Septagon:
Make him just die at once na

Buhahahahaha 🤣

MrCork:
M.O.D....FRONT PAGE...URGENT!!!

.......and in return for N23milion naira in cash. This will be paid bacccto u in 3 month with intarest. This is urgently needed for my babe. I promise to give her N20million naira to start a luxirios hair saloon business asap on a yatcht
PLEASE TREAT HAS URGENT...YOU WILL BE HEAVILY REWARDED!!!!!

Is this playing?

eepeepook:
Should I proceed?

You can't use the word proceed when going back to an ex.
"Should I go backwards" will be the right sentence

Nature129:


So, how do Nigerians who work as admin staff get such jobs?
Do you work there or know someone who works there? How did you/they get the job?

1. You go need to sabi person wey sabi person wey still come sabi persons for organisations wey dey give the job.
2. You fit bribe or sleep your way into the jobs or
3. You fit enter by merit or
4. Baba God fit run am for you.

But you see that number 1, e dey very key even number 2,3, 4 dey happen through number 1 most times but e no mean say dem no fit happen independently.

ForumNL:
Lecturer leak questions
Students sleep with lecturers
Students pay lecturers

And after 6 yrs lives will be entrusted in their hands
No school is free of this
No school - be it North or South

Not peculiar to medical school, na so e be for all institutions.

Melagros:
COMRADES, Tinibulation is at work

My brain at the 1st glance saw TRIBULATION because that is what it has been experiencing in Naija lately.

aribisala0:
Definitely Christianity is based on fiction but Islam is based on evil
An ideology to Arabize everyone by a hero Muhammad who was a pedophile and sexual pervert

I sorry for black Africa

Lol
Mad o

He his using ice.

Meth users lose ability to sleep and gain energy to work while awake.

Meth users lose appetite for food and gain insatiable desire for fizzy and energy drinks

They can go on for more than a week without both.

Sleep and food are life essentials, if they are missing it will tell on your looks that something is wrong.

EmekaStanley:
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If you have not thought about it, then you need to, especially as it concerns employer-employee relationship.

Most employers don't actually care about what you have achieved for/with them in the past.
ES

This point can never be overemphasised, and if you don't know this, mehn you are on a lonnnnnnng thing.
When shove comes to push you will be shocked as this Victor is now.
Everybody regardless of your impact to any organisation you are hired into its what it is, you are dispensable.

Why I go dey chase who I wan help?

AwokenVawulence:
So I live in a flat apartment. One of my neighbour is a family of 9 the grandma , the parents and 6 children ( one is yet to be born).
I usually talk with them , we have a good relationship. They are currently struggling due to the economy right now so things are hard . I have a pet cat and I try to feed it everyday at least twice.

Modified: I asked her what about other people that feed dogs, she said that dogs protect property that cats are useless and don't do anything.chai

Don't let them come into your house again because of the safety of your cat and your remaining eggs

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Your 1st line was it for me-

"Plan your life according to the realities of Nigeria today"

If it's not overly compulsory I will never ply these roads again, I have advised my loved ones to adopt the same.

I no go one cousin wedding because of this ish, I package my supposed TP send am the transfer.

Na cluelessness.

Yes they do, 150k is small na, even 200k-500k and more dey but

1. E fit be say na your salary as the owner of the business sha or
2. You sabi person wey sabi person wey still come sabi persons for organisations wey dey give the job or
3. You fit bribe or sleep your way into the jobs or
4. When God/The Universe/Supreme being say na your time.

Salary is not designed for your freedom but your bondage.

Forget the appearance, your colleagues at work are not your friends.

Disregard the notion, your office is not a family.

Bosses are not interested in you progress, they are interested only in their business.

Like OP posted, It is all a scam

Tokskob2008:
Life happened to Mr Biggs..

No one stays champion forever

No one!

Yorubastardz:
Could it be that the juju affect people with weed, making them dizzy so that police will notice their strange behavior and search them🤔🤔

This is not a jazz/JuJu issue.

It's just your mind playing game with you.

Overtime you have conditioned it to believe their is trouble on that route and you are now taking it through that same route. What do you expect? Fear & anxiety will definitely kick in.

Plus the fact that your system is currently full with high levels of THC which cause increased anxiety in users, you definitely will loose your sanity in that moment

You could notice that you felt better when you left the check point, that was because the object of fear and anxiety was out of the way.

I am 42 + years old

I have had my struggles

Graduated at 24.

Got an average 4yrs contract job at 31

Started a very small scale business at 34.

Married at 38.

Got my 1st good job at 40.

Had my 1st and only child at same age.

Started another medium scale business at 42

Started my Google Data Analytics course at 42.

This is late according to men but they don't know the 360 degree of my journey- my story.

Our lives are different, some have easy, some hard, others very hard. Reason why some say Life is not fair.

Delays are sometimes because of external factors around our lives, some as a result of our own poor decisions, others are just out of our control.

I am not certain of what tomorrow holds but I won't give up as long as there is life in this body.

We don't give up here.

Don't give up!

gard9ner:

You useless lost soul, you shall die painfully and be cast into the pit of hell unless you repent and give your worthless life to Jesus Christ, so you’ll have a little worth. Don’t think running ur mouth will save u from the judgment to come

Who be this one?
Oh I get, you are using two accounts -@righteousness2 and @gard9ner and couldn't remember the actual handle you posted on because you have been jumping from one to another due to your joblessness and crave for attention.

Anyway, after reading what you spewed up there, I realized anyone that takes anything from you with a pinch of seriousness either doesn't know you or has mental problems.

helinues:


People have actually died untimely due to excessive consumption of alcohol. There are some hangover that if care is not taken, one can vomit is intestine, you would feel like vomiting but not even water or saliva would come out, that's where suffocation comes in.

Drinking responsibility na for one's goodness

Buhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhajajajaja

I don laugh die

nifemi25:
Honestly I thought of wiping my phone off this morning...... Imagine having almost 150 contacts on phone and no one among them can send you just 2k when in need of it... What's the advantages of having many contact on phone whereby none can assist you when in need.....

I actually understand how you feel but I need to ask you a question
if the roles were reversed hope you will also be able to provide 2k for any of these 150 contacts if they need assistance.

Self entitlement is when you are trying to blame people for what you can't provide for yourself, if it was that easy you should also be able to get it yourself.

Problems and challenges dey everywhere, no be only your house e dey.

Christianoir:
His actions are justified tho, we can’t be friend and I told you I’m going for surgery you didn’t even care to call or text or visit to know how I’m fairing or if I’m dead. To hell with that friendship I don’t need it Abeg

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Though we fully don't know the state of these friends during this period, we ought to realize everybody is passing through a lot lately,
....but the earlier you know you are on your own in this crazy world the better it will be for you and your peace.

Since I learnt to not have expectations from anyone, I have stopped being disappointed afterwards.

I carry the cross.

Righteousness2:


You can deceive yourself now you are alive anyway and anyhow you desire.

But When you close your eyes in Death Without JESUS CHRIST your bodi go tell you reality.

You will Cry, Beg, repent, Believe and Surrender to JESUS CHRIST but it will be of no use as it is too late.

Using the threat of Death, you will Cry and Beg to make people change is not the gospel, by the way with the state of thing all over the world especially in naija, people are already dead, crying and begging, so it won't even work

The gospel is called the good news, what you have share up there is bad news, the most it can do is get you temporary fearful conversion. It is only genuine conversion last.

obinna58:

Why are people not dying from hiv

See question.
Ode

obinna58:

Hiv is a hoax just like COVID-19 which vanished on tin air

Ehehehe
Werey... Dey play

ChildOfDoom:
Currently chilling at a brothel. My only source of joy after a stressful day. The only place introverts like me (fighting one addiction with another), take solace.

Just chilling at one corner as I gulp a bottle of Goldberg into my alimentary canal, together with roast meat (Suya).

As I enjoy the delicacy, I watch all Calibre of people who patronise the place, have a nice time.

Deep down I know most of us are infected with the 'deadly virus' or will soon be. But all that matters is the present. One step at a time. I have treated Chlamydia and other infections prior to now (azithromycin and doxycycline to the rescue). When 'the time comes', I will do well to take the pills needed.

I can no longer worry of my insomnia. I stay back, charge my phone and have fun till 12am. I reconciled with my hausa girlfriend who usually kept me company. She initially took offence when I was patronising others and not considering her.

The only worry here is, at times, fight erupts here and the police do sweep in to fish the culprits. But the merits outweighs the demerits

Meanwhile guys, I am currently on 48 days without bet

You are still a f**king looser.
You need to fix your life up!!!

With her negative test result,these are the scenarios:

1. Proper HIV test done. Her result is negative, it means she is HIV-. You CAN'T pick it from her.
2. Proper HIV test done. Her result is negative, it means she is HIV- but if she has exchange blood or body fluids after the test result. She might currently be positive. You MAY pick it from her
3. Proper HIV test done. Her result is negative, she might be + if the test was done before her viral load can be detected by the test. You MAY pick it from her
4. Poor HIV test done. Her result may be false negative, she can be either of both. You MAY pick it from her.
5. Let's assume the case is either 2 or 3 or 4 above and she is positive, you MAY still not pick it from her. The chances of transmission is low even with and infected person especially for the man.

Your only assured confirmation is a lab test.
Be safe bro, meanwhile flee fornication.

In April 2024, the EFCC's chair, Olanipekun Olukoyede, wrote, "As it is now, we are investigating over 50 bank accounts that we have traced money into. The approximate average amount in each of Edu's bank accounts that the EFCC traced and seized seems to have been about ₦600 million, for a total, across her 50 or more accounts, of some ₦30 billion"

She was appointed Minister on 21 August 2023 and was suspended 8 January 2024. Meaning She run this Kain mad package within 4 months.

If them allow am for 4 years full term nko?

yachal:


Please what's the meaning of AKIKA?

A Yoruba slang that could be interpreted as "See big lie"

Xxxylxxxx:

The main reason why I converted to Islam last year. I never regret it. In fact they told me that it's not necessary to change my name because it has beautiful meaning in the Quran. Nobody will force you to pay any money. Nobody will ask you to raise up your hands if you have certain amount of money. No humiliation. Right now I just got 5 persons around me to convert to Islam and they all love it. I'm taking 3 with me, the next jummat to convert them too. Alhamdulillah!

Alhamdulillah!