₦airaland Forum

gfelo:
The wages of sin is death

Na fuçk him fuçk, he no kill person!

SonofGod231:
We got to the place and she wanted cocktail and i went for a tot of vodka.We were just gisting and She became all cozy and told me how she helped her ex travel abroad only for the guy to abandon her. I sha told her I had no one serious and the gist was flowing when she asked me "from here where am I taking her to again" ?! I was even trying to construct what to say when she said "your house"?!
And I was like if it's okay with you.
We didn't go there again and just avoided that part until we wanted to leave and she asked me where I was taking her to I said "my place na". she said on one condition that I would drop her off that night, that she wasn't spending the night.she just wanted to know my place.

Come and finish your story

Did you fuçk her that night?

Na fuçk she fuçk she no kill person

Pierocash:
it is not a crime.

But however, being a single mum has reduced your beauty, your form, and reduced your market value. It is not a crime, but it is a fact. Once a woman puts to bed, she loses her worth compared to single sisters

Rubbish!

TMKsouth:
He'll still be 10x richer than u. Have u noticed how smarter and richer gays are compared to cavemen like u 🤔

Anyway, so no gay person has hit on u before? U must be really ugly and stinky.

I'm an alpha male, I'm very straight and I do not give off conflicting vibes by wearing earrings or anything that would attract homos to me.

You are the one who is stinky cos you take it through the ass and your ass now has a gaping hole which leaks shit!

TMKsouth:
Now that I've hit front page I'll just sit back and watch the haters bouncing off the walls. I successfully defended first page 😎

Bloody fagg.ot!

TMKsouth:
Once we're done with u you'll have the time. LGBTQ movement is growing stronger. Just last week Mauritius decriminalized homosexuality. Most Southern African countries are now gay friendly. As expected, Worst Africa will be the last region to be enlightened because you're the most backward in all of Africa, but you'll get there eventually.

I'm eagerly waiting for the day one of your faggo.t friends will make a move on me so that I'll have an excuse to break his jaw in 3 places!

TMKsouth:
Go do your research. Its not an issue of encouragement but acceptance.

Historically in SA, when it comes to traditional healers (sangomas) it was and continues to be believed that a sangoma is always possessed by the spirit of an ancestor of the opposite sex. And that ancestor sometimes needs sexual relief, therefore the sangoma engages in same-sex relationships. Just one example of historical reference to homosexuality in Africa.

That homo shit may be allowed among SA healers, but here in Nigeria men don't do men!!!

TMKsouth:
Correction, I'm gay - not 'a homo'. And what i do in the bedroom is none of your business.

Gay, faggo.t, fairy, queer, homo, they're all the same to me.

I have no time to dice deviants into different categories!

TMKsouth:
Stupidity is hanging on to outdated laws inherited from whites during colonial era? Were Nigerians homophobic pre-colonial times. Go do your research. You're brainwashed by colonisation and the bible.

I'm not aware there's any Nigerian tribe where the culture encourages a man to hump a fellow man from time immemorial!

TMKsouth:
I'm gay and not into Nigerian guys. I don't wanna end up in a Thai prison on drug muling charges.

So you're a homo

No wonder why you're defending that nonsense.

How do you homos determine who will be the fucker and who will be the fuckee?

Sheistoopretty:
Soūth African M£N 10x better than N!gerian Men

Who is this idiot?!

TMKsouth:
Actually, his 'madness' is allowed in SA. The aviation authority just needs to update its archaic policies.

LGBTQ rights are legal in SA and it was the 5th country in the world to legalise same-sex marriage.

Since when did being one of the first to legalise open stupidity become a bragging right?!

Samantha124:
Damn! He's not bad looking at all...

Would you allow this confused thing fuc.k you?

I hope you know he has no dick!

Jennyclay:
Firstly, I’m Being called 'Ma’ constantly now. Like people add “Ma” in their statement when talking to me. Like Every time "yes ma" "okay ma".

Biko stop using "Ma” for me, I’m not that old .

Second, I have noticed I really need recommended glasses to see clearly now.

I hope your pussy had not exceeded it's elastic limit sha

Life has no standard operating manual, what works for another person may not work for you

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Do you like my profile photo?

“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo [/color]

You look lovely as always although it appears you added some weight here, I would still love to Bleep you

mariahAngel:
Why are most Nigerians like this? 😩
No wonder most of you don't know what your passion is.

Come to my house and let me show you what my passion is

zoeymikey:
I Promise.

OK you are now officially my girlfriend

But I hope you will allow me to suck your breast and press your nyash sha

Onyi22:
You can say that again, marriage responsibilites won't allow me even remember Nairaland again
Singlehood is bea

Onyi22 my love so you are now married and have given birth.

I hope you breasts have not fallen, I like them the way the were pointed and standing

zoeymikey:
I never see guy na.
And all the guy wey i meet just want knack.

Can I be your boyfriend?

I promise I won't nack you if you promise not to bill me

I don't understand why some ladies do this, is it that you're taking pics so you will remember the food cos you will never be able to afford it again or what?!

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, why would someone watch your instagram stories multiple times and sometimes halfway and then return and watch it all the way?[/color]

Mamagee my love what's your Instagram handle please?

Atimjessy:
My friends are always mocking me and calling me a small girls. I don't just like the way he monitors me.

He does not want you to get pregnant out of wedlock while living under his roof

Atimjessy:
Can you stand before one and not tremble?
Lilly-livered man.

I'm still waiting for you to post your pic

Who says I want to get married?

I have access to all the pussy I want

siofra:
My face is already on nairaland.

You just have to look well.

What is available on Nairaland is a headless pic

decatalyst:
Imagine "taming" A chimpanzee!

Even in zoo, they are kept in a strong encampment.

She is very lucky to be alive.

Would it not have been better for her if she had died instead of living like this?

If you would like to see Siofra's face type yes.

Once we have up to 100 people I will post her full pic here.

siofra:

Please where is DaddyCk aka MrCork?

I will post your pic on Nairaland next Saturday!

Her pùssy would have lost its elasticity by the time she's done!

Africans always assume that everything that comes from the white man is superior