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Sorry oh. She is only working on ur psyche so that U will propose. She is a good girl, I know because I know.

Man Utd 1 while lapsenal is 3

WisdomTank:
Interview btwn a Nigerian immigrant & d consular at d Embassy.....Interview Starts...

OFFICER:- what is your name?

Monday:- M.P sir

OFFICER:- In full please

Monday:- Monday Philips

OFFICER:- your father's name?

Monday:- M.P sir

OFFICER:- what does that mean?

Monday:- Marthin Philips

OFFICER:- your native place?

Monday : M.P sir

OFFICER:- what's that?

Monday:- Mkpuma Province

OFFICER:- what is your qualification?

Monday:- M.P

OFFICER:- (angry) what is thaat?!!!

Monday:- Mathematics Professor

OFFICER:- so why do you need a job?

Monday:- it is because of M.P sir

OFFICER: meaning?

Monday:- Money Problems

OFFICER:- would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?

Monday: MP sir.

OFFICER: and what is that?
Monday:- Marvelous Personality

OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.

Monday:- sir, how was M.P sir?

OFFICER:- and what's that again?

Monday:- My Performance.

OFFICER:- I think u have M P

Monday:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?

OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!!

Hope you are not insulting PMB

Supported now wailers.
Supporters have started distracting PMB, now is no time for campaign. 2019 is still far.

People might appear rich while they are not. Have U seen your sister's pay slip. Anyway let her mother tell her what she expects from her. She should pour out her mind

Propaganda has turned into fuel.
Lol

Let this con3 split oh. We are not one

Fuel scarcity going to two months. Yet we are paying billions on subsidy.
Fraud
Fraud
Fraud!

I just hope you persuade these multinational oil companies to employ, I mean staff o. Not slaves (contract staff)
because Am very interested in collecting 6 digit
Long live Nigeria with oil companies employing our teeming youths

I don't see the relationship between what I just read and fuel selling for #100 and above.
All I cud decipher is that the masses shud continue in this over a Month's fuel scarcity while Senators and other APC big wigs play with our votes.
Itsok

I don't see the relationship between what I just read and fuel selling for #100 and above.
All I cud decipher is that the masses shud continue in this over a Month's fuel scarcity while Senators and other APC big wigs play with our votes.
Itsok
Long live Nigeria without fuel scarcity

President of the WORLD. Touring all countries to ensure U make $1= #1.

Why will you put yourself on the spotlight with this lie. Even Satan will be angry that GOD will recognise you above him.

2019 is behind the corner

This is the beauty of democracy. PMB taut it was 1983 when he promulgated death degrees, gag the press etc. PMB is now coming to terms with the principle of law. You can't decide people's faith like GOD. I hope the Legislature and judiciary will make us proud.
2019 is not far
Long live Nigeria with a judiciary

Am a die hard fan of GEJ. Am praying that 9ja gets better. Let's stop shouting 2019 is by the corner. We will vote APC out if they don't perform.
I just remembered that I was disenfranchised by INEC, I have my temporary card but no PVC.
Long live Nigeria without disenfranchisation

You are good. GOD will give U your dreams

Work has rules. I heard b4 U go into a bank's strong room. U will wear only panties under a gown, after which U will be search before entry and b4 coming out.
Some places of work will ask U to wear suite even under hot sun. Some will say barb ur hair bololo.
Anyway na money fault. Man must wack

Multinational job is cool. Lecturing is cool. Multinational gives U money and death threatening situations, U might be flying chopper every two weeks plus the chemicals U will inhale. That's if U are a field and offshore worker. Also Multinational job is like that of a soldier, U don't have time 4 ur family and loved ones.
Lecturing on the other side is good: U have less safety concerns, less money though U can still afford life's necessities.
IOC can pay U up to 6 digits while lecturing might pay a graduate assistant say #150K.
GOD will guide U brother.

I just bought at #110 but they will tell you it's #87. But after calculating, you wud know it was #110 U paid.
Conoil NTA road, port harcut

The law is an ass. This is another lacuna in our constitution that must be settled by the supreme Court judges.

I guess you are canvassing for 2019.

Ice

Politics of greed. No Nigerian politician is a true democrat, they have got no principles. They keep jumping from 1 party to another. All they care about is stomach infrastructure.

APC party of religious and ethnic politics. I taut APC was based on meritocracy but it's obvious that Am wrong.

Long live Nigeria without religious and ethnic politics.

anonimi:
When will this FGN begin to deliver on its many promises instead of DIVERTING our attention to peripheral decorative matters of NO importance to the daily sufferings of our people?
When



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Four yrs no far

So sad. I wish the maid a better life.
But most people are slaves in Nigeria, working for more than 8hrs and get paid peanuts. Some in oil companies and other firms even die on the job and no compensation is paid to their family because their contract does not say so. Its possible that those that died in Lagos beeach cud suffer the same faith.

Long live Nigeria without contract staff

Self discipline is the first step to preaching discipline. I heard on channels that ministers and those in charge of the national cake take over 25% of the cake. Is that discipline or greed. So pls change topic to " Campaign on greed elimination "

I saw the thread about surviving in the bank as a contract staff. I think the bank is fair, U get tips and relatively no hazard. I know a friend that was a contract staff in one IOC. He had an accident and was sacked without any benefit, because that's what his contract states. If he was a staff the company will have treated him until he gets to his feet, even if it takes months. He said the staff gave them all the hazardous task like handling of chemicals. Do U know I was just checking the meaning of slavery today. I bet U contract staff are slaves.
Long live Nigeria without sycophants

Buhari " I don't know what is subsidy ". But immediately PMB entered office, Subsidy held his leg. Now PMB believes, knows, greets and acknowledges subsidy.
But while we buy fuel at superfluous price, who benefits. Is it subsidy or PMB. This corruption is more gigantic than what happened in the last regime. Billions of naira are robbed off Nigerians everyday because we use over 40 million litres per day.

Long live Nigeria with greatness

PMB is now realising that this is democracy. At first he taut he wud just pronounce people guilty or free, as he did in 1983. The judges are displaying dia prowess in court, I don't blame them. Its dia job.
If he likes he shud start saying the truth. Who returned money- I don't believe MR PMB

Enjoy