Surulere

....in other news

Buhari wears Rayban

Get nervous ke?
This guy must be a 'nice guy'. A beta male.

Can't we see this is make up probably for a movie or play?

The lady's countenance reflects no hurt or pain.

Ur brain is willing to leave the girl
But ur d**k is weak. Stop listening to ur d**k

I told one of my guy.

'Forget about Npower'

Who employs new staff while still owing old staff salary. Such is N.power case.

Some 2016 applicants have not received September, some October others November & December stipend.

Nollywood

U have a story here.

U can do part 1, part 2 & part 3 from this one.

Why putting me for tension Na...on a long thing?

Na so I see
...almost through...

...counting down...

... that's all folk!

Then almost immediately I saw

...bonus...

....and another bonus

And ...more bonus

Then i saw

...take a few more

...bonus ending

And finally lastcard!

I doubt if it has finally finished.
I'm still expectant
Your type will still come up with ... 'last card bonus'

Very enlightening
Knowledge acquired.
Thanks

olaleks007:
Don't just assume. Why don't u check it out to confirm.

Must u run ur mouth unnecessarily if u don't have the money.

Abeg this car is almost gone. Fast buyers only pls

Almost gone...
... and u still need a fast buyer?

Almost gone...
... and u still need a fast buyer?

Wether Na iceberg or black hole
Can't Titanic sink in peace again.

Amongst other stuffs
She is also collecting 'banana' and 'cucumber'

...that's why she ain't taking correction.

khristal87:


I wonder y people give advise on issues they know nothing abt. U shud ve jst kept mute instead of spilling rubish.

Animal Scientist spotted.

LagosCiti:


Fool, he's just advertising for the jeweler. He doesn't have 400M for a wrist watch oga! The same Wizkid who was still living in a rented apartment before Linda Ikeji busted him. Don't believe everything celebs do online... Maga.

...don't believe everything celebs do online
Yep,
Especially when they r high.
They drunk/high post b.s.

By d way
Wizzy did not say he bought it
He only wrote the price.
He will give it back after the shot.
Though his intention was for deception

...and he also wants us to see his Gucci socks. Lolz

I left o

Na Genotype cause am sha

... and to shock u

I met another

... and she still love me die.

The idea n fear dt you won't get a better mate is only mental.

Red Alert!
Some folks just escaped from ward 7 & behavioural science ward, others from aro.

They r seeing things u can't see,
Especially recruitment adverts.

Beware.

myqel:
Congrats...I want to use this platform to say thank you to Almighty God for seeing me through all these years in good health and sound mind...Happy birthday to me, myself and I...Nairalanders, pls show some love

Here are the 'love' u requested to b shown
Hope u can see them.

Happy Birthday

Pubichairs:
those pick up lines are damn lame, only dumb bitches fall for such

Not just 'pick up' lines
Show us your 'trailer' lines kwa

The pishur no sharp sha.
I wish it was clearer like some wished also

sassyboochic:

Lawal

Awon ti ibile.
Lawal

onlinesecret:
you Don't need to ask for location. certainly, it is lagos State.

Ur mumu Don do
Na only Lagos school dey?

No need for comparison
Even Olamide knows his master.

Aisinle ologini, ile di ile ekute

See mumu lacking understanding
Saudi Na King of veil Na,
They understand the use of veil more.
They may even fight for her usage of veil outside their premises if any one trespasses.
She should have simply understood this was with reasons unknown to her n simply comply.
Besides, There will b other ladies inside who would have complied.

Na dz kain people dey blow demself up blindly in the name of religion.

Illiterate docta

Omo mehn
Murder was the case

If you change the topic to

The police team that received the kidnapped expatriates in Kaduna...

... in exchange for the RANSOME.

You will be telling the truth.

All I have to say is

Expert butcher.

Clean cut!

koife:

Msc materials science and explosive
Back marine chemistry
Diploma computer and info tech
Lng safety
Lng hsseq
Otf
Stcw
Isps
Exp:
Lng vessel
Dodorian concept
Kalitel
Fbninsurance
Cumulative > 8yrs exp

O Boy c levelz.
Dz qualifications no b here o

We r missing out on something

Wetin dey inside d bag?

A. Drug(s)
B. Gun(s)
C. Laundered money.
D. Human body part(s)
E. All of the above

nuggarito:
They still ugly though, all na make up.

Chaiiiii...
This is wickedness.

I fear for Kogi o.
That Governor no send Kogites at all.
When I look at him, I see a narcissist with some level of psychological & psychiatric issues.
However,
No woes from the absence of Doctors in State hospital betides him. With a call he will get good local private doctors or fly out of Naija.

It's is Kogites that will suffer woe...

In Olamides voice
...Abi church deeper life lon lo ni?

They look good anyway.
Chaiiiii... modesty is sexy for me.

Finstar:


He made it clear that he isn't a good writer, why not just pass?

Besides, "it's" a hotel not "its" a hotel.

Thank You.

F**k dt shii mehn.
This is wicked
This is savage mehn

U served him right.