, I don't know if I want that rat-faced vice president Osinbajo to become president. He looks and acts like a houseboy.

Ishilove:
Lmaaaaaaooooo!!!
This could be us...but Hunger is Bad.

hahaha! Nice pun.

Moboj:
and what are tongue twister's in a literary term?
Still pun
Just like Peter Piper

dude, that's not pun. Not every play on words is a pun. Look at an example of a simple pun most Nairalanders would understand:

Test some mods 44 times, they would always fail to Mynd their own business.

This example doesn't even have any sound repeated as in the alliteration or assonance common in tongue twisters, but anyone who looks closely would see that you are referring to a particular mod. That's the double meaning that is a strong feature every pun.

God... If you truly exist, please save Nigerians from the hands of Buhari and his cohorts. I know we deserve it, but please, do something abeg. The suffering of 180 million confused souls should matter to you.

Yeah I agree, they exist to excite and entertain malefolk. Life would have been boring otherwise.

Heaven knows I'm entertained each time I open my IG app.

One finger cannot cover my plantain.

orunto27:
Nigeria is taking a lead in something for the first time. This 21st century Reccession is without doubt the Product of IT. IT has already replaced human labour and skill by more than 60%. It's a matter of a short while before the remaining 40% is completely overtaken. May be Britain and the US have known this, but by their CAPITALIST SYSTEM would allow it to thrive to maintain their essential economic dominance. NCC is presently talking about mtn, etisalat, airtel, mtel etc, Our FG should decree at least 20% Sales Tax on all Samsung, Nokia, Toshiba, Microsoft, Sony etc electronic products manufactured and/or sold in Nigeria. Remaining Zurkerberg, Intalgram, Twitter etc, don't worry. Very soon our IT CAT will catch up with them. We want our CAT(cost added tax) to replace PIT(personal income tax) since IT is very bold to replace human labour. Let Buhari raise money from IT instead of begging to borrow or relying on oil money. Afterall, Market women, Barbers, Professors etc, all use smart cell phones and all shall be proud tax payers to Nigerian economy. The Government would never again dare to loot or waste a kobo of this tax payer's money.. From--afgg.

are you just pretending to be this stupid? How is IT replacing human labour? Isn't it still humans who do the work, or do we use robots in Nigeria?

E be like say you dull pass Buhari sef.

Daewoods:
For everyone of you, that can't stop and think for once,, asking questions and questioning the validity of the beliefs you were born into,, know you're a disgrace to whatever god you serve and see as your creator,, because he created you with a brain but you decided not to use it! And I'm ashamed on your behalf too!

please keep quiet and stop exposing your ignorance. What is written here in this thread is rigidly based on the interpretation of the Sumerian texts by a writer named Zecharia Sitchin. He altered alot of stuff in the Sumerian texts to suit his own theories.

Those same theories are what your Billyonaire is pretending is his. He wasn't even honest enough to admit it that better minds came to that conclusion before him and that he simply read their theories and adopted them. He would rather insult anyone who implies as much.

You condemn people who believe in 2000 year old religious books, but you are applauding theories based on texts far older. Don't you know that the Sumerian texts were religious texts too?

Your problem is that you are too ignorant to realize that your kind is seriously contributing to the ignorance plaguing Africa. You are no different from the churchgoers who virtually worship their pastors because they think he knows an aged book more than they do.

You don't hate Africa, what you really hate is your own ignorance which you think you inherited. Learn to scrutinize info before swallowing it and bashing people who dare to question it.

Moboj:
pun play upon word's so that actually a pun

that's not pun. Pun isn't simply a play on words. It's a play on words in a way that suggests two or more correct meanings.

The example above is just a tongue twister. A tongue twister is also a play on words.

Alliteration and assonance. No pun there.

What do you want us to do? You haven't gotten over him.

Shey nairalanders na psychiatrists?

Towncrier007:
hmmm u think your partner can be 100% trusted?

yes!

Sandra23:
Recently , guys don't even impress so what's the use of you trying?
After being submissive, they'll still cheat. It's pointless.

forget that thing. Girls are the masters of the cheating game. They rarely get caught.

wilsonreuben:
What are you babbling about?

What is it you want to Say?

What actually are you trying to Say?

as one of the average minds I mentioned, don't bother trying to understand. It's above your upper intellectual limit.

If any of them die this year, the police should know who to arrest first.

subnormal:
Page 16 and you have not told us in details, how the pyramids were constructed.

forget it, he doesn't know. He is simply retelling the theories of others and passing them off as his, but he doesn't expect anyone to notice that he didn't explain HOW they were built.

It's the fastest way to impress average minds.

Bamboozle them with so much unconnected detail and sound very confident. If people cannot grasp something that seems very easy to you, they naturally conclude you are super-smart.

bibe:
Click on the email again, you'll notice a space after the last letter (like literally). Delete the space and then submit again.

wow... It worked, thanks. I'm the hundredth person to sign.

bibe:
Click on the email again, you'll notice a space after the last letter (like literally). Delete the space and then submit again.

ok, let me try.

They should release sex videos too.

Photoshop

What is 'Canou'?