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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leicester City Vs Chelsea (2 - 0) On 19th January 2021 by Bankalert(m): 11:52pm On Jan 19, 2021
Fucknengi:
Man U has won this league.


The signs are there.

Dem go discipline Fulham tomorrow
e go shock you
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leicester City Vs Chelsea (2 - 0) On 19th January 2021 by Bankalert(m): 11:51pm On Jan 19, 2021
Fucknengi:
Chelshit pattern of play: Cross the ball and hope
is that what they call "insha Allah"? tongue

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Business / Re: Nigerian Lady Surprises Her Husband With Car And House (Photos) by Bankalert(m): 9:44pm On Jan 19, 2021
mariahAngel:


The earlier we make peace with the fact that all female human beings are naturally mentally entitled beings, the better for everyone.
Corrected. Read before posting next time undecided

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Business / Re: Nigerian Lady Surprises Her Husband With Car And House (Photos) by Bankalert(m): 9:21pm On Jan 19, 2021
Sixfeetbelle:


As far you agree everybody (male and female inclusive) is entitled, I'm all yours, baby tongue
the female gender by default are entitled(Na follow come undecided) ...For Men, hardly... They work their assess off, and never really get stuffs handed over to them like you entitled lots. I know you prolly have a counter, nonetheless, i am sure you get the point cool
Business / Re: Nigerian Lady Surprises Her Husband With Car And House (Photos) by Bankalert(m): 9:08pm On Jan 19, 2021
Sixfeetbelle:


Imagine.

So if someone is getting you a gift, you'll open mouth to tell them what type of gift you want? Gift you didn't add shishi to buy?

Entitled modafvckers full everywhere ooh
i agreee with you... Entitled modafvkers... But, arent you all entitled? I mean Ladies undecided
Romance / Re: What Is The Worst Reply You Have Gotten After Asking Someone To Be Your Gf or bf by Bankalert(m): 5:39pm On Jan 18, 2021
phelonrays:
" I don't do gay"

I'm still yet to understand what motivate her to come up with such a ridiculous line..
prolly you behave or act like a woman.... Or got feminine looks
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Swallows Cocaine Capsules In Mumbai, India When Confronted By NCB by Bankalert(m): 5:13pm On Jan 18, 2021
We tell you say NAH THEM
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Swallows Cocaine In India During Drug Raid, Now Hospitalized by Bankalert(m): 6:30pm On Jan 17, 2021
We know say NAH DEM...

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Religion / Re: Stingy Men Association: What The Bible Says by Bankalert(m): 10:13am On Jan 17, 2021
Queenlovely:
stupid adults behaving like children is what we have in Nigeria,

let us just think for a minute, use ur brain do small mathematics.

have you ever heard rich white guys complaining about women.

when you decide to befriend a shallow thinker what were you expecting.

this SMAN thing means all our girls are gold diggers
you just had to use "white guys" to buttress your silly opinion...

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Celebrities / Re: Erica Star Gal Enjoying Herself In Dubai, Cruising Helicopter Ride by Bankalert(m): 8:24pm On Jan 16, 2021
oshonwambada:
lolz
u are just looking for trouble I guess.Fresh laps crew wil soon com here so be ready
swears.... The lap fresh. No be lie grin
Family / Re: Wife Can't Tell Who Impregnated Her Between Her Husband & Her Father-In-Law by Bankalert(m): 5:25pm On Jan 16, 2021
I stopped listening immediately she said she ia yoruba...
Romance / Re: Clearer Pics Of Me Taken So Far (intersex Is Beautiful) by Bankalert(m): 11:13am On Jan 14, 2021
chinchonglee:

Sharrap Idiot!
Poor man claiming rich!
Am sure you don't even have a good phone.
Zombie!
Keep on whining like a bitch... You won't get a response from me again.
Romance / Re: Clearer Pics Of Me Taken So Far (intersex Is Beautiful) by Bankalert(m): 11:05am On Jan 14, 2021
chinchonglee:

Buy her a good phone na...
Elon musk wannabe!
Idiot
Pvssy ass Niggar drinking panadol for "Shim" headache. We know how your type end up... Not far fetched from the likes of Tunde Thomas... Simp!

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Romance / Re: Clearer Pics Of Me Taken So Far (intersex Is Beautiful) by Bankalert(m): 6:47am On Jan 14, 2021
Broke ass bitch... Can't even afford a good phone with a good camera. Busy constituting a nuisance on nairaland with your intersex bullshit. Go get a job and polish youself... Nonsense! angry

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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by Bankalert(m): 10:11pm On Jan 12, 2021
Cri6:
we go again
you just wasted 45k like that... Una dey try ooo

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Health / Re: Lagos Police Arrests 43 Clubbers, Strippers For Violating COVID-19 Protocols by Bankalert(m): 9:52am On Jan 12, 2021
See that fair young girl that is a stripper with bress like slippers... Chai
Romance / Re: Members Of Stingy Men Association Are Some Of The Foolish Men On Earth by Bankalert(m): 7:15pm On Jan 11, 2021
BaddieFreak:

I am not bashing guys, I am just speaking against the so called stingy men association
shut your trash..... You are the perfect epitome of urgent 2k girls.... Na so i borrow one 10k since last year. To pay me back na wahala... She dey claim say she no get money. Broke ass bitches everywhere forming posh. I have sworn she must pay up that money Even though i don't need it, no matter how long it takes.... Nonsense!

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Crime / Re: Beautiful Lady Stripped Naked In Uyo After Stabbing Boyfriend To Death (photos) by Bankalert(m): 8:40am On Jan 11, 2021
Dreyton36:
When I was a teenager an old always warned me against ladies from these places
Imo
Akwa ibom
Cross river
Ebonyi


Told me not to even make friends with them , they're heartless with beautiful faces

All my life I've never dated none and I will never give it a second thought

Nothing pass Yoruba women , yeah most of them cheat , some of them aren't hygienic

But if Jah bless you with a very sweet Yoruba babe , ur life don better
Coming from a Lagosian

Lights up my kpoli in peace
this your rationale ehn... No sense detected bro.
Crime / Re: Beautiful Lady Stripped Naked In Uyo After Stabbing Boyfriend To Death (photos) by Bankalert(m): 10:44pm On Jan 10, 2021
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Crime / Re: Beautiful Lady Stripped Naked In Uyo After Stabbing Boyfriend To Death (photos) by Bankalert(m): 9:55pm On Jan 10, 2021
She is mostly likely a runs girl or short-time olosho who had gone for servicing and it went wrong. Maybe the guy no get money to pay after pounding the pvssy all night. Smh. This is why you don't bring hoes to your house. This doesnt look like a boyfriend and girlfriend matter.

Pussy-ass niggar getting maimed by a bitch like a bitch.

Modified:
See comment from facebook

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Bankalert(m): 7:46am On Jan 08, 2021
TheUndercover:

Hmm, you can't really blame him though. He's just being insecure. He should have let you finished your explanation to him, but his emotions was at work then because he sensed some foul play. The current world situation made him think like that. You know how we hear stories of cheating, betrayal and stuffs like that nowadays.

What I will just chip in is that, don't let the dissolution of your friendship be caused by a girl. That's the worst thing that could happen. Women are manipulative and calculating, if you let a girl be the cause of you guys not relating with each other again, you guys will regret it later. You should sort things out like a Man without involving the girl in the issue. Just try to explain things better because he flared up when you said to him that you guys met each other.

Let's be real, if the roles were reversed you would have flared up also or sense some foul play. It's just intuition at work. Just settle things among each other.
If roles were reversed i wouldn't give a damn. I know the moment i release a lady's number to a guy, anything is bound to happen. Well, not everyone is like me.

He never told me he is trying to have something with the girl.He should have marked the territory officially and not expect me to assume since i know he has a girlfriend. But i still wouldn't have had anything else to do with her. He was now telling me how i should have acted with the girl. Even when i met her, i shook my head at his standards. Kind of guy that runs after everything in skirt.

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Bankalert(m): 11:58pm On Jan 07, 2021
foreman:


You have been used as a bargaining chip.
hmm... Maybe/maybe not. I cared less about the girl.whether he got her or not was the least of my concerns. The effrontery he had to confront me on the fone over some tiny, dirty looking girl beats me...

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Bankalert(m): 11:00pm On Jan 07, 2021
Judge this case for me.

So my friend who has a girlfriend got this random girl's number and asked me to help him get a job for the girl. (obviously she is one of his side chicks or one of those he is trying to bang outside his girlfriend). He said the manager of where the girl is currently working is trying to have sex with her and she refused.

Now i sent the number to my girlfriend to help get something for her. Some job came up but the girl wasnt picking up her call. My girlfriend told me to call to pick up or something. I called the girl and told her to pick up. Las las she say she cant do the one that came up.

Well, i saved her contact though and chatted a few times with her. Just normal chats to know who she is. Since i knew my friend was into her, i really had no interest in her. Also i came to find out she works where i had been to take lunch. So i visited the place again to eat and also see this girl in person. She is from Kogi and from the onset, i really wanted to have nothing to do with any lady from there for personal reasons.

Today, my friend called me to tell me that the girl told him we have been chatting and that i also went to see her. He started telling me that why will i go and see her, said it was childish blah blah blah. He barely let me say anything. I just hung up on him. He also said someone else i know reported me to him sometime ago that i was trying to steal his girl. Lol. I dont do girls my friends have done for one.

Now, i never asked this girl out and had no intention to. This girl doesnt come close to my current girlfriend in all ramifications. Just a struggling girl trying to make a living for herself. If i want a girl, i would get one for myself.

Now i am pissed off. I deleted the girl's number immediately. Someone called me later with unknown number and said nothing on the phone , it must be her i think for reasons i dont know or care to know. Now can someone please tell me what i did wrong? Does this mean i am a threat to him? I sure say he never see this girl pant oooo... Because our friendship is already strained. I dont take this kind of nonsense from anyone.


He should have kept the number to himself and gotten her a job. Some guys are just born simps in this life and nothing will change that.

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Romance / Re: Married 35years Old Doctor Collapses While Having An Affair With A 24year Old Wo by Bankalert(m): 5:39pm On Jan 07, 2021
Another Simp bites the dust angry. Talk about trying to please women. angryHe must have boasted of how he was going to roast her pvssy that night undecided... Lo and behold! That was his end. A sad one indeed!


It is not an abomination to spend 30s on a woman. lipsrsealed E better make you cum and she no cum. tongue
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by Bankalert(m): 5:30pm On Jan 07, 2021
OgwuEgo:
Who can do 3odds 4 times in a row, 50k reward if you succeed.
send me a whatsapp msg if you are really ready...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (0 - 2) - Live by Bankalert(m): 9:11pm On Jan 06, 2021
Rashford looking really good on the ball

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