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Education / Re: "Words Or Names" If Spelling Is Reverse Stil Gives Same Meaning & Spelling by balaclava: 6:11am On Jan 22, 2018
sassyboochic:

Lawal

Awon ti ibile.
Lawal
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Subject Teachers: Maths/physics, English/civic Edu, Chem/biology And Econs/govt by balaclava: 6:03am On Jan 22, 2018
onlinesecret:
you Don't need to ask for location. certainly, it is lagos State.

Ur mumu Don do
Na only Lagos school dey?

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Celebrities / Re: "Stop This Rubbish & Respect The Dead" - Between DJ Neptune And Goldmyne TV by balaclava: 5:54am On Jan 22, 2018
No need for comparison
Even Olamide knows his master.

Aisinle ologini, ile di ile ekute
Islam for Muslims / Re: Dr. Muti’ah Olaide Refused Entry At Nigerian Embassy In Jeddah Because Of Veil by balaclava: 5:47am On Jan 22, 2018
See mumu lacking understanding
Saudi Na King of veil Na,
They understand the use of veil more.
They may even fight for her usage of veil outside their premises if any one trespasses.
She should have simply understood this was with reasons unknown to her n simply comply.
Besides, There will b other ladies inside who would have complied.

Na dz kain people dey blow demself up blindly in the name of religion.

Illiterate docta

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Romance / Re: 14 Behavioural Changes In Ladies As They Advance In Age (Pictures) by balaclava: 5:29am On Jan 22, 2018
Omo mehn
Murder was the case

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Crime / Re: The Police Team That Rescued Kidnapped Expatriates In Kaduna (Photos) by balaclava: 2:28pm On Jan 21, 2018
If you change the topic to

The police team that received the kidnapped expatriates in Kaduna...

... in exchange for the RANSOME.

You will be telling the truth.

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Food / Re: Villagers In Sapele Caught A Manatee & Shared Its Meat After Killing It (Photos) by balaclava: 2:08pm On Jan 16, 2018
All I have to say is

Expert butcher.

Clean cut!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Unemployment Has Made Me Depressed!! by balaclava: 1:57pm On Jan 16, 2018
koife:

Msc materials science and explosive
Back marine chemistry
Diploma computer and info tech
Lng safety
Lng hsseq
Otf
Stcw
Isps
Exp:
Lng vessel
Dodorian concept
Kalitel
Fbninsurance
Cumulative > 8yrs exp

O Boy c levelz.
Dz qualifications no b here o
Celebrities / Re: Update! Davido’s Crew Member, Kayode Has Been Arrested & Imprisoned (photos) by balaclava: 7:30am On Jan 15, 2018
We r missing out on something

Wetin dey inside d bag?

A. Drug(s)
B. Gun(s)
C. Laundered money.
D. Human body part(s)
E. All of the above
Romance / Re: Be Careful Who You Call Ugly. Compare Picture Of 6 Years Ago To The Present Pix. by balaclava: 8:45am On Jan 12, 2018
nuggarito:
They still ugly though, all na make up.

Chaiiiii...
This is wickedness.

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Health / Re: Medical Doctors In Kogi Begin Strike by balaclava: 5:16am On Jan 08, 2018
I fear for Kogi o.
That Governor no send Kogites at all.
When I look at him, I see a narcissist with some level of psychological & psychiatric issues.
However,
No woes from the absence of Doctors in State hospital betides him. With a call he will get good local private doctors or fly out of Naija.

It's is Kogites that will suffer woe...

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Religion / Re: Which Nigeria Church Do These 3 Ladies Attend? (photo) by balaclava: 3:17pm On Jan 07, 2018
In Olamides voice
...Abi church deeper life lon lo ni?

They look good anyway.
Chaiiiii... modesty is sexy for me.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How I Was Scammed In Lagos: My 2 Weeks Experience In A Hotel by balaclava: 2:43pm On Jan 07, 2018
Finstar:


He made it clear that he isn't a good writer, why not just pass? undecided

Besides, "it's" a hotel not "its" a hotel.

Thank You.

F**k dt shii mehn.
This is wicked
This is savage mehn

U served him right.

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Politics / Re: Saraki, Melaye, Tambuwal Play Football To Celebrate Dogara’s 50th Birthday by balaclava: 2:25pm On Dec 18, 2017
anonimi:


You are a funny guy.
Enjoy your misery in the hands of your politicians who are looting you silly as you look on sheepishly, consoling yourself with investing when the POLICIES of the politicians will determine the profitability or otherwise of your venture. grin
I pity you and others like you no be small.


www.nairaland.com/attachments/3937452_fbimg1455225198661_jpeg11aac1d4a66dda821df3f6422c5fd4c4

You are joke mahn
Politics / Re: Saraki, Melaye, Tambuwal Play Football To Celebrate Dogara’s 50th Birthday by balaclava: 1:08pm On Dec 18, 2017
anonimi:


the brave always play the cowards.
If you are pained, save your money and join a political party with as many of your friends and relations to start making an impact instead of complaining as if that ALONE will make things better for you and everyone else.

I

Ogbeni,
Park well...

I'm surprised u seem pained
Do u understand the definition of 'brave' & 'coward'
Revisit ur dictionary, ur understanding of this seems twisted. Someone who steals more than he can exhaust in a life time is dt act bravery or cowardice:
Someone who deceives d polity & can not come real as it is, is that bravery or cowardice.

However i never wish to become a 'player'
Neither do I live my fate in the hands of 'players'
I won't save money to join a political party which ordinarily should be free. I'll rather save and invest no matter how little I have.

We ain't birds of same feather...
We fly in same airspace but we sure can't fly same air.

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Celebrities / Re: Mehn Wizkid Dope On This Outfit by balaclava: 11:10am On Dec 18, 2017
Wizkid & igbo
Chaiiiii always dope
See it rolled in his hand
B like him never light am sha
Celebrities / Re: #OLIC4: Low Turnout Dampens Expectation Of A Sold Out Show by balaclava: 10:56am On Dec 18, 2017
Nothing last forever
Olamide came & will surely pass
Nothing special
It's just principle @ work
Politics / Re: Saraki, Melaye, Tambuwal Play Football To Celebrate Dogara’s 50th Birthday by balaclava: 10:42am On Dec 18, 2017
Nigerians are the ball.
That's how we are being played.

U see Melaye(Ronaldo) brought his kid to Saraki(Messi).

It's all a game... and we r being played.

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Phones / Re: Your Phone Cannot Cause An Explosion At A Gas Station by balaclava: 10:22am On Dec 18, 2017
Must you now compress every word n sentence so they won't explode nairaland?
Romance / Re: Please Help Am Confused About This Girl O. by balaclava: 9:08pm On Dec 10, 2017
Attraction has a window period
Your window period is over.
It is now open to another dude.

Move on cos She already moved
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Leaks Chats With MC Galaxy by balaclava: 1:11pm On Dec 06, 2017
Is it the chat or I just lost my sense of understanding?

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Celebrities / Re: Iceberg Slim And Jay Z Pictured Together by balaclava: 1:37pm On Dec 05, 2017
Elnino4ladies:
Iceberg was dope then. I don't know what went wrong.



Jay Z is 48 today. HBD the best rapper alive.

Was about saying he is looking old(real life). Age life
...but hes always looking young(reel life). Make up life

Hbd Jay

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Romance / Re: This Is The Sandals Of The Guy My Cousin Is Set To Marry Next Year by balaclava: 1:58pm On Dec 04, 2017
Is it ur marriage,
Somebody cannot marry in peace?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 10 Commandments To Get A Job In Nigeria Easily by balaclava: 12:02pm On Dec 04, 2017
BiafranBushBoy:


I really know your type.

You don't have a business to show us the steps... cheesy

You don't even have a job, but doing the job of an antagonist well... I blame Buhari tho. cheesy

Sincerely you are looking for whom to help you out from your boredom and frustrations. If the post doesn't interest you, kindly pass. Don't bother replying, I won't respond to you again. You can go watch your Fav T.V show "Cartoon Network"

Bye!

I like the fact that you woke up anyway....m

I really know your type.

You don't have a business to show us the steps... cheesy

You don't even have a job, but doing the job of an antagonist well... I blame Buhari tho. cheesy

Sincerely you are looking for whom to help you out from your boredom and frustrations. If the post doesn't interest you, kindly pass. Don't bother replying, I won't respond to you again. You can go watch your Fav T.V show "Cartoon Network"

Bye!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 10 Commandments To Get A Job In Nigeria Easily by balaclava: 11:31am On Dec 04, 2017
BiafranBushBoy:


I should be telling you that. I think you should do research about people they call "Chicken Little"

That is how you sound!! If you follow me, you will see that I live all I preach, so go sit your ass down.

You say they should start up a business right? can we see your own business? Maybe it will be a source of motivation to them.

I know your type!! You sit in your family house with a small Android phone and data sub, and type like you own the whole world.

You need help, and you need it fast!

U r Confirmed delusional.

Someone running their own business and another searching for a job with your so called commandment. I know the one rational people will opt for. You ought to wake up.

Will never follow ur type, I will end a mediocre. Looking for a job and end up waking up 8am rushing to make money for a more sensible person. His business grows my salary remains and I don't need to sit down, I am already sitting down, resting at my own business place. You better wake up.

I don't own the whole world not even a %, n yep I type from an Android phone and I have a sub, got all from my own business nor from one salary from modern slavery you are advertising here. Get up, wake up

Only delusional people need help. And from the Nigerian present situation and your so call commandment Dt don't match we know who is delusional. It's time I slap u out of your dream.

Wake up dude. Your dreams are obviously in a dream. Wake up!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 10 Commandments To Get A Job In Nigeria Easily by balaclava: 11:04am On Dec 04, 2017
BiafranBushBoy:


Keep living in delusion and looking for people to deceive. angry. It is your type that are called Naysayers!!

People are changing jobs easily, and you are here typing what I don't know sad

Do u know what delusion means?

an idiosyncratic belief or impression maintained despite being contradicted by reality or rational argument, typically as a symptom of mental disorder.

I just gave you reality and rational thought.
Leave ur fate in the hand of government, cooperate world. Shebi it's ur fate. It's urs.
I'll advise others not to, please go and find something to do, a business or investments even if it is small. The Nigeria condition doesn't favour all this commandment anymore, it might work 3 years ago. Dude is living in the past. Confirm delusion.

Don't let this commandment delusional dude to lead you on.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 10 Commandments To Get A Job In Nigeria Easily by balaclava: 10:01am On Dec 04, 2017
None of this points work in present day Nigeria where
1000 candidates apply for a vacancy where 1 person is needed.

Pray may God have mercy on ur soul

Then go and find a business to do, even if u will start small.

We have all followed this your commandment.
Who commandment epp?

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Celebrities / Re: This Cute Little Bride Is The Very Definition Of Slay by balaclava: 4:17am On Dec 01, 2017
If not for age,
Husband might change his mind.
The contrast is deep.
She even solid pose, bold look
Little bride 10/10

Education / Re: Some Incredible Photos From Unilorin Most Popular Blogger - Temiloluwa Badmus by balaclava: 4:11am On Dec 01, 2017
Dhamilair1:
No 1 she ain't famous. I don't know her
No.2 she just trying to advertise herself
No.3 that's not even how to blow. That her cheek like ponmo

Seconded.
We gather dey dt area. Never heard about her.
Celebrities / Re: Banky W Congratulates Davido, Urges Him To Team Up With Wizkid by balaclava: 4:09am On Dec 01, 2017
sleepyeyez:
davido needs to work on his stage performance. dude was jus screaming n prancing bout wen e dey perform for MOBO. angry


It's a result of liquid & smoke mixtures overdose.
You will think you r doing it right while reverse is the case.

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