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So you expect a guy to be watching you like a TV set when you visit him?

ShoeGetSize:
No. I always save my best shots for last. In fact, since I now know that you're a lesbian, the only shot I have for you will be a cumshot in the vagina.


I have something else that will give you an even more intense orgasm


Now that I know you're a lesbian, I will treat you differently from the way I would treat your reta-rded, degenerate f@ggot HIV infected f@ggot bros. I will use strong disinfectant to clean you up before I teach you that lesson you should have learnt long ago


Get a life and find my purpose? Bitch YOU are now my purpose! ALL LESBIANS DESERVE TO EXPERIENCE DICK at least 10 times in their miserable lives and it is your turn!


Your existence is unnatural and I will prove it when I lay you down and teach you the mysteries of pleasure that your lesbo dyke friends will never be able to teach you


You were a failure before you met me. Now I've come to correct the course of your failure.


Actually f@ggots are the demographic with the highest HIV infection rates. EVERYONE IN THE MEDICAL WORLD KNOWS THIS except for dykes and f@ggots.


Now that I know you need an d1ck intervention in your life, my attitude towards you has changed. I would be more than happy if you can leave an address where I can contact you, because there are MANY, MANY things I want to do to you in person which cannot be done on nairaland.

@ Beretta03
Someone has offered to fúck your brains out with a real dick so as to return your brain to factory settings.

It is highly recommended that you take up this offer so that you will bid farewell to your lesbian ways

erai30:
I wish I can locate this teacher, I need to learn something from her

Please let me know when you locate her, I want to retake the subject she teaches

The teacher is fine so kini big deal?

Beretta03:
typical example of a mad man is quoting rubbish and using your other moniker to like your horseshit...your madness stinks to high heavens

Lastly I won't leave you...I will make sure I completely damage your remaining malfunctioning dead brain cells before I send you to oblivion....useless Homophobic simpleton

I'm the one who has been liking his comments cos I'm enjoying the knock out punches he has been giving you since yesterday.

Meanwhile you sound like a rabied dog while defending what cannot be defended.

Na how man go dey fúck him fellow man for nyash?

Does that sound normal to you, bloody homo?

Your brain is seriously paining you!!!

Beretta03:
omoh humans will grow beak and stop talking b4 such law don't get passed in nigeria...keep deluding yourself...you go cry tire today

You are the one who is crying

I can stand at the bus stop and give my girlfriend a French kiss.

Make you sef go give your fellow woman French kiss for bus stop make you see wetin go happen to you

Nonsense disgusting creatures!

Beretta03:
they know...and have accepted my true sexuality... poverty-stricken wannabe gay activist. My left yansh

So you expect me to believe that your mother has accepted that her daughter has a mental illness aka homosexuality and will never give her grand kids...dysfunctional family

Beretta03:
depression don dey catch you small small... homosexuality will be legalized in nigeria...accept the truth and kiss the dust

Before you convince people to support your rubbish you must be ready galvanise support by holding gay pride marches.

I dare you to hold a gay pride march in Nigeria and see what will happen to you!

Beretta03:
like I know your Stupidity will always exceed your last post...what kind of clown police other people's sexuality...if not a mentally handicapped patient whose brains has been crushed to pieces but allowed to use a phone on nairaland by his negligent parents

Now that you have brought the issue of parents, do your parents know that you're a homosexual?

I dare you to go to the village meeting and tell them that you prefer sucking the pússy of a fellow woman!

Kukutente23:
What is this cretin blabbing?
Just because you're a bottom for some other man doesn't mean we should all clap for you
Go and take care of your wide anus

The stupid cretin is a female homosexual that prefers to suck the pússy of a fellow woman

Beretta03:
see useless logic

Okay going by your stupid logic in quote according to the emptyskull aka BareFaceLies "if truly you are a man then you must be one hell of an ugly male who could not get the attention of a man hence went into heterosexuality out of frustration" ....omoh you are more Stupid than I thought you are

Post your pic from the neck down and my argument will be validated.

I'm sure you're a flat-chested, flat-assed bow-legged nincompoop!

Beretta03:
filthy stinking Homophobic zombie with petrid smell...I can smell your body odour🤭 from afar....spits out... disgusting

Frustration don dey catch am small small

Beretta03:
imagine the audacity to type shit

A day will come when a harsh law will be passed down in nigeria that anybody who indulges in homophobia will be burnt alive...let me see the impetus you will use to type shit on nairaland boldly

For now you can wallow in your useless Homophobic priveledge

Chickens will grow teeth before such a law gets passed in Nigeria so stop deceiving yourself

Beretta03:
she will thread with caution..she is not stupid to go into the lions enclosure

We have many ways of dealing with touts like you but not this strategies.....rotten brain

Dirty smelly homosexual!

Beretta03:
ignoramus Typing rubbish with confidence.... believe it or not...I will spill the fact to you...you are suffering from severe brain tumor

If truly you are female then you must be one hell of an ugly female who could not get the attention of a man hence went into homosexuality out of frustration

ladybak47:
I am urging the government officials to legalize homosexuality and help curb this predicament of ungenuinely conforming to this useless heterosexual orientation.

Failure to do so will turn us into monsters.and we will wreck any straight man or straight woman to pieces or even kill them

Warning!
Warning!!
Warning!!!

You can only wail online, come to Oshodi market and spill this shit we go beat you like person wey tiff 500 Naira!

ladybak47:
go and kill yourself...ape

You are lower than an ape because even and ape will not fúck another ape of the same gender!

Once you accept financial help from a lady just know that you'll never hear the end of it, any small thing, "I made you who you are"

N3TRAL:
Why are you homophobic?

Why won't we be?

Is it normal for a man to be fúcking a fellow man?

TMKSouth and the rest of the diaper wearing homos will not like this news

Flamemignon1:
This is the dumbest thing I've heard all day but I expect nothing less from an ignorant bigot who already judges people before they know them, like pick up a book that's not a religious book that haven't been translated a billion times and learn about human sexuality but as usual the black man is scared of something he doesn't understand hence why y'all deserve the shithole you live in

Fuçk off faggót!

Beretta03:
I can go to the mountain top and scream that I love and fvck pussy but for me to go to the mountain top and scream that I Bleep penis dem go first behead all Homophobic zombies and use their head and cook pepper soup

I am of the pussy, by the pussy and for the pussy..I will kill and die for the pussy

Your head is not correct!

marvelck:
I find this posture by ladies inappropriate... Ladies ain't suppose to do this in public.

Instead of bending down (first pic) to pick something and displaying the whole view, it's better to do it respectfully by squatting (like the lady in the 2nd pic)... Squatting to pick up your bag or lace your shoes is more ladylike

The first pic is a good posture for standing doggie

englishmart:
I'm planning to tell her husband, who happens to be an acquaintant of mine. On the other hand, I'm considering the consequence. He's been suspecting her of infidelity, and this could finally nail her.
I will be very glad to destroy that marriage if need be.

This does not prove anything

Gwin007:
I don’t have any job idea to do there, planning when I get there I will look for something doing

Them go fúck your wife tire, I just dey pity you

ladybak47:
I am urging the government officials to legalize homosexuality and help curb this predicament of ungenuinely conforming to this useless heterosexual orientation.

Failure to do so will turn us into monsters.and we will wreck any straight man or straight woman to pieces or even kill them

Warning!
Warning!!
Warning!!!

Where are all these homos springing out from?

Massivedick:
Please, guys pardon and forget the moniker. It is Just to anonymous.
I am dating a lady and I don’t live in the country. I actually want to marry this lady. I understand that distance relationship is not easy. I just have a feeling that her boss might be sleeping with her because it’s common in workplaces. I have called her one day and I heard her boss speak to me. Well, I was like that’s fine. The other day, I called on a Sunday afternoon and she said she is with her boss, I didn’t ask location but she said to me later that it was regarding the email she sent her boss that she wants to change department, she wants to move away from sales which says is too hard for her.
And has to go see him in person.The boss spoke to me over the phone again and thanked me for making her a better person. Said to me again, “I will officially hand her over to you”. I don’t know what all these means so I was just friendly over the phone

To cut the story short, she just told me last week she has put in her resignation letter. I asked why, she said , her boss and management of her company are just interested in them doing sales to bring money to the organization but not interested in anything that concerning their welfare.
Well, I am just curious and I can’t find anything Or evidence in this whole thing. I need an advice, I want to get the boss’s number, and call and confront him, maybe his response will give an insight on what kind of relationship she has with my girl. Maybe I should just keep quiet since she has left the company. I am just not certain on anything. Mature advices please, no jokes.

After you have finished expanding the girl's pûssy with your massive dick you are now looking for an excuse to dump her

almarthins:
Are you LGBTQ?

You should not be asking this questing the stench coming from the stinky leaky asses of the homos TMKsouth and KingCold can be smelt all the way here.

Very disgusting set of animals!

KingCold:
This ugly she-boon is still qouting me?
1. She-boon, Your round-head bros and your ugly bleached sisters are sleeping on the benches of our home affairs looking for a better life in my country, you're telling me to leave this shitty forum that's on the internet while using my resources ie. my data, my phone/computer? You must be high on the poop smelling all over that shi.thole since you're the world's capital of open pooping
2. Its 2023 you're still throwing HIV jibes? Why am I not surprised by this backwardness? She-boon, Nigeria has the highest number of babies born with HIV than any other country in the world, sit down! if HIV's affecting anyone's brain, it's your brain and your sick child
3. There other jungle Mandingo gibberish I can't take seriously

You are a diaper wearing homo with a stinky leaky ass!

Yuck!

TMKsouth:
I don't even bother debating 🇳🇬sheboons - their men are already intellectually weak👎🏾💩💩💩

So says a factory-reject sub-human who allows fellow men fúck him in the ass!

Stinking homosexual!

Na so una go dey use una hand cause problem for yourself?

Who asked you to come and start posting pics of your family in public because you want validation from strangers.

Your wife's exboyfriends may stumble on this and start commenting on how they fuçked her when she was still single, you will then start getting upset with her

Make you go ask AY how dem take cast him wife Mabel!

lonelydora:
Joe Igbokwe is an akpa amu and an efulefu

And you are what if I may ask? Obo nlá