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Health / Re: 8 Die At Pitcoin Christmas Palliative Sharing Centre In Rivers State by banio: 9:35am On Dec 17, 2020
HeadShot:


Itshekiri speaks Yoruba?...


Is Itshekiri a Yoruba clan ?
Politics / Re: Metuh: Appeal Court Nullifies Dasuki’s Indictment by banio: 6:47am On Dec 17, 2020
Just thinking out aloud " DASUKI and METUH are in their houses enjoying life".

After this regime, they will be well compensated.


NIGERIAN
Health / Re: 8 Die At Pitcoin Christmas Palliative Sharing Centre In Rivers State by banio: 9:57pm On Dec 16, 2020
HeadShot:


The same fools we see everyday on the forum will come out to tell you... Rivers is not Igbo land....

Are some people not cursed with confusion


So Delta State is Yoruba because Itshekiri bears names similar to Yoruba.

Try and be more open minded.
Romance / Re: Girls Are Quick To Lose Feelings When A Guy Makes These 4 Mistakes by banio: 10:27am On Dec 15, 2020
The only mistake that makes a girl to loss interest is forming caring man and FORGETTING TO KNACK THE PVSSY HARD.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Visits His Cows In Katsina After Refusing To Visit Kankara - SR (Video) by banio: 10:14am On Dec 15, 2020
AlfaSeltzer:
Jubril Al Sudani.


You can now see. Your EYES are OPEN
Food / Re: The Bad Eating Habits I Find So Hard To Stop by banio: 6:32pm On Dec 13, 2020
Watin concern me.

When a multimillionaire like me eats, nobody makes rules.

I eat my food with peace of mind.

However, eating with people or Family, one must respect their feelings by avoiding what they hate or could hate e.g coughing, farting, receiving a long call, belching etc.

Last last, when You are alone just spread your legs wide and enjoy your meal.

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Family / Re: Should I Take Back An Adulterous Wife Because Of The Expensive Bride Price? by banio: 11:39am On Dec 13, 2020
GodWrites:
An adulterous wife will send you to your grave earlier than a bullet from an SKS.

In some traditions, her people will be mandated to pay back every dime you spent marrying her.

Adultery is not something you take lightly, not in Igbo land or Igala.

Get in touch with your people, so they will accompany you to see her people so they can do the necessary things.

Never accept her back, no matter the magnitude of tears and begging. If you give her a chance, she will poison you or probably kill you in your sleep.

Traditionally, the boy is yours. If she's to seek a legal divorce, you'll win custody on the ground that your wife is a hoe, irresponsible, and a bad influence on your son.

My advice to young folks: If you want peace of mind, never marry, get a baby mama instead. There are some good women, they are few and not worth the gamble.

Shalom!

You said traditionally the child is his, which I agree with You. Because that's the major profit in a marriage and there won't be need wasting his money on DNA. Instead he should take the child and train him. So the child knows him as his father.

You other opinion of having a baby mama instead of marriage. Do You think traditionally the child from a baby mama is the guy that didn't marry the mother or the child. Because in some customs, that child is the mother's. The baby Daddy only did a free donation.
Celebrities / Re: iROKOtv Boss, Jason Njoku Clocks 40 Today; His Wife Celebrates Him (Photo) by banio: 6:19pm On Dec 11, 2020
Congrats Paddy Man.

Happy Birthday.
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Shows Off Her Diamond Ring And Chain: Photo & Video by banio: 4:58pm On Dec 11, 2020
Kingscee:
Hanty when are you going to show us your husband?

If she wants one, she will get. She can even buy a husband.
Properties / Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlord/Lady Has Ever Given You? by banio: 6:17am On Dec 11, 2020
Put only the CAP

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Politics / Re: Recession: CITN Charges FG To Widen Tax Net With Informal Sector by banio: 9:09pm On Dec 09, 2020
FarahAideed:
Fucking dullards cheesy cheesy so they believe you can can tax an economy out of recession? cheesy cheesy

Yes ooh. We will tax Nigerians to bail Nigeria out of RECESSION. We will tax Nigerians to the point that no Nigerian can afford to buy imported goods. Then our naira will appreciate and we will be out of recession.

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Politics / Re: Recession: CITN Charges FG To Widen Tax Net With Informal Sector by banio: 9:04pm On Dec 09, 2020
Useless stupid Charter taxation thieves.

How will taxation of Nigerians bail us out of recession.

We need foreign currency. How do we get foreign currency, that's what we should be thinking
Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu: Land Transactions In Lagos To Go Fully Digital Next Year by banio: 7:10pm On Dec 09, 2020
Papa Iyabo has never operated a phone all his life and Sanwo Olu is saying he should go digital in selling his ten plots of land.

Papa Iyabo is in trouble
Celebrities / Re: Mr Eazi Announces Plan To Sell Shares On His Songs To Fans by banio: 6:44pm On Dec 09, 2020
Otedola's idea. Sell your song to the public at 500 million dollars. If the public get luck, then they could make some profit. If the public is unlucky, then na dashing money. Both ways na win win for Mr Eazi.
Everything Easy.

I guess he must have done analysis on his maximum streaming/ profit on his songs and use it as the yardstick.

Anyways watin I sabi

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Romance / Re: I Need Advise On What To Do About A Controversial Girlfriend by banio: 4:21pm On Dec 09, 2020
Hushbingo:
[b]This girl is a very beautiful lady which i know would have lots of suitors on her head. I never even intended dating her until she converted our friendship to relationship.

When we started, i noticed her incessant calls and had to complain about them which got reduced with time. In most cases, i would bring up issues pertaining to her having an affair with some of those people which she would discard and even get angry enough as to quarrel with me.
So, because of the texts and calls she was getting i became suspicious and one evening when i read a text from a guy addressing her as "baby and luv" i finally vented my anger, she strolled out that evening while i waited at home, later on, i took her phone, old phone which she barely uses, i turned it on and went through her Whatsapp messages, it was then that i discovered she has had an affair with a boss she was working for and even got messed up without her salary being paid for that month.

Not just that, other guys too have had their pounds of flesh. I was messed up that evening because this lady would insist we have sex without condom. So messed up that when she came, for the first time in my life, i layed my hands on a woman and slapped her so bad, I even beat her till she was unconcious and when she finally gained conciousness, she started begging and explaining, she even pretended like she wants to drink hypo bleech due to heart break.

To cut the long story short, i got other texts too from guys in her phone, one in particular sent her "are we still seeing today ?" Which she told me she never made any arrangement with the guy.
Well, i have invested much on this girl and i don't want to let her go like that, she had turned me to a brutal guy. I don't know what to do, i don't want to break up with her because she would just shift to another guy the next day, so I need advise on the best medicine for this kind of lady.[/b]


I don't want to break up with her because she would just shift to another guy the following day.
Politics / Re: Senate Slams N10m Fine On Police For Killing UNIPORT Undergraduate by banio: 4:08pm On Dec 09, 2020
PenuelFarms:
Does the Senate have the statutory powers to award damages?

And the compensation is just $21,276.

Na wah!

I don't think so. However, they could have made it a law.
Family / Re: My Sister Want To Expose My Secret Life To My Husband by banio: 4:05pm On Dec 09, 2020
madridguy:
Time registered: February 22, 2020 grin grin grin

Nairaland is now a place where the admin hire writers to write different lies just to drag traffic tongue


This is a common occurrence. Husbands leaving their wives for greener pastures, and wives getting pregnant for another man.

The twist is just what is different in each case.
Family / Re: My Sister Want To Expose My Secret Life To My Husband by banio: 4:01pm On Dec 09, 2020
Hmmmmmm.



Only the gods can advise in this situation.
Politics / Re: President Buhari Swears In Yakubu Mamood As INEC Chairman For A Second Term by banio: 3:49pm On Dec 09, 2020
PopSmoke:
all past presidents have chosen someone from other tribes for this position

it's only this nepotic illiterate own that's different

the man even carry their trademark almajiri hand bag

lol

Buhari loves loyalty. Yakubo is loyal
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Politics / Re: Zulum: Buhari Did Better In Borno, Despite Killings, Statewide Records Show by banio: 2:18pm On Dec 07, 2020
If Zulum said this, then he is happy with BOKO HARAM killing of over 40 farmers.

We expect a total eradication of Boko Haram, not a comparative eradication.

People are dying, let's stop playing POLITICS with HUMAN LIVES

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Politics / Re: Fresh #EndSARS Protest At Lekki Toll Gate, Lagos - AIT by banio: 2:00pm On Dec 07, 2020
ULOPVQ:
The spirit of the revolution never gives up, the more it's put down, it rises higher than the last time. The New Generation has unlocked that spirit, and will stop at nothing until our goals are achieved and our voices are heard.

The government needs to sit up and act that's the only way to quell the protest, you can't keep responding with force because at a certain point the protesters will have no other option than to also respond with equal and proportional force.

#SoroSoke

When protesters/ civilians respond with a proportional force, IT IS CALLED REVOLUTION.

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Politics / Re: Fresh #EndSARS Protest At Lekki Toll Gate, Lagos - AIT by banio: 1:48pm On Dec 07, 2020
This is cataclysmic Catastrophy. The truth about life is the same weather in America or Nigeria or China. When the land is filled with very poor masses and a few very rich individuals, then expect protest. Expect uprising and dissatisfaction.

The government needs to force oil firms, banks and other well to do establishments employ Nigerians as staff and with international comparative salary. This will help to reduce poverty.

Government laws should also encourage entrepreneurship. Common tailor won't have rest from Agboro. Lagos celebrity Agboro is building houses and sending his children to school in America. Why won't the youths protest.


Banks are making unprecedented profit in 2020, yet they sacked workers claiming covid-19 was the cause.
Chevron, Shell, Agip etc are all planning to downsize staff and increase casualisation, Why ?, Because our Government isn't working.

The jobs are still there, but these greedy capitalist want to casualize all Nigerians. Why won't there be desperation and poverty.

Most people protesting are jobless, even those earning #100K a month are still jobless, because they are underpaid. Government needs to UP her game.

Government needs to set a bar of profit or invariably Staffing for these Multinationals. Otherwise they will elope with all our resources via various EVIL PRACTICES.

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Travel / Re: FRSC To Start Arresting Motorists Making Calls While Driving by banio: 7:41am On Dec 07, 2020
So FRSC will start doing phone search to know which driver just made a phone call or just read an SMS or was watching blue film while driving.


Nonsense ingredient
Education / Re: NAAT Warns FG Against Accepting ASUU’s UTAS by banio: 7:35am On Dec 07, 2020
Rgade:
So they warned the FG not to accept ASUU's platform, while equally stating that they had developed a platform of their own.
They are also demanding N100 billion.
All this is because of ASUU's unrelenting struggle. What sort of witchcraft is this.
I hope someone informs them that even the N70bn that FG promised ASUU, 1penny hasn't been seen.

My brother You are right. This this WITCHCRAFT
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Family / Re: Have You Ever Regretted Being Married To Your Partner? by banio: 2:28pm On Dec 06, 2020
Every car is exotic and desirable. But after owing it. The car becomes a burden. A newer car would be desired.

That's the nature of marriage, most couples wish for new partners, new adventures etc.



Life is complex

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Politics / Re: Nora Daduut Of APC Wins Plateau South Senatorial By-Election by banio: 2:15pm On Dec 06, 2020
APC WINNING ALL BYE ELECTIONS IN THE COUNTY.


SAI BABA



ONE PARTY COUNTRY. NO NEED FOR ELECTION. LETS JUST PRACTICE SELECTIONISM BY SAI BABA
Religion / Re: Is Eating In A Dream Necessarily Bad? by banio: 1:59pm On Dec 06, 2020
When I was a child, say like 8years old. Whatever I eat in the dream, I will ask my mother to cook it for me when I wake. Though I was not telling her that I eat in a dream.

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Celebrities / Re: Duncan Mighty: DNA Test Shows My Daughter, Mitchell Is Not Mine by banio: 9:10am On Dec 05, 2020
khingTony:


Like WTF

You are okay with fathering another Man's child, while you are made to think it's yours

No man is Okay with fathering another man's child. But imagine marrying and the first child isn't yours, you divorce her.
Then You jump on the second marriage, another two million or more will be spent on marriage ceremony. This second wife gives you two children and DNA shows the second child isn't yours. So You will divorce the second wife and start planning the third wedding.


My guy me can FIT kill myself for vaginas people. I am doing NO DNA test. After all people adopt children. However, if I catch my wife cheating, then the marriage is OVER. Even if I marry 100 as a serial monogamist and I see all 100 cheating, I will divorce ALL.

But bothering my HEAD with DNA, I don't think so. Except I want to use the DNA test result as a subterfuge to divorcing my wife.
Celebrities / Re: Duncan Mighty: DNA Test Shows My Daughter, Mitchell Is Not Mine by banio: 8:53am On Dec 05, 2020
khingTony:
Just imagine bringing up a child and loving her as yours only to find out that she's another Man's child, how do these hoes live with themselves


So if he didn't have a DNA test done, his wife would have never told him the truth No doubt she's capable of killing him


Well, I know Duncan mighty is not the only man that is fathering/ has fathered a child of another man, there are many men out there fathering another Man's child, that's why you should Have a DNA test on all your children, because a vast majority of these hoes are never loyal, no matter how loyal yours may seem


Know this and know peace smiley



Peace smiley


Except You want to have emotional problems and marry more than one wife. Otherwise a DNA test is a NO NO. Finally You will end up single, heart broken and also a heart breaker(philanderer)


Cheating is not UNCOMMON
.
JUST trust your wife and live ON.

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Politics / Re: Maina Breaks Down As Court Remands Him In Kuje Prison by banio: 10:59pm On Dec 04, 2020
I don't think anything will come out of this case. Maina would walk free at the end of this script
Education / Re: 48-Year-Old Sunday Dare Asefon Emerges NANS President by banio: 10:46am On Dec 04, 2020
NAN means NEWS AGENCY OF NIGERIA.


48years,, I rest my case
Politics / Re: Police Ask Court To Stop Probe Of Abuses By Judicial Panels by banio: 10:57am On Dec 03, 2020
Sack the IGP and his cohorts for instituting such a case.

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