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Nairaland GeneralRe: Does Anyone Know Why Gas Cylinders Comes With A Net? by balaclava: 1:59am On Sep 15, 2023
So that you can like what you see!

Nets are seductive, that's why models, strippers and pornstars wear them
Foreign AffairsRe: Kim's Security Aides Inspect The Chair Before Kim Jong Un's Meeting With Putin by balaclava: 1:56am On Sep 15, 2023
On guard always.
Everybody is a friend and an enemy
Depending on the events and circumstances
Trust no 0ne
FamilyRe: My Rent Was Increased Because I Bought A Car. by balaclava: 9:50pm On May 14, 2023
God1000:
that means your landlord isn't a loving person, you need to ask him why he single you out for increment
Didn't you read, reason was mentioned in the topic.
Christianity EtcRe: Kindly Give Me Advice by balaclava: 7:54pm On May 13, 2023
zenithgroup:
I had doubt her before she ask me to confirm it myself on several occasions.
Lol,
I'm not doubting you, I'm just asking how you confirmed it.
But know regardless that if it's not by medical examination, you been on a goose chase mahn.
HealthRe: Who Is To Blame.the Killer,the Authority Or The Victim? (photos) by balaclava: 7:51pm On May 13, 2023
Blame the user.

However, the man whose beautiful lungs are in this image is also dead.

Something must kill a man.

SportsRe: Israel Adesanya’s Ex-girlfriend Takes Legal Steps To Get Half Of His Wealth by balaclava: 7:36pm On May 13, 2023
OneCandleAway:
In new Zealand so far you've dates for about 3 years the woman can claim a part of your property when you break up.
Wow!

Jaws dropped!

Nothing favours a male in this systems mahn.
AutosRe: Car Search: 2011 Armoured Range Rover by balaclava: 7:28pm On May 13, 2023
Somehow, you made reading this sound more like it's a stolen vehicle than you are a potential buyer.

Just saying
FamilyRe: What Is Your Advice To Those Getting Ready For Marriage by balaclava: 7:23pm On May 13, 2023
Marry if you want to.

It has its advantages; companionship, combined resources, nuclear kinda family procreation, children and a lot more.

...also has its low points, subtle bondage 😀, Cheating, Fights/Misunderstandings and lots more.

Do whatever suits you but know that going forward it's your responsibility.
SportsRe: Israel Adesanya’s Ex-girlfriend Takes Legal Steps To Get Half Of His Wealth by balaclava: 7:14pm On May 13, 2023
This move is going straight from her mouth into the garbage, they ain't married.

But in a case where she can prove that the original intention was for you to share the beneficial interest and that they've at one time made payment for your rent, they can be entitled to half your property. 😀 Like the fk?

Voila!
Christianity EtcRe: Kindly Give Me Advice by balaclava: 6:47pm On May 13, 2023
1. No kill me with laff abeg, Hw did you confirm she is a virgin? Won ti gbe e ni handicap.

2. If she tells you the pastor is making passes at her but kips visiting him, she is no only doing chores. Ani won ti gbe e ni handicap se grin

3. Na only you dey practice this abstinence o, the girl dey grind her coochie wondering what spec of mumu are you grin grin
PhonesRe: Best 3 Phones Between (70 - 90 Thousand Naira)(among Tecno,infinix,redmi Device) by balaclava: 6:38pm On May 13, 2023
Nex123:
Thanks, let me check out it's spec.

I've checked it, it's a good phone sha, it was the best entry level phone in 2022 i think. But i want something a little better smiley . Thanks anyways sir.
That's fine.
Thank you too.
PhonesRe: Best 3 Phones Between (70 - 90 Thousand Naira)(among Tecno,infinix,redmi Device) by balaclava: 6:36pm On May 13, 2023
Sunflawa:
What's wrong with the flashlight?
Very low for torch light use compared with other low end phones
HealthRe: Help I Feel I've Been Cheated by balaclava: 5:34pm On May 13, 2023
Your narrative has issues.
Did you request for a pack, if so it contains 84 tabs in a pack.
If otherwise, you might have been cheated.
RomanceRe: Why Nigerian Women Dump Their Husbands After Relocating Abroad by balaclava: 5:25pm On May 13, 2023
Nothin special.
It's in the blood, naija environment & law no too favour those kain behaviour but over there, na free for all.
So they only act out what has been dormat all along.
PhonesRe: Best 3 Phones Between (70 - 90 Thousand Naira)(among Tecno,infinix,redmi Device) by balaclava: 5:20pm On May 13, 2023
Sorry, I can't recommend 3 but permit me to recommend the one I have tested & has all the features you mentioned.
I recommend Redmi 12c (budget phone)
I am currently using it, the only downside *for me* is the flashlight.
RomanceRe: One Year Old Marriage And You’re Tired For No Reason. by balaclava: 4:09pm On May 13, 2023
Wether 1 wk or 1 yr. If you are tired of your marriage, there must be a reason.
FashionRe: Woman's Before And After Makeup Transformation Will Leave You Speechless by balaclava: 12:41pm On Nov 16, 2020
Ah! #mouth wide open #

Mafo!
RomanceRe: What Is One Bad Habit You Know You Have But Unable To Stop by balaclava: 12:39pm On Nov 16, 2020
Smoking igbo dt year.
EducationRe: How To Make Your Woman Want To Have Sex With You by balaclava: 12:20pm On Nov 16, 2020
1. Make money
2. Make a lot of money
3. Repeat 1 and 2 above

That's the end.
EducationRe: “wahala For Student Wey No Get Business O” – Nigerian Student Proudly Shows Off by balaclava: 4:49pm On Nov 08, 2020
A lot of students no get person wey fit give us the kain money wey go fit run this kain package.

I'm not saying the money was given to him but most students don't have a source of money for this kinda set up.

To get table and canopy sef na big wahala.

Thank God if you have someone helping you get ahead but remember you are not better than others, if they had similar assistance they might even break records.
EducationRe: Doctor Or Lawyer Which Profession Has More Intelligent People by balaclava: 4:16am On Oct 08, 2020
Ortintin:
When we were in skul every department often defends their courses to be the hardest, despite I studied mathematics, we all knew passing medicine or being this faculty shows you are atleast brilliant.

To the quote I have a IQ score of 121, what is yours?
Making this about competition further shows you are not intelligent
EducationRe: Doctor Or Lawyer Which Profession Has More Intelligent People by balaclava: 6:56am On Oct 07, 2020
Putting lawyers and doctors as a mark of intelligence show you are not intelligent.
RomanceRe: The Snake We Caught With Wire In Our Farm. by balaclava: 3:09pm On Sep 19, 2020
Thats a Gaboon Viper.

CelebritiesRe: Pic: See This Marriage In Abidjan and tell me what you think by balaclava: 6:21pm On Sep 02, 2020
This already half dead man want to be completely dead. Lol
RomanceRe: Maroon 5 Has Lost His Mind! See What He Was Caught Doing (photos)) by balaclava: 6:18pm On Sep 02, 2020
Who else thought it was something serious then got here and was surprised to see it was ordinary weed.
Ogbeni, park well. Next!!!
RomanceRe: Beautiful Homeless Lady Roaming The Street Of Abuja by balaclava: 2:13pm On Jun 24, 2020
Na 3310 Nokia camera you use?
EducationRe: 15 Brutal Truths People Do Not Want To Hear by balaclava: 2:55am On Jun 09, 2020
Omo...
You get time o
RomanceRe: Lady Uses Chicken Leg As Waist Bead by balaclava: 2:50am On Jun 09, 2020
Correct Anti Rape Procedure.

Just put same in the front as well.
RomanceRe: Woman Reveals How Her Husband Rough Handles Her During Sex,beats Her Until He Ej by balaclava: 3:10pm On May 22, 2020
grin
Lolzz

I can't laff abeg

That 7th paragraph na die.

Buhahahahaha
EducationRe: Twelve Kind Of Men That Might Not Be Successful If They Don't Work On Their Life by balaclava: 12:02pm On May 18, 2020
What, my son? and what, the son of my womb? and what, the son of my vows?

Give not thy strength unto women, nor thy ways to that which destroyeth kings.

Proverbs 31.2-3
PoliticsRe: Poor Nigerians Are Very Wicked And Heartless Than Politicians by balaclava: 5:08am On Apr 06, 2020
The rich are getting richer
The poor are getting GREEDY
PoliticsRe: Reps Member Finally Locates The Fish Seller In A Viral Coronavirus Video by balaclava: 5:02am On Apr 06, 2020
kollinz1234:
I don't even understand this news; is it that because she said the virus if for the rich so the reps member went to transfer the virus to her to prove a point or what?
Mad ooh grin

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