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lapintoz:
Don't worry Google. I will pay this fine on your behalf 😎😎😎.

Putin, please send your bank account details for immediate transfer.

Hahaha, looks like you don't know the amount at stake.

Even the government of the US, the UK, France, China, the UAE, Kuwait, Italy, Switzerland Australia and Austria combined cannot SETTLe amounts equal to the stated sum in legal disputes.

Heck, looks like you are asleep or dizzy when you typed this ba?

Facebook would have to pay me more than double what Google is required to pay these Russians.

Brace up guys, tough times, very, very tough times ahead.

lonelydora:
E fit be Ikwerre people wedding.

I attended my guy's wedding. And he pulled suit, and jumped down from his seat to go and help his mom fight over food.

We, the groomsmen, come dey hold am dey beg am make him no spoil him wedding.

I hailed the guy's wife for comporting herself. She was just sobbing.

Who does that on their wedding day? You are kidding, right?

It is well.

DiamondsAreFore:
https://pagesix.com/2024/10/29/lifestyle/elon-musk-buys-35m-texas-compound-for-his-11-kids-and-2-of-their-3-mothers-report/?utm_source=youtube&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=nypost

Elon Musk following the Lord's command.

Stopmyaddict:
Guy delete that picture o
And don't screenshot your betting app to anyone.
E get why

If you share your betting history, you can choose to blur some vital details like your name and phone number.

A hacker needs more than what I just shared to hack a user's account.

And just because you have my ticket ID, trade ID, time of wager and other miscellaneous details does not give you access to my account in anyway.

Hackers are not magicians. They need some vital details about a user's account which can be blurred.

Stopmyaddict:
.

Wetin you need ham for??
You won hack?

No, sir.

Actually, I don't have any reason to disbelieve him because he has not lied to me before but I refuse to believe everything (and anything) I see on the internet without corroborative proofs. This is applicable not just to him, but to every other person.

On the internet, every claim is untrue until proven with concrete evidence to be true.

It is very easy to claim that you have five brand new stadiums for sale in Singapore, you know where I am getting at, this is the internet. It has become the norm to cook up stories.

I am not saying he's lying; people lose more than that in a day, in hours, but like other claims made by internet users online without corroborative proofs, I refuse to believe with just a screenshot until he's able to show his betting history and some lost bets he's made with the transaction ID clearly spelled out..

Tochi3:


..BATist..see lögic.. i am flabbergasted

..should BATists also be patient & wait for the outcome of Tinubulation aka Tpain..whom you glorify to hell..

..is it an allegation or reality..?

Oga, it is clearly stated in the headlines that it is still an allegation.

Must you call out your political adversaries over every tittle even when they might be right?

FindX:
This month alone, I have spent 1.5 million naira on betting yet no positive result. This thing no be life I swear down..

I don leave am for people wea get money abeg. Haba!!!

Hello @FindX,

I actually find this very, very hard to believe.

Before saying anything further, could you kindly share a screenshot of your betting app or account that corroborates what is in your screenshot.

Merry100:
Another English teacher. Talk true jor, it’s my comment that got to you, not the missing 'that.' There is no way that just the word 'that' is making you cry this much. Anyway, do me a favour, be proofreading all my comments for me, I’m always making typos.

You said that men should be grateful that women that women chose them.

What a very mad-arse, crass thing to say. Is it that women should be grateful that men chose them or the reverse?

What an absolute thoughtless statement!

If God created the woman for the man, then it must stand to reason that it is the play thing that must be grateful to the played-upon.

I don't know where you get your logic from.

I do not proofread most of my comments too. Seun is not paying me to do that.

Merry100:
If every woman go for handsome men how will guys like you marry? Women have high taste o. We will just be selecting men like Leonardo DiCaprio, Michael B Jordan, Lee Min-ho, Will Smith, Idris Elba. If we want to pick from Nigerian, at least we will pick guys like Maurice Sam. You should be thanking God we are considerate. 😂🤣🤣

Lol.


Wow, that's another verbal diarrhea.

Allotrope69:
Kurudu

Hmm. Not heard of that place.

Are you based in the northern, central, or southern part of the state?

leksymaxy:
pls leave that kind of job, that was how one school asked me to be taking biology ss1-3, agric jss1-ss3 , pHe jss1-3 and also work as hostel master of the hostel, i will be taking cab of 700 daily with a monthly pay of 100k i rejected the job and left the school, i later got a job very close to my house without the need to take transport and taking biology ss1-3 and agric ss1-3 with a monthly pay of 80k. Bro see dont let them use you oooo, most of these private schools are wicked and can waste your youthful days away. Leave their job for them and look for one that won't stress you much.

When I saw your pay I have to ask where you live.

Where do you live?

According to what I was told, in my domain, where I live you would not get more than 45k if you are just starting with the school.

Allotrope69:
I'm in Nassarawa State

Where in Nassarawa state?

pharmagba:
Be strategic and reserve you energy
Tell each children to bring a red pen to school
Solve the questions and put the answers on board
Tell each student to mark his/ her work with red pen and make corrections with the red pen
After this, assuming you have 10 questions, do a physical assessment of student performance eg students scored 1010 should show by raise of hand, student that sore 9/10 should raise of hand.
You can also be strategic and ask student that got answer to a particular challenging question should show by rais of hand.
Using this strategy you do 3 things at the same time: marking, correction and identifying student understanding of concepts.
The only thing you mark yourself is test and exams
I love teaching maths and I always find a way to better at it and I desist teachers that complain. It's either you go management for pay rise or simply resign.

I don't agree with this method, sir.

Yes, he should be strategic and reserve his energy, but delegating his duties as their teacher to the students is not okay.

His red pen and only his red pen should be seen on the students' book or handbook and there are many good reasons why it should it be done this way.

He should try to reach a compromise with the school management. Mathematics teachers need more idle time for many reasons. The authorities need an Econs teachers. It is as simple as that.

samwheel:
Agreed!

But they're not enough if it doesn't bring home trophies or goals or assists or glory to the team at the end.

Ronaldinho was like Okocha too but brought glory to the club, and has stamped his name amongst the best midfielder of all time, not that he had so much G/A to show.

That's what football is, not just dribbling



Kingsley Coman of Bayern is a very skillful dribbler, do you even remember his name when you're mentioning current good players?

Your points are very valid. I agree.

A player's goal should be coming home with the trophy.

However, not everyone can take first place. Not every team or player would come home with the gold or silver or bronze medal. Only a slot is available for these positions especially for the gold medal which every other contestants strives for. Someone has to come last or second to the last.

Their contribution in the interim is what matters. Especially as it has to do with what I mentioned before you replied. We must not get worked up over winning the medal. Coming first is an achievement, no doubt, a part of entertaining one's self, but there are other aspects which we often neglect especially as it has to do with individual brilliance. I already mentioned them.

I would rather a team I support plays extremely good football, pass the ball around, dribble and hit the bar hundred times and lose than win every round-robin match with an incredibly streak of luck and then proceed to win the tournament.

The trophy is not as important to me as the events before it. What you do in the interim is just as important, or more important, than the final result especially in the field of play. We all know that the final scoreline of most football matches is a combination of many factors. Many skillful players would often get called out, or even benched because they dribble or hold the ball for too long.

You'd hear words like, that is not what we want! That is not what we called you to do! Pass the fucking ball.

These are very, very good players that I would not trade for anything.

Okocha, is a case study, but sadly many don't think this way.

A player has to be under your radar to make mention of him or his achievements. Sadly, a very good player might fall out of favour with his employers/boss or they might not see him as good enough for certain roles. It's all perspectives.

samwheel:
Just dribbling has no value in football.

U skillful, yet achieved almost nothing in football.

No better award or trophies to show for it.

Even CAF award wey oshimen don bag, him no win, talk more of winning anything significant in Europe

Oga, dribbling, being extremely skillful, throwing that mad killer pass, a touch of acrobatic control, and many more are extremely useful and needed in football.

We want to see more and more of these as we entertain ourselves with the game.

Sadly, we don't see more of these in this generation of two sure odds that has extremely damaged men's psyche.

All they want is for a player to put the ball at the back of the net and are threatening fire and brimstone for missed opportunities.

I am a self-made multi-billionaire. I have several billions in different bank accounts today. I made it through gambling.

If my memory does not fail me, I was able to correctly predict 15 correct scores including three 7 - 0s.

You are free to ask me any questions.

The floor is all yours guys.

You are welcome.

WoundedLamb:
What guarantee do you have that the knowledge you have now would fetch you $50 at the age of 45 if you had it earlier? What knowledge do you even have now?

Exactly. This words of yours had sooner jumped out of my own lips before I had read them here. You are quite sound, mehn.

What good is knowledge in and of itself? It is useless. To know this and that.

Knowledge in and of itself is of no good and would only make one miserable in the long run. A recipe for disaster. I want the money oo jare.

TellAll1:
The United Bank for Africa, UBA, has been operational for the past 75 years. Just like every other commercial bank, UBA has consistently been one of the most profitable banks in Nigeria. Precisely, it was the most profitable bank in 2023, where profits were recorded in trillions and in billions, asset-wise, in liquidity,, etc.
However a humongous part of their existence as an organisation has been marred by insensitivity to the welfare of her workforce, notably, the outsourced staff.


The management of UBA is quite terrible and has totally failed when it comes to staff welfare, maintenance, development, rewards, compensations, and many others.
Pain points.

1. They are the least paying mega bank in Nigeria. They have core staff still earning below #160,000 even after over 10years of service in the bank.
As at today, this 75 year old Bank, still have a set of work force that earn less than a Hundred thousand naira monthly.
It's sad I guess??
Hygiene Officers ~#33,000+
Security Personnel ~#50,000 -#58,000
Drivers ~##50,000-#58,000
Direct Sales Agents~ #60,000
Tellers and CRO's #94,000-#113,000
Most mega banks in the past 2 years have done over 100% basic salary increment, but not UBA.
There's a rumor flying underground that due to the increase in minimum wage, they are planning to take the salaries of contract staff who have worked for over five years to about #175, 000, others would be between #138,000-#154,000 for Operation staff. If you complain, senior Management like @ Alex Alozie and the likes will tell you to resign quietly, as this is UBA and not Zenith, Access nor GTB.
The entire management are all pranksters, full of propaganda, quick to sanction and penalise for flimsy reasons, but have never seen the need to be competitive in payment. They would always remind you that there is no job in Nigeria, hence, you better hold this job you have because you are well paid.

2. Career Path:
Having spent years in the bank, they would still not give room for conversion to a full core staff like their counterparts. Rather, they came up this month of October 2024, with a GMAP propaganda that only permits BSC holders not more than 30 years to apply. This level of disparity and Dichotomy has left a huge percentage of UBA staff( core and Contract) in pain. It makes them look irrelevant, uneducated , incompetent and unwanted. Yet, they want you to go the extra mile, but the management wouldn't.
If truly we aren't qualified to take up these positions, why then were we employed? When the earliest sets of GMAP'S underwent training, this same outsourced staff were a part of the people they learnt from. Imagine you teaching your would be supervisor!!!
Most banks would set conversion tests so that the high flyers amongst these core staff could make it into full time employment.

3. Unlike their competitors, contract staff (outsourced) of UBA are not entitled to any other package aside their basic salary.
- No loans
- No Leave allowance
- No quarterly pay
-No profit sharing or bonus
-13th month salary is #10,000
-December package: Half bag of rice and a jar of vegetable oil.
-#10,000 increment takes place every two years.

4. Work-life Balance.
The kind of job done in this 75 year old bank is a Sunday to Sunday type of job. You close on weekdays, join WhatsApp classes and meetings after work, market the brand every weekend ( Operation Staff 5 accounts while sales staff are to open 10 accounts
Is this fair? 😭 Aren't these workforce humans? Shouldn't they have a life of their own outside the bank? Ndi United Bank!!!

Bank staff are really tired. Someone needs to hear and help them out. A satisfied staff would lead to a very satisfied customer." We work in a bank and live like the paupers", said a staff.
" They would tell us not to live above our means, yet we are actually living beneath our means", said another .
For a bank this profitable, owing to the fact that they garnered the most profit in 2023. , this is really bad.

UBA does not reward staff effort, rather, they complain, bring up propaganda, all in a bid to dissuade staff members from crying out.

Hello OP.

Are you an employee of UBA and did you write this yourself or you got it from someone?

Are you a contract staff of UBA? If yes, for how long have you worked with them.

Ibechris2:
I give to igbos only.
Those guys are credit honest and most of them are true to their bonds.

I don't mean to sound tribal but that is the reality and having worked in the bank, I can confidently say this anywhere as I saw this during my work days in the bank.

The Igbos are not the only credit-worthy borrowers. Lol.

I understand, you might be talking from experience, but you need to shove that take.You need to understand that good virtues know no tribe. It knows no ethnicity or religion. Good virtues care very little for your skin colour, the region you're from or who you are. People are not credit-worthy because they are Igbos or because they come from certain regions. It might surprise that, at a point in your lending career, you assisted a cunning, despicable fellow who's everything but a non-credit worthy Igbo business man.

I am not asking you to lower your guards or accommodate the request of every borrower who makes request; rather, I am saying -you should have a comprehensive system of doing your checks before disbursing your loans beyond being Igbo. There are cunning Igbos everywhere.

jibsiddy456:
Toor. I said that few years back too

No one can consistently predict the outcome of something futuristic.

That is what being skilled in something of this nature entails.

A man might predict 15 correct scores of a football fixture on a particular day and have 2, 000 tickets binged in the following week.

I'm not even talking of predicting the result of 15 matches; I am talking of predicting the correct scores of 15 matches.

If you do the Maths of someone achieving that feat, the probability of someone predicting that correctly, is almost zero. it is zero actually if I would not be economical with the truth, and yet, I can tell you with utmost confidence that such a fellow who does predict that correctly does not "sabi."

Lol.

jibsiddy456:
U see dat football betting...it sweet pass forex if u sabi am. I know wat im talking about

Nothing like if you sabi am. Dem no dey "sabi" predictions.

You need more than human knowledge to sabi am. In fact, you need foreknowledge to sabi am.

Na only God get foreknowledge.

If dem dey sabi am ni, all of us suppose dem sabi am na.

SPF247:
Goodnight

It's not yet night.

Say good morning instead.

Reggaero:
i didn't read what you wrote but

nice words

If you didn't read my words, how do you know that it is nice?

Ibechris2:
My side incomes are.

Peer to peer lending.

Capital gains from properties.

Interest profit from mutual funds & compounding.

Rental income from shop.

I purchase property for people for profit purposes.

With all of the above,I've made[for reason best known to me]naira this year on this.

Peer-to-peer lending is extremely risky because it depends on your borrowers acting in good faith towards you. Even if you are getting matched on a website, you're still at risk of losing all your investment.

This, to me, would eventually lead to a zero-sum game where your profits and investment would get eaten by bad debtors. In fact, I'd say peer-to-peer lending is worse than a zero-sum because you're almost guaranteed to start from scratch at some point. Man is not as nice and honest as he claims to be no matter what he portrays himself to be.

I would rather try my luck on Sporty. Lol.

I think my comment on peer-to-peer lending is also applicable to mutual funds you talked about, or do I misunderstand the difference between them?


If you have a shop that you rent out for profit, then you are good. Most of us are not privileged to own properties, much less rent them out. This is a nice side income. I think this also applies to capital gains from properties you talked about.

In my opinion, this is the only viable side income you currently have.

The VAR called the referee's attention to an incident in the last minute of the game and he awarded a penalty after reviewing the incident on the VAR screen.

In my opinion that is not a penalty.

Seems some referee are incapable of independent thoughts once the VAR officials ask them to have a look for themselves. Your decision as a referee should be independent of what other officials think. One would hardly get contentious actions overturned once referees are asked to look at the screen. It is really sad.

Manchester United did not deserve to lose today because of that referee's decision. They lost today's match because the referee was asked to review an incident, not because the referee, having reviewed the incident, saw merit or any gross misconduct in the field of play. We certainly didn't. This type of poor decision-making has cost me money today.

Ibechris2:
Practically,I have done all of the above and thank God I did it early.

I work where I earn 250k gross but honestly,my side income is equivalent of my five years salary and I am a level 12 officer soon to resign from this job.

All what u have said is nothing but the truth.

For young men and women in their 20's, start early and refrain from gambling and wastages of keeping girl friends here and there. They are bunch of distraction and same applies to ladies who wants to be focus,leave men alone and focuss on your ambitions.

What is your side income?

deltateam:
Who knows the similarities among Bolivian , Northern Ireland and Singaporean premier leagues?

This guy you just want to get at me.

How would knowing how similar they are help anyone win their bet?

Joeblaze26:
Make I bend if I reply this nigga again! 😂☹️

Mr. man, you don't know shit and we are trying to educate you and you're still talking trash.

A poster, not you, asked a question and I answered him correctly using another example, then all of you crawled out from where you came from and started talking trash about how I am a talkative and what nonsense.

I even told you that the 2UP is a condition in a wager and not a market. The condition benefits you, not the bookies. If the match had to be settled at the final whistle then it didn't satisfy the conditions put forth.

That should be common sense na.

If the game had to wait till the full-time whistle to be settled, then clearly, it didn't satisfy the conditions of the bet. All bet would eventually be settled anyway, but not all bets are settled at full-time. Ask yourself, when the bet was settled at full-time, was it because they won the match or because they were 2UP? It was because they won the match obviously. Wining a match and being 2UP are entirely different things. A team may be 2UP and not win the match, it would still be settled as a won bet because it satisfies 2UP. Conversely, a team may win and not be 2UP. It would also be marked as a won bet, but not because 2UP was satisfied. It's because the 1x2 condition was satisfied which states that the team with the highest goal wins.


If you play over2.5, for instance, and your bet has to be settled at full-time, then clearly you lost the bet (and didn't satisfy the condition) unless the team scores the third goal with the full whistle. All over2.5 are settled before the final whistle unless the team scores with the final whistle. Similarly, all 2UPs are settled before the final whistle unless the team scores the second goal margin at the final whistle.

Clearly, your comprehension level is below par. Don't quote me again.

Joeblaze26:
Sigh! ☹️
Abeg e don do 😩🙏
I give up bro....You're indeed a talkative 😂

I hope this skill of yours isn't for nothing, I hope you're making some money off it 😒

Eyah, instead of admitting that you are being schooled. You, as usual, resort to insult. The 2UP is a condition and not a market. It can still be marked as a won bet regardless of the final outcome of the match, so you should be aware now, if you are not, that Brentford FC didn't win by the 2UP.

Instead of just admitting that you just properly understood the 2UP option, you're throwing childish tantrums as if I am in competition with you. I no send you at all. You are very, very very inconsequential and all your opinion does not count at all. The only reason I would be lost from this thread is if all the guest who frequent this thread sign up and ask me to leave, but not till then bro. I am not just here to talk to you. If you are interested in having meaningful conversations, fine. If not, fine, too.

All your talks of me being a talkative is nothing to me. Your opinion does not count. I am not going to be anything other than I am to please anyone. My content would continue to be as exhaustive as I can make them to be. Lol.



How can I laugh in a way that pleases God?

Joeblaze26:
No how person no go misyarn if you don dey talk too much. Wetin dem ask you, wetin you dey talk? 😏...Just simple YES/NO answer, you dey drop Novel 😂

See as you just disgrace yourself now 😒

Using your example, in that particular match, Ipswich (2UP) ✅ (Cos they were 2 goals ahead at some point in the match.
Brentford (2UP) also ✅ (Cos they eventually won the match)

Note: The 2UP option only offers a faster payout once your favourite team scores two goals ahead whether they eventually lose the match or not.
However, even if your favourite team didn't score two goals ahead but eventually wins the match, the game would still be marked as won only that this time, you'll have to wait till FT.

So today, both teams in question successfully did the 2UP option.

Do you understand now? Mr ITK 😂

Lol. Both teams successfully did the 2UP option?

Did Brentford FC score more than two goals in the match? Yes, they did.

But was Brentford FC leading by two goals at any point in the match? No, of course not. They weren't.

And even when they did finally scored the fourth goal, were they two goals up at that point? No, of course, they were not. The opponent had equalized at that point

Would Brentford FC get your ticket ticked at any point before the final whistle if you chose them 2UP? No, they wouldn't.

Would your ticket be marked as won after the match? Yes, of course, they did eventually win the match.

Again, in the example I chose to use, although I didn't expressly make clear that Brentford FC is the chosen pick for the 2UP, shouldn't one infer that I might have that at the back of my mind since it would be a bit unreasonable to chose the underdogs to win a football match, which, in this case, is Ipwsich FC, as the odds portray them to be.

Do I have to spell out the chosen pick word for word? If the person I am choosing to reply to chose Mancity instead of Southampton, would I use an example to show that he might as well have chosen Ipwsich Town instead of Brentford? Lol. Some fellows on this board sha. Clearly, I am talking about Brentford not satisfying the 2UP conditions at any point in the match. They did eventually win the match, but not by the 2UP option. The 2UP is a condition the bookies set for running games that enables your ticket to be marked as won even when the game is not completed yet



You need to humble yourself and accept the ways of God my friend. Simple leading by two goals seems very, very difficult to understand and interpret.