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Romance / Re: I Stopped Masturbating 7 Months Ago - Nigerian Lady Celebrates by banmee(m): 12:25pm On Apr 06, 2021
Bvlgari:


Yo bro i put it to u and quote me anywhere that all women play around their coochie when taking a shower or alone on the bed...they quietly have an orgasm...u can take that to the bank

Facts come with evidence
Celebrities / Re: Bisi Alimi: Keeping Bibles In Hotel Rooms Is Rude by banmee(m): 2:29am On Apr 06, 2021
cococandy:
Tubi is one of the newer streaming services. Nothing special

$5 you say? That’s nice to know.

Lastly, I know you know I don't think you are a mo.ron. I really have to stop generalizing. Have a good night.

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Romance / Re: I Stopped Masturbating 7 Months Ago - Nigerian Lady Celebrates by banmee(m): 2:20am On Apr 06, 2021
Kimjongun:


No it will actually help

How?
Romance / Re: I Stopped Masturbating 7 Months Ago - Nigerian Lady Celebrates by banmee(m): 2:19am On Apr 06, 2021
Bvlgari:


Yes true, almost everyone has tried it at least once in their lifetime but the % of girls still doing it after their first curious trial, is much higher than the men...most men hate to mastubate but i have never ever seen or heard of a lady who hates to play around her coochie

That is just an assumption not based on any verifiable data. I can as well say in my opinion and experience, men are the ones who engage in it more. Women, because of how society judge them, are hesitant in engaging in their sexual desires fantasies as men would. Case in point the comments on this thread.

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Romance / Re: I Stopped Masturbating 7 Months Ago - Nigerian Lady Celebrates by banmee(m): 10:36pm On Apr 05, 2021
Bvlgari:
99% of girls mastubate

And men don't? More than likely, everybody has masturbated at least once. Mostly out of curiosity.
Celebrities / Re: Bisi Alimi: Keeping Bibles In Hotel Rooms Is Rude by banmee(m): 10:28pm On Apr 05, 2021
cococandy:
I have Disney+ for the little miss that’s all.
And I got Hulu after Netflix started taking away some shows that I liked to watch and rewatch. You won’t believe it but Family guy and American dad are the reason I got Hulu. Netflix canceled their contract with Seth Macfarlane so I followed him to Hulu.

Amazon prime is just necessary. It’s indeed good TV. Since we have all decided to contribute to make Bezos a gazillionaire, might as well go all in.

I don't know why I have Tubi. I don’t even remember what show took me there.

You know you can get a VPN for I think 5 bucks a month which allows you to watch Netflix from all regions in the world. So whatever you are missing in one country is available somewhere else. Found that out when I was stationed in Germany. You'd be surprised how much Netflix cheat us over here. My favorite is Netflix Brazil. Everything on DVD subscription is streamed in that region. Never liked family guy and what the heck is Tubi?
Celebrities / Re: Bisi Alimi: Keeping Bibles In Hotel Rooms Is Rude by banmee(m): 10:02pm On Apr 05, 2021
cococandy:

I have Netflix, Hulu, Amazon prime tv, Tubi, HBO Max and Disney+
I don’t discriminate grin

When you mentioned it and I searched it, the first place it popped up was on Hulu. Unless you have a better suggestion

Holy crap. Disney+? Been thinking about subbing for it because of "Mandalorian". Problem is, I don't want it to be like CBS access. Apart from star trek discovery, which is the main reason I got it, it sucks. I'm a trekkie. I know I'm just talking crap but I just feel Hulu is like a wannabe kid brother to Netflix. Had it when it first came out and it ssssucccckkkkkeeeedddd. The best of them all is still prime in my opinion.
Celebrities / Re: Bisi Alimi: Keeping Bibles In Hotel Rooms Is Rude by banmee(m): 9:35pm On Apr 05, 2021
cococandy:
grin
It’s not on Netflix.


Pheeewwww. You scared me. But still, Hulu?
Celebrities / Re: Bisi Alimi: Keeping Bibles In Hotel Rooms Is Rude by banmee(m): 9:23pm On Apr 05, 2021
cococandy:


Thank you smiley

Oh I haven’t. I just checked it out now that you mentioned it.
Will definitely be watching it on Hulu.

Hulu? Eeeewwww. I knew it was too good to be true.
Celebrities / Re: Bisi Alimi: Keeping Bibles In Hotel Rooms Is Rude by banmee(m): 9:05pm On Apr 05, 2021
cococandy:
Makes sense how logical and humane you can be in many of your posts. I found that many people who can empathize with others are often dissociated from religious influence in their decision making processes. Also Most of my fellow believers have no logic . I don’t know how they come to conclusions on various topics and a lot of them are extremely unkind. Extremely. Not saying all atheists are humane though.

As for me, I’m surprised you didn’t know my stand. it’s going to be hard to convince me that a higher power doesn’t exist. I truly believe in that. However I’m only a Christian because I was born a Christian (and I like what I’ve read about Jesus) not because I believe it’s the only true religion by which one can practice their spirituality. Other religions are valid too.

So yea, I don’t believe the Bible is infallible. In fact I’m acutely aware of how the misogyny of their time greatly influenced what they wrote down and how they want us to believe God thinks.


You lucky. I be tink say you wan yab me. I for come Uzbekistan grin come show you pepper. But for real, don't change. Keep your critical and logical approach to issues. You remind me a lot of my wife. I can tell a lot about a person from the way they approach things. Very diplomatic up to the point where someone really pisses you off. Meanwhile, have you seen "the other guys"? You go laugh die I swear.

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Celebrities / Re: Bisi Alimi: Keeping Bibles In Hotel Rooms Is Rude by banmee(m): 5:07pm On Apr 05, 2021
cococandy:


I didn’t know you’re an atheist. Makes sense now.

I do believe in the existence of a God though I really disagree with the approach of many of my fellow believers.

I didn't know you did. Hard to believe you. You are too grounded to be one. Believe it or not, I read the bible. A lot. That book is awesome. One can learn a lot from it. I read any and everything. But as far as I am concerned, that is if you take out the fantasy stories in it, It was written by top notch motivational speakers who passed their writings and knowledge to the next generation who refined the writings to what we have today. Everything in there is basically common sense. What's phucked up is evil people got hold of the writings and figured out how to enslave humanity. The book today is basically fanning the flames of fear. The fear of whatever you can think of. "I am not going to get insurance so I'm just going to pray to god to protect my house, car, family etc". Meanwhile, the simple truth is bad things will always happen. It's inevitable. The only thing we can do is prepare ourselves for when it comes. It baffles me to no end.

What did you mean "makes sense now"?
Celebrities / Re: Bisi Alimi: Keeping Bibles In Hotel Rooms Is Rude by banmee(m): 4:44pm On Apr 05, 2021
Only a complete and utter mo.ron believes in any type of god
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is No Longer Picking My Calls Because Of Easter Chicken by banmee(m): 2:18am On Apr 05, 2021
When 2 hungry people. . . . . . .

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Health / Re: Experiencing Wet Dream Everyday; Is This Normal? by banmee(m): 1:18am On Apr 05, 2021
Kriss216:
I'm worried, make you no go knack mami water for dream.

See mentality.
Celebrities / Re: Ummi Zeezee Threatens To Commit Suicide by banmee(m): 8:10pm On Apr 04, 2021
Baawaa:

Suicide is not an option no matter the condition,so think of it at all.

Too late to change your tone. We all know what you are.
Celebrities / Re: Ummi Zeezee Threatens To Commit Suicide by banmee(m): 7:59pm On Apr 04, 2021
Baawaa:
She is not the first to commit suicide and she will not be the last

The first signs of a serial killer is not caring for another human being.

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Travel / Re: Inside US Supersonic Presidential Jet That Could Fly Twice Speed Of Sound (Pics) by banmee(m): 7:34pm On Apr 04, 2021
Slurity:
The OP of this article need flogging, how on earth will a plane fly at twice the speed of sound? They said it's almost the speed of sound and you said twice the speed

Don't blame the guy. He thought he was talking to normal intelligent homosapiens forgetting that Nigerians are not. What he saying is the plane can fly 1522m/s. That is twice the speed of sound.

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Religion / Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God's Power by banmee(m): 1:36pm On Apr 04, 2021
Monogamy:
I only pity those who have stopped making use of their free gifted senses

You mean christians right? Any practicing christian lost their sense of reason the day they signed up.
Religion / Re: Pastor Christ Penelope Farts On Heads Of Worshippers To Demonstrate God's Power by banmee(m): 1:34pm On Apr 04, 2021
Jaqenhghar:

SMDH

I am surprised you are surprised. The church been doing that for centuries. Figuratively shitting on their heads with false information and now taking it further by doing it literarily.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Topless Photos Of Vladimir Putin Earns Him Russia's Sexiest Man Award (Photos) by banmee(m): 4:19am On Apr 04, 2021
HacheNoire:
A dwarf can never be sexy

Short people are not known to be sexy.

Being brief is not a sexy quality

Ever heard of tom cruise?
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Dances With Gyakie, King Promise In Ghana (Photos, Video) by banmee(m): 9:11pm On Apr 03, 2021
Bornsinner7:
Big win for Nigeria.. He is the first to dance in Ghana


You can always identify an indomie kid a million miles away.
Celebrities / Re: MC Fish: Why I Wash My Wife’s Underwear – Anita Joseph’s Husband by banmee(m): 9:10pm On Apr 03, 2021
Jaqenhghar:

You dey mind the villager?

Lack of exposure is a huge issue in Nigeria.

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Celebrities / Re: MC Fish: Why I Wash My Wife’s Underwear – Anita Joseph’s Husband by banmee(m): 8:48pm On Apr 03, 2021
Kriss216:

So, your husband dey wash your pants

Na poverty mentality de do you. In normal societies, it's called doing laundry. You won't even know what's in there. You just dump everything in the washer shikena.
Religion / Re: Weird Sacrifice I Saw This Morning... Stay Woke by banmee(m): 7:08pm On Apr 03, 2021
Jaqenhghar:

That's serious. The sacrifice led to succes which added more miney to your pockets LOL. The problem is the sacrifices never stop. I hope he hasn't graduated to sacrificing human beings

As if the sacrifices did. Unfortunately, they believe in that crap. This is a dude who schooled all his life in England. Just shows you that you can take some Nigerians out of Nigeria but can't take the Nigerian mentality out of them.
Religion / Re: Weird Sacrifice I Saw This Morning... Stay Woke by banmee(m): 3:29pm On Apr 03, 2021
Jaqenhghar:

Dey look them. No go chop your own.

Dude I used to live in ikeja. One day as I was returning from work, I saw my landlord sacrificing a fowl in the compound where we live. 6 months later I moved out. Fast forward one year but this time at my place of work. My wife, who was in the same employ said she saw my boss sacrificing a ram very early in the morning in our office compound. I didn't resign though grin. Was getting paid too good to do that. And today he is a huge big shot in the industry he is in. And I mean huge. Very well known. The things people go through in Nigeria to survive.

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by banmee(m): 4:15am On Apr 03, 2021
Jaqenhghar:

LOL. You don vex true true. That glaze man....

I couldn't wait. The dough aroma was too much to handle. The outcome was more than I hoped for. If you take out the pepperoni and sausages, one would think it was a thin crusted New York style pizza with the way it tasted. Washed it down with. . . .you guessed it. . . . .origin grin

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Food / Re: 6 Foods You Can Cook In A Microwave To Make Your Life Easier- by banmee(m): 2:23am On Apr 03, 2021
Don't forget jollof rice. That thing save me in ALC.
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by banmee(m): 12:50am On Apr 03, 2021
Jaqenhghar:

LOL. You don vex true true. That glaze man....

Thrilled you noticed. I smoked the crap outta it for like 20 minutes on stove top then began the glazing process. I Transferred it to my oven and began to glaze it with smoked honey barbecue sauce every 5 minutes. I would take it out at that interval and re glaze it till it was done. Omo, the tin no get part two. The glaze enter im bone marrow. I washed it down with origin grin. No vex for me ooo. Not trying to rub it in. Doing the same thing tomorrow but this time na to compliment am with pizza. I already made the dough and it's fermenting in my oven as we speak. Will update you tomorrow on how it went.

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Romance / Re: Men Please Stop Deceiving Yourselves, You Will Choose Beauty Over Brain by banmee(m): 12:30am On Apr 03, 2021
Zzor:
Brain or beauty,choose one and don't lie

Your premise is illogical. It's just like saying choose a lemon car over a brand new one. It all depends on your situation. No man would willingly go out looking for an unattractive woman. Best you can do is find one that's 50 percent of both and if one is lucky like me, you definitely get one that's a hundred percent of both.
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by banmee(m): 10:48pm On Apr 02, 2021
cococandy:
juicy barbecue kiss

You know it
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by banmee(m): 9:21pm On Apr 02, 2021
Jaqenhghar cop see o. Siken. I blame you and cococandy. Una be de taunt me with am since yesterday

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Foreign Affairs / Re: US Capitol Under Lockdown After Security Threat by banmee(m): 7:54pm On Apr 02, 2021
aremuforlife:
America is among the most insecure country in the world, but we as Nigerians, we like defend US.
USA recorded over 4000 murder cases by gun in 2020.

And you can say that with a straight face. grin A citizen of a country where cattle herders are more powerful than the police. Really? Something just de hungry you to type sha.

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