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Crime › Re: Man Jumps To His Death After EFCC Stormed 1004 Estate Lagos For Arrest by banio: 5:56pm On Feb 04, 2021

Too much of Jackie Chan films.
He saw Jackie flew from a 6th floor and evaded arrest. He thought what Jackie Chan can do, I can also DO.

Politics › Re: Buhari Extends IGP Adamu’s Tenure For 3-months by banio: 5:42pm On Feb 04, 2021

gasparpisciotta:
Even that one no require 3months...shebi?

Oath taking, seven heads needed plus other forbidden items will be used to name the next IGP

Politics › Re: Buhari Extends IGP Adamu’s Tenure For 3-months by banio: 4:33pm On Feb 04, 2021

gasparpisciotta:
Buhari no get plan for this country at all. This guy’s notice of retirement was announced 3months ago.

Why is it taking another 3months to get a replacement?

SMH

An appropriate and LOYAL Islamic northerner has not been found to be name the next IGP.

Celebrities › Re: African China's New House (Pictures & Video) by banio: 4:25pm On Feb 04, 2021

I tap

Politics › Re: Reps Panel Alleges Theft Of $20b Crude Oil In Seven Years by banio: 4:12pm On Feb 04, 2021

[quote author= post=98733173]May it never be well with the evil party of looters, thieves criminals that raped and looted our nation and ran it to the ground totally.
And may it never be well in life with the swines castigating the over 15 million honest, good and hardworking Nigerians for voting out the party of looters and criminals.[/quote]Have You worked in a tank farm before ?

Do You know that paper documents of crude oil production and real life crude oil dispensing/ export always have variations ?

So the reps are relying on the variations between 2005 and 2012 to make assumptions

Anyways, let's pray them find the crude oil on paper.

Travel › Re: Woman Climbs On Roof Of Car To Prevent LASTMA Officials From Driving It Off by banio: 11:28pm On Feb 03, 2021

madridguy:
The male companion is heard explaining what happened. He said that when they got to a point along the road, they were asked to make a turn and when they did, the colleagues of the same LASTMA officials who asked them to turn came and stopped them and seized their car.

But why are Nigerians evil. They probably told them the road is blocked that they should turn back. On turning back, they are caught.

This is exactly what is happening in Lagos Airport, that a guy wrote about.

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Travel › Re: Jewish Refugee Wills €2Million To French Village For Protection Against Nazi by banio: 11:09pm On Feb 03, 2021

This act is what Nigerians should practice.
Igbo man will live in the North from birth to death, yet he is being treated as a stranger.
A similar faith is faced by other tribes living as strangers in other parts of the country

Even when a particular people welcome other tribes in Nigeria, the visitor will not appreciate the kindness. But will pay back with heartless acts

There is no love amongst Nigerians.

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Health › Re: Justice Nyako Tests Positive For COVID-19 by banio: 5:07pm On Feb 03, 2021

Covid-19 is just a simple sickness. Just attack the symptoms as fast as possible and you will be fine

Most Nigerians are even asymptomatic

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Politics › Re: 6 Reasons Ibarapa Residents Want Iskilu Wakili Evicted by banio: 5:00pm On Feb 03, 2021

Caprie:
This fulani menace is setting out of hand. The State governments should wade in and send them back to their place. Na every Nigerian get village nah.

The almajiri system is to born and send your children to study islam/arabic. The almajiri children beg to feed - that's the concept. No secular schooling. Most Almajiri only speak arabic and Fulani dialect. Almajiri have no village. Imagine a child being sent to an arabic school and forgotten by his parents. So they end of as nuisance to themselves and the society.

ALMAJIRIS don't know the road to their villages and I think they have been brainwashed that the whole NIGERIA is their INHERITANCE.

So to WAKILI and his Fulani brothers they are taking their inheritance from infidels

Fashion › Re: Kano Hisbah Arrests Barber For Giving Customers Haircuts That 'Offend' Islam by banio: 4:49pm On Feb 03, 2021

Judolisco:
Western education is prohibited - boko haram
U wonder why kano is peaceful? Na dem dey sponsor dis terrorist
Because I don't understand why a Christian is taken to a Muslim court for trial in a secular country... Dangote dey there oh una no see am

I am as confused and frustrated as You. Why will a Christian be tried in an Islamic Court in a Secular country. The best thing is for Nigeria to divide.

I was just imagining someone that travelled from south with a ponk haircut being arrested and jailed by an Islamic Court. I think, the muslims know exactly what they are doing and what it will achieve, using Islamic Court to achieve their EVIL plan of ISLAMIZATION.

WHAT WE ACCEPT OVER YEARS WOULD SOON BE NATURAL LAW.
IT'S HIGH TIME, SOUTHEN GOVERNORS AND LEADERS TAKE DRASTIC ACTIONS.

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Education › Re: What Is The Opposite Of The Word 'Opposite'? by banio: 3:16pm On Feb 03, 2021

The same or similar

Politics › Re: Peter Obi: N400bn Too Much For COVID-19 Vaccines. I Can Procure For N150bn by banio: 9:39pm On Feb 02, 2021

helinues:
Cheaper one from China right?

It's relatively cheap because it is produced in India. Pfizer would have given them the A to Z on how to produce it.
Or didn't you read the part were it is stated that Nigeria in the 80's was producing vaccine for smallpox, yellow fever etc.
Nigeria never originated or did any laboratory test to produce smallpox vaccine but was guided by the Superpowers. So India is being guided.

Politics › Re: TI Corruption Index: Reno Omokri Blasts Buhari, Lists 20 Reasons by banio: 4:52pm On Feb 02, 2021

Technical knock out.

Combo uppercuts

Politics › Re: Enforcement Of Anti-open Grazing In South-east Begins Soon – Nnamdi Kanu by banio: 4:47pm On Feb 02, 2021*

When government seizes a car that violates law. They often auction the car.

Hope I will buy a cow at #5K soon at the auction market.

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Phones › Re: Glo Announces Start Of NIN Registration At Its Retail Centres by banio: 8:52am On Feb 02, 2021

jawalis:
Must people go to your offices and be on queue? Just make it a self activation process na. Haba

You will be captured, your thumb prints taken and your signature.
Though they can update the software so that people can key in their details and only go to their offices for capturing, thumb printing and signing.

Sports › Re: Ten Crazy Purchases Messi Could Make With His Barcelona Wages by banio: 11:15pm On Feb 01, 2021

ojun50:
Na this one dey Vex me for the whole matter
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1,200 euros a day just to park it.

[b]
I thought it was just I that saw it.

What a bombastic money

Health › Re: COVID-19 Outbreak After NiN Registration Kills Many by banio: 6:32am On Jan 31, 2021

nedekid:
Go and take mectizan(ivermectin).
(0.2 X Weight) ÷3mg
Will give you how many tablets to take.
Take on an empty stomach. Repeat after 3 days. Give your papa and mama and siblings.
Thank me later.

Correct guy

Vitamin C
Zinc
Ivermectin

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Health › Re: COVID-19 Outbreak After NiN Registration Kills Many by banio: 6:27am On Jan 31, 2021

duality:
Why did you test.

My office protocol. At intervals staffers do test.

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Health › Re: COVID-19 Outbreak After NiN Registration Kills Many by banio: 5:01am On Jan 31, 2021

I went for NIN registration for straight one week and could not do it.

I had to pay money at last. Though it's justified because payment starts after 4pm, so during working hours it is free.

Covid-19 is real. I tested positive but got no symptoms. No fever, no cough, no loss of smell etc.
I am just normal. The big grammar is "asymptomatic".

Let's all wear nose mask. In a crowd of 1000, only 5 may hang the mask and nobody is wearing it. Guess all Nigerians are asymptomatic except a few.

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Politics › Re: Abdullahi Salame Shoots Dead An Armed Robber Who Attacked His House (Photos) by banio: 4:42am On Jan 31, 2021

Valleys:
Interesting...

So the baba get gun for house but them no want citizens to own their own guns. Isorite.
Thank God for your live.

That's if it's not one of his boys that has fallen out with him.

Believe politicians, then you can believe anything.

I heard that age 40 and above can have a licenced gun. Though it won't be an automatic raffle.

Family › Re: I Married My Daughter, Fathered Two Kids With Her, While My Dad Married Her Mum by banio: 4:34am On Jan 31, 2021

Oizee:
dis type of issues could be avoided if only people do thorough investigation about each others family before marriage.....

Let's be sincere. How many couples can drive to their partners village without asking series, not one, of questions/directions on the way. We all don't do any investigation, except a few that don't want to marry OSU etc.

Most blacks abroad marry themselves in peace over there in OBODO-OYIBO. They are scared of spending their savings feeding 1000 people all in the name of marriage, buying laces, shoes, wrist watch etc for fiance Family.

The story is possible, very possible. The child could have been taken to abroad at birth via adoption or even a family member living abroad. Most people prefer taking a child abroad because the process is easier and the child would see and treat them as parents. It's not easy for a Nigerian to be ungrateful after he/she was trained abroad by a relation.

TV/Movies › Re: Do You Still Watch Television? by banio: 12:48pm On Jan 30, 2021

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Forwhere.......
Na only football match dey make real niggarrrrs veg out in front of the tv...
Even the football match now self person fit stream or watch am with phone or laptop as far as you get data

Me personally....never watch TV this year at all....
Except say I want use am play my ps4
Even the ps4 my sisters nor dey allow me play am in peace....
They are always frustrating me and watching their zee world ...from Ganga to ring of fire,
Twist of faith, amma, this is fate, jodha and akbar, zaras nikha....so I don already give up as a real niggarrr

The real niggarr knows all the names of Zee World Series.

Celebrities › Re: Babatunde Bello 'DJ Babus' Dies Of COVID-19 Disease (Photos) by banio: 12:45pm On Jan 30, 2021

The shit to some is a play, because no symptoms. No loss of smell, no fever, no cough etc

Politics › Re: NFIU Directors Suspended For Probing Atiku, Tinubu by banio: 6:25am On Jan 29, 2021

POWER PASS POWER.

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Told Her Ex That I'm Ugly by banio: 10:42pm On Jan 28, 2021

You have only one option. Let her go.

If You don't let her go. You will marry her and then hate her. When she gets to know the reason for your hatred

She would send You to the land of NO RETURN.

WOMEN ARE EV.....

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Politics › Re: Isa Pantami: NIN Registration Will Help To Curb Crime by banio: 7:39pm On Jan 28, 2021

NIN will certainly help if the government has thinking HEADS. But from what I see, the NIN is just a formality. Imagine, the procedure and process to get enrolled, So cumbersome. How then will they be able to have or make use of the NIN for crime prevention and tracing without this the same cumbersomeness or even bigger bottle necks.

Leaders need to be phylosophers and thinkers, not these sets of useless .....

Politics › Re: Sunday Igboho: Falana Condemns Quit Notice Issued To Fulani Herdsmen In Ibarapa by banio: 7:31pm On Jan 28, 2021

Bhol28:
Truth is bitter.

What an EXCELLENT BRILLIANT LEGAL LUMINARY.

Femi Falana is JUST SO RIGHT.

Just that he is right from the WRONG DIRECTION.

Agriculture › Re: Akwa Ibom Conclude Plans To Start Exporting Bamboo by banio: 4:41pm On Jan 28, 2021

ChangedMan1999:
Is that Bamboo native to Southern Nigeria?

I thought that they are native to Asia.

Anyway, Akwa Ibom is doing great.

They are native to Niger Delta. They are very strong and yet flexible. Some masquerades use it for display, such as climbing on it while dancing, using it to float on water, and also making them very tall etc.

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Crime › Re: Fraudster Who Bought A Car With Fake Bank Alert Arrested In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by banio: 3:23pm On Jan 28, 2021

Draslo:
The only reason this guy got caught is because the victim greased the hands of he police. If you no get money, no case for where police dey.

The police can't work without funds. Government doesn't fund the police to fight such crimes. Police is funded to protect the politicians only.

Crime › Re: Kidnapped Bauchi Principal Begs Family To Sell His Properties For N50m Ransom by banio: 3:18pm On Jan 28, 2021

Draslo:
It's almost like the country is getting worse daily

The country is getting terribly worse by the day

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Politics › Re: Nigeria: 2nd Most Corrupt Country In West Africa Under Buhari - Transparency Int by banio: 10:07am On Jan 28, 2021

Lie Lie Mohammed " Nigeria will sanction transparency international. They are a corrupt organization"

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