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Politics / Re: Police: Fulani Herdsman Entered Soyinka’s Compound To Search For Missing Cow by banio: 7:51am On Feb 11, 2021
So Wole Soyinka lives in the bush, Okay not bush but Kemta Estate Abeokuta.

So Abeokuta Estates are now breeding and pastoral fields for CATTLES.

Very soon
Very soon
Very soon

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Education / Re: Delta State Polytechnic Bans Students From Driving Cars On Campus (Photo) by banio: 7:12am On Feb 11, 2021
Time that students would use to read, they will be driving car, going to mechanic and buying fuel.

Abeg let the whole country Universities ban students from driving. Students need to invent things NOT Car driving
Crime / Re: 39 Suspected Yahoo Boys Arrested In Hideouts In Osun And Ogun (Photo) by banio: 8:59pm On Feb 10, 2021
jaxxy:
It bothers me abit that the details of their arrest isn’t started. Just guy with laptops and fones. Was there any confessions or proper evidence beyond a laptop and Fone?

EFCC have gadgets that will bring out all data in your phone or laptop. Even deleted data would be found. They can put the dotted lines and know if you are yahoo yahoo. It's not easy to lie when EFCC catches you.
The only down side is that even the innocent will bail themselves with huge sums(#400k or more), otherwise EFCC would rope you as a yahoo boy.

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Crime / Re: 39 Suspected Yahoo Boys Arrested In Hideouts In Osun And Ogun (Photo) by banio: 8:55pm On Feb 10, 2021
Ottyn01:
Look at how they are even posing shocked

They are not afraid of arrest anymore grin

A friend that was illegally arrested by EFCC said in their cells, yahoo boys even meet more connect and get more ideas on how to expand their fraudulent activities

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Romance / Re: Man Exposes Lady Cheating On Her Boyfriend In Calabar (photos) by banio: 7:27pm On Feb 10, 2021
Akinbahm:


Since they are 100% sure why cant u be earning it alone?

Abi u wan use the gullible ones to cash out.

That's how they roll. They will do a combination with ten games and distribute to mugus. The mugus will bet/play and loss money. Then the fortunate mugu, whose combination played will send the FOOL #10K. That the SURE games played.

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Romance / Re: Man Exposes Lady Cheating On Her Boyfriend In Calabar (photos) by banio: 7:24pm On Feb 10, 2021
kalu61:
Only 1 faithful woman remain for this world


I pity the guy. Your flatmate bleeping your girlfriend.

A man will always admire a woman but it's left for the woman to decide where her loyalty lies.[s] A normal girl will not tell her friends except she is a bitch. [/s]

The girl is not normal. A normal girl won't be this evil and wicked. Sleeping with your boyfriend's FLATMATE.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Orders Arrest, Prosecution Of Illegal Arms Bearers by banio: 4:55pm On Feb 10, 2021
Who, what and where ?
Politics / Re: Nigerians To Bear Pains Of High Petrol Cost - Timipre Sylva by banio: 9:38pm On Feb 09, 2021
Iamgrey5:
More protest loading....

Our useless goverment is increasing Taxation when production is falling which has led to Massive inflation as producers have simply passed the excess cost (taxation) unto the consumers.

The same goverment is looking for ways to further compound the misery suffered by the Nigerian consumer by increasing the price of petrol which is the only stable and affordable source of energy available in Nigeria.

By the Time they increase petrol price÷

> Cost of Transportation increases

>Cost of production increases

> it will lead to a disastrous increase in the cost of goods and services that are already at a all time high.


Please bear with us the ruling class. Nigerians MUST bear the pains of increasing fuel price while we, the ruling class, enjoy the benefits of crude oil price increase.

Former CBN governor, Sanusi, said he has not bought fuel for over twenty years. So also all the thieficians and politicians don't buy fuel
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Politics / Re: Lagos State Auctions 83 Vehicles Impounded From Traffic Offenders by banio: 11:04am On Feb 09, 2021
Where is the COW auction ?
Romance / Re: My Fiancée Has Stopped Picking My Calls by banio: 8:31am On Feb 09, 2021
EmeraldKing7:
Baba 4 years...this relationship suppose doh get BSC ooh cheesy

On a serious note,she is not interested again
The signs are too blaring

Count your losses and go and do another course again

Woman matter be like economics
Have an abundance mentality and do not put all your eggs in one basket.
Diversify your investments so as to avoid the effects of a future recession wink


Your funny die.

However, You nailed it perfectly
Health / Re: COVID-19: Nigeria Expecting 58 Million Doses Of Vaccines - Osagie Ehanire by banio: 8:25am On Feb 09, 2021
FG should inform Nigerians when the vaccines have landed.

We are tired of EXPECTATIONS
Politics / Re: Buhari Appoints His Nephew Tunde Sabiu As NIA Director - Peoples Gazette by banio: 8:03pm On Feb 08, 2021
A country without functional systems will always go through this.

I pity myself for being a Nigerian
Politics / Re: Fulani Herders Endure Stigma And Frustration In Nigeria by banio: 7:25pm On Feb 08, 2021
helinues:
undecided undecided

How many years have the herdsmen be causing havoc in all part of Nigeria?

So we should allow you people to continue killing innocent people ?.

Anyways, it's simple, create a ranch for your cows or you would be ejected from any part of Southern Nigeria.

You guys are free to do anyhow you like in Northern part, that's less of our problems


They are now scared of the future. They want to play the victim to gain sympathy. So that they can plan and carry out their jihad to perfection.

Is Hisbah not tormenting Southerners, destroying our livelihood. Yet they want us to pacify them after grazing out farms, raping our daughters and Killing our sons
Car Talk / Re: Hyundai Kona To Run For 482 Km When Charged, Charging Takes 9.35 Hours by banio: 7:06pm On Feb 08, 2021
Anywhere Oyibo goes, Nigeria goes.

Charging for nine hours plus.

Where will the power come from ?

Abeg let's continue will our fuel and diesel cars in peace, make mama Ajoke fit go market tomorrow
Politics / Re: Petrol Price May Hit ₦190 As Oil Nears $60 by banio: 6:54pm On Feb 08, 2021
At the present price of #159 to #162 it's bitting hard on the middle class.

At #190 it would be hell

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Family / Re: I Finally Took My Children For DNA Test by banio: 2:26pm On Feb 07, 2021
uruba23:
https://www.synlab.com.ng/human/patients/patient-information/mens-health/paternity-testing

Just confirmed your pregnancy DNA test e be like say DNA test labs go soon go PLC o

Why spend #1 million for pregnancy DNA test. Why not wait until she delivers and spend #70K for the DNA. Aside that, one would have banged the pvvssy for free for 8 months until delivery.

Sense won't kill me

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Politics / Re: Ban On Street Begging: Kano Arrests 500 Beggars by banio: 11:46am On Feb 07, 2021
Acrobatics01:


cool, but are they repentant yet?
Mindlog:
Ban? shocked How can one ban what their socialization enables?
Car Talk / Re: Hyundai Kona: Nigeria Unveils First Locally-Assembled Electric Car (Photos) by banio: 9:38pm On Feb 06, 2021
Instead of thinking of ways to stop electric car production, so that our crude oil will be marketable. We are joining world powers.

Last last, na NIGERIANS go suffer. Our naira will be tissue paper
Politics / Re: Atiku Appeals To Buhari: Don’t Shut Down Cryptocurrency Business by banio: 10:52am On Feb 06, 2021
Wahala for all the people that invested in pseudo cryto companies. Their millions don loss oohh.



My darling Daddy Buhari is working
Politics / Re: Atiku Appeals To Buhari: Don’t Shut Down Cryptocurrency Business by banio: 10:41am On Feb 06, 2021
Esseite:
Atiku is just chasing clout... CBN took the best decision.

Unregulated Crypto currency is a lazy investment that tilts more on outflow of FX rather than inflow.. it is death sentence to import dominated countries.


E.g- I buy bitcoin with N10m that would be domiciled in source Nation(not Nigeria).. if it rises in 1 year by maybe 10%, I may have gained 1m as an individual, but I have starved my country economy of recycling my 10m if it was domiciled in a Nigerian bank or invested into the society which could have produced more than 10% while creating jobs.. note as an import dominated nation, the chance of loosing that 1m as another escaped forex is 95% on foreign goods while 5% I may spend on local food.

The Nigerian greed for small margins has blinded a lot of people, imagine Crypto currency trading far beyond your indigenous Stock exchange and some feel it's okay

God bless You.

Buhari is working

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Politics / Re: DSS Arrests Northern Group Leaders Over Plans To Issue Quit Notice by banio: 10:10am On Feb 06, 2021
FAKE NEWS
Business / Re: Top 5 Reasons Buhari Banned Bitcoin - Dr Kemi Olunloyo by banio: 10:03am On Feb 06, 2021
allandutch:


Your daddy walking to where exactly?

Daddy Buhari is slowly and steadily walking Nigeria to poverty.
Romance / Re: Man To Marry 2 Women In Abuja Same Day (Photos) by banio: 8:53am On Feb 06, 2021
Bansempire:

Bros nothing like shame here Islam allows that, let's keep Islam aside believe me or not many women these days wouldn't mind been in a polygamous wedding

Provided the man is loaded. Many women will jump at the opportunity. Do You know how women give me green light, even with my wedding ring.

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Romance / Re: Man To Marry 2 Women In Abuja Same Day (Photos) by banio: 8:50am On Feb 06, 2021
This is a real man.

Nacking two pvsssys at once is babe.

You soak am inside one, then bring am out and soak am inside the second one.

Life is good

LG
Business / Re: Top 5 Reasons Buhari Banned Bitcoin - Dr Kemi Olunloyo by banio: 8:41am On Feb 06, 2021
Wahala for bitcoin

Buhari is working

Our Darling Daddy is walking
Business / Re: Who Else Is Experiencing Difficulty In Receiving Money From Abroad??? by banio: 5:41pm On Feb 05, 2021
President Buhari is working


Our Darling Daddy is working
Business / Re: CBN Shuts Down Cryptocurrency Exchange Bank Accounts by banio: 5:35pm On Feb 05, 2021
I love this news. My darling Daddy PMB is working.

That useless lady that eat my ethereum will suffer.


Thank You Buhari
Politics / Re: Amotekun Arrests 37 Herdsmen, 5000 Cattle For Violating Quit Notice In Ondo by banio: 3:27pm On Feb 05, 2021
AUCTION THE CATTLES. IF THEY CAN'T PAY THE FINE.

THATS HOW YOU AUCTION OUR CARS, WHICH ARE EVEN MORE EXPENSIVE THAN CATTLES.

LETS SEE IF ONDO STATE GOVERNMENT HAS MIND.
Politics / Re: sheikh Gummi: What I Saw In Zamfara Is Insurgency Not Banditry by banio: 11:56am On Feb 05, 2021
UP Yansacai


So the bandits and insurgents are scared of Yansacai because they face them with blood.
Everybody is scared of death.

So they want the government to disband the vigilante group, Yansacai, so they would have the whole community at their feet.

What Army, Airforce, police and Navy can't do - is what a vigilante group is doing
Politics / Re: Buhari Nominates Buratai, Olonisakin, Ibas, Abubakar, Usman As Ambassadors by banio: 6:17pm On Feb 04, 2021
The romance between Buhari and Buratai speaks volumes.

I won't be surprise if Buratai becomes the NEXT PRESIDENT.

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Politics / Re: Buhari's Extension Of IGP's Tenure Violates New Police Act - Sahara Reporters by banio: 6:11pm On Feb 04, 2021
Kennyideal:
So what happened to preparation since 3months ago?........ Didn't they know he would be retiring by jan ending.....

I hate Nonsense!.... Lass lass, na northerner go still take d post

In this regime, only the Islamic Northerners are qualified. Every other persons are not QUALIFIED.

Kachiquo
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