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Politics / Re: Poor Nigerians Are Very Wicked And Heartless Than Politicians by balaclava: 5:08am On Apr 06, 2020
The rich are getting richer
The poor are getting GREEDY
Politics / Re: Reps Member Finally Locates The Fish Seller In A Viral Coronavirus Video by balaclava: 5:02am On Apr 06, 2020
kollinz1234:
I don't even understand this news; is it that because she said the virus if for the rich so the reps member went to transfer the virus to her to prove a point or what?

Mad ooh grin
Celebrities / Re: Adesua And Simi Married At 30,yemi Alade Needs To Stop Doing This by balaclava: 8:31am On Feb 24, 2020
I don't know why we impose our priority, standard and belief on others. Can't they have theirs in peace.

You want to marry early? fine, there are others who want to do other things early but leave marriage for later. How is dt a problem.

You want to marry? cool, there are others who don't want to marry at all, let them express their liberty.

You want children immediately after marriage? good, there are others who want it when they are ready, let them be.

You want children 2 years after marriage? It's okay, there are others who don't want children at all, why should u have a problem with that?

Let everybody learn to do what suits them. In as much as they are not crossing ur boundary or breaking the law kindly mind ur effing bizness.

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Romance / Re: Fashion?? Two Ladies Rock ¢ondoms Outfit, People Can You See This?? . PHOTOS by balaclava: 4:06pm On Feb 23, 2020
That mic is intentional.
Subtle message, that mic represents a D.
Romance / Re: FOODS OLOSHOS Eat...how To Know You Gf Is An Olosho.. by balaclava: 10:05pm On Jan 10, 2020
Dont be broke dude.

All this na normals for some people.

Romance / Re: Help, See What My Ex Sent To Me This Morning by balaclava: 2:19pm On Jan 01, 2020
Daud, and u think u r okay?

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Romance / Re: My Attempted Rape Experience And Why I Think All Rapists Are Mentally Sick by balaclava: 2:06pm On Jan 01, 2020
Rape ke?
Abeg me too respect myself than to be struggling with woman for toto.

That's why guyz are advised to do a lot of babes
If any one is forming, next her immediately- On to the next one.
Rape na sign of insufficiency.
Shawtys wey wan do plenty na, yapa for street.

E no go better for rape.
Politics / Re: Ben Ayade And Ivara Esu, His Deputy: Nobody Knows Tomorrow by balaclava: 7:21am On Dec 29, 2019
I know tomorrow and it is-

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Crime / Re: My Apartment Was Robbed In A Very Mysterious Way! by balaclava: 8:24pm On Dec 26, 2019
1. Someone has a spare key before you came- Change ur locks.
2. Someone has a master key, upgrade to more than one locking systems.
3. Someone knows how to pick locks, Upgrade into alarms.
4. Someone has a new appearing & disappearing jazz (nollywood style) - use "come and don't go" jazz.

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Romance / Re: Which Of These Will Make A Lady Lose Interest In A Man Fast? by balaclava: 8:14pm On Dec 26, 2019
1.Lack of money
2. Moneylessness
3. Broke assness

It's all about the money baby.

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Politics / Re: The Inconsistency Of Allah In The Quran by balaclava: 8:11pm On Dec 26, 2019
All Religions na scam.
God has no religion, religions are man made.
God is One and can't be divided by Religion.
God is Love but religion hates other religions.
God is powerful, He does not need religion to defend Him.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Do Nigerian Youths Survive Without Having Jobs by balaclava: 8:02pm On Dec 26, 2019
Some create one no matter how small, then grow it from seed to Sequoia.
#Entrepreneurs #GetRichOrDieTrying. #Legit

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Celebrities / Re: Bruce Lee’s Daughter Sues Restaurant Chain For Using Lee's Picture by balaclava: 7:54pm On Dec 26, 2019
She should come to Naija:

You see Beyonce on bread leaflet.
Ludacris on barbers poster.
Akon on Barbers signboard.
Rihanna on Lady's salon Signposts.
Jay Z on pure water advert. A whole Jayz o.

Let's not talk of P. Diddy, Usher, Eminem, Ice cube, Snoop dog, Cardi B, Nicki Minaj used for various adverts here.

U go sue tire.
Religion / Re: There Was Electrical Sparks When My Body Touches My Bedsheet by balaclava: 9:30am On Dec 22, 2019
Don't sleep on that bed again.
They r working from your village.

Imagine what will happen if they increase the voltage... Which they will do later, they r currently running the test.

Na die.

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Politics / Re: Kema Chikwe And Husband, Albert Chikwe Celebrate 50th Wedding Anniversary by balaclava: 8:23am On Dec 08, 2019
Obasanjo been dey chop dz woman dt year
Romance / Re: When A Lady Begs A Man To Have Sex With Her (Photos) by balaclava: 4:43am On Nov 29, 2019
With the way lady finally carried the guy into the bedroom and the way the guy was smiling, they will end up knacking.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Abeg, Advise Me Oooh, I Just Finished My NYSC Oooo by balaclava: 9:41pm On Oct 09, 2019
Ladylite:


I believe you had a dream or vision for your life.... Oya it's time to hustle and fulfill it. Run from woman ooo else your BP may become your GP

Run from woman say wetin happen? What if na woman go help am?

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Education / Re: Pastor Renounces Christianity As He Realized Its Greek Mythology by balaclava: 6:08pm On Jul 21, 2019
God has no religion.

Christianity, islam, Hinduism, Buddhism etc are men created .

God is not divided, he doesn't belong to any of this but loves all men.

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Celebrities / Re: What Happened To Cynthia Morgan? by balaclava: 10:34am On Jul 12, 2019
Maybe she hasn't recovered from this challenge.

Politics / Re: Pictures Of Africans In Asia(sad) by balaclava: 10:58pm On Jun 09, 2019
Immediately I see you covering your nose beside me, I'll do the same beside you.

Shebi, na both of us dey smell na
Nothing do us.
All of us go dey alrite las las.

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Education / Re: List Of Gods That Died And Resurrected After 3 Days by balaclava: 9:21pm On Apr 14, 2019
Everybody go dey alright las las

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is So Stupid I Almost Beat Her To Death (this Is What Happened) by balaclava: 8:42pm On Apr 10, 2019
She is going to kill you in your sleep with a sharp and big knife when she gets back from the hospital.

Shebi you can beat someone nearly to death, you already signed your death warrant.

Better pack your things and japa.

BTW there is no big deal in a guy washing plate once in a while or weren't you washing when you were living alone?
Romance / Re: How Bad Is Cherubim And Seraphim Church by balaclava: 12:05pm On Apr 04, 2019
Think about these:

White candle
Yellow candle
Red candle
Blue candle
Black candle.
River bathing cleansing.
Incense burning.
Barefooted walking.

Then take a decision since you are old enough to pursue a girl.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Go To The Toilet And Urinate Immediately After Sex by balaclava: 12:13pm On Mar 20, 2019
...as e dey hot na

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Romance / Re: Viral Photo Made By Artist Of A Girl Smiling Only When Your Eyes Are Half Closed by balaclava: 8:42am On Mar 13, 2019
teresafaith:
Try scrolling faster, and you see the smiling face, even without closing your eyes

Like if you went back to scroll faster. grin

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Celebrities / Re: Corper Chinko Ekun Seen Going For His NYSC Duties (PHOTOS) by balaclava: 11:23am On Mar 06, 2019
falcon01:
very useless!

Very very useless
Autos / Re: My Trip To Chicago Auto Show (pics) (vids) by balaclava: 9:02am On Feb 19, 2019
IjebuWarrior:


Typical foolish 9ja youth. angry

Jealousy kill you there. tongue
Autos / Re: My Trip To Chicago Auto Show (pics) (vids) by balaclava: 9:14am On Feb 18, 2019
warriboy21:
Yesterday being Saturday, I was bored, I planned sitting at home to monitor Naija election online but since it was canceled, I decided to drive down to Chicago for the auto show. saw many cars. and feel like sharing with my nl family

Your Timbs make sense mahn

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Politics / Re: Wike Dressed A Goat & Called It Muhammadu Buhari At A Pdp Rally-pics by balaclava: 8:03pm On Feb 10, 2019
In a developed country?

Animal abuse

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Romance / Re: Indomie Generation Will Not Understand This Struggle by balaclava: 1:21pm On Feb 10, 2019
EVILFOREST:
INDIAN MOVIES suffer person ooo
Man go stand beside window for 3hrs for just one movie

Mard,
Ghazab,
Toofan,
Nagin: The snake girl.
Disco dancer
Amar, Akbar, Anthony
Tere meha baniyan
Sholay
Mother Indian
The burning train.
Jugnu

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Celebrities / Re: Beyonce Shares New Adorable Photos – Her Shoes Will Surprise You (see Photos) by balaclava: 1:13pm On Feb 10, 2019
If anything will surprise me, it's her cloth... the way it's hangingoniown over her shoulder, not the shoe.

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