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Education / Re: Nine Special Things Only A Few People In The World Have by balaclava: 1:01pm On Nov 07, 2017
You are still a learner

Go and learn from explorer

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Romance / Re: "Ladies, Step Up Your Game" - Abuja Unclad Babe Shows 100k Made In 1 Night by balaclava: 8:16pm On Nov 02, 2017
All this our

Politicians
Yahoo+ boys
Armed robbers

will sha not stop wasting money on toto.

All this our

Girls
Sisters
Future wives

Will sha not stop selling their glory.
Romance / Re: My Experience With Marijuana (weed) by balaclava: 8:48am On Nov 02, 2017
philfearon:
Kids!!!
I remember when i first wanted to start smoking weed. What i did first was to do a heavy research on whether or not weed is actually harmful to the human body as was widely portrayed. After many weeks of research, I found out that weed is actually more beneficial than a lot of ignorant people will have you believe.
Medically speaking and health wise, weed is good for the body... This fact is irrefutable, and don't listen to hearsay from ignorant people.
However, do weed get people high and make them do silly things ? I doubt that!
People who smoke weed and get high are people who have already programmed their mind to believe 'the idea' that smoking weed will get them high....That's the simple truth.
I know all the misinformed peeps reading this will doubt what i just said, but it will not change the fact. This fact has been tested and certified even on people with so called "light brain".
Thinking that you can do things when you smoke weed, which you can't normally do in your normal state is the biggest lie misinformed people spread about.
Somehow, I just had to take out time to write this. It's all in the psyche, a mind thing. Infact, alcohol will get high than smoking weed will.
The most weed can do to you is force you to sleep.... nothing more!!!
Take it or leave it, but be properly guided.


Commander in Chief of Weed Armed Forces
President of the Weed Free state
Professor Weediology

I duff my hat.
We are guided sir!

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Politics / Re: Politicians At Wedding Reception Of Saraki's Daughter (Photos) by balaclava: 1:25pm On Oct 29, 2017
Boko haram will not come here n blow up now.
Na market, church, offices, garage them go dey go
Why?
Because Na their ogas dey this party.

Think.

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Romance / Re: If You Must Have Sex - Do It This Way .. Nigerian Lady Speaks by balaclava: 1:17pm On Oct 29, 2017
Dizu:
Please how do I quote someone am new here

You are new here after 2 decades
Lai Mohammed.

Education / Re: How Your Finger Shape Determines Your Personality (and Your Health Risks) by balaclava: 1:08pm On Oct 29, 2017
Kinda true for me and girlfriend..
if yours seems true click like
Want to see how true & applicable this winchi is.

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Politics / Re: Please Help Me, My Wife Just Cheated On Me. by balaclava: 11:50am On Oct 27, 2017
What r u waiting for?
Abi u get jeep b4?

2 jeeps?
Thank ur stars it's not 1.
1 for u, 1 for ur wife.

Solved
Politics / Re: Take A Look From This Kid Who Ran Away From School In Anambra Becaus Of Army(pic by balaclava: 8:07pm On Oct 12, 2017
The Flash (Nollywood Version).
Showing In Cinemas from October 10th.

Celebrities / Re: Fans Accuse Davido, Crew Of Showing Off On Camera While Going To DJ Olu's Burial by balaclava: 7:59pm On Oct 12, 2017
MhizzAJ:
undecided undecided
They couldn't even pretend to be sober


Alcohol in their system

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Romance / Re: I Caught My Brother's Friend Sniffing My Panties by balaclava: 1:00pm On Sep 02, 2017
AmadiAba:


My Friends Brother who is btw 17 or 18 came for a Sleepover, am 25 . My Parents were out and wanted me to pretty much 'babysit' them while they were away. time went by and I wanted to go for a Walk. As I got back went back to my Room I saw with my own eyes my Brothers Friend smelling my Underwear from my Laundry Basket I was so shoked I stubbornly cleared my throat and he turned away swiftly and looked at me, and couldnt say a word,dropped my painties and left with shame....later that day I sneakily went into my Brothers Friends bag to see if he took anything, As I opened his bag I saw my Bra and 2 of my Underwear, I just got so Furious but couldn't do much.


1st it was 'My friends brother'
Seconds it became 'My brothers friend'
Abegggi.....Which one is which?
I'm smelling lies on your undies from afar.
Romance / Re: Open Letter To All Bachelors by balaclava: 6:56pm On Aug 30, 2017
Abeg..What is your definition of a bachelor?

From ur post: A bachelor is a person that sleeps around.

Diction: A man who is not and has never been married.

Me: Some bachelor don't sleep around, some don't even have a girlfriend

Abeg... swerve

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Religion / Re: Weird Black Masquerade With Huge Manhood Spotted At A Festival In South East by balaclava: 6:51pm On Aug 30, 2017
They are spiritual.... and spiritual will answer to spiritual.

Later they will start complaining when rape, sodomy, bestiality, homosexuality, infanticide, sexual ritualism and all kinds of demonic sexual perversion increases in dt region.

They r just doing there self. They glorified it in their streets first. They invited the consequences.
Romance / Re: Why Do I Love Pussy So Much??? I Can't Help It by balaclava: 6:45pm On Aug 30, 2017
1. Because u are a lover of the feline breed, especially cats tongue

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Just Lost A Job Offer Of 650k Because Of Professional Qualification. by balaclava: 5:33pm On Aug 30, 2017
Na all dz kain news make me enter Street despite my small qualifications

#I'm street so look both ways before you cross me.

You can't tell dt to an interviewer. You go just humble once u sitdown. grin
Education / Re: 10 Things Every Man Should Achieve By Age 30 by balaclava: 2:38pm On Aug 28, 2017
saydfact:
It’s true that success is not a day's work and Rome of-course was not built in a day but everyone is expected to have attained a level of success by 10 years, 20 years and even by 40 years.

We take a look at 10 things every Nigerian guy should have achieved by age 30.

copied: http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details?id=3681

Had it been u didn't mention Nigeria. I would have agreed with u. Things don't work as expected in Naija. Situations in d country doesn't favour all dt was mentioned in your list for age 50 sef. Many died not having met dz criteria.

#Kolewerk

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Phones / Re: What You Do Everyday That Spoil Your Mobile Phone Battery. by balaclava: 3:40pm On Aug 25, 2017
Humnnn

I believe u, u r speaking from experience not only from the Tecno manual.

Your battery status says it as well, 10% red. You have licked your battery finish.

You battery is practically in a romantic affair with ur tongue. Battery abuse.

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Politics / Re: Dele Momodu Criticized For Using 7 Phones. See His Response by balaclava: 7:15am On Aug 23, 2017
Billionaire Otedola Femi

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Politics / Re: Dele Momodu Displays His 7 Phones As He Treats Himself To A Pedicure & Manicure by balaclava: 7:13am On Aug 23, 2017
Femi Otedola

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Politics / Re: Men Kneel Down For Bukola Saraki In Kwara (Photos) by balaclava: 10:15pm On Aug 06, 2017
I didn't say anything o..

Religion / Re: Controlling Your Sexual Drive As A Christian by balaclava: 3:31pm On Aug 06, 2017
A spiritual rebirth doesn't means d death of sexual urges, in fact any individual who doesn't av sexual urges needs special prayers

Sexual urges is very gd, Infact sexual urges was created by God who made d human body. I did nt c d Bible speaking against it.

Sexual urge though need 2 b controlled to avoid it's excesses leading to "allowed" sexual/immoral thoughts, Lust, Fornication, Adultery, Masturbation, Pornography etc

But I kip under my body, n bring it into Subjection 1Cor 9:27a

He that hath no control over his own spirit is like a city dt is broken down and without a wall. Prov 25:28

With personal experience, i'v got 2 knw dt days or weeks when my PERSONAL prayer n bible study life are below optimum, MY SEXUAL URGES BECOMES OPTIMUM, the flesh have more control, and once I power up these 2 aspects d sexual urges dies away.
I DNT DO ANYTHING 2 CONTROL THE URGE ON MY OWN. It's Jst giving in to more of God thru Prayer n Study. 4 me excess Sexual urges is a result of my deficient prayer n study life.

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Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Compares Hushpuppi & Biodun Fatoyinbo With Jesus by balaclava: 1:06pm On Jul 29, 2017
Freeze...

Because sentence against an evil work is not executed speedily, therefore the heart of the sons of men is fully set in them to do evil. Ecc 8:11

When u finally freeze u will give account of this.

You won't dare dz in Islam. Heads may roll
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Oh God July Is Almost Gone, No Job Yet! by balaclava: 3:26pm On Jul 28, 2017
Guy,

A lot of guys are in dz same situation of yours called unemployment.

Guy, from a research on Nigeria & unemployment, Ratio for Available job is 1 job to 1000 people meaning if u post a job for one position not less than 1000 people will apply. The government, recruitment consultants, employers and Human resources officers know this.

The Government cannot help you, Private companies cannot help you, recently it is becoming difficult for connection to help. Only God can, but the Nigeria situation of 1 to 1000 makes it complex. 1 job vacancy and all of d applicants believe in God. Abeg wetin God go do? Na 1 position dey na.

It might dismay u to know dt d unemployment rate is not only increasing but in d recession it's hyper increasing.

Now, what will a guy man do, u r on ur own, u either go legit or illegit.

I looked for a choice location and put it there and started d hustle. God blesses the hustle of his Children

Guy, Dts how i have been living and I have 3 show glasses now in different location of my city, planning for the 4th. Still looking for job since mid last year when my contract job ended but haven't gotten one. Imagine dt I am still waiting for job now. I go wait tire. I go don suffer die. I go dey complain up & down.

Don't put ur fate in the hand of Nigeria. The country is a failed state. You have ur fate in your head. Use it. Don't wait, act!

And finally don't give dt excuse... where will I find money? U will when u r ready to start small.

Above all I believe in God sincerely & to Him b the glory.

A Nigerian graduate writes.

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Phones / Re: Airtel 6GB Data Plan For N1500 by balaclava: 10:10am On Jul 26, 2017
Don't do it.
You will think an addict used ur data to watch " HD blue film" behind ur back.
It zaps like kilode.
Airtel should name dt bundle "The Zapper"

Last time I did it, i was just consoling myself.

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Politics / Re: Lady Blasts Dino Melaye For "I Thank God For My Bullet Proof Car" Post by balaclava: 12:37am On Jun 14, 2017
This is personal... the girl is vexed.
There's something only both of them knows.
This is not about d protest, bullet proof or death.

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Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Lady Kneels Down & Proposes To Her Boyfriend.Nigerians React(photos) by balaclava: 12:29am On Jun 14, 2017
They already discussed this behind our back.
They only acted it before our eyes.
It was a finished work... with guarantee.
Jokes Etc / Re: How Nigerians React To The " How Are You?" Question. by balaclava: 11:28am On Jun 07, 2017
How r u Sir? should be okay...
The "Sir" has covered for the "how r u"

Using only "how r u" in itself is also not wrong but in the Nigerian culture especially the Yoruba's... respect is overhyped.

Yoruba's will b making call and still b bending down(sign of respect) when greeting the person on phone.

N.B: I b Yoruba n I'm Not dissing d clan.

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Changes His Haircut Again by balaclava: 2:29pm On Jun 04, 2017
That hand & face u make when trying to tap weed.
See the container for him front.
Dem say wizkid like weed like... kilode?

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Phones / Re: MTN Increases Fee For Share And Sell AGAIN!!! by balaclava: 8:39am On Jun 03, 2017
heykims:

How does one subscribe for d Ñ25 for 500mb?
Does it work on all MTN lines irrespective of d package plan?

MTN- Migrate to Pulse by dialing *406#.
Then send Night to 131. Cost #25 for 500mb. Duration 12am-4am. After much observation, I observed it stops 3.30am.

I decided to give u bonus information for Airtel an glo.

Airtel- Migrate to Smart trybe by dialing *312#.
Then dial *312# again to select either #25 for 500mb or #200 for 1.5gb. Duration 12am-5am

Glo- Recharge #200. Then dial *127*60# for 1gb. Duration 12am-5am.
Phones / Re: MTN Increases Fee For Share And Sell AGAIN!!! by balaclava: 8:28am On Jun 03, 2017
ExcelNG:
The idiotss are increasing it because of Night Browsers. You know because of their 25 naira for 500 mb which is limited to one use per night, some people now go and get at least 20 sims.

Mathematically speaking, those people get at least 10 GB per night at the rate of 500 naira total!

If u add the extra 3 naira for the tax, that means extra 60 naira made by MTN for the 20 sims!

Ordinarily, that 60 naira could have gotten you extra 1GB.

THIEVING MTN!

I'm a culprit.

Guess u r or U've been 1 too.

Only culprits will understand dt vigil between 12am-4am

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Romance / Re: Frequent Sex With My Boyfriend Is Affecting My Spiritual Life - Lady Opens Up by balaclava: 11:03am On May 30, 2017
From d topic dz issues is spiritual and I will therefore handle it spiritually.

Thank God you r getting troubled in ur Spirit. That's God correcting/warning you. From the way u said it. It mean you already know d truth to some extent but you have backsliden into Sin.

1. Are u sure that guy is the bone of your bone...meaning are you ready to marry him? His he husband material. Prov20:6 (Not only women are wife material) If Not, end the relationship immediately, if yes ...

2. That you u will marry him doesn't make premarital sex legit. Spiritually sex before marriage is a sin. So you should stop by all means. U av made a mistake, but Gods mercy endures forever. Repent! don't retire but refire. Act 17.30

3. Premarital sex is a sin against God's temple, ur body. And God will destroy whoever destroys His temple. Wether u know it or not u r already being destroyed. 1Cor3:17. It will show up either in ur Spiritual, financial, career, academic, family, business life etc.

4. Now about your guy, does he know d truth like u did or he hasn't come to the knowledge of the truth at all? If you repent, will your guy also repent? You are not permitted to be unequally yoked with an unbeliever. 2Cor6:14. An unbeliever will continue to drag u into Sexual immorality if they don't repent. That's guaranteed. If he won't repent, Press pause, go back to God and ask Him what to do.

5. If he repents you, remember u both are flesh.. body no be wood, therefore he must be ready to take up the responsibility of preventing situations that leads to sex. Men r d more demanding type. He should by prayers put his body under subjection. Col3.5

6. Spiritually, if u continue premarital sex. Hell is sure, Guilt is sure, Loss of a good relationship with God is sure. u either let him go and choose God or take him and leave God. Matt 18:8-9

So many Christians are guilty of this. This is also directed at you!!!

I was once like u.

All will b well.

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Celebrities / Re: See Rapper, Olamide's New Hairstyle (photos) by balaclava: 6:07pm On May 24, 2017
This is a Sisqo wannabe

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