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Politics / Re: OjBest: How Osinbajo Met And Patronized A Local Shoemaker After A Tweet (Photos) by banmee(m): 7:45pm On Mar 29, 2021
Jaqenhghar:

LMAO @ PVT snuffy. Show me your friend and I will tell you who you are.

BTW did you ever do this to PVT Snuffy

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Only drill sergeants can do that and even that has a limit. It's called hazing and if it is proven you actually did it in a regular unit then your career is over for sure.
Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Celebrates Tinubu At 69 by banmee(m): 10:51am On Mar 29, 2021
wwwihy:


Let me just stop here.... campaign is yet to commence.

God Bless Atiku Abubakar

God Bless Incoming President Bola Ahmed Adekunle Tinubu


God Bless Federal Republic of Nigeria

And una say una no like suffer. Lol. Carry on. Una suffer de do press up. E never even start. Bad/s.tupid people = bad government = bad country. The math is undeniable.

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Politics / Re: OjBest: How Osinbajo Met And Patronized A Local Shoemaker After A Tweet (Photos) by banmee(m): 7:29pm On Mar 28, 2021
Jaqenhghar:

No good man is comfortable on a wrong team unless he is wrong himself.
That man is a Niggerian, a lawyer, and a pastor (3 strikes) .... need I say more?

Same problem I have with some of my soldiers.

Me: PVT Snuffy, why are you hanging around that dirt bag?

Snuffy: SFC, he is a good guy. He just made a couple of mistakes.

Me: A couple? He's had a DUI, pissed hot in a urinalysis, and is now under investigation for sexual assault. Really snuffy?

Snuffy: *cricket*.......

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Politics / Re: Aisha Yesufu Replies Garba Shehu Who Said Nobody Can Bring Down Buhari's Govt by banmee(m): 7:15pm On Mar 28, 2021
Franklyspeakin:
wait we kicked out Jonathan because of incompetence. Now we are defending incompetence. I pity Nigeria.

What does that tell you? A normal person, emphasis on normal, will know by now that the problem is not the government but the citizenry. Nigerians are generally bad so it is natural to conclude that your elected officials will be bad too. Abi no be for amongst una sef una pick your representatives? Bad citizens = bad representatives = bad country.. Na for this same NL someone tok say "Tinubu for president". See what I mean? Bad people picking bad leaders.

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Politics / Re: Soldiers Protest Over Unpaid Allowances, Obsolete Equipment In Borno by banmee(m): 4:08pm On Mar 27, 2021
Jaqenhghar:
.the juniors are not complaining. If you decide to hold a protest @ army HQ for them its the same juniors that will shoot you.

Lol.....
Politics / Re: Amidst Paucity Of Funds, Nigerian Govt Proceeds With ₦42 Billion NASS Renovation by banmee(m): 2:48pm On Mar 27, 2021
longetivity:
Everything about this govt is corrupt

You mean Nigeria. Or which government in your history has not being like this? Every single one since independence so what does that tell you? It means Nigerians are corrupt as phuck because it is mathematically impossible to be corrupt from independence unless the people are bad.

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by banmee(m): 12:11pm On Mar 27, 2021

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by banmee(m): 11:40am On Mar 27, 2021
AngelicBeing:
Nice, it's one of my favorite soup wink

Me too.

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by banmee(m): 11:40am On Mar 27, 2021
Jaqenhghar:

Make I wash hand LOL. Is that shrimps?

Yup.
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by banmee(m): 11:26pm On Mar 26, 2021
Jaqenhghar come see ooo. Ogbono soup.

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Family / Re: What I Did To The Cultist That Slapped My Sister by banmee(m): 10:34pm On Mar 26, 2021
punisha:
u be man...
not the other bingo claiming he is an alpha male and receiving daily slaps from his girlfriend in one stupid thread I just read.


for those alarmed at "he wired 100k" dunno if this is fictional or not but I'd do more if u touch any lady I know talk more of my own blood sister.

You do understand that this is how people get killed right? I understand Nigeria is a zoo hence the reason a lot of you do not know how things are supposed to work. What if the so called cultist calls on his "cultist" friends to come jack him up? What then?
Politics / Re: George Weah, Dani Rodrik, Yahya To Speak At 12th Bola Tinubu Colloquium by banmee(m): 6:25pm On Mar 26, 2021
Nexus25:
Jagaban of Borgu

Àsiwaju of Lagos

Oko Oluremi.


On your mandate we stand


Jagaban for President

I promise. Una go suffer die for Nigeria. No be swear.

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Family / Re: My Wife’s Salary Was A Mystery Until I Discovered How Much She’s Truly Worth* by banmee(m): 12:44am On Mar 26, 2021
cocu25:

Is your problem with God?. If you don't believe in prayers, others do. In any situation you find yourself put God first.

I can almost guarantee you the problem the couple is going through started with their god. Something common sense can foresee, these mor.ons would be "praying about it". Even now, you are telling them to pray on it. Pray for what when the solution is obvious.

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Romance / Re: Many Ladies Are Lonely In Europe by banmee(m): 12:10am On Mar 26, 2021
maasoap:


When you understand Nigeria social and cultural setting, you will understand I was talking about. No time to lecture an adult. People here have said more than enough how Nigeria social setting is different from and preferable to that of Europe or America

Which people? And who prefers this rubbish, corrupt culture? Guy, are you high? A culture that promotes illiteracy, ignorance and corruption? No thank you very much.
Family / Re: My Wife’s Salary Was A Mystery Until I Discovered How Much She’s Truly Worth* by banmee(m): 12:05am On Mar 26, 2021
cocu25:

Why not?. Let God lead the way. Marriage is a marathon and not a Sprint.

You are doing it again. Agreed. Marriage is a marathon and not a sprint but what has god got to do with it?
Phones / Re: Thai Teenager Ordered Cheap Iphone Online, But He Got This Instead (Photos) by banmee(m): 11:14pm On Mar 25, 2021
franchasng:
wow, Off I go grin grin shocked grin

Good luck. May the force be with you.

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Phones / Re: Thai Teenager Ordered Cheap Iphone Online, But He Got This Instead (Photos) by banmee(m): 11:06pm On Mar 25, 2021
franchasng:
Can I get it now through different girlfriends breast sucking angry angry

I never thought of that before. You know what? I think it's definitely possible.

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Phones / Re: Thai Teenager Ordered Cheap Iphone Online, But He Got This Instead (Photos) by banmee(m): 11:01pm On Mar 25, 2021
franchasng:
Me I suck breast till 4yrs so why am I not as tall as Michael Jordon na angry angry

You didn't get get the right nutrients else you would have understood by now.
Phones / Re: Thai Teenager Ordered Cheap Iphone Online, But He Got This Instead (Photos) by banmee(m): 11:00pm On Mar 25, 2021
Igwe29:



Which kind yeye rubbish nutrient when you're seeing a man as old as my ancestors.

You go faint if you meet my 16 year old. He is 6, 2" and big as phuck. I tell you, fix your hunger game and everything will fall in line

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Family / Re: My Wife’s Salary Was A Mystery Until I Discovered How Much She’s Truly Worth* by banmee(m): 10:24pm On Mar 25, 2021
cocu25:
Trust is more important in marriage than love. This is the time to move closer to your God or this will fall apart.

Seriously? What has that got to do with the issue at hand?
Phones / Re: Thai Teenager Ordered Cheap Iphone Online, But He Got This Instead (Photos) by banmee(m): 10:20pm On Mar 25, 2021
franchasng:
You mean say na hunger make me and Tinubu tiny like this so My mama must hear this shocked shocked

Yes. And you can be tiny and show evidence of nutrition. A.k.a freshness. In the case of Tinubu, it all starts with what you did with your body growing up. This is why it is recommended that mothers give their babies breast milk and nothing else for a full 12 months after birth.
Phones / Re: Thai Teenager Ordered Cheap Iphone Online, But He Got This Instead (Photos) by banmee(m): 10:05pm On Mar 25, 2021
franchasng:
This Grandpa is a teenager, that means I am still a toddler grin

Hunger get level. They are not as hungry over there which means they get all the nutrients they are supposed to get. Wetin you do do if you see the average German kid?
Religion / Re: Oyedepo Commissions Construction Of The Ark (pictures) by banmee(m): 8:50pm On Mar 25, 2021
RALPHOW:

Get / buy / steal small sense nau!!!

Guy who is idolizing a man who does nothing meaningful for a living except promising and conning mo.rons into donating their hard earned income to him, is advising me to go "buy sense". Lol. Ok.

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Religion / Re: Oyedepo Commissions Construction Of The Ark (pictures) by banmee(m): 8:24pm On Mar 25, 2021
Mokason288:
I TAP INTO THIS BLESSINGS

IN JESUS MIGHTY NAME

I WANT TO BE LIKE BISHOP OYEDEPO

AMEN

May God almighty continue to strengthen you Daddy

Lol...Una can admire fraudsters. Kai...

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Sports / Re: Liverpool Fans Blast Sadio Mane For Posting Shirtless Gym Photos With Hadj Diouf by banmee(m): 8:13pm On Mar 25, 2021
Jaqenhghar:

We are discussing Okocha not me. Unless you are Okocha could you stick to the topic.

Ouch....this your comeback's gotta hurt. Serious below the belt.

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Celebrities / Re: Illbliss: Burnaboy's Success Should Be One Of The Most Motivationals Of Our Time by banmee(m): 8:11pm On Mar 25, 2021
Jaqenhghar:

He is not the first.
Sikiru Adepoju and Babatunde Olatunji in 1991, won a Grammy award ‘Best World Music Album‘ category for their work in the album Planet Drum produced by Mickey Hart.

Another Nigerian in 2006, Olalekan Babalola, a jazz percussionist, won a Grammy for his work on Cassandra Wilson’s album titled Loverly. He went on to win another Grammy award in 2009, for his work on Ali Farka Toure’s In the Heart of the Moon album.

I beg brosef, stop educating these indomie children.

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Sports / Re: Liverpool Fans Blast Sadio Mane For Posting Shirtless Gym Photos With Hadj Diouf by banmee(m): 8:06pm On Mar 25, 2021
Jaqenhghar:

Go bless you. Nigerians no sabi football. They gas this Okocha up as if he won the WC for them. Okocha is the football equivalent of Jamal Crawford in Basketball. Very skillful but zero achievments

You de mind dem. I swear the guy can vex me. E go de dance in circles and these mumu people go de hail am. Rubbish.
Crime / Re: I Consented To Sex Because I Like Doing It - 12 Year Old Tells Court by banmee(m): 1:34pm On Mar 25, 2021
Jaqenhghar:

Its still rape. The consent of a child means nothing according to the law. That is why a child cannot sign a contract.

Don't waste your time. You no hear the guy? He is friends with a pedophile and he is proud of it.

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Science/Technology / Re: Starved Lion In Kaduna Zoo Died Two Weeks After Viral Reports ― Official (pic) by banmee(m): 1:32pm On Mar 25, 2021
It doesn't make any sense. Why are Nigerians, who do not value life, allowed to run a zoo or own a pet for that matter? Why?

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Politics / Re: APC Slams Peter Obi, Calls Him Ignorant Man by banmee(m): 1:10pm On Mar 25, 2021
JChase0:
See finishing.

Contact me for James Hadley Chase Novels

Do you have them or no? Been trying to get in touch with you to get some. If yes, how much are they?
Sports / Re: Liverpool Fans Blast Sadio Mane For Posting Shirtless Gym Photos With Hadj Diouf by banmee(m): 1:07pm On Mar 25, 2021
fabregas04:
Diouf was good, Okocha was good, they play in diff. position. Diouf was a winger cum striker, more like CR7 while okocha was a CMD, so no basis for comparison here pls.

I am talking about positive play. Okocha was the king of useless play. Always holding on to the ball to display useless skills so that he would be applauded for dribbling on the same spot. Meanwhile, opportunities would be missed because of it. Diouf would hold the ball to give time for his team mates to come forward the same way Didier Drogba did.

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Sports / Re: Liverpool Fans Blast Sadio Mane For Posting Shirtless Gym Photos With Hadj Diouf by banmee(m): 12:28pm On Mar 25, 2021
Truth be told, I thoroughly hated the guy because of how good he was. He was incredibly skillful and knew how to hold the ball long enough for his team mates to come and create havoc. Much like didier drogba. Way better than Okocha in my opinion. I just disliked him because you could tell he was a very cocky and arrogant player. Personally, I secretly wished we had a player like him.

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