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Edo and ugliness

Hopium:
Lol. Rack brain to know what the constitution says about popular vote and voters' spread. In this particular case, how is this different from using Google Search engine? What intellectual problem did you see ChatGPT (not chatgtp) solve in that screenshot?

Go on, then.

Hopium:
From ChatGPT. Someone confirm if this is correct.

It is actually correct. But why do you guys always like to use chatgtp to solve even the simplest question? I mean, if we keep going on like this, it will affect our intellectualism. At least, let's rack our brain sometimes.

Ogor. It is called ogor! If not until recently that I have grown long hair to cover my head shape, my parents, siblings, friends everyone have been calling me 'ogor mi ogor' because I have a potruded back head. The funny part of it all is that my friends always slap this back of my head. It is one of the things that reduced my self-esteem but thank God now, hairs have covered it.

Wow. This is great. The ewedu and amala people are now championing obi's campaign. The dirty yoruba Muslims are suddenly now a good people. Good to know.

She bleeps her way to get to that position. It is not easy.

🏥👿😳😖

God bless the sourcerer for blessing our eyes with interesting history-pictures.

More tears for obedients.

It doesn't even make sense.

They are all irrelevant

There's this girl my brother usually f**k but it seems my brother was tired of her, so she passed her to me. She had been romancing me for a long time but I don't usually give her attention. So one day, she came to our house, my brother wasn't around, she met only me, she sat down staring at me for few minutes, later she undressed herself, walked close to where I was sitting pressing phone. Lol. You need to see the erection.


After some meaningless chat(you know guys can't think straight when it's sex time) with her, I removed my shirt, started sucking her tits. After some minutes, she asked for my dick. I pulled it out, asked her to lay on the couch. I wanted to do missionry(one of the style I learnt on porn sites) but I couldn't find the pu**y hole.


when she noticed that I was struggling looking for the hole, she said 'emuu wa, eje ki n help yin' (that's effing funny to me but I kept a straight face) she asked me draw my d**k closer, she grabbed it and inserted it in her hole(WTF) I was so surprised. I did 2 thrusting, noticed that the miss****ry style was not comfortable, so I asked her to stand up and turn around (her back facing me). I wanted to try do**y (wtf man) but still I couldn't find the pussy hole again.


When she noticed that I was not thrusting, she gave up, lay down on the couch and ask me to start thrusting, this time I did like 5 thrusting when i remembered that people do get infected when they engage in unprotected s*x. I stood up, I said I was no longer interested in f**cking.


I said I will only continue the s*x, if she can get a condom. I was scared of unwanted pregnancy too, but she said 'e se nnkan ti e fe se, mo n lole' . I said I won't, she said I shouldn't worry that she has an anti-pregnancy drug at home but I said 'No'


Lol, she called my brother with my phone, asked him where he kept his c*nd*m that 'WE' want to use it.

Kingozymandias:
This is small I once witnessed something during my nysc ..

I was heading to Lagos from Katsina then at one point we stopped for women to pee in bushes near by and I and two other make corpwrs decided to come done and rush one stick of Benson and hedges quickly while is dragging and reminiscing on TemiTope's fine botty I would devour when I get to Lagos ... My guy David tapped my shoulder that he wants to pee by a near tree he turned asking me if I have signal on my phone while walking forward and he didn't see a pile of big human shìt on the floor suddenly he slipped and landed face down inside and huge pile of like three or 4 people's shīt ... Probably different travelers who pooped there as I reached forward to help him and saw his face deep inside a huge pile of shīt of different colours with some in side his mouth his nose his beard his eye I I froze ... Cigar feel from my lips...

Omo conductor and some of us helped him up the guy had eaten shit well ...
My soul just lef tmy body sha...
He couldn't scream loud because as he opwnwd his mouth more shït went down his throat

Omo he started vomitting uncontrollably like heavy vomitting and some women in thw his staryed vomitting too Omo I quickly lot another Benson so I don't vomit room the driver and conduct came over an reach begged me for a stick too because the sight was too horrifying ...

Water u stool shīt hard shīt , shīt with maggots the guy hasmd swallow all types.

We diverted the bus into a near by in okene looking for hospital o..

That event still gives me nightnares sha

lol. This story is, indeed, crazier than OP's story. It's too funny .

Serious thing. In all their doings, they shouldn't touch my last little hope o

Ginaz:
I've forgotten the one i gave her but i could recommend a very effective one for you and it's cheaper too. stops underarm sweating 100%, eradicate odour , keeps you fresher 24hrs. I've bought ones of 3k, 2k but this one is surprisingly more effective than the rest.

"passion classic antiperspirant "

bath with organic soap. i use avila intense lightening soap(100% organic)

use skin friendly body creams. bath and brush twice a day. i hope these helps.

Thanks .

Ginaz:
A teen in my compound has a problem with body odor. several times she come to my house left the air smelling so stale and rotten, i noticed her younger sister had same issue too.

i couldn't take it anymore, it was so bad and i was afraid she might be mocked in the future if nothing is done to combat it.

i asked her if she ever heard about roll-on or antiperspirant, she replied NO! and this is someone using an iphone and changes clothing periodically.

i gave her my antiperspirant and taught her the need to use it daily as most of the odor comes from her armpit. i told her point blank she doesn't smell nice, her face changed somehow as if i insulted her and she left.

i saw her today and she walked passed me while i was trying to talk to her.

did i do wrong ? children of these days.

please, tell me the name of the perspirant, I would like to use it too. I really don't know much about personal hygiene, I think this is an opportunity.

In every award show, there will, I believe, always be some unfairness or error but still, this year's edition has been the best so far. I agree with your suggestion and I am sure they're working on it too. In all, they've been improving, that's obvious. Hopefully, next year's edition will be bigger .

Her pussy muscle could break someone's dick

She's a a yoruba, that's a fact. But let's stop applauding this petty unnecessary things in Nigeria.

Please let's celebrate our own, not only other's.

God bless Ayo Animashaun. Like someone said up there, Mr. Ayo is a forward-thinker.

angelfallz:
China was a nobody 30 years ago. Now, look at them. Funny enough, China is not a democracy. Countries need to find the best system of government that suits them and stop listening to the west's mantra that democracy is the best form of government.

if the leaders are not corrupted already, I think Communism will work. In the case of Nigeria, it will never work, even Capitalism/Democracy is not successful here.

Atiku will have no choice than to bow to Wike's demands

Wow. That's great. To me, this is just another reminder that anyone can achieve whatever it is they wished to. Sizes, heights or race doesn't matter

VoteTinubu2023:
PDP will win Rivers but APC will not be far behind.

PDP 55% APC 40% Others 5%.


Vote Tinubu 2023. Vote APC.

i love the fact that you're been honest even though you support Tinubu

KingOfTheDamned:
Lol

Yoruba people... I slapped one of you here in Bini yesterday and the imp.ran crying... See Tinubu will never rule this nation take it or leave it

Your tribe will never ever enter Aso rock again. HE Gov Obaseki doesn't support failures go and check history whoever the Bini people support will be victorious.

We are very Obidient take it or leave it

Lol. You must either be a teenager or a grown foolish man. You didn't talk like regular human.

F

PrinceOfLagos:
Atleast you know I am not APC member like you, I just disliked everything about Tinubu

I wanted Amaechi or Osibanjo to win but unfortunately, Tinubu got the money to buy off the delegates and aspirants ..

oga commot body, no put body. Shame no dey catch you. You must be a stupid man in real life

sinkhole:
Indecision has been the working principle of Buhari from the day one!
I wonder how the guy functioned as a military officer where decision taking is of paramount importance

someone said, The buhari regime was controlled by Tunde idiagbon, he makes most of the decision. He created WAI

Usain bolt