₦airaland Forum

illicit:
anytime I make sex at dawn is ways the best.....

very early in the morning when the Muslims are shouting on the speaker....

I like to Bleep at that particular time

FeliciaOja:
I'm calling my Lawyer Right Now
I'm Suing Forbes Africa For Not Including My Name On That List..
I'm a Billionaire For Godsake..
Put Some Respeckt On My Name!!
Igbo Billionaires Should Not Be Left Out

2special:
Cuz of a girl

Clothingonline9:
Click my profile you see my number Nairaland rules sir
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MJBOLT:

i can never be in your shoes

Friedturkey:
A girl I was once involved with was batshit crazy.
During sex she would always ask me to choke her until she passes out, and I will always shout NO! I can't be testing my village people.
One day while she was riding ontop, I decided to get freaky, stretched my hands to her throat and choked her a bit. This girl instantly became possessed by unclean spirits, went from zero to hundred in 5 seconds, started riding like crazy, twitching uncontrollably.
Next thing I knew, she took a pillow, covered my face, and started choking me back while shouting "please babe, pass out for me babe!". I just threw her away and ended the relationship there. Iss nor me you will kill.
That's the best, weirdest, and scariest sex I've ever had.

topedoski:
After urinating will dey put d device in their bags?
I dnt understand?

Humanoid01:
But that's not a personality. Which kind mumu be this?

drLammy:
We too like giveaway for Naija

IMF abeg na... Forgive and forget, .. BUBU won't do it again

bimbodotun:
Just print Naira Notes and pay the debt.......���Too much sense wii not kii mii ���

Stevecreativex:
To cancel the debt his great great great grand father work for abi...

World bank and IMF should just take over the whole Nigeria as collateral

Corporate2020:
Please borrow more Buhari and complete Lagos-Ibadan Expressway, Lagos-Abeokuta-Ibadan-Ilorin-Kano Railway and the 2nd Niger Bridge which Goatluck Jonaddaft commissioned on the drawing board and name it Muhammadu Buhari 2nd Niger Bridge. Also start the Lagos-Calabar Eastern Corridor Railway.

When the next looter comes in as President, he will be paying the loans and there will be little to loot while Nigerians will be enjoying the infrastructure built with the loans.

Yenefer:
This plant is very dangerous to mental health according WHO it's scheduled 1 drugs,. more dangerous than methamphetamine alcohol and cocaine,. yet the lucerfariens are pushing it as medicinal blah blah the day any of my brother smell this drug we will disown him

vickydankal:
I’m married, if I knew what I know now I would have gotten married earlier. Maybe by 24 or 25. You see this thing called career mmmm don’t worry let me not shake this table