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Politics / Re: Peter Onyiuke Detained For 1 Week On Danladi Umar's Order by Bankalert(m): 9:43pm On Apr 05, 2021
visijo:
Oh Nigeria!

My phone was about to fall now and you know what saved it? My earpiece.
Your airpod can't relate.
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e no wan fall be that... When e ready to fall, even your charger and earpiece combined no go fit hold am undecided

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Politics / Re: Imo Attackers Are Members Of Ipob’s ESN –IGP by Bankalert(m): 9:17pm On Apr 05, 2021
I trust Buhari cheesy. They will turn south east to a war zone with marching orders for the Nigerian Army and Air force... Their own nah play. Las las Ipob and ESN dey do themselves and their village people.

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Crime / Re: Imo: Gunmen Attack Njaba LG Secretariat, Burn Army Checkpoint by Bankalert(m): 4:21pm On Apr 05, 2021
They think they are doing buhari... They donr know they are doing themselves... The chicken will definitely come home to roost.

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Crime / Re: Imo: Gunmen Attack Njaba LG Secretariat, Burn Army Checkpoint by Bankalert(m): 4:19pm On Apr 05, 2021
4tomandchi:
Rochars is showing his supremacy. Imo governor never see anything.

Another civil war is looming if you have your way jakpa oh...

#SaveNigeria
civil war that will begin and end in the east abi... Nah developers go suffer am... E no hard buhari to send his fulani army to the east to stop nonsense. Them never see anything yet.

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Politics / Re: Owerri Prison Break In Pictures by Bankalert(m): 11:39am On Apr 05, 2021
They think they are doing buhari, they don't know they are doing themselves....

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Politics / Re: Why Can't Coward Buhari Send The Armed Forces To Kill Protesters At London? by Bankalert(m): 2:28am On Apr 05, 2021
buckeyemedia:
Bet you, if Yinka Odumakin had the opportunity to fly out, he would have been alive today, I don’t believe the President has the time for hypocrisy from people like you? He chose to do, he chose to do it, let it be? When Yar’adua was traveling to Saudi Arabia did you complain, is anything new innNigeria? if you did, did it change anything?
Arewa Zombie... cheesy

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Romance / Re: What's Your Worst First Date Experience? by Bankalert(m): 11:05pm On Apr 04, 2021
SanctifiedSista:
My worst date wld be when
1. Uncle came late
2. He was extremely thin
3. Very touchy
4. Kept talking abt himself
That was the first and last
The holyspirit did not minister to you to give him a second chance like Jesus gave to you? angry

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Crime / Re: Obasanjo, Gumi Ask FG To Settle And Rehabilitated Bandits Willing To Surrender by Bankalert(m): 9:26pm On Apr 04, 2021
Just imagine this nonsense... Rehabilitating criminals that should be in jail...
Celebrities / Re: Lady Who Was Disowned By Her Father For Tattooing Bobrisky, Begs For Help(video) by Bankalert(m): 8:59pm On Apr 04, 2021
orohbiro:
look how dumb and heartless u are someone disowns is daughter here u are pouring fuel to the already burning fire stupid boy
i imagine you can do the same thing she did. Little wonder a certain moniker calls Nigerian Girls useless. I hope your daughter tattoos bobrisky on her body, and be sure you welcome it with open arms.
Travel / Re: Warri Wonder: Waste Disposal Vehicle Spotted In Warri Today by Bankalert(m): 8:53pm On Apr 04, 2021
Ikinternational:
What year is it in Nigeria
1700

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Politics / Re: Yerima Shettima: Nnamdi Kanu Is Evil, Sponsored To Destabilize Nigeria by Bankalert(m): 8:49pm On Apr 04, 2021
buckeyemedia:
You will join him also, and the mumus you leave behind will be chasing the illusion from 1967 till infinity.
ewu... I am from the core south south... I don't give a fuvk about biafra. But i will be happy if this country divides so that zombies like you can go back to your drought-ridden states and develop it.
Nairaland / General / Re: The Big Bush Rat Killed At My Backyard (Photos) by Bankalert(m): 8:45pm On Apr 04, 2021
Benue people no dey carry eye see rat

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Politics / Re: Yerima Shettima: Nnamdi Kanu Is Evil, Sponsored To Destabilize Nigeria by Bankalert(m): 8:44pm On Apr 04, 2021
buckeyemedia:
Of what benefit is Nigeria to me when I am long gone, how does The struggle for Biafra affect Ojukwu today?
the struggle still affects him today because those he left behind are still clamouring for it. That is the part of the legacy he left behind.
Politics / Re: Yerima Shettima: Nnamdi Kanu Is Evil, Sponsored To Destabilize Nigeria by Bankalert(m): 8:39pm On Apr 04, 2021
isaythetruth:
it is igbos, not ibos..get that into your thick empty head!
what does it matter?! He may have as well used DEVELOPERS angry
Politics / Re: Yerima Shettima: Nnamdi Kanu Is Evil, Sponsored To Destabilize Nigeria by Bankalert(m): 8:37pm On Apr 04, 2021
buckeyemedia:
You must be jobless? Only a jobless person with no personal property will exclaim such trash that Nigeria is about to crumble. Go & work to better yourself, you will regret your life in future, when it finally dawns on you that nothing like break up will ever happen in the Federal Republic of Nigeria, worst that can happen is that the Military will take over & defend the unity of Nigeria as mandated by the constitution, then after that, they will suspend that same constitution. Stop chasing shadows, You must have been a toddler rolling tyres as motor vehicles in the 1990’s era of the Military?
so your job and your personal properties are your reasons for supporting this failed union of a country How ridiculous! Maybe your next generations will witness the break up... E go divide las las.
Politics / Re: How Smuggled Petrol From Nigeria Floods Niger, Cameroon, Benin, Togo by Bankalert(m): 8:22pm On Apr 04, 2021
This is arewa on the beat
Foreign Affairs / Re: How The Ancient Egyptians Mummifed Their Dead For Afterlife In Steps (Graphic) by Bankalert(m): 7:35pm On Apr 04, 2021
SegFault:

I swear, throughout exodus they never mentioned this evil king and the stupid thing is that archaeologists recently found out that Egypt paid it's "slaves" wages.
mad oooo cheesy cheesy
Politics / Re: Breaking News Arewa Groups Ask Igbos To Leave Northern Nigeria. by Bankalert(m): 6:56pm On Apr 04, 2021
Resurrection212:
Are you okay my friend. A lot of our people can't even speak igbo language again because they have overstayed...So you want them to come home despite our land is lockedupand no human capital. Just look at onistsha the only develop city in our region despite the fact that imo people contribute to development of the city the Anambra people don't want us to live .
igbo people are their own problem in the east. They don't have a united front, which if they did would have won them many battles.
Politics / Re: Breaking News Arewa Groups Ask Igbos To Leave Northern Nigeria. by Bankalert(m): 6:53pm On Apr 04, 2021
The only person i will vote for in the 2023 election is the one that promises to split this country into two grin
Crime / Re: Bandits Sack Niger Community, Rustle Several Cattle, Sheep by Bankalert(m): 4:53pm On Apr 04, 2021
Someone said chelsea were winning their matches until the grandmaster of failure entered London. grin

Meanwhile, nothing to see here. Just Bandits taking what belongs to them.

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Celebrities / Re: Richard Mofe-Damijo Dances To Kizz Daniel’s 4DAYZ (Video) by Bankalert(m): 4:32pm On Apr 04, 2021
2shaw:
When you slim,e get why.
I expected to see tatoos on his arms man,but he a pussy ass niggi.always crying for love.
shut your dirty trap. He is more manly, more alpha than you will ever be.
Education / Re: The Science Of Poverty: How Poverty Is Passed On. by Bankalert(m): 11:54am On Apr 04, 2021
SanctifiedSista:
lol, it's not for you. Everyone is not suppose to be rich because many are not ready to this simple thing and enter a covenant of royalty and blessing..it's too simple that like u, they feel it should be.more complicated or complex..rev5:12
Shut up. I am sure you attend living faith. You sound like one of them already.
Education / Re: The Science Of Poverty: How Poverty Is Passed On. by Bankalert(m): 11:52am On Apr 04, 2021
SanctifiedSista:
hallelujah.. grin grin grin continue enjoying your mediocre life. Rev5:12, thank God for us that He that has given us to privilege to know this mystery
and continue to enjoy your fake celebrity life grin. It only lasts for a while tho.
Politics / Re: SERAP Sues Buhari Over "Missing ₦3.8 Billion Health Funds" by Bankalert(m): 11:51am On Apr 04, 2021
KanuSE:


From 'One day' to 'it may not happen in this generation'....lol cheesy

...but it WILL definitely happen - you sound like Lai Mohammed. grin
it will shock you in your grave if it doesnt in your lifetime grin... Hopefully, you will send your generation to quote me from the afterlife grin... I don't wish you death tho. I only hopes it happens in your lifetime.
Politics / Re: SERAP Sues Buhari Over "Missing ₦3.8 Billion Health Funds" by Bankalert(m): 11:49am On Apr 04, 2021
onuman:
Symbolic court exercise.

PMB is in power to pursue Fulani hegemony in Nigeria, and he is shielded by the large and undue number of 20 federating units (19 states and Abuja) proliferated in the northern region with accruing political over-representation from the northern region in the NASS, FEC, and CoSs at the central government in Abuja.

First seek for Restructure of Nigeria politically in a democratic set up in a National Confab where conferees are drawn equally from the three regions that formed independent Nigeria in 1960.

Country formed by regions don’t use land mass or population as criterion to proliferate too many states in a region with larger land mass or population, as was done in Nigeria by northern military dictators.
This country is just a few shreds from tearing apart. The only thing still holding it together is the notion of "our oil". Remove Oil from Nigeria and watch how the country will be divided into four seperate regions which will happen in future hopefully before this generation passes away.

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Politics / Re: SERAP Sues Buhari Over "Missing ₦3.8 Billion Health Funds" by Bankalert(m): 11:42am On Apr 04, 2021
KanuSE:


You go wait tayaaa! grin
one day e go shock you... One day nah one day. It may not happen in this our generation. This generation will pass away but it will definitely happen in the future of futures...

As long as Nigeria remains, the northen and southern divide remains...and the southerners will keep agitating for a collapse of the nonsense amalgamation until they achieve it.

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Politics / Re: SERAP Sues Buhari Over "Missing ₦3.8 Billion Health Funds" by Bankalert(m): 11:41am On Apr 04, 2021
Buhari will be like "The poor Nigerians can go fvck themselves"

Nigeria is eat or be eaten...
Education / Re: The Science Of Poverty: How Poverty Is Passed On. by Bankalert(m): 11:13am On Apr 04, 2021
tobixp:
Hello!
go and make money... Then come back with motivational speeches...they will listen.

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Education / Re: The Science Of Poverty: How Poverty Is Passed On. by Bankalert(m): 11:12am On Apr 04, 2021
SanctifiedSista:
Poverty is curable. Start my giving your life to GOD. Write down the date and make sure you end all your sin even d secret ones
nonsense

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Car Talk / Re: The Difference Between A Truck Built In America And Europe by Bankalert(m): 9:08am On Apr 04, 2021
post=100469962:
To close the first page of this interesting and colourful thread,

Let's give you the Pic life story of........

A 25 Year Old in Europe
A 25 Year Old in America

Can Someone help us with the pic life story of a 25 year old in our darling country Nigeria Please.......... lipsrsealed undecided lipsrsealed

Happy Easter Y'all!
kiss kiss
please show us 25 year old in Nigeria oooo grin

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