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Politics / Re: Mansion: Bukola Saraki's House In Ilorin (Photos) by balaclava: 11:41am On Feb 06, 2019
Drone ni awon ore mi
Romance / Re: The Problem With Fine Boys by balaclava: 2:47pm On Feb 02, 2019
kollinzgee:
,stop pinking your lips,gyming your body and work on your purpose......

When did gymin my body equals not working on my purpose,
When did not gymin my body equals working on my purpose.

Think
Celebrities / Re: 10 Iconic Rappers That Have Never Won A Grammy Award by balaclava: 9:09pm On Jan 20, 2019
Nas own Na him pain me pass.

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Crime / Re: Father Beheads His Daughter In Abeokuta To Punish Cheating Wife. Photos by balaclava: 7:32pm On Jan 18, 2019
Man lied

Wanted to use d head for money ritual ni
Politics / Re: Buhari Reading Vanguard Newspaper, What Story Do You Think Is Reading ? by balaclava: 2:20pm On Jan 07, 2019
Buhari doesn't give a flying f**k.
Romance / Re: When You Enter A Woman by balaclava: 7:18am On Jan 03, 2019
When you enter a woman
......
It's simply called SEX abeg.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Npower Monitoring Team Has Been On The Road Touring The States For A Few Day by balaclava: 9:18pm On Dec 06, 2018
Is that not Ondo state governor; Akeredolu with Npowers Mr Afolabi I see wearing a Buhari/Osibanjo shirt?

Abeg stop lying na, every man seeing this knows this is campaigning and not monitoring.

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Phones / Re: UPDATE: Someone Please Help Me Find OKE JOHN ADEWALE by balaclava: 6:39am On Dec 01, 2018
Your best bet is to send him something small in his account... May be very very small.
Then in d description convey your message.

Try dt first.

That's your best bet!

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Phones / Re: Meet The Lady Behind The Customer Voice Care On MTN by balaclava: 12:47pm On Nov 18, 2018
Rubbish
Celebrities / Re: Caption This Photo Of New Born Baby Guided By 2 Black Cats (photo) by balaclava: 7:26pm On Nov 17, 2018
Naughtysite:
There is nothing demonic about cats

You r right

Na human beings demonic pass.

Beru eyan, sa fun aiye
Phones / Re: Which Network Has A Very Friendly Browsing Package ?? by balaclava: 2:37pm On Oct 23, 2018
Airtel.
Phones / Re: What Is The Most Awkward Wifi Name You Have Heard by balaclava: 1:32pm On Oct 17, 2018
Virus alert!!!
Romance / Re: When Naija Men Say "But He Still Fûcked You" Like It's My Loss. Smh by balaclava: 9:09pm On Oct 11, 2018
Jamariwolff:

unlike other ladies that feel ashamed, I don't. I carry it on my head and ain't afraid to say to any gossip that "yes, he's part of my bodycount".

Body count that you have lost counts.
Phones / Re: Which Phone Should I Get? 30k Budget by balaclava: 7:50am On Oct 10, 2018
Romance / Re: How Many Bodycount Is Ok For A Lady? by balaclava: 7:41am On Oct 10, 2018
Ah!

Most of em gals can't even remember.

They've gone way past counts.

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Romance / Re: Man Tries To Drag Girlfriend Home After Seeing Her With Another Guy. Photos by balaclava: 7:30am On Oct 10, 2018
Act
Acted
Acting
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-power Creative Is Coming Soon. Stay Tuned For All The Details Here. #npowerng by balaclava: 11:16am On Oct 09, 2018
npowerng:


It’s obvious that you’re not a beneficiary of this program, cause payment for two months was made for the first set of beneficiaries that was enrolled.

Get your facts Right sir.

Ogbeni,

Abeg park well.

You don't know Nada about the internal scam of the program, you only post what you are told.

Imagine you are the person going to one school paying t.fare and feeding for two month and not being paid. But no you wouldn't imagine dt.

Abeg your post are becoming boring. Don't come here n post crap again until payments are made.

Be guided
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower Owing Beneficiaries Two Months Salaries by balaclava: 12:17pm On Oct 08, 2018
Kenoxman:
I love this zoo,there cannot be any better zoo.

Hmnnnn...

Really?

As one of the animals or zoo keepers?
Crime / Re: Israelite Husband Of Yemisi Hassz Killed By Her Nanny In Abuja, Mourns (photos) by balaclava: 8:55am On Oct 08, 2018
But why am I suspecting the oyinbo man.

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Romance / Re: Why Do People Refer To Sex As Just Mere "10mins Enjoyment"? by balaclava: 8:47am On Oct 08, 2018
Gaspardd:
why would pple refer to sex as just mere 10mins enjoyment?

Because dts just what it is.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower Owing Beneficiaries Two Months Salaries by balaclava: 8:44am On Oct 08, 2018
Nigeria is a zoo
Politics / Re: President Buhari Wears Igbo, Yoruba & Hausa Attires As He Accepts APC Ticket by balaclava: 4:01am On Oct 07, 2018
That red one with Tiger head... Gucci

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Why Is Life So Unfair? by balaclava: 9:35am On Oct 04, 2018
Life is unfair to you because you are destined for greatness.

Don't give up. Your time will come.

Believe.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: # Finally N-power Volunteers To Be Absorbed,into The Fed. Civil Service by balaclava: 9:31am On Oct 04, 2018
Be deceiving yourself
Politics / Re: Why Buhari Can Never Ever Win 2019 by balaclava: 7:50pm On Sep 29, 2018
As much as I'm not a Buhari supporter I would have loved your topic but with the events of Ekiti and Osun i won't deceive myself so don't deceive yourself either.
Buhari will WIN 2019.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Will Never Apply For A Federal Government Job Again Without Strong Connection by balaclava: 11:09am On Sep 28, 2018
You just dey know?

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Romance / Re: Arab Couple Poses With Camel As They Kiss Each Other In Pre-wedding Photo by balaclava: 8:59pm On Sep 27, 2018
Obinkita:
Why are they dressed in black?
.

Because they choose to

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Politics / Re: Facts Emerged On How INEC Compromised Osun Election by balaclava: 10:07pm On Sep 23, 2018
Croesuscrown:
INEC declares the Osun State Election in which PDP's Senator Adeleke had most votes inconclusive over the margin (353) being less than cancelled votes.
But INEC named APC's Haruna Isah winner of the 2018 Kogi HOR by-election despite the margin (12,015) being LESS than cancelled votes.
INEC will destroy Nigeria.

INEC and Buhari will destroy Nigeria.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower To Pay 2017 Beneficiaries On November 10th by balaclava: 2:04pm On Sep 23, 2018
pp802:


They didn't promise you 31st of August. They said it will be due by 31st of August, and moreover they've started paying. They are paying in batches. I know someone who has received his August stipend....not in Lagos!

Some states are still yet to submit their deployment schedule. That is not npower's fault. If you're a Lagos beneficiary or one of the affected states, it is the fault of that state's coordinator.

It'll somehow pay you guys though, cos you guys might get both August and September at the same time, if they don't submit till the end of this month.

Be positive people!

If this government did not bring this program to help the unemployed youths, nothing would happen or nothing would have happened. Some of you would probably still be job searching.

This program would help you learn, equip you, and give you small fund to start small. The best you can do for yourself is to use the opportunity wisely.

For those in NAgro, learn fish rearing(fish pond) or even poultry. Go to your PPA and learn it well. As you receive your stipend, save some part and at the end, add to what will be given and start up any of the two biz options above. This is the advice I gave my cousin sis. It still doesn't stop you from searching for your dream job as you are working, if you desire, but nothing like having your own biz, no matter how small.

#Don't despise your little beginning


You can lie for Japan
Health / Re: Abraham Okodugha: Self Medication Affects UNIPORT Graduate (Graphic Photos) by balaclava: 9:36am On Sep 19, 2018
mvem:
...its is medical case... Common, must everything be spiritual.. Seems like Johnson syndrome when your body reacts to medication

Ok,
But what I know, I know
And what you know, you know
Let's just keep moving in our separate lanes.
No hassles
Health / Re: Abraham Okodugha: Self Medication Affects UNIPORT Graduate (Graphic Photos) by balaclava: 9:13am On Sep 19, 2018
Codo22:


waz rung with yhu....sme1 clearly stated self medication caused this nd ur saying spiritual....ahbi ur pastor told u so

I know what I know
You know what you know
I don't make what you know my business
Don't make what I know your heart ache

...and nothing is wrong with me though I am beautifully imperfect.

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