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PoliticsRe: Jonathan, Alison-Madueke Named In Abuja Land Grab by banmee(m): 1:20pm On Feb 11, 2016
JoeBlocks:
Can there ever be a victory when a war wasn't fought?
I swear you mumu sha.
PoliticsRe: Buhari, Time We Stopped Lying To Ourselves - Abimbola Adelakun by banmee(m): 11:31am On Feb 11, 2016
Reference:
Once again. Nigerians did not vote him to tell them who they are, truthfully or lie to them. They put him there 'to do' and not 'to say'. That is the yardstick they choose to measure him now. Promised change. Their pastors and Imams do that heads-up stuff week in, week out.
You are joking right? I presume when you say "to do", you actually mean to make things better? How do you change things around without first accepting and talking about how bad things are and how did it get that way? To know where you are going, you need to know where you are coming from. Nigerians don't seem to understand that corruption is really that bad in the country. If a man has a serious case of mouth odour because of his horrible personal hygiene regimen and you try to change that aspect of him, how far do you think you'll get if he thinks he doesn't have a problem and you're just over exaggerating the situation?
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye Prays For The Ooni Adeyeye-Ogunwusi At His Palace (photos) by banmee(m): 11:21am On Feb 11, 2016
Freelanswer:
Where are the two masters? Did the news say he prayed for the Ooni in the name of Balogun? The bible is full of prophets playing spiritual roles in the lives of Kings including pagan Kings like Daniel in the lives of Nebuchadnezzar and other Babylonian Kings; Joseph and Moses in the lives of the Pharaohs, etc. We commend the efforts of these Nigerian prophets to take over the kingdoms of this world. "The kingdoms of this world have become the kingdoms of our God and of His Christ" (Rev 11:15)
Lol. . you are funny. So, i guess the prayer will go something like this; "Father, bless this man who is a direct representation of idol worshipers and continue to grow the number of his followers". Or, "father, accept the Ooni of Ife's prayers to be born again and serve you from now on, while casting away all idols". So, which one is it? cool
RomanceRe: Guys Release Transexual's Compromizing Video by banmee(m): 11:03am On Feb 11, 2016
How S.tupid is this? So, to punish someone, you allowed a horrible thing to happen to you. How does this make sense. You could easily have contracted STD. The internet is making people more re.tarted by the day.
Christianity EtcRe: Church Members Arrested During Service For Noise Pollution In Lagos by banmee(m): 11:00am On Feb 11, 2016
Good. Nigerians need to learn the true meaning of "personal space".
CrimeRe: In Jos, Man's Head Stuck In Burglary Proof (pics) by banmee(m): 10:57am On Feb 11, 2016
He was asked to test the width of the gate in case of burglary. Obviously, the gate is up to standard. grin
PoliticsRe: Jonathan, Alison-Madueke Named In Abuja Land Grab by banmee(m): 10:52am On Feb 11, 2016
JoeBlocks:
Oh you don't need to. This was never a war, was it?
You need to learn how to accept your victories.
PoliticsRe: Buhari, Time We Stopped Lying To Ourselves - Abimbola Adelakun by banmee(m): 10:51am On Feb 11, 2016
Why stop now? Nigerians have been lying to themselves since independence. "Nigeria will be great AGAIN". That in itself is a fat lie. When was Nigeria ever great? "The giant of Africa" How exactly is she a giant? Another lie; 'Nigeria is are not a corrupt nation'. Unless you have been living under a rock, then you must know this is a fallacy. The President gave a truthful and genuine opinion on the obvious perception of how the outside world sees the country and he was crucified for it. Nigerians don't like the truth. They feel better when given a fabricated version of it.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan, Alison-Madueke Named In Abuja Land Grab by banmee(m): 10:42am On Feb 11, 2016
JoeBlocks:
Like I said, its left to the reader to discern for themselves.
I conceede.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan, Alison-Madueke Named In Abuja Land Grab by banmee(m): 10:35am On Feb 11, 2016
JoeBlocks:
Yea, I can imagine. But, its obvious these people don't care about the common nigerian....

Well I believe that german should be smart enough to know that I was referring to Nigerian politicians, as the topic, relates to Nigeria, not Germany.
Yeah. You are right. Your post was just too general though. Remember this is the internet and anyone can have access to NL.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan, Alison-Madueke Named In Abuja Land Grab by banmee(m): 10:21am On Feb 11, 2016
JoeBlocks:
It is not uncommon to hear that politicians allocate land to themselves when they're in office. I'll want to say even Fashola and Tinubu did this when they were governors (though I have no proof of this).

So, since the senate have proof of the shady dealings, they should go ahead and do what's necessary.
You need to always put a disclaimer when you post things like this. This only happens in Nigeria. Imagine someone from Germany reads this. He'd be confused because this is not the norm in Normal countries.
PoliticsRe: Fayose Helps Man With Eye-Cataract At Akure-Ado (Photos) by banmee(m): 10:17am On Feb 11, 2016
Luckylife:
who is this zombie goat that don't know what computer can do and can't do. Better look for who will force u to take ur sanity drugs goat.
This "zombie goat" is your deliverer from stupidity and sycophancy. Do not let hunger and frustration cloud common sense. How do i know you suffer from these ailments? Your inability to recognize poor leadership. Don't feel bad; a lot of Nigerians are in the same predicament.
CareerRe: Jumia Staff Suffocated To Death While On Duty (details) by banmee(m): 10:13am On Feb 11, 2016
Destined2win:
Does it mean they couldn't just create a little air-conditioned see-through room in the warehouse.

A lot of things are taken for granted in this nation, and that must stop when I become President! angry
People don't just drop dead for no reason. The deceased is not the only person working there. There were symptoms that were evident and just like many Nigerians, he probably ignored them. Nigerians are not very health conscious and they need to be. The substandard medical system in Nigeria does not help matters as well. RIP to the deceased.
CrimeRe: The Nigerian Couple That Turned Nanny To Slave In Houston Texas (Photos) by banmee(m): 9:46am On Feb 11, 2016
Lol. . .dem think say na Nigeria dem de.
PoliticsRe: Fayose Helps Man With Eye-Cataract At Akure-Ado (Photos) by banmee(m): 9:07am On Feb 11, 2016
Luckylife:
Someone at the top should learn from this governor, is down to earth and help to the poorest in his state is commendable. Even though he tell the president what his sycophants are afraid of telling him.
If only there was a way I could reach through my computer and slap the dog piss 'outta you.
CelebritiesRe: Olajumoke, Ex-agege Breadseller Joins Instagram, Shares Hot Photos by banmee(m): 2:37am On Feb 11, 2016
This babe take style wowo.
BusinessRe: How To Survive On 20k Or Less In A Month by banmee(m): 2:33am On Feb 11, 2016
hungryboy:
Other Bills
If you are a super saver, the best phone for you is a Nokia torchlight, china version, it cost 1200, and e dey play radio without earpiece, you no even need put the phone for speaker when you answer calls, cos it's always on speaker, and you have no need to subscribe data,
So money saved,
If you love browsing,
the best advice i'll give you is to get a cheap java phone that browses,
I use one and it cost less than 1k to subscribe data per month, and i always off images while browsing, so that my data no go quick finish.
Load 500 worth of recharge card in a month for important calls, and if pesin flash you no call am confirm who him be, if him get serious thing to tell you, him go load card call you,
No too like to call your girlfriend, just dey send am text ask am say, where and when can we see?
Drink garri and salt some days either as breakfast or as supper, if you are feeling rich, you fit buy sugar and groundnut join am.
No Joke, you will be a millionaire one day.
RomanceRe: What's The First Thing That Attracts You To The Opposite Sex? by banmee(m): 11:48pm On Feb 10, 2016
MrWhaley:
If I choose to prolong this convo. further,I would be inadvertently partaking in your foolery but alas! I am too busy for that,no matter how contagious your retardation might be. huh






Have I toned it to your level,Sir? smiley
Lol...he doesn't want to prolong this "convo" but still finds to respond. What a re.tard.
RomanceRe: What's The First Thing That Attracts You To The Opposite Sex? by banmee(m): 11:46pm On Feb 10, 2016
MrWhaley:
If I choose to prolong this convo. further,I would be inadvertently partaking in your foolery but alas! I am too busy for that,no matter how contagious your retardation might be. huh

Lol...he doesn't want to prolong this "convo" but still finds to respond. What a re.tard.





Have I toned it to your level,Sir? smiley
RomanceRe: Married Woman Stuck With Her Lover In Enugu Hours After Sex by banmee(m): 5:02pm On Feb 10, 2016
justicejay:
Oh no!
you failed
That's the only thing that makes sense. You are using a computer to communicate and you still believe science is jazz. Ok.
Forum GamesRe: Boobs Or The Leg? Who Is The Winner Here (photo) by banmee(m): 4:10pm On Feb 10, 2016
DanielGb:
na only you get sense. All of dem just dey shout boobs like say them they watch free mojo.
Lol....
RomanceRe: Married Woman Stuck With Her Lover In Enugu Hours After Sex by banmee(m): 4:09pm On Feb 10, 2016
justicejay:
science and technology are reformed jazz
Let me guess, you are still in your village.
RomanceRe: Married Woman Stuck With Her Lover In Enugu Hours After Sex by banmee(m): 2:10pm On Feb 10, 2016
justicejay:
For get say na one pelvic bone made d penis hang. Which stu.pid bone wan withstand an erect pole made by hausa concontion? It tell u if no be juju the dick fit tear dat cunt.
Juju dey for real and nigerians or africans builds their evil on it.
You correct jare. We fit even talk say which kain tin fit make plane fly. No mind those oyibo pepu. Dem be winch. Na only winch de fly joo. I really like the way you de tink.
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Wins New Hampshire Primary by banmee(m): 1:52pm On Feb 10, 2016
Islamicpope:
mr wailer I hail oooooo it's u dat is talking rubbish. don't ever quote my post again.
Still ranting incoherently I see. Lol.....
RomanceRe: Married Woman Stuck With Her Lover In Enugu Hours After Sex by banmee(m): 1:51pm On Feb 10, 2016
justicejay:
thats british version.
Have you checked nigerian version?
You mean the superstitious version?
Forum GamesRe: Boobs Or The Leg? Who Is The Winner Here (photo) by banmee(m): 12:10pm On Feb 10, 2016
deeMarc:
Some say the girl with big oranges won because she braced the tape first, but look at the slim girl's leg. Lol!
It is whoever touches the tape first that wins. This is why athletes lean forward at the finish line. In this case, it is the "boobs". grin
RomanceRe: Married Woman Stuck With Her Lover In Enugu Hours After Sex by banmee(m): 11:58am On Feb 10, 2016
cecegorz:
Guy, why it is clear that this is a known medical condition.
What I found baffling is that almost all the reported cases in Nigeria are always people in adulterous relationship.
How come it doesn't happen between legal couples? shocked
Because of the fact that the occurrence sometimes happens in adulterous situations is the only reason why you know about it. The news would not "trend" otherwise. Will you care if it happens between husband and wife, or boyfriend and girlfriend? Just last week, it was posted here on NL that somewhere in England, a 64 year old man and a prostitute were in this same scenario. Are you saying the pim.p of the prostitute put "magun" on her too? cool

Nigerians are just too superstitious for their own good.
RomanceRe: When Your Boyfriend Loves His Car More Than You by banmee(m): 11:28am On Feb 10, 2016
Orikinla:
Your boyfriend can love his car more than you. In fact, he adores his car more than you and gives more attention to it. He uses it to impress you among his peers for his ego trips. He will hardly admire your hairstyle, dress or even take you shopping, except to take you to the movies and special occasions just using you for his impressionism. He believes his car is one of the reasons you agreed to date him. Even if he can afford it, he will not consider buying you a car or improve your living condition.
What rubbish is this?
CultureRe: Yoruba Obas: I Stand By My Ranking — Alake by banmee(m): 11:27am On Feb 10, 2016
9jacrip:
What the Bini hinge their argument on is simply the rendition of names.

We need to remind them that names such as Oduduwa and Oranmiyan were nicknames and not actual names.

Oduduwa is a fusion of Odu to da Iwa. The vessel that brought creation/existence. The 'oduduwa' ife king, got called the name because he was the vessel through which Ife confederacy was ended.

Oduduwa is in no way Izoduwa or whatever con you folks come up with. The actual Oduduwa was in Ife's creation history and the name was extended to the human king who ushered in a new era of political unification in Ife.

I'm sure the Bini believe Oranmiyan which they changed to 'Omonayan' was his actual name rather than Odede which as the actual name.

Please and please, Bini folks need to do a proper research of Yoruba words before twisting it to fit into their poor revisionism.

I read somewhere that Ekhalederhen stopped over at Owo? Owo didn't even come into existence until after Oduduwa's period as king in Ife.
"The exiled Prince Ekaladerhan died at Ogheton. Oranmiyan took up his abode in the palace built for him at Usama by the elders (now a coronation shrine). Soon after his arrival he married a beautiful lady, Erinmwinde, daughter of Osa-nego, was the ninth Enogie (Duke) of Ego, by whom he had a son. After some years residence here he called a meeting of the people and renounced his office, remarking that the country was a land of vexation, Ile-Ibinu (by which name the country was afterward known) and that only a child born, trained and educated in the arts and mysteries of the land could reign over the people. He caused his son born to him by Erinmwinde to be made King in his place, and returned to Yoruba land Ile-Ife. After some years in Ife, he left for Oyo, where he also left a son behind on leaving the place, and his son Ajaka ultimately became the first Alafin of Oyo of the present line, while Oranmiyan himself was reigning as Oni of Ife. Therefore, Oranmiyan of Ife, the father of Eweka I, the Oba of Benin, was also the father of Ajaka, the first Alafin of Oyo. Oni of Ife and Alafe of Oyo is a Bini spoken language all the Kings title in Southerner are Edo Language. In Nigeria Edo has the greatest and rich culture and most influence in West Africa and powerful King in Nigeria"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benin_Empire
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Wins New Hampshire Primary by banmee(m): 10:19am On Feb 10, 2016
Islamicpope:
Donald trump, the catcher of Mugabe, museveni, and gudluck egberipapa Jonathan in advance I hail ooooooo. wailers will never allow u win d general election because of their paid master.
Do you even know what you are talking about?
RomanceRe: Married Woman Stuck With Her Lover In Enugu Hours After Sex by banmee(m): 10:17am On Feb 10, 2016
scofieldsimba:
you are very correct,that was exactly what I waS told. I also heard that the husband to the lady boasted that the magun will last for four days.
You do realize that there is a scientific explanation for why this happens right?

"Penis captivus is a rare occurrence in intercourse when the muscles in the vagina clamp down on the penis much more firmly than usual (a form of vaginismus), making it impossible for the penis to withdraw from the vagina. According to a 1979 article in the British Medical Journal, this condition was unknown in the twentieth century,[1] but a subsequent letter to the same journal reported an apparent case of penis captivus in 1947.[2] Penis captivus should not be confused with vaginismus, though a relation between the supposed event of penis captivus and the occurrence of vaginismus is assumed in the existing descriptions"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_captivus
PoliticsRe: Bill To End Gender Discrimination Is Unafrican - Enugu Lawmakers by banmee(m): 9:57am On Feb 10, 2016
Toks2008 is not going to like this.

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