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Fashion / Re: Woman's Before And After Makeup Transformation Will Leave You Speechless by balaclava: 12:41pm On Nov 16, 2020
Ah! #mouth wide open #

Mafo!
Romance / Re: What Is One Bad Habit You Know You Have But Unable To Stop by balaclava: 12:39pm On Nov 16, 2020
Smoking igbo dt year.
Education / Re: How To Make Your Woman Want To Have Sex With You by balaclava: 12:20pm On Nov 16, 2020
1. Make money
2. Make a lot of money
3. Repeat 1 and 2 above

That's the end.

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Education / Re: “wahala For Student Wey No Get Business O” – Nigerian Student Proudly Shows Off by balaclava: 4:49pm On Nov 08, 2020
A lot of students no get person wey fit give us the kain money wey go fit run this kain package.

I'm not saying the money was given to him but most students don't have a source of money for this kinda set up.

To get table and canopy sef na big wahala.

Thank God if you have someone helping you get ahead but remember you are not better than others, if they had similar assistance they might even break records.
Education / Re: Doctor Or Lawyer Which Profession Has More Intelligent People by balaclava: 4:16am On Oct 08, 2020
Ortintin:

When we were in skul every department often defends their courses to be the hardest, despite I studied mathematics, we all knew passing medicine or being this faculty shows you are atleast brilliant.

To the quote I have a IQ score of 121, what is yours?

Making this about competition further shows you are not intelligent
Education / Re: Doctor Or Lawyer Which Profession Has More Intelligent People by balaclava: 6:56am On Oct 07, 2020
Putting lawyers and doctors as a mark of intelligence show you are not intelligent.

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Romance / Re: The Snake We Caught With Wire In Our Farm. by balaclava: 3:09pm On Sep 19, 2020
Thats a Gaboon Viper.

Celebrities / Re: Pic: See This Marriage In Abidjan and tell me what you think by balaclava: 6:21pm On Sep 02, 2020
This already half dead man want to be completely dead. Lol

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Romance / Re: Maroon 5 Has Lost His Mind! See What He Was Caught Doing (photos)) by balaclava: 6:18pm On Sep 02, 2020
Who else thought it was something serious then got here and was surprised to see it was ordinary weed.
Ogbeni, park well. Next!!!

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Romance / Re: Beautiful Homeless Lady Roaming The Street Of Abuja by balaclava: 2:13pm On Jun 24, 2020
Na 3310 Nokia camera you use?

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Education / Re: 15 Brutal Truths People Do Not Want To Hear by balaclava: 2:55am On Jun 09, 2020
Omo...
You get time o
Romance / Re: Lady Uses Chicken Leg As Waist Bead by balaclava: 2:50am On Jun 09, 2020
Correct Anti Rape Procedure.

Just put same in the front as well.

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Romance / Re: Woman Reveals How Her Husband Rough Handles Her During Sex,beats Her Until He Ej by balaclava: 3:10pm On May 22, 2020
grin
Lolzz

I can't laff abeg

That 7th paragraph na die.

Buhahahahaha
Education / Re: Twelve Kind Of Men That Might Not Be Successful If They Don't Work On Their Life by balaclava: 12:02pm On May 18, 2020
What, my son? and what, the son of my womb? and what, the son of my vows?

Give not thy strength unto women, nor thy ways to that which destroyeth kings.

Proverbs 31.2-3

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Politics / Re: Poor Nigerians Are Very Wicked And Heartless Than Politicians by balaclava: 5:08am On Apr 06, 2020
The rich are getting richer
The poor are getting GREEDY
Politics / Re: Reps Member Finally Locates The Fish Seller In A Viral Coronavirus Video by balaclava: 5:02am On Apr 06, 2020
kollinz1234:
I don't even understand this news; is it that because she said the virus if for the rich so the reps member went to transfer the virus to her to prove a point or what?

Mad ooh grin
Celebrities / Re: Adesua And Simi Married At 30,yemi Alade Needs To Stop Doing This by balaclava: 8:31am On Feb 24, 2020
I don't know why we impose our priority, standard and belief on others. Can't they have theirs in peace.

You want to marry early? fine, there are others who want to do other things early but leave marriage for later. How is dt a problem.

You want to marry? cool, there are others who don't want to marry at all, let them express their liberty.

You want children immediately after marriage? good, there are others who want it when they are ready, let them be.

You want children 2 years after marriage? It's okay, there are others who don't want children at all, why should u have a problem with that?

Let everybody learn to do what suits them. In as much as they are not crossing ur boundary or breaking the law kindly mind ur effing bizness.

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Romance / Re: Fashion?? Two Ladies Rock ¢ondoms Outfit, People Can You See This?? . PHOTOS by balaclava: 4:06pm On Feb 23, 2020
That mic is intentional.
Subtle message, that mic represents a D.
Romance / Re: FOODS OLOSHOS Eat...how To Know You Gf Is An Olosho.. by balaclava: 10:05pm On Jan 10, 2020
Dont be broke dude.

All this na normals for some people.

Romance / Re: Help, See What My Ex Sent To Me This Morning by balaclava: 2:19pm On Jan 01, 2020
Daud, and u think u r okay?

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Romance / Re: My Attempted Rape Experience And Why I Think All Rapists Are Mentally Sick by balaclava: 2:06pm On Jan 01, 2020
Rape ke?
Abeg me too respect myself than to be struggling with woman for toto.

That's why guyz are advised to do a lot of babes
If any one is forming, next her immediately- On to the next one.
Rape na sign of insufficiency.
Shawtys wey wan do plenty na, yapa for street.

E no go better for rape.
Politics / Re: Ben Ayade And Ivara Esu, His Deputy: Nobody Knows Tomorrow by balaclava: 7:21am On Dec 29, 2019
I know tomorrow and it is-

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Crime / Re: My Apartment Was Robbed In A Very Mysterious Way! by balaclava: 8:24pm On Dec 26, 2019
1. Someone has a spare key before you came- Change ur locks.
2. Someone has a master key, upgrade to more than one locking systems.
3. Someone knows how to pick locks, Upgrade into alarms.
4. Someone has a new appearing & disappearing jazz (nollywood style) - use "come and don't go" jazz.

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Romance / Re: Which Of These Will Make A Lady Lose Interest In A Man Fast? by balaclava: 8:14pm On Dec 26, 2019
1.Lack of money
2. Moneylessness
3. Broke assness

It's all about the money baby.

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Politics / Re: The Inconsistency Of Allah In The Quran by balaclava: 8:11pm On Dec 26, 2019
All Religions na scam.
God has no religion, religions are man made.
God is One and can't be divided by Religion.
God is Love but religion hates other religions.
God is powerful, He does not need religion to defend Him.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Do Nigerian Youths Survive Without Having Jobs by balaclava: 8:02pm On Dec 26, 2019
Some create one no matter how small, then grow it from seed to Sequoia.
#Entrepreneurs #GetRichOrDieTrying. #Legit

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Celebrities / Re: Bruce Lee’s Daughter Sues Restaurant Chain For Using Lee's Picture by balaclava: 7:54pm On Dec 26, 2019
She should come to Naija:

You see Beyonce on bread leaflet.
Ludacris on barbers poster.
Akon on Barbers signboard.
Rihanna on Lady's salon Signposts.
Jay Z on pure water advert. A whole Jayz o.

Let's not talk of P. Diddy, Usher, Eminem, Ice cube, Snoop dog, Cardi B, Nicki Minaj used for various adverts here.

U go sue tire.
Religion / Re: There Was Electrical Sparks When My Body Touches My Bedsheet by balaclava: 9:30am On Dec 22, 2019
Don't sleep on that bed again.
They r working from your village.

Imagine what will happen if they increase the voltage... Which they will do later, they r currently running the test.

Na die.

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Politics / Re: Kema Chikwe And Husband, Albert Chikwe Celebrate 50th Wedding Anniversary by balaclava: 8:23am On Dec 08, 2019
Obasanjo been dey chop dz woman dt year
Romance / Re: When A Lady Begs A Man To Have Sex With Her (Photos) by balaclava: 4:43am On Nov 29, 2019
With the way lady finally carried the guy into the bedroom and the way the guy was smiling, they will end up knacking.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Abeg, Advise Me Oooh, I Just Finished My NYSC Oooo by balaclava: 9:41pm On Oct 09, 2019
Ladylite:


I believe you had a dream or vision for your life.... Oya it's time to hustle and fulfill it. Run from woman ooo else your BP may become your GP

Run from woman say wetin happen? What if na woman go help am?

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Education / Re: Pastor Renounces Christianity As He Realized Its Greek Mythology by balaclava: 6:08pm On Jul 21, 2019
God has no religion.

Christianity, islam, Hinduism, Buddhism etc are men created .

God is not divided, he doesn't belong to any of this but loves all men.

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