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zoeymikey:
I never see guy na.
And all the guy wey i meet just want knack.

Can I be your boyfriend?

I promise I won't nack you if you promise not to bill me

I don't understand why some ladies do this, is it that you're taking pics so you will remember the food cos you will never be able to afford it again or what?!

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, why would someone watch your instagram stories multiple times and sometimes halfway and then return and watch it all the way?[/color]

Mamagee my love what's your Instagram handle please?

Atimjessy:
My friends are always mocking me and calling me a small girls. I don't just like the way he monitors me.

He does not want you to get pregnant out of wedlock while living under his roof

Atimjessy:
Can you stand before one and not tremble?
Lilly-livered man.

I'm still waiting for you to post your pic

Who says I want to get married?

I have access to all the pussy I want

siofra:
My face is already on nairaland.

You just have to look well.

What is available on Nairaland is a headless pic

decatalyst:
Imagine "taming" A chimpanzee!

Even in zoo, they are kept in a strong encampment.

She is very lucky to be alive.

Would it not have been better for her if she had died instead of living like this?

If you would like to see Siofra's face type yes.

Once we have up to 100 people I will post her full pic here.

siofra:

Please where is DaddyCk aka MrCork?

I will post your pic on Nairaland next Saturday!

Her pùssy would have lost its elasticity by the time she's done!

Africans always assume that everything that comes from the white man is superior

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Shut up and stop insulting people old enough to birth ya..
If you don't have some respect for your m*m then go hit her and stop talking down on women here..you uncultured under age..

Aunty I know I'm underage but I can get you pregnant

What a very stupid woman

Mariangeles:
What is wrong with you people!?
Would you die if you showed respect?

You ought to be slapped across the face!

Piss off witch!

gloryhomemaker:
Now I know your favourite meal, yaaay!

Thank you.

My own favourite meal would include having you as part of the dish cos you're looking very delicious

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Just trying to welcome him since we are in the same city...

Dirty minded pig!

Not everything is about s3x.[/color]

Mamagee3 my love, I hope you will give me good welcome whenever I decide to visit the United States

How come is it that it's only blacks that take punishment for cheating to the extreme?

MP3GAGAdotCOM:
Are you alright?

It's true, the video is old

MadamVanessa:




Nobody can preach that to me. All that matters to me is my dildoos.

From what I can see your pùssy is thick and will be juicy, please stop wasting it on dilddos.

You need the real thing

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, Is it appropriate for a married man to tell a female Facebook friend, “Happy Birthday Sweetie Muah”?

He told my friend that.[/color]

Your breasts were very swollen the day you took the pic on your profile, or maybe you just finished having sex before taking the pic

MadamVanessa:



Financial stable, one that can use his dick effectively and makes me wriggle on bed with endless moaning.

Your breast looks good for sucking

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Is being a wife the same as a se.x slave?

I mean guys marry a lady primarily to be able to have free se.x…what do you all think?[/color]

I won't mind having you as a sex slave cos i know you'll be very sweet in bed

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, a man cancelled the friend request he sent me but is adding my friends…

What could this mean?[/color]

You probably took too long to respond so the guy felt you were not interested.

That notwithstanding I would still love to fùck you

HairyBalls:
Omo bro...if you insult my wife(like maybe calling her a hoe) and I don't find it funny

Swears nigga....you'd be loosing a couple of teeth before you complete that insult...omo you go too collect....like wtf

I get why people are dragging will...he was laughing already before he saw his wife reaction

Will Smith would not have tried that rubbish if Chris Rock was built like Brock Lesnar the wrestler

Why has he not gone to slap that August Alsina guy that was fùcking his wife?

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Do you like my profile photo?

“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo…[/color]

I like your pic. I would also love to fùck you

How will someone give her doggy style sef?

guobe:
for real,will try it if it will work,but what if reptile come bite person?

Why would a reptile bite you while lying on the floor in your room?

Are you living in the bush?

Hamachi:
How exactly do you guys manage marriage pressure from family members?

I and a family members had a function together some weeks back and out of the blues my elder sis asked if men don't want to get married.
I told her they want to, but they need to have a confirmed source of income....That how does she expect them to get married when some are still struggling to even feed.

My in-laws (brother's wife, sister's husband) joined in the discussion. They said I'm coming of age and I need to get married and start having kids so i can train them when I'm still strong and agile, not when I'm much older and weak!
They even opted to support financially when I'm ready! They said marriage brings good things....that i will surely get a job or business when I marry.

They said a whole lot.........like telling me marriage is not when you have it all. My elder brother even said he had nothing when he married his wife.

All talks from left to right was just ringing in my head and making me feel bad, like I purposely don't want to marry. I have no job nor business, not even a gf! The thoughts alone is just tearing me apart! The worse of it all is the pressure from my mom!

So bachelors in the house, how do you suggest I handle this?

Matured responses pls.

So you're actually a guy.

Why have you been pretending to be female all this while?

Beebah2000:
Not trying to be modest. I am trying to be honest.
I don tell u the truth.
No talk say I no tell you ooo.

Please post your picture here and let it do the talking