₦airaland Forum

Supan:
Planned script by the fulani jihadist... How can an ordinary RPG shoot down a fast flying jet fighter, when it is not guided with signal or heat seeking device? Was it flying two feet above the ground to be gunned down easily when it isn't helicopter?

I believe their flight path and height was leaked to BH by their brothers in the army, so they could position well to shoot it down.

Lol. You can watch movie. It is all about probability sometimes and luck.

Amotolongbo:
I wish our soldiers and police could comport themselves like this during the #endsars protest

That's never going to happen. Remember, they are Nigerians. It's like wishing pigs could fly.

Jaqenhghar:
My line manager recommended it to me. I enjoyed it.

And to think she recommended it like 4 years ago. I just blew her off thinking how babe go de recommend movie for me. What can fa? You know say normally when woman recommend film/series na the bold and beautiful and young and restless genre dem de talk about.

Jaqenhghar:
So I tried making jerk chicken. Funny enough I have never eaten it. What I eneded up with tasted like our chicken suya. Banmee , pocahontas come join me

You try bro. Some Nigerian stores de sell this jamaican rub for jerk chicken. It is da bomb. Try am. Meanwhile I beg drink one origin on me. I go settle the tab later.

saphiere:
It will never be well with Davido if he does not do the needful.

This is for every girl out there to learn a lesson

How? So let me you tell a story. It is a true story so I hope you are sitting down. One day, this dude from Mushin decided to go see his friend in another town. To get there he had to cross a river but by the time he got to the place where boats usually assist people to cross over it was late and they all had gone home. He decided to swim across. As he was about to start swimming a scorpion came up to him and asked if he would allow it to stay on his back so it can get across too since it was going the same route. The guy was like "phuuuuck no. Do you think I'm brain dead? You'll sting me and I'll die". The scorpion was like "dude, that doesn't make any sense. If I sting you and you die I'll drown and we'll both die. I don't know about you but I wanna live". So, my guy agreed, and placed the scorpion on his back and started swimming. Half way across the river, he felt a sharp pain and realized the scorpion had stung him. He stared at the scorpion in dismay and was like "Guy, why you come do dis kain tin na? You said you wouldn't sting me. Now we are drowning and you'll die too". The scorpion answered him, "what can I say bro. It's in my nature. I can't help it. I sting for a living". Does the scorpion remind you of anyone?

The long and short of it is, I'm trying to figure out how this is Davido's fault. She knew Davido was and is a lumber jack who mows down trees indiscriminately and decided to plant her trees in his domain. What did she think would happen? As far as I am concerned, he is behaving true to form.

Jaqenhghar:
My oga. I'll take that as a compliment Sir. How is the weekend going

Brosef, everything de kampe oo. You have no idea how comforting it is to see someone else wey Im thought processes de similar to mine. I am not a very easy person to get along with because my standards are extremely high which is why I have zero friends. And I mean zero. Well one if you count my wife.

Jaqenhghar:
Honestly I dont like jewelry per se. But if I am going where women are or gatherings I wear it. I think I'll tattoo a ring soI dont have to worry about wearing it

You too be like me.

cococandy:
that’s on you for underestimating my taste in movies/shows

Have some sweet n spicy sticky wings for your movies time

Omo. You too mush. I just gum for recliner since I start to wash dis tin. Exactly how I like my series. Raunchy and violent with a twist of intense suspense. I be think say e go be like my wife recommendations. I apologize.

Nice wings by the way. Minister for food.

Cococandy you weren't kidding. Ozark is the bomb. Thought you were recommending a chick flick which is why I never got around to it but gaddem.

blinking001:
Run for your life....

For what? Because of dream? Seriously?

Shancca:
Are you normal at all?

He is. His is just pointing out the reasoning for a government engaging in this nonsense. A country where there is no security, no accountability, no maintenance culture, and you are proposing bike sharing. Really? Do you understand what bike sharing really is?

Nephilim:
He's right!
Everyone is entitled to his or her opinion whether to take it or not.

But as for me and my family we are not taking this Covid-19 vaccine.

I'm certain it is not the vaccine the President, Governors etc where taken, they would have made arrangements behind stage to change the whole content. Is it not our Nigeria politicians what can they not do for money, but to die na mba! Who wan die? Lol

If you ask me too, whether you should take it or not, I'll tell you not to. What does it solve? It doesn't solve anything, rather could cause more damage to your system in the long run.

Why una de go school baffles me. You understand why vaccines exist right? Just because you are young and healthy and don't have symptoms does not mean you cannot pass the virus to vulnerable people. I took it weeks ago and i'm fine. I did to protect my family and society. That is what a normal person does.

JAOS:
so she was working in her farm and suddenly a herder walked in and macheted her hmmmm this news is somehow

Problem with Nigeria. Animals like this normalize madness. How is what happened to her normal? How?

JidennaJason:
Dino Melaye might not be the people's favorite, but dude is one vocal and fearless politician I have seen from the North Central region.

Hate him or like him, Dino has done well for himself and I am proud to associate with bold and fearless individuals like him.

I love how you people normalize corruption. "Done well". What the phuck does that mean?

buJu234:
Let's b realistic in terms of security Nigeria is way ahead of the US oo..

a place where people are moving around with weapon of mass destruction I.e GUNs...

Please fear them..

they can kill for small thing oo.. especially the blacks, Latinos, white supremacists etc..

I wonder how you can say that with a straight face and not collapse laughing.

aremuforlife:
No place is safe on earth, America is more dangerous than Nigeria, but you will never see their media or social media blacklisting their country, it's unusual of them.

You are probably right. But, this is a big but, the difference is 90 percent of the time, the culprit will be caught. Can you say that about Nigeria? At least they cared enough to let you know about it. How many people have died in Nigeria between the time she died and now and no one knows? You people are so used to killing each other like chickens you are completely emotionally detached from it. I'd pick America any day thank you very much.

Ahmed0336:
Damn!!!

I think you should.


This life self!!!!

Detective nwokomo on the scene.

falcon01:
poor thing

Lol....Probably after eating a burger where one of the ingredients is meat.

Jaqenhghar:
I recieve news like this with mixed feelings.
On one hand it breaks my heart when I see things like this especially when children are involved.
On the other hand you wonder if these victims( except the children of course) supported this madness somehow.
That country is no place for vulnerable people

Here's what scares me the most. Something as bad as this happens and you will never hear of an investigation geared towards getting the culprits. I don't know about you but that it is the number one reason I will never step foot in that country again. Ever. The fact that you can do whatever you want without consequences worries the hell outta me.

You just gotta love this phucked up country.

Jaqenhghar:
You luve in a jungle. Whe you leave the jungle you will sense a change in the atmosphere and be able to relax

Loooooooooooooooooooooooooool. LWKMD.

Jaqenhghar:
That's how it starts
1st allow us to wear hijab
Then

All of you must wear hijab

Then wear hijab or die

Classic depiction of the thought process of a musulumi.

CardiNice:
See the way her beauty came out because of the type of decent cloth he is putting on.
Ladies should understand that boobs and ass revealing cloths takes their beauty away.
If you look at Ivanka Trump, the first thing you notice is her beauty but looking at women like cardi b, the first thing on your mind is how to have sex with her and just take your share of the cookie but women like Ivanka Trump gets you wishing if she was unmarried, you would have got married to her.
There is always a difference.

Here we go. Morality police. When it comes to sex they are experts. Ask them about other forms of morality and they will develop amnesia. If they are so pure, how come Nigeria is a cesspool. If na egunje, fraud, jungle justice etc, dem no go remember morality.

OLAPO1:
But in the past few years, Nigeria’s current deputy, Yemi Osinbajo, has defied the normal expectations by spearheading a number of projects aimed at making life a bit easier for people in a country where daily existence is hard.

Your definition is in line with what you would expect from a Nigerians V.P.

Jaqenhghar:
.how many female white gospel artistes are grossing billions?

Lol....

Olam09:
To be able to open 10 to 50 accounts you gotta have to create 10 to fifty email addresses abi i lie?

Yup. I was younger then. I got time. Now not so much. Abi how long does it take to open an email account?

Olam09:
Finally finished serving three weeks ban on nairaland. (Sighs.) If i catch the mod wey ban me!

You must be new to NL. I never worry about being banned. I have like 50 accounts. I don't understand why they ban people. I have no affinity to any one moniker so what's the point? One time an account I had was banned for life for saying what I just said and I promptly opened 10 other ones the same day.

sarrki:
You and your generation unborn will be greater than you can ever imagine

You are a patriot

And you on the other hand are a sycophant and are easily distracted by shinny objects. You all claim you want a better country but do the same thing your predecessors have done since your independence. Be lap dogs for the people who put you in chains. Buhari did it with his promise of 5k for every Nigerian. I was thinking then how dump can a people be? I shout sotey no one listened. Now you all are doing it again. I wonder when you people will ever learn. Small time now you go begin hear Atiku for president and jagaban for vp. Dem swear for una?

Jaqenhghar:
Na wa O. No wonder I hear complaints from the old guard about how soft things have become

It has. Unfortunately we are adapting to society unlike back in the day when society adapted to us. Sad.

NoFap123:
You don't sound like a graduate

It still doesn't change facts. You all are too dense for words.

Probably 2 months. Multiple offers. Problem with most graduates in Nigeria is they are dumb as phuck and as dull as a blunt knife. Read through the comments of so called graduates on NL and you'll understand.