Zandena:
As we pray that your badly sagged boobs should rise again and stop obeying the law of gravity!
Anyone who supports Obinna is a miscreant, a religious bigot, a spiritually imbalance of international standard.
Thy labour shall be in vain!
Thy labour shall be in pain!
Thy labour shall be in regret!

No cry nau [right][/right]

KingKO22:
Olosho endorsing Pandora Obituary up nd down the the Zombipigs are jubilating

Maybe bcs Pandora IPOB Liar Obituary get tiny voice they want use him to catch cruize



Wonder shall never end.

See cattarhh!!!

osazsky:
A.c Milan dey craze o...chelsea way everybody dey win...this game just killed my erection for 1 month..I hope dey loose thier next Epl game so that my erection can come back on saturday .foolish Milan.. I am disappointed John and I am not eating again to night nonsense

You're obviously never going to have an erection again pal.

Another one

Tegabadguy:
this news na fake

From their verified Twitter page

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
By now this niggar supposed don know say runz babe them sabi disarm person

People way dey steal hotel towel

I patronize runz babe alot....but as a real niggar I nor dey looseguard
But 40k too much na..them silver or gold plate her kpekus....the highest I pay is 7k
And for all those critizing him for patronising a runz babe....let me tell ya all a secret...apart from the disarming aspect

Runz babe are fun to be with...and you know the funny thing runz babe clean pass our normal girl friend for house...I know I sound stupid but that is the truth...especially when it comes infection them clean pass our regular relationship girlfriend

. Okay Boss...... But how person wan take dey guided like this? Because anyhow you try e still get high chances say sleep go carry you

SisterAnn:
I had goose pimples reading this! I'm like WTF! Thank God for your lives. Imagine going to bury your mum and this happened!

Somehow, I have this distrust for peace mass. When I was in Uni in Enugu, they were notorious for bloody accidents, since then, I avoided them.

Enugu is the exact state I was traveling from, this driver was terrible.... He kept speeding even when they warned him.

MrOreo:

I've never heard anything good about this guys plus my experience with them... Thank God for your life.

For real Bro, this driver kept speeding even when everyone was telling him to limit the speed.

Beautyblogger:


People have been warned about this Peace Mass Transit but you guys would not listen. Thank God for your life.

Broo!! Never heard about it before, it was after we shared our horrible news to people that's when they started telling us about them....... This driver kept speeding even when we were warning him

Barims:


Any update bro

Ogbeni update full street.

By April when I was traveling home for my mum's burial, the vehicle I entered (peace mass trans) was involved in an accident.
our vehicle somersaulted three times on the air, we were 8 inside the vehicle but only 3 of us survived including my snr brother....... I still can't get over the shock till now.

Go girls

Ain't a niggar of monthly salary work so I can't calculate, but just one time transaction wey my woman go do everywhere go set.

Evict everybody from this pussy ass show and close that gadmn house.

Imagine my state gov owing 2 months salary and wanted to donate 25m to a church.

I have my mum's name on my back and an eagle, "NO PAIN NO GAIN" written on my chest..... Planning to add more soon.

Adesina18111:
I love tattoos and I pray to have my body inked soon...every tattoo on these players has meaning to them and reason why they drew them is known to them...
I lost my mom in 2009 the day I gained admission...it was a painful experience to me...being her only child, the bond between us was and is still strong...so I wish to have her face at My back and I will name my first daughter her name...I must have my wife, kids' names on my chest and my Manchester United FC logo on my left arm...
Wish me well today Nairalanders...today is my birthday...
I dedicate this front page to my late mom... continue to rest on Mom

More good life Man, live long and excel.

Tinibu no the sleep till 4:00am?
Na him don turn yahoo man??

Tinubuofemmanu:
Which Yeye Pastor?


It can only happen in Catholic Church and a Catholic Bishop did it.. No be all this yeye Pastor's that use tithes and seeds of brainless members to ride private jets and drive convoys go come reject Governor's money

Exactly! It happened in my church, and it's a Catholic church.

Damnn!!
Evict everybody from this pussy ass show and close that gadmn house.

See as him worwor

OBI
Don't ask me why

Maybe it'll guys with low self esteem that always meets her

Damn!!
They should tie him and through his sorry ass to the dungeon.

Abizz:

Biatch, no sane mind types idiotically like you just did. I mean what are "irl, idk, fr"? Are you in a rush or you are just naturally useless?
I hope your brain isn't as short as your literal expressions.

That's Hypocrisy at it peak Bro!

Damnn!!
Calabar is trying

Chelsea rejected him

Damn!!
He's the only African?

jetwonder:
chai! See chop chop!! Use it sip garri na perfect combination

U Sabi someone!

Damn!!
Wike my niggar! Anywhere you go, we follow..... But not Atiku mbok

Damn!!
Wike my niggar

Damn!!
That's my neighbouring community, many of the refugees are here in my town.