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Politics / Re: Chief Obasanjo Sleeps With Wives Of His Sons- Mrs Obasanjo Makes Revelatoions by balaclava: 11:16am On Jul 09, 2018
O Boy...

Things they happen for rich men house o.

All I have to say is thank you Lord.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Fiance His Getting Frustrated Please Help! by balaclava: 10:04am On Jul 09, 2018
profcanada:
There is a marketing job in abeokuta ogun state. The pay is 25k monthly. If he is interested u can call me on 07034632176

Chaiiiii... God is watching you.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower Congraturatory Message by balaclava: 10:24am On Jul 07, 2018
Ehn Ehn shocked
Romance / Re: Dear Young Guys At The Age Of 25 To 30* by balaclava: 8:13am On Jul 07, 2018
Different strokes for different folks
Variety is the spice of life. We are not all the same.

You marry? good, you don't, it's also good.
You marry early? good, you don't, it's also not bad.
You want children? good, you don't, no problem as long as it's your choice.
You have children early? good, you have them later, cool as long as you want it that way.

OP, This manuscript is yours... if won't fly for everybody.

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Health / Re: 6 Friends Help Their Friend Overcome Depression (Photos) by balaclava: 8:25am On Jul 02, 2018
...reminded me of who I was in Christ.

This caught my attention. Awon friends to gbayii
Jobs/Vacancies / Npower 2017. Recent Live Chat Details by balaclava: 4:46am On Jun 28, 2018
Here are the main AGENDAS that Mr. Afolabi delivered in the chat especially for 2017 Onboarded applicants.

1. NPOWER DEVICE.
He said all our Npower Devices in diff forms are now available so we should keeps calm.

2. LEARNING SKILLS PLATFORM
He declared that many of us are not learning anything on their learning skill platform provided on the portal. He further explained that we are expected to have learnt a lot from there since May before July deployment.

3. ISSUE OF EDITING PROFILE.
He emphasis on d issue of editing profile that we can only edit names and others details but bank account details editing will not fly to avoid fraudulent tendencies.

4. DEPLOYMENT LETTER
He apologized for their first promise failed and he further ephasisied that updates on our deployment will come up in July.

5. BACKLOGS
He said that they have been counting from the day we were onboarded to acquire learning skill which was in May and probably we will be paid for three month.

6. TRANSPARENCY OF THE PROGRAM
Mr. Afolabi said that the NPOWER program is 100% transparent and they are not in liaison with any political party or personnel.

7. APPRECIATION.
He acknowledged our time devoted for watching him and wished us all the Best on the program.

Lobatan..

Credits: Evang. Adeyemi Gbenga.

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Celebrities / Re: Georgina Onuoha Slams Osinbajo: "I Can't Believe This Man Is A Pastor" by balaclava: 10:16am On Jun 26, 2018
Fire on the mountain....

Run Run Run.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower by balaclava: 1:47pm On Jun 24, 2018
It is the Non graduate category

Technology Market / Re: Cheap Electronics For Sale (Sold ) !!!! by balaclava: 2:52pm On Jun 23, 2018
65k and 95k is what you call cheap?

I fear u o, if e cost nko? How much dt go be?

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Romance / Re: CR7 Had An Erection When The Free-kick Call Was Made... by balaclava: 1:57pm On Jun 19, 2018
Yep...
He is about to f**k the post.

That's will surely turn on a professional player.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Pictured Smoking Weed With Seriousness (Photo) by balaclava: 1:18pm On Jun 17, 2018
Smoking weed is a serious matter na

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Romance / Re: Oboi See The Girl I Wan Lash Tommorow!!(pic) by balaclava: 9:12pm On Jun 16, 2018
...and you may die before tommorow.

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Romance / Re: See What Yahoo Boys Have Turned Nigeria Into by balaclava: 9:01pm On Jun 14, 2018
"This is Nigeria, see how we living now, everybody Na criminal"- Falz

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Sports / Re: Real Vs Fake Super Eagles Jersey #worldcup [photos] by balaclava: 8:36am On Jun 14, 2018
We can make the two for you here in my shop.

Both will be original fake
Romance / Re: Why You Should Never Masturbate Ever Again: By Victor Pride by balaclava: 2:11pm On Jun 04, 2018
All this long epistles because of masturbation?

Na wa o.

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Politics / Re: Saraki Vs IGP : Do We Use Stickers As Plate Numbers In Nigeria? (See Photos) by balaclava: 2:06pm On Jun 04, 2018
This country is just f**cked

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Watching As Robbers Rob A Bank In Atlanta America ( Pics, Vid) by balaclava: 12:33pm On Jun 02, 2018
David: Someone rubbed the bank... wow.

Me: with Robb methyl or Vaseline?

David: Bank robbery.

Me: ok

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Romance / Re: She Gave Me Her Number,now What Next?? by balaclava: 9:06pm On May 24, 2018
Use the number to learn 1,2,3.
Celebrities / Re: Folarin Alakija’s Wedding Beats Prince Harry And Meghan Markle’s Royal Wedding by balaclava: 12:38pm On May 23, 2018
Nigerians with poor economy and less money do elaborate wedding to please people & show off sometimes for competition and talk of the town.

Brits with good economy and more money do simple wedding to please themselves for themselves and their selves only. You can go to sambisa for all they care.

Besides you can't compare Royal wedding with any wedding. Gbagbe

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Crime / Re: ‘hacking Into Nigerian Banks Is Very Easy’ – Medical Doctor Who Bought N28m Pors by balaclava: 9:15pm On May 22, 2018
mankand:
Lies, watched the video and it was all trash he said. Firstly cyber ghost is a vpn app and not a credit card creation app.

Secondly the trick used by phishing to divert funds from the original recipient to their designated account whereby they withdraw the funds.

But claiming using phishing to receive diverted funds to fund credit card is all false.

Lastly Nigerian banks can't be hacked because their cctv isn't wireless connections even their network isn't a wireless network connection rather it's a cable connection which requires physical presence to tap into the network feed.

Most importantly they should tell us how the owner of the car stupidly released a car worth that amount without checking his bank balance because I stand to be corrected that it was a bulk sms alert he received.

I'm done


Hey bosssssssss

Person wey sabi.

I duff my heart

I hail the.
Romance / Re: Judgement Is About To Be Passed On Me Tomorrow,please Advise Me On What To Do by balaclava: 12:40pm On May 22, 2018
This setting called church denomination is silently becoming a CULT

Members no longer have free will.

Even God gave us free will. Nothing is by force with God.

Church denomination is gradually becoming a problem rather than a blessing.

That was how one G.O said if u don't pay tithe you won't make heaven. Full stop!

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Religion / Re: See The Latest Marriage Requirement In RCCG That Has Gone Viral(pic by balaclava: 12:29pm On May 22, 2018
When I wanted to get married, it wasn't my family, or my spouse's family or friends or money or materials or any other thing that gave me problem. It was this church that gave me the biggest problem, stress and headache of my wedding.

I quickly abandoned them and arranged for a court wedding.

No time Abeg.

No be by church wedding.

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Religion / Re: See The Latest Marriage Requirement In RCCG That Has Gone Viral(pic by balaclava: 12:24pm On May 22, 2018
Nbote:
Dis is arrant nonsense... So Our God is no longer a God of miracles abi?? Dis is becoming really embarrassing.. I think these churches shld jus stick to d bible and it's teachings and leave other issues for trained professionals. Rubbish. How many of d churches comes to d financial aids of their members despite d stupid members abiding by all their useless rules jus to please dem

Very very very useless rules and they have a lot of them for that matter

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Religion / Re: See The Latest Marriage Requirement In RCCG That Has Gone Viral(pic by balaclava: 12:22pm On May 22, 2018
Don't they believe in miracles again?

Shebi in d last RCCG Holy Ghost service someone said a whole human being died for 12 days and was raised back to life.

Can't same God raise just a part of a whole human being again? Na dem go preach 'Have faith'.

It is even possible for impotency or infertility to set in after the test & wedding.

Did the apostles verified potency in the Bible? They knew children is the heritage of God and with God nothing is impossible. This is another doctrine of man.

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Celebrities / Re: Ladies Come See Oo. EX Yahoo Boy Exposes Ritual Methods. Using Girls & More. by balaclava: 12:16pm On May 22, 2018
O boy!
This one shock me o
Once they release in the girl, the girl will never get pregnant, if she get pregnant Na miscarriage go end am.

And one innocent boy go marry this kain girl and be looking for baby up and down for the rest of him life.

Chaiiiiiiii.
Phones / Re: My Phone Display Changed To Negative Color by balaclava: 6:44am On May 21, 2018
Don't bother doing anything.

Your case is spiritual.
Romance / Re: Why Is It That Men Become More Attractive Once They Get Married? by balaclava: 6:40am On May 21, 2018
U can not understand.

It is spiritual something.
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Pregnant For Don Jazzy-laura Ikeji by balaclava: 6:24am On May 21, 2018
Baby mama
Education / Re: Scary? A Must See: This Video Is Blocked In Almost Every Country 2018 by balaclava: 1:24pm On May 20, 2018
People who think they know alot don't truly know much. People who know much knows they know just a little in all that is available to be known.

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Romance / Re: Don't Marry Guys Who Have This 10 Habits... by balaclava: 12:36pm On May 19, 2018
A man has all this habits and is about taking a 3rd wife.

You know why? He has plenty money.

Money covers for all the habits.

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Politics / Re: IGP Idris: Murder Suspects Reportedly Identify Saraki, Kwara Govt As Sponsors by balaclava: 8:39pm On May 18, 2018
Chaiiiiiiiiii

This country needs to be recolonized.

We need to start all over.

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